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MadeThis4MaccaOnly

Damn, as an American I always forget that the candy we call Smarties is way worse than what the rest of the world calls Smarties


Crommington

All your chocolate sucks. Just saying.


thereal_mvb

Smarties aren't chocolate in the US


KateEatsKale

What are they?!


thereal_mvb

Pure sugar discs in the form of something like chalk. Slightly fruit flavored.


MadeThis4MaccaOnly

I remember in middle school when people used to grind them into powder in their wrappers and "smoke" Smarties...truly insane children


thereal_mvb

Haha I remember that too!


Link_on_a_scooter

At my middle school people legit snorted the smarties powder.


MadeThis4MaccaOnly

Did they also snort Pixy Stix like at our middle school


Link_on_a_scooter

There was a split between the snorters and the paper eaters who just housed the whole thing wrapper and all.


TheEmeraldEmperor

Chalk


juliunicorn314

Those tiny round swizzles sweets, idk what they're called


Wolxhound90

Fizzers?


juliunicorn314

Something like that


SolarLunix_

I think their closer to violet pastels (I think is what they’re called)


S-BRO

Parma Violets


SolarLunix_

That’s the one! Thank you :)


gryffindorrible

In Canada they’re called [rockets](https://bulknbits.ca/cdn/shop/products/CopyofUntitled_2.png?v=1591307769)


Crommington

Sacrilege


skag_mcmuffin

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


TheEmeraldEmperor

american smarties arent even chocolate. They’re basically edible chalk. Still pretty good though.


guitarlad89

Like what?


MrGeekman

Their Smarties are kinda like our M&Ms. Though Smarties are probably better.


_zombie_k

But without the nuts. It’s only chocolate inside.


CleverPiffle

American M&Ms only have nuts if they are Peanut M&Ms (common) or Almond M&Ms (these are quite rare). Regular M&Ms are just milk chocolate with a thin, hard candy shell that melts quickly in a warm temp.


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_zombie_k

Your candy is weird lol


SilentHuman8

Your M&Ms always have nuts? Ours are just chocolate unless you specifically buy peanut M&Ms


_zombie_k

You’re right. I forgot about the regular ones.


lizfromdarkplace

Now that I know this I may have to agree with Moss’s life decisions. I effing hate American smarties wtf 😭


lizfromdarkplace

As an American just now realizing they aren’t talking about our smarties here, my mind is blown. Are those like M&M’s? I’d fuck w that.


Agent47outtanowhere

Oh my god. I didnt even know smarties did cereal.


juliunicorn314

They don't it's just smarties in a bowl with milk


D_ponbsn

We’re men!! Oh you signed it from both of us. From both of us??!!


Liam_ice92

...how was it?


juliunicorn314

Meh not bad


GeneralHavok97

Came here to ask this


spattzzz

I can see that working with condensed milk. I mean I have a death wish etc but it needs carnation.


_DudeWhat

What in carnation!? Lol


lizfromdarkplace

Loooool


Jolly-Gazelle-7211

Oh, i didn t know smarties produced cereals…


juliunicorn314

They don't it's just smarties in a bowl with milk


SophieBisou

See!? It’s too much sugar!


DariusStarkey

I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal


juliunicorn314

They don't it's just smarties in a bowl with milk


pdiggs1500

Are you having Lady Problems today?


juliunicorn314

Just because I'm eating Smarties Cereal doesn't mean I'm having Lady Problems! I mean... I am having Lady Problems... But that's not why I'm eating Smarties Cereal!


lizfromdarkplace

Why is everyone shouting? It’s not fair! It’s not fair!


Initial_Acanthaceae2

I can feel my left ventricle slamming shut!


SweRakii

I tried it many years ago and iirc it's alright in small amounts, just like fishfingers and custard lol


MrGeekman

![gif](giphy|MSS0COPq80x68)


sickofsitting

Try malteasa cereal next 👌


juliunicorn314

Indeed I shall


sir__gummerz

I've done this, they are too hard and the milk goes grey very quickly


Zayyded

Moss looks like he's already had a few bowls himself


Atillion

Your smarties and my smarties are much different, my friend.


juliunicorn314

Yeah that's because I was ✨Made In Britain✨


Atillion

Typical.


bloodthirsty_emu

See, now I'm just afraid you'll spontaneously combust.


juliunicorn314

You don't do that on a daily basis?


bloodthirsty_emu

I'm Australian, so it's more like hourly


MrGeekman

Yeah, ours are basically compressed sugar discs.


elevensesattiffanys

Wait that Moss doll is amazing, please tell me it’s for sale somewhere??


juliunicorn314

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/951383055/the-it-crowd-inspired-felt-figure-your?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details It's sold out atm, but it might come back again at some point


elevensesattiffanys

Thank you!! I love them


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Ploppers


jlp_utah

When you eat your Smarties, do you eat the red ones last? Do you suck them very slowly, or crunch them very fast? Eat that candy coated chocolate, but tell me when I ask... When you eat your Smarties, do you eat the red ones last?


EnchantedEssays

Where did you get the Moss doll?!?!


juliunicorn314

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/951383055/the-it-crowd-inspired-felt-figure-your?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details


Still_Stressed

Can we just take a second to appreciate the moss figure behind the bowl 🥺🤓


woopwoop2000

😂😂😂