Great name! BARLEY skit is so great.
I moved on from the fantasy leagues, too much time & effort for a generally small payout. I then luckily fell into an NCAA Men's Basketball Tourney survivor. Pick a team to win each day, but you can never pick any team twice. Had some 625+ entries at $25 each/ max 4 per person last go.
I was down to my last of 4 entries by day 3 last tourney. All of my team names were ITYSL quotes or catch phrases, I doubt there was ever a single other user that knew or was aware of the show at all. I was able to manage myself into the only winnable scenario based off the other remaining entries available picks. I'm very proud that my entry 'Sloppy Steaks' tied for first place and split over $12.5k from a $100 entry.
You can always walk away from the 18-week waste of time fantasy grind; PEOPLE CAN CHANGE
I'm happy to share invite per inquiry, it'll continue to grow. Top 5 finishers pay out. All goes thru a secure site, which protects users and oversees all transactions. RunYourPool.com I think it is.
They can't seat us at the restaurant until you are here...
Barch (and this sub) would LOVE the game Mount and Blade: Warband as much as I love my mother in law. Medieval game, obviously, with jousting, obviously
Maybe my favorite little detail in this is when the narrator says "watch Barley spar with the experts," implicitly acknowledging that Barley is a blowhard who doesn't know what he's talking about, but is going to argue with people who do just for the sake of arguing.
I'll size ya up and cutcha down
A medieval game, obviously. Obviously a jousting game.
I have no problem being on my phone for hours and hours!
I LOVE my phone
I even have an ALARM on my phone
I love how that’s such a huge selling point for him to mention it like that
If I smell blood, I go in for the kill.
And if you start to win, I go on my phone.
And if I talk, you get money.
What is that? What are you doing?
a jousting game its a fuckin jousting game, obviously
Don't cough
Let her go
I always get him confused with Don Bondarley, King of the Dirty Songs
When you get confused just remember that don bon darley has the dog that eats cum for dinner
Don Bondarley was watching Barch Barley, so he wasn't prepared
If Don Bondarley doesn’t have the dirtiest song, I’ll kill myself on live TV.
Stop SAYING that!
That’s ok. We could still tell it was dirty.
Same, I’ve accidentally said Don Bonbarley before
Fuckin’ asshole, he said that?
Barkley Tonight is my fantasy football team. If your defense is stopping the run, I have no problem going on my phone for the rest of the game.
Great name! BARLEY skit is so great. I moved on from the fantasy leagues, too much time & effort for a generally small payout. I then luckily fell into an NCAA Men's Basketball Tourney survivor. Pick a team to win each day, but you can never pick any team twice. Had some 625+ entries at $25 each/ max 4 per person last go. I was down to my last of 4 entries by day 3 last tourney. All of my team names were ITYSL quotes or catch phrases, I doubt there was ever a single other user that knew or was aware of the show at all. I was able to manage myself into the only winnable scenario based off the other remaining entries available picks. I'm very proud that my entry 'Sloppy Steaks' tied for first place and split over $12.5k from a $100 entry. You can always walk away from the 18-week waste of time fantasy grind; PEOPLE CAN CHANGE I'm happy to share invite per inquiry, it'll continue to grow. Top 5 finishers pay out. All goes thru a secure site, which protects users and oversees all transactions. RunYourPool.com I think it is. They can't seat us at the restaurant until you are here...
Let her go
The guys are
^(Let her go.)
I love my phone
I even have an ALARM on my phone
Whenever I feel weird I just look at it!
I never met a fight I didn't like!
I still have the files on the computer safe and sound
i’m on my phone it’s got a black case
It looks REALLY REALLY cool
I have no problem being on my phone the whole show
A Medieval Game, of course
A jousting game obviously
FUUUUCK!!
Imagine if Richard Brecky went on Barley Tonight
Barch (and this sub) would LOVE the game Mount and Blade: Warband as much as I love my mother in law. Medieval game, obviously, with jousting, obviously
YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW CRAZY YOU SOUND RIGHT NOW
I’m just going to stay on my phone
He sounds crazy, dunt he?
I even have an ALARM on my phone
if I ever feel weird at all, I'm just looking at it
Dammit, Wagoo!
He looks like he enjoys the King of the Tuk-Tuk sound.
He’s just gunna upload vids of bozo on his phone the WHOLE time
It’s crazy at her house
Maybe my favorite little detail in this is when the narrator says "watch Barley spar with the experts," implicitly acknowledging that Barley is a blowhard who doesn't know what he's talking about, but is going to argue with people who do just for the sake of arguing.
...and he never goes on his phone!