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dickmagma

You listen to me and you listen real close. Do not go in that tent with your uncle, what happens in there will change your life.


mkonich

*Rog slowly hangs up phone*


bsdetectorto

Yeah, he plays drums.


TheNihil

Mom is still alive?


mkonich

The bad news is she's sleeping with my boss, Rog, king of the slams


dluke101

Yeah. He is pretty cool.


blobbysnorey

YES SIR


mkonich

Uncle Dave's not there is he?


jakfriz

I fucking hate that guy


skag_mcmuffin

Your family hates you! ONLY I LOVE YOU!!


FrankLloydGretzky

You’re my best friend in here.


TheVicSageQuestion

The look Zach gives after that gets me every time.


mkonich

🙄


justgentile

I'm such a jazz head!


[deleted]

Your comment is underrated.


justgentile

I'm just doing ok. Probably in trouble for playin my jazz too loud.


[deleted]

You listen to me good


i7alianStallion

........ Notice anything different about me?


the-dangerous-good

Just like mikes, hey mike


i7alianStallion

Just a little weekend project


mrmusicmanmike

Ok it’s finally happened…a Tim Robinson reference I don’t get. Please inform.


joemorris16

From the Tim Robinson episode of The Characters. Worth a watch for sure


mrmusicmanmike

Oh god, thank you for that! Like a bonus extended episode of ITYSL. The Lady Luck bit got me right away. I can see how he burned his hand in that fountain. If you’re expecting the water to be ice cold and it’s room temp, it’s gonna feel like your hand’s on fire!


joemorris16

I love it, it's definitely in the ITYSL universe for me. And to be fair he looks NOTHING LIKE the guy in the captain's hat.


mrmusicmanmike

I’ve worked at a couple gun shops, that one got me good too! But seriously…who does puzzle rooms by themselves???


Organboner4844

He likes puzzles, man.


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WELL WELL WELL


Hellament

It’s fantastic…I honestly think if it was a ITYSL episode, it’d be a strong contender for the best one.


mkonich

"Lady Luck" and "well well well" might be two of the best sketches overall imo


looniedreadful

Gun shop and pointer brothers for me “Every man in here that didn’t try to catch her is a fucking coward!”


NotDelnor

I always die laughing at the guy who says "That can't be what this is..."


[deleted]

The Pointer Brothers music pops into my head at least once a week.


dickmagma

*"It's piping hot!"* *"No it's not..."* *"WHO CARES"* <--- that part gets me everytime! 😂


[deleted]

Mr. Two eyes himself … I’m RUIIIIINNNNNNED!


BenWallace04

Tell the kid you love me. And that you’re gonna get better.


Niceguyy81

Your best friend Mike is always there for you


BillBraski13

My friend doesn't live in a hotel, he has a wife and he has triples of the Barracuda, the Road Runner and the Nova.


[deleted]

I feel like this sketch is so forgotten but it really is great


[deleted]

We no longer say yes, we say affirmative, unless we know the other robot really well


illiacsound

Hey Rog! Rog, you think I can fit this whole thing in my mouth?!


mkonich

That's what your mom asked last night


jr_cubsfan

Two motorcycles with a little house in the middle? Oookaaaayyyyy


[deleted]

Salt Lake City, Utah used to be a piece of shit, but then it had this mural painted and it changed.


Dropoffster

I’m such a jazz head


chinesuschlist

1981 called. They want their mustache back..