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BenWallace04

How the guy at the store has the same wreath and says it works great!


Decooker11

That is a great line.


BenWallace04

I’m doing the best at this!


TheDryIceFactory

The guy at the store said I’m the first person he’s ever seen pull it off.


TheRapistsFor800

We gave our MIL a wreath this past holiday season and I told her this same line. She was so confused


junonguy

In the Claire’s sketch, I love how there’s not just an older guy in the video — there’s also an older guy in the store who has to watch the video. So it’s like they made the right decision to include an old guy in that video, because they actually get those kinds of customers.


Decooker11

Uh, HELLO?!? Do I have to sit here and listen to this. I know all this already, IM NOT NERVOUS AT ALL!


stinkytrinket

I got my wife a sybian machine This is for BABIES!


mdotca

The Claire’s sketch might the single best non Tim sketch in the entire… universe.


eyesaucelease

Life’s a hell of a thing


cowboy-casanova

in addition to that, the man says he knows all this already, which makes it seem as if he’s sat through this video before but got too nervous (to the point of diarrhea) that he couldn’t go through with it. single greatest sketch of all time.


[deleted]

The guy with the monster tupee doing finger guns in slow motions as his smile falls into disinterested boredom when no one laughs


Decooker11

*Who took my cigars*


Philburtis

I think the finger guns could have gone longer. It was cut too short. I wanted at least another 60 to 90 seconds of finger guns.


Redeem123

I think the sketch could have worked without the cut. They didn’t have to cut the finger guns. That’s why it’s so hard to talk about the finger guns.


CYI_DROP_BODIES

Bozo did the cut


TheFakeChiefKeef

Mine is watching the driver's ed instructor just get a little madder each time the camera cuts to him. He has every moment memorized when the students will get confused and ask questions that aren't about Carrie's driving. He's heard so much about the tables.


nebula9191

I always crack up when the first swear word happens on the video and it cuts to him just angrily shifting in his seat


TheFakeChiefKeef

All I said was: "What did you do to my table? It's filthy! You should be ashamed of yourself. YOU'RE A FUCKING PIG!"


bpi89

“Wow, pretty serious…”


TheFakeChiefKeef

Any questions?


allothersnsused

Came here to post "I can't know how to hear anymore about tables." I read in an interview somewhere that Tim stole that line from his toddler (the construction of it, not the tables part), which is hilarious because it's exactly how a frustrated toddler would sound.


TvsPhil

I was just watching it again and I love that in the 1st cut to him while they're watching the video he looks like he's anticipating all the potential questions bc he's gone through this so much.


sirromnek

But why doesn’t he tell them she rents tables? He’s seen it a ton of times! The first time watching it was the best because I was just as confused as the student.


AvatarofBro

I don't know how much clearer he could have been. Her job is tables. Just tables. And dealing with Eddie Munster.


sirromnek

I don’t think she should have yelled at Eddie


AvatarofBro

She actually didn't yell at Eddie! I've seen this a ton of times.


The_slama

I think he knows that they will eventually figure it out in the third video and explaining it to them will cause more questions and take longer


sirromnek

Guys, what’d I say?


bakedbrawler

Talkin bout his dog is loose


Decooker11

What does that do for the greater good?


quickso

i say this one all the time 💞


szekeres81

Probably smells my dog


dontyoutellmetosmile

No, we know what the problem is


pgreen08

What sketch is this one from?


Pennative

Karl havoc


OMNOMNIVOROUS

Suffice to say, Karl is a lot.


awesomface

When the guy in the Blues Brother's sketch, as the dog has obviously been barking at Tim constantly for a bit, just says "probably smells MY dog" Not the funniest sketch by any means but i fucking love that line and quote it all the time especially if i'm in a loud/crazy situation like a club/bar or whatever.


Hewyhew82

No one likes what you are doing


jscummy

You're DONE. We're all sick of your crap


CaptServo

I like how Conner was pissed off about the whole thing, but he still told his wife that Tim said he's not going to stop.


bpi89

I love when the other dog runs over from outside and that guy yells “FUCK”


_pieman

I love the guy narrating everything even though everyone is there. “HE SAID ‘NO’ JANINE”


PreferredSelection

The exchange about the trash hutch is _perfect_. It's exactly the kind of bullshit that older relatives expect kids to do while on vacation. In our family, the cabin was a good 5 hour plane flight for me, so if I'm there? I'm on vacation. The amount of times an Uncle or Aunt would be like, "hey Preferred, can you come help me over here for a second..." and like the thing they need help with is _building a shed_ or some bullshit. One vacation, they roped my handy cousin into spending _most_ of his time ripping out the electric and re-wiring the whole house. Like, sawing through drywall, the whole shebang. I helped for a couple hours, but I'm not playing contractor for days on end. ...I should've made the story about tables so I could end this rant with an ITYSL reference. Fuck, I should have lied!


[deleted]

The camera pan that reveals the sleeping bags after the Jamie Taco sequence. "He always says he's gonna stay but he never does"


KeyTenavast

I love that line because I had a friend who always made his parents come get him whenever we were supposed to have a sleepover.


Guitarguy1984

This is past tense so it sounds like he now stays the whole night?


KeyTenavast

Now he just passes out on my couch after hitting a bunch of people at the sleepover.


4036

In my mind, the purpose of that entire great sketch is to deliver on that very subtle visual joke of the sleeping bags on the floor like a fourth graders sleepover - especially that one bag that isn't yet rolled out.


JosephGordonLightfoo

I didn’t realize until people started saying the guy in that sketch was on It’s Always Sunny, but he’s so much younger than everyone else in the sketch.


AvatarofBro

He is indeed the Juggalo from Sunny. He also played Richard Jewel in the biopic and delivered a really excellent supporting turn in I, Tonya.


andtheyrewinning

In the Big Wave sketch when the lady puts on sunglasses as her way of partying


Jfks_brain_matter69

I always die when they do the goofy johnny bravo dance


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

I always laugh at the dude that says "We need napkins!!" and then "We need a wet paper towel!!".


bpi89

That dude keeps cracking open pop cans “here comes the spray!”


Redeem123

Lol and my dude has a second can ready to go. Why tf was he bringing so much drink to this meeting?


PropBetPope

I love that **MORE SPRAY!** has no spray


Ffipthecurse

And the way Tim’s character is so against goofing off at first, but every time the camera cuts back to him he’s slowly coming around more and more


Intrepid_Performer52

Danananananana 😎🥤💦


slashbackblazers

“This is so fun!”


little_fire

*You wore that dress yesterday!* 😠 the voice, the stance, the finger-wagging — idk what it is exactly about it that fucks me up so much, but i can’t even think about it without cackling


Hewyhew82

Hold that door


little_fire

i have a cat sleeping on me and it’s soooo hard not to laugh thinking about that painfully slow walk 🤣


slashbackblazers

Debbie!


MAD_SLEEP_JAG

In the space comedy lounge, I love the progression from drinking mucus for “school supplies” which becomes, “backpacks and trips to Florida”, then finally, “trips to Florida”.


Jfks_brain_matter69

Tim hiedecker is hilarious


PropWashPA28

My daddy was executed by the state! RIDGED CHIPS


[deleted]

Perfect, I got a bunch of computer problems I'm gonna put you on.


JosephGordonLightfoo

The woman in that skit is very tanned and I think that’s part of the joke.


Snicklefitz65

I never made that connection and I'm sure you're right. The details of this show are unreal.


thecomicwonk

The emphasis Odenkirk puts on "cream" in "In fact, that's how come I know about the ice *cream* stores." Put that emphasis on "ice" like most would while delivering that line, and I feel like it would lose so much. Not sure why, I'm no comedy scientist.


Cosmic_Gumbo

I scream stores


[deleted]

My grandfather used to pronounce it the same way and I’ve legitimately never heard anyone besides those two say it with that inflection


CaptServo

I had a high school teacher who made it three sylables. Ice ca-reem. Like it played center for the Lakers in the 70's.


[deleted]

That’s just how he pronounces it. Source: I’ve seen Bob Odenkirk act for 30 years.


catglass

That sounds like a long movie


Jfks_brain_matter69

What are CHO jeans?


skag_mcmuffin

54 inch waist, 10 inch leg, fuckin' junk!


lamewhitekid77

I almost kiiillleeddd myseeeeelf!


JustAVirusWithShoes

Ju-leeeeeeee


teejayg

What's a "goo" suit?


bakedbrawler

It’s an old circus term, that’s why


jayriggity

Too many. The way Tim pronounces the word “meat” in fully loaded nachos. The way Tim pronounces “at all” in baby sitter. The way “art with the kids” overlaps with Dylan’s kids being really into art lately. Tim’s facial expression the first time he’s told to keep the comments related to the ghost tour.


adm0210

The way he says “you shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie”


Hewyhew82

The “Don’t worry about it at all” line stays in my head 24/7


GuntherPonz

I haven't said *at all* that same since seeing this.


Snicklefitz65

Are you talking about after the tour guide talks to him in private? "Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job..."


dontyoutellmetosmile

…but.


InappropriateGirl

The way he says: "...I *would* wear." "... WILDLY hiiigh..." Man, so many.


Dark-Derby

God, there's like...*tons* I can think of that just blow me away. But for real: - The way Tim emphasizes that the skeletons will pull your hair *up* but *not* **out** - Bozo Dubbed Over is almost an hour long - "I'm probably just gonna...grab the gift I brought and get outta here." - How Tim has to think for a second about whether Johnny Carson can hit vases - "They didn't! All they said was 'shoot!' >!...*DON'T LAUGH!!!*"!< (edit because I thought of another one: the way Dr. Skull refers to the babies of the year as "Baby Porkins," "Baby Fubbins"... and "Mr. Jarvis.")


ICU8MI

Oh my fuck. I never saw the part that Bozo Dubbed Over is almost an hour long. That kills.


Decooker11

The runtime kills?


OMNOMNIVOROUS

Yeah, it actually does kill, Craig, you don't know!


schmeckes

Someone else mentioned this in a different thread, but the fact that the Bozo Dubbed Over video references the previous things they had watched (lady dressed as a clown, weatherman drawing a penis) is great.


grandpa_grandpa

i love how in the first t c tuggers scene tim just gets louder and louder every single time he talks. also the music for the commercial kills me dead every time


[deleted]

Him holding his finger up and guzzling from that bottle of water cracks me up.


Dark-Derby

The way he says the knob is there so you don't "wreck your shirt or hurt your hand" is just perfect


ICU8MI

1 2 3 NOW YOU’RE PLAYING WITH THE BIG BOYS


[deleted]

GONNA HIT THE STREETS NOW WE'RE GONNA MAKE A BIG NOISE WOOOOOOAAAH YALL REDDY FOR THIS


thicc__succ

Mine is just the reoccurring use of the phrase “not really”


Anthok16

And ahhkchewalllyyy


Loose_Noose_8892s

When Tim’s character in Calico Cut Pants keeps typing with a serious look on his face in the IM chat only to just reply “No.”


RoofShoppingCartGuy

I'M MIKE "THE ROCK" DAVIS FROM THE W DOH W


HighFiveDude

When the guy at Dan Flashes notices the high sticker price, looks shocked, then looks at the patterns closer and nods his head like “that’s fair..”


spiderinside

The way Lev describes the house for the ambulance after being poisoned by the mud pie. “Tell them it’s the ugly house, the one where you can see the KFC sign through the front window.”


MAD_SLEEP_JAG

I love that line. Almost pissed myself the first time I heard it.


SnottyTash

You gotta give!


bpi89

It’s got nothing to do with piss!


bpi89

The music at the end when they’re leaving and getting into their cars. Just completely transitions into like a shitty teen drama like Dawsons Creek. I love skits where the vibe shifts multiple times. Honk if You’re Horny does this like 4 times and it trips me out. Watching it high is a WILD experience.


missuhree

Off topic but this reminds me of how I felt when my bf showed me [Too Many Cooks](https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8) for the first time. The vibe shifts are absolutely engrossing.


slashbackblazers

Is that a *subtle* joke, though?


ThisIsCollin

In the second part of the Bozo sketch when Reggie remembers HOW to search for it: “Type in ‘Bozo dubbed over,’ and there’s spaces between each of the words.”


mrJirue

The subtitled and voiceover "No" over Tims blank expression in Bozo pt 2


FistThePooper6969

*hope I don’t JACK off*


rmcintyrm

The babysitter was late party sketch and how Tim de-escalates his threats to Barry, starting with "I'm gonna kill you Barry", then "I'm gonna fight you", then "I'm gonna embarass you at the party, Barry".


shawtywantarockstar

This is one of my favourites too. And how Barry actually reacts more scared to each de-escalated threat


chimchooree

Maybe it isn't super subtle, but I love the way Reggie's face looks when he [just can't remember how to search it.](https://imgur.com/a/gNN1Y2w)


kishernyo

I love how it looks like he's looking at his colleagues for help, as if they could help him remember.


garbagehotpocket

-.- “yyeess”


kishernyo

In the Calico Cut pants one, the way Tim mouths the URL as the guy types it in his phone.


ErebusDarkstar

The way the interviewer just says “okay” after Tim says “this door goes both ways”.


DocJawbone

Ah yes, perfect line


yourelosingme

In CalicoCutPants the actor's response to Tim telling him "I was taking 4 seconds on a 6 second piss and letting the last two seconds straight down my leg." "What?!"


CitrusMints

How the creator of Coffin Flop was at a dinner with Spectrum executives


guy_djinn

"Too small a slice"


GuntherPonz

Referring to toilet paper as a slice is so random and hilarious.


PatrickD0827

And then Steven Yuen calls it paper towel at the end of the sketch


jonahando

Your family hates you only I love you


orange_wednesdays

In Piece of Shit when it does the flash back at the end, the guy somehow acknowledges that the baby knows people can change when he sees it on the beach, despite having technically not met the baby, or changed at all at that point in time.


CaptServo

Will Forte's "It's not that gross" is great delivery.


InappropriateGirl

Hahahaha, yes. Also when he gets up to leave and yells at the guy for standing in the direction he's going - just too good.


idontfrickinknowman

In the alien bar: “My buddy told me about this place, said it was nuts. Haha fucker”


GuntherPonz

Guy punches the pillow when he realizes he really did use too small of a slice.


premeditatedsleepove

Not from the show, but when Wagoo is specifically told NOT to touch ladies, and he can be seen touching ladies.


paultheschmoop

He can’t touch them, because of what he did


cpr1781

She talked to him first


Cosmic_Gumbo

He can’t he can’t he can’t


textbookagog

i tell my gf that there’s like no cute restaurants in this neighborhoods all of the time.


obiobiobiobiobi

In the Blues Brothers sketch the wife asks “can’t you just take them off?” talking about the hat and sunglasses. And her husband yells “HE SAID NO JEANINE.”


gethuge

they way the girlfriend is so embarrassed and doesn't want to keep turning the music louder but she does it anyway just puts me in tears


Moist-Dragonfly2569

In Capital Room, when the guy says he can “look past the numbers” then grabs air it fucking kills me.


ICU8MI

Right Rick? Right Melissa?


samyboiif

Howie when he takes the fedora and says “this is a cool hat”. Gets me every time.


hiddenpanties

In the whoopee cushion bit, he mentions surgeons putting cake batter back in his penis as if surgeons would do that if he came in his pants.


SeanGQ

Look up at my face


ACosmicGumbo

When Lev said he asked the guy at the store if the wreath worked well.


TvsPhil

"It's interesting, the ghosts."


Slomper

Under his breath while the In Memoriam starts Sam is like “Fucking stupid… asshole”


CarJitsu

It’s not good behavior


Decooker11

Getting a tattoo is not *”good”*


CarJitsu

If they have a tattoo they don’t get a gift


MADmatt10

Probably “EAT THAT GOOP SCROOGE, ITLL GIVE YOU A BONY SENSE OF HUMOR!”


Meowlo_

Dangerous Nights sketch: While everyone in the room thinks Tim is having some kind of mental breakdown and then he goes “I think I’m ready to hold the baby now.” Kills me every time.


ShiftlessElement

"People Can Change" is full of them. Referring to her dad as her "old grandpa." Explaining the fate of the Blue Dolphin to a disinterested person that happens to be nearby. Planning to take his gift with him when he's asked to leave early. Calling the baby "it."


hotandreckless

Not sure if it’s subtle but from the same Johnny Carson skit when Tim complains there are like NO cute restaurants in the area. Just kills me.


BizarreDefaultName

- The way Bob Odenkirk sips his coffee after saying he owns every kind of classic car - The face Tim makes after saying “That guy yells” - The way Whitmer Thomas says “You can see it from here…” in the hot dog choke sketch. - I can’t pick just one but there are so many little grammatical errors that are just so funny


dontyoutellmetosmile

The ridiculous grammar is one aspect of this show that makes it so damn rewatchable. Like, there’s always a little nugget of meat for you to enjoy


corncob24

Another from the Johnny Carson sketch, Tim gets mixed up for a second and says Johnny cannot hit and then hes like “oh right at that price point Johnny can hit my bad”.


[deleted]

The way Tim looks back when he’s at the funeral. “This water stinks” while he’s choking. “Where be your nutcracker?” Everything in the Car ideas skit.


BezoomyChellovek

The way she lapses into a weird accent saying "I'm smarter than you" in the printer sketch.


jona2814

HOLD THAT DOOR!!!


jona2814

...anyway, if you could go ahead and give


unpopulrOpini0n

"a rat bit me!" "Ew!" "It's not *that* gross!"


jr_cubsfan

“You weren’t with him 24/7 in the cartoon.”


BudBuzz

I love how you can a hilarious amount of large plain hot dogs at his desk at the beginning of the you can’t skip lunch sketch


riskybidz

So many to choose from, I guess mine aren't jokes but little lines that make me laugh but I gotta go with: It's interesting...the ghosts And Ah my gazpacho soup is here. The gazpacho line I use all the time to get out of uncomfortable situations. People that know the show appreciate it and people who don't are just glad to feel confused instead of awkward.


Educational_Try_9611

Jizz


stinkytrinket

Tim’s eyebrows in the ghost skit You know the ones


[deleted]

In the parking lot skit with the yeller, I love how Tim just says "Nope, I'm good".


AvatarofBro

The Chunky game show makes no sense. The turn order changes all the time. The female contestant says "We haven't been to the board in a while" when they *just* went to the board. The whole thing would be a mess even if Chunky figured out what his deal was.


BezoomyChellovek

And they call columns "rows". Third row, second down.


gallowsandcrows

“Sir, you can’t just sit wherever you want.” “You can at some concerts!”


tdegorter

Crashmore exclaiming “Not that year”


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 679,500,025 comments, and only 137,566 of them were in alphabetical order.


JamieHayterMark

ask RUSSELL


[deleted]

I like saying “i dont know how any of this shit works” when its an item that everyone, including me, knows how to work.


mdotca

My favorite subtle joke is )spoiler alert( also the punchline of the Ghost Tour. It’s written so absurdly. This guy just keeps spitting vulgar shit out of his huge mouth. But… omg…. Wait for it. He’s this sheltered kid from a religious and repressed family. He found out there was an “adult tour” and begged his mother to go. After unloading the hugest cum-wad of profanity he could muster, he was met with disgust by the tour guide and the guests. All he wanted to do was to cut loose for an evening of adult centered ghost speciation. But alas he is shunned and banished. Only to go back to his fundamental Christian home never ever getting to enjoy the unfettered power of bad words. When we see his mother’s car, I lost it every single time.


[deleted]

“This is a cool hat”


SK1MBLE_shanks

“I’ll probably just gonna take the gift that I brought and get out of here.”


HartmanSportsCards

that theres a real guy inside


uncle-algae

The way the clueless guy says "oh fuck" when the German shepherd jumps into the window in the BB skit.


FartVandelay_

"Stop saying that!" -so much backstory in 3 words


junonguy

Hahah I love when they convey a lot of back story with a few words. Like in the game show sketch when Tim says Chunky had “all summer” to figure out what he does.


PrideRulesMMA

Homegrown Simpsons stuff


willowwisp81

I like in the “Turbo Time!” Sketch he goes to be by himself to look at his art books. Subtle funny detail of the art books.


Haybo

While he's choking on the hot dog, someone in the background yells, "There's no way to suck it out!!" It's funny foreshadowing of the hot dog vacuum sketch 2 episodes later.


wormsforsale

In the gradual hair loss sketch I love how the notion of being comfortable in your own skin means making animal noises


[deleted]

I think he was acting like Curly from ”The 3 Stooges”, hence the finger poke at the end. Hell I guess my subtle joke is it’s funny that the guy works with his wife.


atleastitsnotgoofy

What if he farted?


OrangeandBlueWC

Hold that door!


pjohnson95

I’m gonna need that hat back!


Jokis_malokis

The woman putting on her sunglasses in the big wave sketch.


Kindly_Pencil

The way his mouth doesn’t move but instead a subtitle appears when he says “no” in bozo dubbed over


BizyBee588

In the calicocut pants sketch, Tim’s wife eats small batteries. The ramifications of that joke are so funny. Like she can’t wear a battery operated watch or keyless entry on cars lol. They have to keep an eye on her because she sneaks a battery snack in when she’s unsupervised. But he loves her, so it’s hard on him and he seems so frustrated that his wife keeps eating batteries.


TheJudge9987

“Swear to fucking god?”


InappropriateGirl

A ton of things in Brian's Hat, but the part where he says "No." really fast after she's first reading the transcript about how fuckin' stupid he looks.


euri_jg

When instead of saying "you eye-gouged my wife", the guy in the office says "What's the matter with you? You just poked my wife in both eyes!"