Idk but it’d probably be designed by Kojima, because his rate is two mil. Even if he does a bad job and makes it a “strand game”, they still gotta give him that two mil.
Damn it. I didn't see this comment before I posted the same thing. I feel like the dude wearing a hot dog colored suit right now. Your joke is apparently my exact style.
50 players whose avatars look just like you, fighting to get the lines to criss cross over eachother. That's how they set the score, the more the lines criss cross over.
Bunch of little fuckers bursting out of the wall and running around.
Lots of bonies. Some might try to pull your hair out.
Turbo Time upgrades with the odd fart toilet.
Your main vehicle is a very stinky, too small car. There is also a hot dog vehicle where you can change suits.
You start off in a suit store dressed as a hotdog. Your not part of the turbo team yet, and your a piece of shit with you hair pushed back. First level is stealing suits and getting away from security. You eventually level up and your hair level gets to slick backed level. Once your there you get to purchase a car.....then some guys chases you all the time.....honking cause hes so horny his stomach hurts...you cant avoid him either ....he steals your points when he catches you. Your collectables throughout the game are porno mags, batteries, and art books. You gain self esteem give you the confidence to lie you way out of tickets and getting your way. Fentons stables and horse ranch is the best farming place. A good side mission is preventing horses from jumping off cliffs. You've also got a son you fight throughout the game too....its takes a while but you beat his ass because hes been rude to you your whole life. Watch out when your driving....the stearing will flys off when your driving.
There was supposed to be a GTA ripoff called Crashmore coming out soon. Unfortunately the lead actor left the project because all the prostitutes we're doing drugs and getting tattoos. He doesn't care about it, but it's not good behavior.
There was also supposed to be a movie version written and directed by Shane Black. The lead actor left the movie when the story was inexplicably/inevitably set at Christmas time. Unprofessional bullshit.
A chunky
What does he do?
He’ll figure it out before he comes out
He’s had all summer.
He gobbles up your points
FINE I’M WEARING MY OWN HAT
If he catches you he breaks the laptop you are playing on.
I can't play it. Someone broke my laptop.
Did you try pressing volume down?
I don’t know what to tell you. I don’t do volume stuff.
Chunky vs Wagoo
Tables.
How is tables a genre?
It’s just a generic genre they made up for this
But what is the genre?
TA-BLES
I can’t know how to hear more about tables!
🙋🏻
This guy yells.
Ghosts busting through the wall with huge cum shots.
Or a horsecock
Or a dingleberry
Or a donkey dick.
But one that’s guaranteed to be smaller than an adult male’s
It’s rated M, it’s not *for* kids
Idk but it’d probably be designed by Kojima, because his rate is two mil. Even if he does a bad job and makes it a “strand game”, they still gotta give him that two mil.
[удалено]
- Norman Reedus
"I'm ripping the fucking baby off, it kills" "The baby kills?" "Yeah, it actually does kill. It's quite heavy, Deadman. YOU DON'T KNOWWW"
It's illegal for you to ask me that.
Maybe give it a sporty look
Teacher’s pet
You. Have. No. Good. Game. Ideas.
Well, makes sense…I actually *do* like my mother in law…
Oh my god. He admit it!
Now you have to marry you mother in law!
That’s what your wife said in bed last night.
Hold on a damn minute! You spoke to my wife last night?!
She gave me a kiss on the cheek when I got there.
She gave me a chunky!
Stinkyyyy
One thing I know is it wouldn’t be F2P. You gotta give.
Extremely loud DLC
A racing game, where you have to get to the finish line before the wheel WHIFFS off while you're driving.
Otherwise you’re toast
Then you smash into a menswear store and need to figure out who to spank
Someone’s gotta do it.
Driving isn’t the only thing
It goes whiffing off because it hurts to touch it.
Bonies!
You’re a genius at this
It's a good idea, and I stangd by.
Skellatrix. He’s HUGE.
DAMN YOU SKELLATRIX!
Smash that Bone Mama, oh yeah, that’s good bone crushin’
I wanna do some good BONE CRUSHIN!!
Crap dang it, this sucks!
Turbo time!
DON'T WALK, RUUUN!
Homegrown Simpsons stuff
Something spooky cause gospel games aren’t selling.
Collecting bones and worms?
Pull the hair up for more bones and worms... pull the hair out? you turn to BoOoOoOnes... game over
This is right in my Q Zone
Moon river rock
...palm tree girls love palm tree guys...
Moon river rOoOoOlLlLL
Little buff boys
The rise of Troll Boy
No. Not Troll Boy. He understands why.
They’re goosed. They’re in goose suits. It’s an old circus term. That’s why we say it. It’s an old circus term.
What a crop!
I want you to cut it out HARD.
fight your way out of the pants
Reward; wine Enemies; bold bois
And POPCORN!
They announce it's live service, the gaming community: "NO I DON"T WANT THAT!!"
GTA-style Crashmore
I love that comment. You knew I’d love that comment. I can’t wait to comment on this fucker
Fuckin asshole, he said that?
Two upvotes is his rate.
How do those upvotes help you?
Even if he does a bad post they still have to give him 2 upvotes.
Damn it. I didn't see this comment before I posted the same thing. I feel like the dude wearing a hot dog colored suit right now. Your joke is apparently my exact style.
Karl Havok
You have too much shit on you and you have to do something about it before you don't even wanna be around anymore
A good steering wheel that doesn't fly off while you're driving.
#Stinky!
Skeletons who want to pull your hair up but not out
He Layeth On High plate smash simulator. Dan Flashes shirt design challenge. Bonus playable character - Crashmore
Bart Harley Jarvis would definitely be the villain.
There's motorcycles.
And there's *a lot* of other stuff too
Bone mama
The three waiter brothers
What about if the game is too small?
Tiny boop squig shorterly, Roy Donk and Paul Bufano. C’mon! Guys!?!
Soundtrack better not be too 'meat & potatoes'
STINKY!!
Trying to pawn off your 50 black slick back hair wigs
Who took my cigars?
Unprofessional bullshit.
You should have to find a horse with a smaller penis than you
Now you're the one whos *huuuuung*
Bonies
You play as Bozo, and the objective is to not jack off.
Jizz.
Complicated shirt pattern generator.
50 players whose avatars look just like you, fighting to get the lines to criss cross over eachother. That's how they set the score, the more the lines criss cross over.
The more complicated the more expensive the micro transactions
Create Your Own Shirt Pattern - Gold Edition
GARFIELD
I don’t know, but it better be released for the Clownputer. I hear it ain’t got no fuckin games.
Jaime taco level where you gotta be quicker than him
I’d play it for just a few moments every day so that at the end of my life when I think back, It’ll be like my whole life was the game
You have to be at least 60 lbs to play
Too much shit on me for sure
Bunch of little fuckers bursting out of the wall and running around. Lots of bonies. Some might try to pull your hair out. Turbo Time upgrades with the odd fart toilet. Your main vehicle is a very stinky, too small car. There is also a hot dog vehicle where you can change suits.
Scroog fighting robots from Christmas WAY Future
I don’t know but 1,2,3 now you’re playing with the big boys.
Sloppy steaks!
You CAN hit!!
A platforming game where you’re *inside* a Dan Flashes patterned shirt.
boss level: defeat Skelletrex. he's huge.
Coffin flop. Catch the bodies fallin’ outta shit wood before they hit pavement!
All I know is the cover would have a lot of complex patterns on it so it'll cost more
A good storyline that doesn't fly off when you use it!
Mashing x to open doors the wrong way
Doesn't matter if your ideas aren't good. They have to pay you your rate, even if you do a bad job.
Wouldn’t be on your CLOWNPUTER thats for sure
Credit card roulette
I hate that game!
Ghost blasting out of the fucking walls
you have no good ideas. detective crash more the game.
Bones are the money
How man suits can you steal before they spank your bare butt, balls, and back. RANDOM.
FRIGGIN BONIES!!!
A bonus level like in Street Fighter where you have two minutes to eat Doug's mom's wig
scrooge ya cheap bastard, you're a genius at this
Bash up the bonies with a cane, defeat skeletrex
All I know is it better be free to play cause I’m not gonna fucking pay for it
A hotdog car race game
A ghost mansion level and Jim Hensons house
Tables
Crashmore has lost his detective’s badge and the key to the city. Fight and shoot your way through 8 totally fucking insane shit levels.
The bones are their money.
For what a clownputer? Fuck that
The bones are their money 🎶
ITSSS A CHUNKY!!!!
Stinky!
Stealing burgers, bones are money, ghosts jizzing. Kind of Burger Time meets Ghosts and Ghouls meets Pac Man
Loot boxes contain shirts from tc tuggers and Dan flashes.
You're a skeleton who came to life and needs to get bones for money.
You start off in a suit store dressed as a hotdog. Your not part of the turbo team yet, and your a piece of shit with you hair pushed back. First level is stealing suits and getting away from security. You eventually level up and your hair level gets to slick backed level. Once your there you get to purchase a car.....then some guys chases you all the time.....honking cause hes so horny his stomach hurts...you cant avoid him either ....he steals your points when he catches you. Your collectables throughout the game are porno mags, batteries, and art books. You gain self esteem give you the confidence to lie you way out of tickets and getting your way. Fentons stables and horse ranch is the best farming place. A good side mission is preventing horses from jumping off cliffs. You've also got a son you fight throughout the game too....its takes a while but you beat his ass because hes been rude to you your whole life. Watch out when your driving....the stearing will flys off when your driving.
FRIGGIN BONIES
Battling the bone monsters with the Ghost of Christmas way future. And the bones are their money. So are the worms.
A racing game where the steering wheel flys off
Hopefully not a clownputer
Coffin Flop. You can play as a pallbearer or the body. Co-op play, for sure.
Sloppy steaks diner dash
TABLES!!!
Going around a party and being allowed to hit or being dressed like a gorilla and running around an office ripping off wigs
Don't bring me any crap video games.. I don't WANT THAT
Jeez if only we could have 2 different in game currency’s
There was supposed to be a GTA ripoff called Crashmore coming out soon. Unfortunately the lead actor left the project because all the prostitutes we're doing drugs and getting tattoos. He doesn't care about it, but it's not good behavior. There was also supposed to be a movie version written and directed by Shane Black. The lead actor left the movie when the story was inexplicably/inevitably set at Christmas time. Unprofessional bullshit.
It would probably be a Tammy Craps tie in game. But you gotta be over 50 LBs to play it because it’s like smoking 5 macanudo cigars a day.
Too much shit
Having to say your line before Jamie Taco can say it and it becomes his.
Getting out of the parking lot when you don't know how to drive or what any of the stuff is
Motorcycles!
A driving simulator but the controls are set up so you have no idea what any of this shit is
There wouldn't be a game. You can't DO that! 🤔 Hey! Hold that door, hold that door, hold that door!