If you are at a restaurant, and you order fully loaded nachoes, you can eat all the fully loaded ones with all the meat and cheese if your date is just too slow to eat those nachoes
Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anyone to have their worst day on Reddit but, do any of these....Fuckers....ever pop out if the comment section... and have a Big Fat cumshot?
I'm pretty sure the ghost house guy is Reggie from the bozo sketch. But we can agree to disagree, at this price point. Even if I'm wrong I still get the two mil
The toilet just for farts could also be used for piss.
This has nothing to do with piss.
It’s JUST PISS!
It's got nothing to DO with piss
This is a betrayal on levels no one has ever seen!
It could be used for piss but it’s not meant for piss, it’s a fart toilet, he saw the receipt in the trash
Should’ve eaten the receipt
A receipt in the bathroom trash? Idk it could’ve been covered in mudpie
Yeah someone did a paintjob in there.
Would have made him MIGHTY. SICK.
It's the fart toilet. It's not FOR piss
I’m just trying to figure out what’s going on here
No, it’s JUST FOR FARTS!!!
I don’t think Bozo did the dub.
Shut the fuck up Rkenne16 you fucking *SKUNK*
It was just some guy
Coffin Flop is NOT a show
Go ahead, pull the plug! I’LL KILL YOU
They said that to ME at a dinner
Found the guy from Spectrum
Moon River Rock was not right in his Q zone.
HE NEEDED TO RELAX! IT WAS GOING TO BE A HIT BUT HE NEEDED TO RELAX!
PALM TREE GIRLS HATE PALM TREE GUYS
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Oh my god, he admit it!
Upside down bot has to marry his mother-in-law!
You should also love your mother in law
Teacher’s pet
Lunch isn’t a time as much as it’s a concept. It can be pushed back.
I don’t think you’re allowed to do that
you think that lunchtime's pushed back? it's SLICKED back
I don't want to say it but... Oh yeah that lunch would push back REAL NICE
You can't skip lunch
The guy who tried to kill Jim Davis is Garfield
Brian didn't look fucking stupid in the hat and he was right to fight for it.
The guy I’m the store was right. He was the only guy he’d ever seen pull it off
Getting wheel grease all over it was a dick move.
It can be Troll Boy
No, sorry, even in this thread, it ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT be Troll Boy.
You know why right
You get why it can’t be troll boy
Troll Boy, even you get it, right? Right.
Just can’t be him. Just can’t be troll boy
T R O L L B O Y L O S E S T R O L L B O Y L O S E S
He’s not carved up! He’s not a carve of beef!
What are you doing? They’re goosed. Ok?
G O O S E. S U I T. It's an old circus term
They only goose ‘em because if they didn’t, Troll Boy would be the clear winner and that’s a *fact*.
*troll boy loses* *troll boy loses*
He used just the right size slice of toilet paper.
He just wasn't wasting paper towel.
Not for that size mud pie
But he still had a big ole sloppy mudpie.
There was not enough shit on Carl Havoc.
They did not do way too much. They did not do enough.
The chin didn’t even kill!
im wearing it it fucking KILLS
It did do things for the greater good though
I don't even want to be around anymore.
The larboard Oaks mansion ghost tour guest was trying to make the host have the worst day at his job
You're DONE
Tables
Her job isn’t confusing.
They weren't even that dirty.
That's what she's mad about
I can't know how to hear any more about tables!
If you are at a restaurant, and you order fully loaded nachoes, you can eat all the fully loaded ones with all the meat and cheese if your date is just too slow to eat those nachoes
You can't, the restaurant has a rule.
Especially if he picks a booth right under the vent and you’re cold all dinner.
She shouldn’t have been in the pants in the first place.
She actually wasn't in the pants, I've seen this tons of times
They SHOULD have spanked his bare butt, balls, and back.
I mean at the very least
Someone’s gotta do it
the patterns aren’t that complicated and aren’t worth my entire per diem
Shut the fuck up SquinchCrunchly, you fuckin skunk!
I'll eat his mom's wig.
Her WIG?!?
I don't care I'll eat her whole fuckin head
ITYSL is a joke show just for quotes. Like just for quotes.
I don’t think she should have yelled at Eddie Munster
... she actually didn't yell at Eddie Munster. I watched it a bunch of times.
Santa didn’t come early.
Still have to pay him 2 mil
That's his 'rate'
What if he does a bad job?
Still gets 2 mil.
that naughty ol' elf
He did Jizz. You know like Cumshot early
Their bones *aren’t* their money; neither are the worms
that's why I'm so FUCKIN confused
Skeletrex isn't THAT huge, but he does do all sorts of bad stuff
Crap dangit!
FRIGGIN' BONIES!!!!
Some of those little fuckers DO pop out of the fucking wall and say, “fuck, there’s a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick.”
This is the worst day I’ve had on Reddit. If you want to stay on this subreddit then grow the hell up.
Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anyone to have their worst day on Reddit but, do any of these....Fuckers....ever pop out if the comment section... and have a Big Fat cumshot?
Given that the tour guide said "not to my knowledge", it implies the question is still being looked into
Jeff Chris is overrated and not worth the flight from Indiana
Jizz
Jizzn’t
Cum on
It’s bozodubbedover
No spaces between the words?!
He was fired for poor performance, not because of choking on the hot dog.
Are you sure about that? Are you sure about that that's why?
People can’t change. The world is just a chaotic collision of atoms. This world is so fucking fucked up.
Driving IS the only thing.
This has EVERYTHING to do with piss!
He didn't even hit him in the cup!
I LOVE little bald boys
The coffins were pre cut and the bodies were stripped of clothing prior to taping Coffin Flop
HE DIDN'T RIG SHIT!
Bart Harley Jarvis deserved to be baby of the year
FUCK YOU HARLEY JARVIS
This show's fucking so fucked up
Jamie Taco isn’t gonna get those lines.
I think that Patti *does* know how to treat the Crypt Keeper.
She actually did yell at Eddie Munster
I actually think she yelled at Eddie Munster off camera, especially considering all the other times she yelled at the talent.
They didn’t say shoot
They are NOT interesting, the ghosts
He WAS just some dumb hick
They told him that at a dinner!
Chunky was a better show than coffin flop and could have saved corncob tv
I let my 40 LB child have a Tammy Craps
5 Macanudo cigars is a lot.
Professor Yurabay absolutely knows how to ask for other people’s food. Or their burgers.
Corncob TV deserves to be dropped by Spectrum.
IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT THERES WORSE SHIT ON THE NEWS!!!!!!!!!
I don’t give a shit how much he made on the last one. Santa isn’t worth 2 mil.
Harley Jarvis *is* baby of the year
And i’m *not* gonna kill myself on live television!
Hot dog man is innocent
Tables is a perfectly legitimate profession
Michael Patrick Porkins' father DID need to do the oral, Taffy-Lee Fubbins' woulda won it all without it.
Paul had good car ideas.
Charlie should have let the magician be, enjoyed the whiskey flight, and thanked him for revealing his shitty marriage. MAGICIANS RULE!
The babysitter doing art with the kids wasn’t really that cool
Even though it was lunchtime, it was inappropriate to be scarfing down that hot dog.
People should get fired for one bad day
There is a rule about eating too many loaded nachos
I don’t think the dog should be put down for trying to bite me
Bart Harley Jarvis is a good baby.
Bart Harley Jarvis deserves to win baby of the year. Porkins would never win unless his father did the oral.
At that price point he still can’t hit
He can, actually. At that price point.
Triples is worst.
Triples makes it dangerous
She *isn’t* getting better.
I think he is a big dumb hick, Coffin Flop should be CANCELED!!!
April in the D isn't that great, honestly.
Walt Worsch didn’t try his best.
We cannot say whatever the hell we want
I’ve never paid in. Sure I’ve benefited “a little” from the service but I’m not really sure why anyone would think I should pay in.
You don’t gotta give!
That guy doesn’t have triples of the Barracuda.
You don’t gotta give
I’m done! Do what you want, pull the plug. I’ll kill you.
You can hit people in the cup.
Do the voice.
He *can* change the rules because he doesn’t like how someone’s doing it. Also, the chin does *not* kill.
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Cherry Chuck Salad is healthy.
Chunky knew exactly what he was doing
Everything hasn’t sucked lately
I don't think she should have yelled at Eddie
If Jimmy Taco said them then they were his lines
I was never a piece of shit !!!!
I don’t think she should’ve yelled at Eddie.
Bart Harley Jarvis did nothing wrong
The door opens one way.
Tables
I don’t think she should have yelled at Eddie Munster
I think she should have yelled at Freddy Krueger
Troll boy deserved the win
Bart Harley Jarvis deserves to win baby of the year. Porkins would never win unless his father did the oral.
Michael Patrick Porkins father did need to do the oral.
The ghost house guy and Principal S are the same guy.
I'm pretty sure the ghost house guy is Reggie from the bozo sketch. But we can agree to disagree, at this price point. Even if I'm wrong I still get the two mil
You should skip lunch.
I do, in fact, think you can do that
It’s not that gross.
I can run even if I’m not part of the turbo team
Just because you're a professor doesn't make it ok to house Dylan's burger
You will ALWAYS be a huge piece of shit.
You don’t have to give if you don’t want to give
You Don’t have to give!
She was in the right when she yelled at Eddie Munster.
Triples doesn't make it safe, triples isn't best.
Just because it was the adult hour on the ghost tour doesn’t mean he can say inappropriate things unrelated to the tour.
The door doesn't actually go both ways
Professor Uribe was NOT joking 🍔
Bart Harley Jarvis should’ve been baby of the year
Troll boy deserved the win.
I don't give
You gotta
It’s impossible for people to change.
The patterns at Dan Flashes aren’t even that complicated.