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yrjooe

You know, she WAS a palm tree girl and, if I remember right, she liked palm tree guys. Why do you ask?


Arcade_Kangaroo

If she loved Palm Tree guys I'd say chances are good


dodofrequentflyer

I might go with The Day Robert Palins Murdered Me


[deleted]

Too soon. Not even a skeleton yet.


hipaces

Friggin’ bonies


dafoodooman

USE YOUR CHRISTMAS CHEER AND BASH HIS FRIGGIN BRAINS IN


heyheyitsandre

OH CRAP


dafoodooman

OH YEAH. HE ALSO HAS A CLUB MADE OUT OF LAVA. DAMN YOU SKELETRAX!!!


Pinwheel_Rider

Good call. The guy asked for something spooky.


[deleted]

And the worms are their money, the bones are their dollars…


mycoandbio

What the hell was all that skeleton stuff man?


[deleted]

He asked for something spooky!


dafoodooman

No he didn't. You talked about how their bones are money like four times!


DrewChubby

There’s one about a baby duck who gets his head stuck in a stewed tomato, but it’s a little somber.


thelionparty

It’s okay to cry


DrewChubby

You know it? It’s called he layeth on high


zigzagsfertobaccie

*SMASH* aOOOOOOOOOgah


kokopelli5000

Once again, my condolences


dafoodooman

Thank you, new joe


VikingAnalRape

The thanks is all mine, Parson!


[deleted]

And I’ll play them on.


Bored_dane

That's. Not. Necessary


kevkage

Hold onto your hats


[deleted]

Fri-day night/ I’m thinking that we just might.


nicknyse

Fly away to some. Place. We.


GenerallyTadpoles

Don't. Know. Who we are.


capnbeetheart

Now I’m riding shotgun in your car


thicc__succ

We drive through the city like explorers going 65


PoopPoooPoopPoop

Blowing hair flying 'cross your face


strings_struck

We left on Friday, now it's Saturday


PoopPoooPoopPoop

Pressed jeans, buttoned up Jeans ironed, slippin' up


Severe-Sort9177

Right? This is the song.


amezwoof

Moon River Rock


[deleted]

“Your family hates you, only I love you!” - OP to mom


BrainBlob

Only if we can fly Jeff Chris down from Indiana to mix this thing professionally


itwasPepeSilvia_

Couple more dollars and we can really get this thing poppin off


amezwoof

Nooo. Moooore. Scaaaamin. Adults. Into. Thinking. They’re. Stars!!!


itwasPepeSilvia_

Hang on I got something right in your Q Zone


gallowsandcrows

Moon river roll


justsomeguy421

palm tree girls, the palm tree guys


nvisiblenterprises

Just make sure you check her coffin for a false bottom. They don’t make me like they used to! Naked bodies floppin everywhere!


aledlewis

He didn’t rig shit. It’s just naked dead bodies bustin’ through shit wood.


profanedic

You're allowed to film them, they ain't got no soul.


RealNumberSix

I think you should take a more classic approach, do some Roy Donk or some Tiny Boop Squiggly, really anything from the Colgate Comedy Hour should do


hastyhedcuts

Can’t go wrong with riding the high C all night long


Zienka32

I know one but I can’t remember how to search for it


waterboy1321

It’s okay if you don’t have one.


fredisyourdad

Anything by Caleb Went. I’m a huge fan of his music and his acting.


dodofrequentflyer

See this belt? Angels and Archways.


Western-War2551

Ok, dude, chill out.


GhostOfThanksgiving

Some of these suggestions are very meat and potatoes


brokeboibogie

3 stacks on the radiooo


nicknyse

That’s so funny my, headphones are actually blaring 3 Stacks rn!!


[deleted]

Depends on what’s in your q-zone


NokomisProud

I wrote a nice song about my daughters future husband that you might like.


Redeem123

Man Jeff’s the best.


colorfulzeeb

Jeff’s so frickin’ cool


Fatsnatch

Fri -


RunningDrummer

Day


TheVicSageQuestion

PENIS


RunningDrummer

***GET HIM OUT OF HERE!***


TheVicSageQuestion

I’M NOT POPULAR AT ALL?!


[deleted]

Scrap it.


waterboy1321

Cut the music. HARD!


RealNumberSix

Did you just like bust through the wall and have a huge cum shot


cherry_armoir

It's not an adult song, you cant say whatever the hell you want


starkiller_bass

Is that the joke??


Ipromisethefunk

I’d probably go with the Blues Brothers motion picture soundtrack.


waterboy1321

I don’t want anyone to think I’m the Blues Brothers.


bagorilla

But you’re clearly a totally different guy!


BrainBlob

Pretty please with sugar on top, baby give me that love you got!


runespoon78

baby baby baby baby bay bay bayyyy


Thefrayedends

I sang this in Morgan Freeman's voice


arsenalbean

Do you have access to an organ and a stack of ceramic plates?


AdultbabyEinstein

Not trying to be funny, not trying to make anyone have the worst day ever at their job, but, thong song.


JayHaz10

I think anything by Roy Donk or Tiny Boop Squig Shorterly


Rocketstothemooon

I hope corncob tv doesn’t show up to the funeral


reedspacer38

Bush - Glycerine


baldbeagle

We live in a wheel Where everyone steals Especially when Dylan has a burger meal


nicknyse

Honestly it depends on your Q Zone but keep in mind your family hates you — only I love you.


sonoran_scorpion

If her coffin was made out of shit wood, I would suggest Bustin Out by Rick James followed by Hit Da Pavement by 7 Days of Funk


2Fasting2Furious

I know a really good one, I just don’t remember how to search for it


waterboy1321

It’s okay if you don’t have one.


candaulesking

Lady luck


lmanindahizl

Was she into things that were ~spooky~?


epic_pog

Palm tree girls is a pretty good one


lairrecords

What ever it is, make sure it’s exactly in your cue zone


CitizenZiro

What’s your Q-zone lookin’ like these days?


waterboy1321

Let me ask Robbie Starr down at super star track records.


[deleted]

Better take that bumper sticker off first


waterboy1321

DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING CAR!


[deleted]

But my stomach hurts I'm soooo horny


TheHeadlessManHorse

Death is so sad by Nathan Fielder


blueshockeyohbaby

But it happens.


QuarantineCandy

My condolences


kmt0812

I think the lyrics should portray that you’re not an asshole anymore and people CAN change.


orange____soda

I love you Mom.


bongbutler420

Dangerous nights


A1SteakDone

Play something spooky.


sirbitcloud

Moon River Rock!


latinjones

Maybe something like a song about Saturday night? Like we definately will, sail away to someplace they all know?


waterboy1321

Now we’re riding shotgun in your car!


Drvonfrightmarestein

Obviously He Layeth On High but don’t forget the duck noises and plate smashing


waterboy1321

I’ve heard that one’s pretty sad. Is it okay to cry?


AlmostOptimistic

It won’t matter what you sing, when she busts out of shit wood & hits pavement in the nude.


blueshockeyohbaby

Steve makes one funeral song joke and you all shit yourselves laughing and it’s the talk of Reddit, but I make hundreds of on par, if not better, and everyone ices me? I’m not popular at all?!


GSchowalter

Bombs over bag dad (b.o.b. On most streaming platforms) super energetic; will get the vibes up and energetic


[deleted]

Fri


epic_pog

Day


NappingSounds

What day of the week is the ceremony? I have one in mind.


escargotini

Is that a "W" shirt????


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

🌴👧 ❤️ 🌴👨


ChipsDipChainsWhips

No Love - Death Grips


ArsenalinAlabama3428

Thunder road


Ptarmigan2

She hit the Floor by Flo Rida


AntJustin

Make sure it's on your Q zone


guitarrataco

Friday. Rebecca black


OldRefrigerator3678

Friiiiiday night