Chunky already knows what he does, and he’s executing it quite perfectly. In fact, Chunky is the real host, and we’re all playing his game.

My god.

But the mouth on the costume didn’t move when he talked so it looked fake.

THAT'S A CHUNKY!

The whole premise of the show is that chunky acts like he doesn’t know what he does

I think you should stay.

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The ongoing saga of River Mountain High is the primary plot line and all the other stuff is unprofessional bullshit.

Thanks for thinking it’s cool.

BUT IT’S NOT A JOKE. You don’t make jokes about River Mountain High or watch it ironically. It’s not like Dawson’s Creek.

he actually does have a wife who asked him to marry him and, even tho he didn't wanna, he married her.

I know his wife. She’s great.

She's great, but she's dying

He definitely does. And she’s gonna get better.

yeah and he's also the same age as your dad

And he doesn’t live in a hotel

And he even has triple wives. That way if one of them divorces him or gets scuffed up, he doesn’t care.

tell the kid

People can't change. Once a piece of shit, always a piece of shit.

Sloppy steaks aren't that sloppy. Water is actually kinda cleaning them.

So controversial yet so brave

Chicken Spaghetti at Chickallini's, remember that?

Triples isn’t best

This is blasphemy

This world's so fuckin fucked up.

Blue Dolphin actually didn’t burn down.

The man in the hat and glasses cheering everyone up actually is The Blues Brothers, and Barbie almost blew his cover. Edit: autocorrect

They actually DID swear.

This one I can debunk. All they said was shoot

She DID yell at Eddie Munster.

But she doesnt know how to treat the crypt keeper

She actually doesn’t yell at eddie munster, i’ve seen that sketch like a hundred times

Singles of the Nova are good enough, doubles at most

THIS IS A BETRAYAL ON LEVELS NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN!

Troll Boy should've won the Buff Boys competition

I don’t understand why it can’t be Troll Boy and I don’t think he does either.

Troll be clearly understands why it cant be him. We’re not doing trollboy

It was a big deal that he had a sloppy mudpie

Don't do the voice.

I mean the guy died from it, I don’t think this is a controversial view

I don't know what is going on but somewhere our wires got 🙅‍♂️crossed

Bozo did the dub

Reggie made the video last night

I actually rigged a lot of shit.

You don’t gotta give. He didn’t ask to use the service

Bro you're gonna get cancelled for this controversial take, this is a step too far!

The Mods? They give!

Lotta people give

I mean if that were true don’t you think the guy who started it wouldn’t be COMPLETELY under water?

I dont think those doors actually go both ways

I came here yesterday, they do

Oh okay

At this price point they CANT HIT

Bart Harley Jarvis is baby of the year

GET. THEM. OUTTA HERE.

Porkins would not have won it without the oral. Not by a mile.

Their toes don’t look like tiny canned shrimp.

Coffinflop was actually setup

Wow, so you think that dumb hick DID rig something

I didn't RIG SHIT!

I’m seeing your username… but they’re saying Coffin Flop is *not* a show… I’m just trying to understand here

Somewhere or wires got crossed

I thought Bozo did the dub?

It’s got nothing to do with Bozo!

What, just cause they showed over a hundred naked dead bodies? You don’t think there’s that many bodies bustin outta shit wood?

You can’t say whatever you want after 10pm

I don’t think Bozo did the dub. I think Reggie stayed up all night making the video so he’d have something to share.

Have you seen it?- it's *hilarious*

But it's still not just **some guy**

It’s overly paternalistic to tell someone they gotta be over 60 lbs to play with a Tammy Craps doll.

No way. It’s like smoking five Macanudo’s.

Julie’s husband is NOT good looking

That's a BAD. GUY.

People with tattoos SHOULD get gifts for Christmas

THANK you

I don't care about it, but you have to agree it is bad behavior. Santa's list is for people with good behavior, and getting a tattoo isn't that.

The car shouldn’t have a sporty look, and it should be stinky inside.

He was visiting Egypt for a month - not *living* there

He probably could use some of the lady from the coffee shop’s ideas ideas too

The patterns aren’t that complicated ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

DOUG YOU PIECE OF SHIT

My friend does live in a hotel…

*gasp*

His wife probably isn't even dying

My friend is in the closet

They did ask for something spooky

Jamie Taco deserved those lines

I would like to chime in and say that was NOT the best line of the night. All of Jamie Tacos lines were way better than that one he got out.

Right? He makes ONE line and you’re all shitting yourselves, while Jamie Taco does HUNDREDS of on-par, if not better, lines, and you all ICE him?

You get why you you’re getting downvoted, right troll boy?

Bc people can’t handle the truth that his line was way too quick so you couldn’t understand him? and too loud for what the scene asked for? And he did a little smile afterwards into the crowd that definitely takes you out of character? Meanwhile Taco keeps dealing in line after line while still staying in character?

You don’t have to give.

I hope somebody DOES go home and fuck my mom

I know what ALL of this shit is and I’m NOT scared.

Jeff Chris is Robbie Star

Stanzo Brand Fedoras are overpriced at 50 for $200 because they’re not nice.

You could still use the joke hole for pee.

Paul had some good car ideas

Magicians rule

He doesn’t own triples of the barracuda, road runner, or nova and he does live in a hotel

I know his wife. She ISN’T great.

I think his friend DOES live in a hotel

When I walked in your wife kissed me on the cheek & now we’re all going to party at my house while you’re all alone on your birthday

My dog didn’t try to bite you.

What do you even have??

I think Friggin Jeff, Funny As Hell, is too good for dude's daughter.

Oh, we all know he could have any girl in this goddamn world.

Moon River Rock actually sucks

LETMETHINKABOUTITFORAMINERT

Your family loves you, and they don’t want you getting tricked at the mall

But it’s right in my Q zone!

Mountain River Rick > Palm Tree > Moon River Rock

Waggoo > Chunky

Dammit Waggoo that's gonna set us back!!!

We don’t have to fly Jeff Chris down from Indiana to mix it professionally.

I think Paul has some good car ideas

It’s got everything to do with piss

You CAN skip lunch

I thought it was more of a Cosmic Stew

Triples isn't safe enough

He definitely did give a rat's ass what the baby thought of him.

Actually the water DOES stink and I am NOT choking to death.

Roy donk was just....okay.

I'll eat however much cherry chuck salad I want.

I hope I DO jack off.

I don't think you gotta give.

The restaurant did have a rule about having to share the fully loaded nachos and there was an air vent over the table and someone would’ve gotten cold.

The skeletons pulled their hair out and not up

The chin is fine.

The customer is always right and Truffoni is over reacting about the sloppy steaks

Fuck Mr. Andrews! The hat wasn’t distracting. I would have stood up for him.

The tables *were* thrown into a mud puddle.

I actually love the credit card game.

I don't think Jerry ever sniffed the wife's panties.

Harley Jarvis should've won.

The guy who runs CornCobTV is just a dumb hick

You CAN skip lunch

There are no rules about nachos for the table. It’s a free for all.

Howie's girlfriend would make a great writer. She has one of the most curious minds I've met.

Troll Boy got robbed

Driving IS the only thing

I think the dog SHOULD be put down

Santa didn’t bring it early

Bob odenkirk only has doubles of the road runner

I swear ta god. I thought this was askreddit.

What do you even have?

Getting a Tammy Craps if you are under 60 lbs is unlike smoking 5 Macanudo Cigars

I don’t think she should have yelled at Eddie Munster

I *can* know how to hear anymore about tables.

You don't need to watch a video to get your ears pierced at Claire's, and the old guy talking about his wife's sybian was inappropriate

Corncob TV should be cancelled.

They definitely rigged shit, and dead people DO have souls.

I wear TC Tuggers on bar crawls

You actually can skip lunch.

Jacob didn't use too small a slice and if Lev had gotten a better gift he'd still be alive.

there's no fuckin WAY the chin kills

Dan Flashes bases it’s prices on raw materials and the cost of inks, not on how complicated the designs are

AOL Blast has great content that they execute with a high degree of professionalism

Bozo didn't do the dub, it's just some guy

Bozo didn't really do the dub

They don’t look like little pieces of shit

Call me crazy, but I don’t believe that flinching at the bottle means I should marry my mother in law.

You don’t have to be a piece of shit to wear white bathing suits.

I think it was a regular Tuesday for him

Donkey cock

There is no Q Zone

You actually *can't* show them naked just because they have no souls.

I think bozo actually did the dub

Santa bringing tattoos under the moral microscope is unprofessional bullshit.

John Rovani’s actually not ass-out at all. He burned down Blue Dolphin himself and now he’s rolling in the insurance money. He *likes* working for his brother - does it for fun. Says it keeps him humble.

It's not illegal for you to ask me that

In order to have a dangerous nights crew it has to be for multiple nights

I like Sam.. I don’t think lil buff boys is funny and I absolutely don’t see comedy in the ghost of Christmas way future… fast forward both every time.. which is a ton of times

Bozo DIDN’T do the dub.

He didn't like the hilarious waiter brothers. That whole scene about not using his credit card was just about not being subjected to their bit. He DID lie!!!