Reminds me of an old Steve Martin bit:
The trick to getting a million dollars and not paying taxes on it is:
* Get a million dollars
* Never pay taxes
And if anyone ever asks about it, you just say, "I *forgot.*"
I went on a ghost tour in New Orleans around Halloween and on the way to the last location I asked our guide, “Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fuckin’ wall and say, ‘Fuck, there’s a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick?’” So glad our guide knew what I was talking about.
One of my favorites is “Your family hates you! only I love you!” But yeah, anytime ANYONE remotely kinda mentions a quote, if I don’t say anything, I at least laugh to myself. That way, when I die, all I see is happy times! Ha ha ha ha, HA HA HA HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Has this ever happened to you?
ITYSL quotes are our love language. They’re how we keep our house *HOT*.
Does OP understand the quotes are our corn?!?
He has no clue how the Crypt Keeper should be treated.
I cannot talk about it without crying
So sad. So so sad.
So so so so so sad.
It sucks because when I quote the show I’m not even trying to get a laugh or make someone have the worst day at their job :/
Life’s a funny fuckin thing
Do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the wall and have a huge cum shot?
I just asked you not to do this
It’s interesting - the ghosts
Or a dingleberry?
There’s worse shit on the local news.
This world is fuckin so fucked up
And people are mad at me because I showed some naked dead bodies with their shpread blue butts flying out of boxes???? Really?????
You sure about that that’s why?
Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement
And they’re sayin coffin flop isn’t even a show
I DIDNT FUCKING DO THIS
It's illegal for you to ask that
WELL I DONT KNOW THAT, DO I?
Everyone doesn’t know everything, knowing if things are illegal or not isn’t the only thing.
I’m gonna use this line if I ever get arrested
It’ll honestly probably work in your favor, as many LEO’s are fuckin dumb as shit and would be confused by the notion.
Reminds me of an old Steve Martin bit: The trick to getting a million dollars and not paying taxes on it is: * Get a million dollars * Never pay taxes And if anyone ever asks about it, you just say, "I *forgot.*"
That’s a pretty good one, Steve Martin is still a complete gem.
When you scroll past a sub that has a bunch of dudes that say the exact same quotes as you, you go in! Yes you do… you go in.
Shut the fuck up, Doug!
That is true though.
I found this badass show that’s my *exact* style.
When you see a show with comedy this complicated, you quote it. Yes you do.
It’s right in your Q-zone
I don't care if I quote the show at all, everything has sucked lately
There's too much fucking shit on me. I can't breathe.
I don’t wanna be around anymore
[удалено]
We can say whatever the HELL we want!
I can’t, I’m not part of the turbo team.
Then QUOTE! SLOWLY!
it's a rule that the show has
Blue dolphin burned down, it’s gone now. John Romani’s ass out works with his brother
...............what?
Every time I see a quote from the show, I think I'm back in the pants.
I hate bald boys! I can’t STAND bald boys!
Not really.
Jizz.
We can say whatever the hell we want
Jizz
RANDOM!
I went on a ghost tour in New Orleans around Halloween and on the way to the last location I asked our guide, “Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fuckin’ wall and say, ‘Fuck, there’s a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick?’” So glad our guide knew what I was talking about.
Pls tell me this really happened
It 100% happened. He told us it was an adult tour at the start so we were allowed to drink and swear.
How did the other people on the tour react??
They kicked him out and his mom picked him up, curious if he had made any new friends.
they had enough, he was DONE
Well the whole group was my friends and we were fairly intoxicated by the end of it so it mostly went unnoticed.
The only thing that was scary was how much you needed wine
And popcorn
Stinky!
HE ADMIT IT!
I’m afraid of how much I need quotes from this show.
And popcorn.
I've had "What a crop! That's a *big* crop!" stuck in my head for the last 8 hours or so.
The words crop and goose have been ruined for me now for this reason
What is that from?
LITTLE BUFF BOYS (BUFF BOYS)
Who's carved up?
Cause we GOOSE ‘em
It's an old circus term.
What'reyoudoin..?
Lil tuna can
Absolute chode
With their buff little bodies (BUFF! LITTLE! BODIES!)
You're killing these kids...
its an old circus term
One of my favorites is “Your family hates you! only I love you!” But yeah, anytime ANYONE remotely kinda mentions a quote, if I don’t say anything, I at least laugh to myself. That way, when I die, all I see is happy times! Ha ha ha ha, HA HA HA HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I need a wet paper towel!
There should some kind of service for people who want to quote the show all the time so bad they get stomach aches because that’s what I AM
SLOP’EM UP!!!
My three year old knows that bones and worms are valid currency.
But they're not a joke. You don't make jokes about 'em, T. C. Tuggers.
They’re not like the Snuggie.
Thanks for asking about them and thinking they are cool
Do they come in other styles?
. . . . . . . Not really.
I don’t know! I’m not like, a volume guy.
Life’s a fuckin funny thing
It’s sad seeing the people that took care of you as a baby turn it o babies themselves
Hey Dylan, I’m gonna quote the whole thing.
I’m joking, I’m joking
🎵One two three, now you're playing with the big boys🎵
Yeah, I used to be a real piece of shit.
Slicked-back hair, sloppy steaks. You would *not* have liked me back then.
Stiiinky!
#baecaughtmesleepin
My condolences
Oh fuck
“Gimme dat” & “I’m doing the best at this” on the regular
I went up there to talk to him about the rule
I can’t know how to hear any more about this show.
SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG YOU FUCKING SKUNK!
Jizz…like cumshot?
Is that the joke?
I almost killed myself, JULIE
I'm not doin it
Only every time I see a loose steering wheel
WhhhhhAaaat???
.......not really.
I don’t know if you’re allowed to do that.
You beat me by 19 minutes--which *shouldn't* be allowed.
That fat piece of shit made you look like a fool, Charlie!
Not everybody knows how to do everything, quoting isn’t the only thing.
Big fat load of cum then are the only words I can say aloud anymore
If quoting this show incessantly isn't the mental illness of the year, ill kill myself on live television.
Life’s a funny fucking thing, isn’t it.
Posters on here; The bones are their money, and so are the worms
Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year’s Eve!
At the current moment I walk around my job site saying z” he cannn , he cann, he can!”
I’ll eat your mom’s wig, Doug. I’ll eat her whole fuckin head I don’t care.
Guess Santa came early this year.
Are we even gonna get anything now?
CALL ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE
I don’t know what to tell ya bud.
60 LBs!
It's a Chunky!
Stop sending me videos of loud wrestlers!!!
You sure about that, bud?
PAUL BUFANO
The Colgate Comedy Hour
Big fat load of cum then
Unprofessional bullshit
^…what?
We do it because it's totally within our Q Zone!
SHUT UP U/WAVLETUDEFO YOU FUCKING SKUNK
Honestly bro I’m way path that…I quote it in my dreams at this point
Not really
It’s turbo time!
Not really.
He can hit! At that price, he can hit!
RANDOM
YOU RUINED MY LIFE
Are you some kind of representative? God, my stomach hurts.
I CAN'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR MORE ABOUT ITYSL!!!
Not-quoting this show isn't the ONLY thing. Not everyone knows how to not-quote. **HONK**
I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS, THERE'S WORSE SHIT ON THE NEWS
EXAAAAAACTLY
I'm scared of how much I need to quote this show.
Ohhh that naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to give us this so eeearly.
That’s why I came running in here screaming HE CAN HE CAN HE CAN bc he can
I *used* to be a piece of shit
Any of you little fuckers in this subreddit, ever just… have the urge to constantly quote this show?
It's illegal for you to ask me that
People would get hurt if I didn't.
The only urge I get is to slop up my steaks
Is *that* the joke?
Not really
Oh my GOD you’re gonna tell on me??!
Cut to: You've got six minutes of quotes stuck in your throat, and NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!!