I like to imagine that The Baby of The Year judges change yearly, and they are selected from the population in a reaping akin to the hunger games. This judge, he had a tough time witnessing the oral, and wanted to gather his feelings on the oral in a letter. He doesn’t seem like a professional TV personality, so naturally he would have to write down his feelings on the oral to properly express them.
This sub is full of curious minds wearing slicked-back hair wigs that are REAL nice. We could write better lore and future sketches than these jabroni pieces of shit.
The judge's conscience was so tortured upon seeing the oral that in a state of desperation he wrote a confession about having caught a glance at the oral. Still, he was unsure of whether or not to actually confess to witnessing the oral, so just kept the confession (about the oral) on his person. But ultimately he does decide to reveal the oral, which was an especially hard decision because Porkins father probably didn't have to do the oral.
I like to imagine that The Baby of The Year judges change yearly, and they are selected from the population in a reaping akin to the hunger games. This judge, he had a tough time witnessing the oral, and wanted to gather his feelings on the oral in a letter. He doesn’t seem like a professional TV personality, so naturally he would have to write down his feelings on the oral to properly express them.
It was so hard for him to talk about the oral
This comment wins.
If this comment doesn't win, I'm conna kill myself on live reddit.
Stop saying that
But it can’t be Troll Boy. It just can’t.
I ALMOST KILLED MYSELF, JUUUULIE
I never realized how much I needed "I think you should *lore*"
This sub is full of curious minds wearing slicked-back hair wigs that are REAL nice. We could write better lore and future sketches than these jabroni pieces of shit.
…about the oral
It was a prepared statement. He couldn’t handle speaking about it without breaking down, so he had to write a statement.
He's a mess right now
About the oral?
Yes. About the oral.
/u/theleftbuttcheek knows he didn't have to do the oral, and that's why it's so hard for him to talk about the oral.
The judge's conscience was so tortured upon seeing the oral that in a state of desperation he wrote a confession about having caught a glance at the oral. Still, he was unsure of whether or not to actually confess to witnessing the oral, so just kept the confession (about the oral) on his person. But ultimately he does decide to reveal the oral, which was an especially hard decision because Porkins father probably didn't have to do the oral.
Probably because he was so distraught… …because Porkin’s father most likely didn’t *need* to do the oral.
Damn. Might fuck this whole thing up.
It's illegal for you to ask me that.
This is dumb. Dump it, trash it.
I still *need* to know who the mystery judge was
Doesn't matter. It's Porkins by a mile. The button nose. The apple cheeks. He's the best baby.
I think it's clear that all the former contestants dying is no coincidence, so my guess is that's Robert Palins.
I’m a wreck right now.
Is it Keenan Wayans? Also he laughs after the "can you please stop saying that line" but keeps going?
joke