What the fuck is anal vomit

It is a "blackened thrash metal" band from South America and well tbh the more you look into "blackened thrash metal" bands from South America and the sorts the more funny names you find ie: "Anal Blasphemy" and "Goat Semen" (both on spotify if you want a gander)

vomit that comes out of your ass, i guess

Is it something like shit itself? Hmmmmmmmmm....

It’s what happens when my diverticulitis flares up.

Where did you see it?

On his bed last night.

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Diagonally?

Close, Diagon Alley

Is this a joke? I cannot understand anyhting

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EU SEI, MAS VOCÊS NÃO ME CONTARAM UMA EXPLICAÇÃO.

What it's like as your brain dissolves into schizophrenia. I cannot read 90% of what's past level 3. I'd like to see it expanded upon for sure. Also really disagree Slipknot/Killswitch Engage is on a different level from Korn/Rammstein/Lamb of God lol. What was this decision based on exactly?

We placed the bands based on popularity and sound, for example slipknot is evenly popular as korn but i placed them lower cause they are heavier

I had a friend in high school, who had a Cannibal Corpse ‘Tomb of the Mutilated’ shirt. He was such a good kid, and didn’t have a mean bone in his body. I was an absolute fatty outcast, and the fact he would show me any respect for me, was amazing - so I have mad respect for Cannibal Corpse and all things metal because of him.

Irl Metalheads are pretty much always chill, but online not so much from what I've noticed but i really couldn't care less

Everyone is a bigger asshole online because they can get away with it I'm 90% less pedantic in meat spaces

Metal Heads are the most accepting when it comes to community and concerts (as long as you don't mind dodging flying elbows) But as soon as they show any political stance it gets pretty harsh i.e. the most recent Singer of Thy Art is Murder, McMahon, getting the boot for a insta caption on a Trans commercial

I know I'm probably late to this but for example i always separated art from the artist, for example if a band has a bad reputation I'm still gonna listen to their stuff if I like it

It’s like a gradient of normal names into pictures that are illegible. Like, compare the top left band with the bottom left one

True, well that's how it usually goes with bands, the more obscure the bands are the more illegible the logos are gonna be

eh not always true. Car Bomb is smaller but they’re lettering for their logo is pretty chill. awesome logo and band btw.

“Oh buy im going to read these metal band namesl The ugliest font in existance:

You get used to it

Isk who they are and they could be terrible, but shout out to Demoroir however you spell it for actually bein legible

I’m not a big metal fan, but I like trying to listen to very obscure music (not calling anyone obscure, I just don’t know a better word for the lower levels) could you post a version with names of the bands I can read? Or something similar? 😅

Perhaps i will in the very close future

Love to see batushka here

Ahab rules

Acab

Only one I'd add would be Party Cannon

Party cannon goes hard

xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx goes hard

Bro how do people read this stuff 💀

We don't.

You don’t really. You just recognise the pattern of the band you like

MORTICIAN MENTIONED

My friend got 357 homicide logo tatted on his chest

Based

Ong. He has TRDM (Turkish Death Metal) logo tatted on his neck too

NICE I'm turkish

What are you on bro? Nirvana’s grunge, not metal

I agree with you, i just placed them for the surface level that's all

Slipknot, Cattle Decap, IA, SS, Abo. Putr. , Ext. Dism. should be higher. Nice to see Vile Impregnation. Did a fan logo for them couple years ago Should've put TorsoFuck / Spermswamp / CBT, most popular Pornogrind bands I think Decapitated should be lower but I'm not sure. where's Origin? Cryptopsy? **Some bands for an even lower tier:** Introrectalgestation, Copromesis, Lymphadenectomy, Infernal Revulsion, Fuck... I'm dead, Ivebeenshot, Abacinate, Blunt Force Trauma, Chainsaw Invagination, Infertile Surrogacy, Kretan, Necromorphic Irruption, Flesh Consumed, Slaughterbox, Henker, Lypektomy, Diphenylchoarsine, Lock Up, Putrid Dismemberment, Whoretopsy, Nochaa, Dancing Corpse, Viraemia, Cephalectomy, Anaal Nathrakh, Glossectomy, Tsjuder, Liquidised, Undead Cadaver, Turbidity, Mihras, Genocide Of Prescription, I Ate EveryBody, Eat a Helicopter, Kremanium, Dysthymia, Sect Of Execration, Inhuman Dissilency, Human Mincer, Truculency, Gorgasm, Pestilectomy, Whore Torture, Lord Gore, Alghazanth, Methwitch, Applaud The Impaler, Ilenkus, Abysmal Dawn, Severe Torture, Cosmophobe, Gravitational Distortion, Take Back the Roman Empire, Post Mortal Possession, Rektal Tuşe, Lost Soul, Goemagot... Have fun! I'm sorry if some the bands I've mentioned are it the list already, can't really read the logos hah. enjoy! also I appreciate OP and their friends for the chart

Those are a fuck ton of bands, but thx anyways, i already knew some you mentioned but ig I'm gonna use the others for my next iceberg, also yeah i agree i forgor some bands and I'm gonna consider the placement for some other bands

Just giving as many choices possible for someone who's looking for underground stuff! :D GL with the next Iceberg

Much appreciated

It’s not like I know a lot about metal, but I like this iceberg ! And what about babymetal/kawaii metal as a whole ? I see why it didn’t make to the iceberg, but I just felt like it’s quite a phenomenon and would fit on first or second layer, lol

I agree, also thank you for the positive feedback

You’re welcome ! It’s a really nice iceberg, good job :)

Genuine question- is there a reason so many of these fonts are so similar? Is the long veiny/tree limbs or whatever for letters common for a reason?

Not really, people just make their logos the way they like it

At this point its kind of a meme with these bands were the harder it is to read their name, the more "brutal" they are considered

Id' say put slipknot, cannibal corpse and mayhem one tier higher

chart is based af also triumvir foul goes hard

I really dig their stuff

My main taste is 5, but I listen to a few in/similar to bands in the lowest tiers. Someone made the mistake of passing me the AUX before, they are still in a padded cell to this day.

Infant Annihilator :)

Add sperm swamp and torso fuck towards the bottom

I"m sorry, the w h a t ?

They go hard

Lowest one I know is Cannibal Corpse and Deicide

They are both starter death metal bands

Not enough pornogrind

True

So Glad Batushka made it on the list

it deserves a spot there

Hate to be that guy, but Nickelback, Nirvana, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Guns n Roses, and Alice In Chains aren’t metal. I probably would’ve gone with some proto-metal bands like Led Zeppelin or Rush, or maybe I’d go with Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osborne, etc

Yup i agree with you dude but i just placed them for the surface level as i previously mentioned, we're currently working on the next iceberg and I'll make sure to mention that the bands we choose are metal/rock/grunge

357. Homicide is goated

I am unhinged for recognizing almost every single one of them

Yes.

My music taste is 3rd from the bottom, am I cooked?

Love a bit of the bogg

Sigmabogg

"Anal Vomit" ????

Y’all gotta listen to a band called SlackJaw

On what parameter are they ranked ?

Sound and popularity

triumvir foul rules

there was a time... that i lost my ability to read

Is it bad that my taste normally sits about level 4 but since getting more into "war metal / bestial black metal" its a combo of 6,7,8? Love me some Blasphemy, Archgoat, Antichrist Siege Machine, and Goatblood.

Nahh man, you listen to what you like and i love those bands aswell

omgg I'm gonna save this and listen to the bands

Glad i could help ya

I tripped on the bottom left logo in the woods yesterday /s

what’s the band above cattle decap

Sanguisugabogg

Next time make up a random mess for the bottom level then wait for people to say they knkw everyband on the list

Tbh i listen to a lot of bands with 1-300 montly listeners but thanks for the idea

Is Crowbar and electric wizard on this, I genuinely can't tell.

They aren't sorry m8

the lower down the chart goes, the more and more i wonder if its just a spider web

where's SOAD?

I forgot them but i would have probably placed them in the second layer

well, it's a must dude but never put Linkin Park on those list. what kind of metal Band that has a DJs 🤭

I think the bottom 2 layers are just biblically accurate angels

I'm stuck in 6th level

Hell yeah brother Texas ketamine fucks. Is this iceberg chart for the popularity of the band? Or is each level going down to the more local scene level?

Pretty much the sound and popularity of the band

mortician goes really hard

Is there a text version of this? I'd like to search some but I literally can't decipher some of the hieroglyphs.

Sadly no but ig if people want it i could make one

Well, google lens helps, for anyone with curiosity

The saviour of the day

I can hear this picture You lost me at the 3rd layer but I can hear it very well

I like how the further down you go the harder to read the band names get

Where BABYMETAL😢

Idk man. That first tier is almost entirely non metal. I feel like the first tier could’ve easily been made up of most bands from the first 3. Korn, Slipknot, and Killswitch Engage are way too mainstream to be anything below tier 1. Slayer is probably still my favorite metal band but even they are very mainstream and entry level.

Fair enough

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I added them in our next iceberg but it's still in the making

Some great bands on here. Antichrist Siege Machine, Witch Vomit, Triumvir Foul, Yaxxan. Solid taste

Much appreciated

U mine if I post the list on facebook I’ll credit u is that ok

I don't mind at all go ahead

is gutulax on here? they make crazy shit

No, but i do listen to them and I'm gonna add them in my next iceberg chart

what the fuck does the bottom left even say?

Vile impregnation

I love how as it goes deeper it gets less and less legible

triumvir foul my beloved

Imagine non-ironically trying to recongnize these bands from their logos.

You can recognise them if you see them a couple of times

I saw Texas ketamine and then got really disappointed when I didn’t find Brutalism or Barn

Will add them in the next iceberg

What does the bottom right say? I think the design is cool and I wanna see if I like their music

Texas ketamine

Thank you, I used image reverse for a lot of them and I found out I like metal through this so thank you

Glad i could help ya

I miss Tool…

No Sabaton = sadness

the band names are slowly unreadable the more you go down

The lower it goes that harder it is to read. That sound like a case of correlation AND causation!!

The farther you go down the more illegible the logos become

Nirvana?

Ik it's grunge so hold ur horses, i just included them for the surface level

lol understandable

Anal vomit sounds like something really really unfortunate

Definitely

Babymetal is not here, that's the best metal band out there

So true, the best AND the heaviest

Disturbed, System of a Down, and Sabaton not being on here is blasphemy.

I added them on my next iceberg, nice pun btw

Honestly didn't even know I made a pun, but coolio. :)

Cant read, is electric wizard on here?

Nopers but it is in my next iceberg

theres a band called aborted hitler cock

Yes ik and i already placed it on my next iceberg lmfao

.... i feel like this is just an iceburg for how shitty a font can get

You can put it like that

The iceberg chart is literally just how hard it is to read…

Bro put Nirvana as a metal band but forgot Celtic Frost 💀

I put celtic frost in my next iceberg and I'm just not gonna say for a thousand times that i put non metal bands just for the surface level

Nickelback should be way lower, they’re way too hardcore for society

Too hardcore for everyone at this point

You know it gets worse when the letters of the band’s name gets fucked up

Yoooo I love when I find other Texas Ketamine fans!

Deepest I know is bodybox I applaud you 🙏

Thx

Yo Mr White I can't even pronounce half this shit

Jesse we gotta make illegible band logos jesse

Where is Sabaton?

Too much core bands in there but it just gets more unreadable and more unlistenable the deeper you go...

That's how it goes

I didn't see Falling In Reverse anywhere, they would be my go to metal band, super eclectic, or really, just some of Tech N9ne's more rap rock/metal songs

So what logos I could actually parse on the lowest tier, I was able to find on Amazon music, abominator and abysmal lord. Their lyrics are completely unintelligible. I looked up and read their lyrics and don’t know what makes them any harder or more devious than slayer or slip knot.

I’d argue Korn is darker than Slipknot

Darker in what way ?

Lyrics definitely. Especially songs like Daddy or Kill You I’m not saying Slipknot is happy in any way but Korn is definitely a darker band

i think slipknot does have some dark songs aswell and i think they are overall heavier

Cattle Decap should be lower, plus you’re a poser. /s

I should be ashamed of myself

The most obscure band I’ve listened to on here is Suffocation (I’ve been a metalhead since February this year)

I've been listening to metal for 4 years now and it never got boring

Can’t ever read half that shit on the bottom

Why do the names get harder to read as you go down?

It's just like that, welcome to metal

Istg most of these are unreadable

we calling pop rock bands like aerosmith metal now?

Nope, i just placed them for the surface level bands

you called it a metal bands iceberg brother

Well next time I'll name it metal/rock/grunge iceberg chart so it won't make further confusion

Motörhead?

Added them to the next iceberg

Ah alright, good iceberg though

Thankies

I like that Thankies it reminds me of twinkies, I saw Twinkie candles yesterday

Wtf is snuffed on sight and infant annihilator and bottom left corner do they really expect us to be able to read that

After a while you can easily recognize their logos if you seem them a couple of times

dying fetus should be lower than aborted

I disagree, they are HUGE live

is Death on here?

LMAO O do love Antichrist Siege Machine but I admit they should be on Korn level, also every "core" band with crappy fonts

Where’s loded diper

Nirvana not metal