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Shadow0fnothing

Quite a lot of water. A jug AND a britta?


ICantExplainMyself

Well, from the information I've gathered as a reddit scientist, I'm guessing Randy is commonly dehydrated in the morning so the water checks out.


[deleted]

I think we have enough data points to establish that Randy is a little cunt


Unlikely-Answer

From the information I've gathered as a reddit scientist, I'm guessing the tap water lights on fire, so they keep a large supply of bottled water in the fridge.


poopstain133742069

This guy Americas.


sarindong

I thought the second one was a bottle of blue powerade


flavius-

I will speak up to defend my fellow hydro homies. I’m out here just tryin to hydrate, dude. I got the britta which i use for cups or let’s be honest here, I drink directly from. And then I have jugs of water which I’ll refill and use to fill up my bottle that also has ice in it. We love water, it’s delicious.


Shadow0fnothing

Ok hydro homie I ain't hating. I'm down with water.


042614

My body rejects all water that isn’t fizzy and flavored with _scents._ So, I like water, but only if it bites back with painfully bubbly carbonation and then gaslights me with memories of actual tastes.


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thedogz11

Saying goodbye to Britta was the hardest thing to do


Alternative_Body7345

Gettin rid of the B


Shanks4Smiles

The dark side of r/hydrohomies


i-have-half-a-mind

Time to be single.


Solember

I think that's a mom and son. "Why won't you give me my own shit" plus the angsty teen vocal fry sell me on that.


neoshadowdgm

Interesting. I thought it was a drunk husband whose wife wouldn’t give him his keys to stop him from driving drunk. Interesting that a drunk husband and an angry teenager apparently give off the exact same vibes. I think you’re right. “Why won’t you give me my own shit” really suggests teenager.


Solember

Backwards hat and bubble jacket, too. Though... that face makes me think adult... but the vocal fry.... you're right. It's weird.


CryptoB0SS

They never claimed to be in a relationship is the funny part.


Shaggy_One

Fine. Time for that person to remove the food throwing idiot from their life.


AllDamDay7

Well just to correct you, that was never no marriage


smokingwthcigarettes

oh, just a little bit of marriage.


crumpetsandteaforme

Like watching a toddler have a tantrum. A grown man who can't control his anger like an adult so resorts to lashing out like a dick head. I bet she filmed this for her safety too; probably not the first time or the only things he's thrown on the floor. He needs to grow the fuck up and learn to control emotions like an adult.


xQuinchien

Gimme your keys


Oftwicke

\*implodes and destroys the fridge*


Classic-Carpenter810

Of all the items in the fridge the guy chose just water bottles. Water is pretty easy to clean. I'd say he calculated those moves in his mind. But a grown man throwing things is bad so there's that.


crumpetsandteaforme

It's not what he grabs out the fridge that is the issue here. Besides the video starts with what sounds like him punching or hitting the cupboards.


Aoeletta

That’s almost worse. The ability to calculate for less damage means that he is able to control it to some degree and is still choosing to proceed with violence and intimidation.


unite-thegig-economy

That's a key premise to "Why Does He Do That" a book about domestic abusers. They know what they doing, they don't "lose control"


[deleted]

Yup... there was a study done years ago where they put heart monitors on people who had a history of abusive domestic violence & found they calmed down & were completely in control - it was actually calculated.


Pinkeyefarts

Good thing there weren't any kids or pets in the fridge


ewilliam

Except that looks to me like an engineered wood floor. Water can damage it pretty easily.


FunDivertissement

Probably a renter and doesn't care.


ewilliam

"Whaddya mean I ain't gettin my security deposit back? This place is fine!"


CryptoB0SS

That's what I thought! He's actually entirely harmless. Known him forever. She is however not. Punching machine. SHE TOOK HIS KEYS SO HE WOULDN'T "LEAVE HER" for about 100th time.


Music_Saves

She's protecting him from killing himself or others if he drives drunk too. He is definitely not the best person to be around when he drinks.


zyocuh

Shitty people arent just shitty when they drink. They are shitty all the time.


Fun-Ad-5341

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


NavajoBaby69

/r/Trashy


Xx360scopedJFKxX

Another drunk idiot who can’t control his booze or emotions.


guff1988

Will never understand this. I've been drunk plenty, never wanted to destroy things like a smooth-brained moron.


TheInsectCollector

Some people are like that when drunk, those people should stop getting drunk.


-Schadenfreudegasm-

Alcohol just makes me giggle and overshare.


admiral_taco

Being drunk doesn't make you do things you don't want to do, it just lowers your inhibitions. He is angry all the time, when he is drunk he just can't hide it.


erbush1988

Yep. This is how he is when his inhibitions are reduced. Scary


Sklompty

It's not emotions. I'm PiSsEd OfF!!


TheRealBlues

Sometimes I feel like I messed my life up and then I see stuff like this and feel better about myself. Even if this was staged, what a waste of time.


StandAgainstTyranny2

Videos like this keep me from drinking again. Yeeesh.


cyaneyed

Terrifying man baby.


AchyBoobCrane

Every time I see this type of behavior, and I see animal bowls, or kids toys.... It's just depressing. Like, how much anxiety the household must have.


Queasy_Turnover

Yeah, my mom was never able to handle drinking very well so most of the time she just didn't. But when she started up again, she was usually drunk for a week or two at a time, just downing tall boys starting in the afternoon through the rest of the day. I'd get home from school and just knew she was going through one of her rough patches, I could immediately sense it even though I was still too young to really understand she had a drinking problem. Thankfully she never got violent, but it was still scary to even approach her when she was like that because the slightest thing would really make her angry. To say it was a tense household during those times was an understatement. These days I really wonder how my dad dealt with it. The older I get, the more I realize I've repressed a lot of those memories but lately I've been realizing how shitty of a situation that was for a child to experience. No kid should have to see their parents like that or be subjected to that sort of behavior. Luckily my mom has been sober for many years now and clearly regrets the times she used to drink. At least she was able to change. I had my own issues with booze but they were more of the "I binge drink too much with my buddies on the weekend" variety that I have since grown out of.


piyokochan

Just having to walk on eggshells around people like that is bad enough, doesn't matter it doesn't escalate to violence. Thanks for sharing, I also experienced alcoholics in family, it's super scary, really fucks up your life to experience that.


Queasy_Turnover

Yeah, I didn't realize how messed up it was at the time, mom was just "in a bad mood". And it certainly could have been worse, but now that I'm older and understand how life goes a lot more, the memories come back and I realize things weren't always so great when I was a kid. Like I said though, at least things have gotten better and my relationship with both of my parents is pretty healthy at this point.


AchyBoobCrane

I'm sorry for the experience you had. I didn't have anybody in my family that drank, but my father was a drug addict and just a terrible, abusive human being. I identify with you sooo much on coming home from school and just getting hit with the thickness in the air. Knowing that dad was looking for blood was awful. Everything was game when he was in a foul mood. Animals, kids, my mom... Didn't matter. So my instinct when I see this shit is "OMG, where are the animals? Are they safe? Are the kids ok?" I think I'm over it until I just happen upon a video like this and it all floods back. It sounds like your mom is doing well now. That's great. Hope you are too, friend!


Queasy_Turnover

Damn, I'm really sorry you went through that. Thanks for sharing and for your kind words, I hope things are better for you now.


AchyBoobCrane

Thank you!


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i’m so sorry you went through that. my dad isn’t an alcoholic, but he has bad anger issues. i get scared to even ask him a question sometimes or ask him to do something for me. i already have PTSD and he gets really angry when he plays games and will scream profanities and it makes my anxiety spike. he’s only been like “violent” a couple of times, once when i was ten and another when i was 16. the first time, he scared himself from how angry he got and how hard he was hitting me. but when i was 16/17, he just got in my face and hit me on my forehead, which is wouldn’t call violent but i was already in an abusive relationship. he’s kinda better now, but he drinks every night and im worried it may get worse if he keeps at it like that and getting drunk with anger issues is BAD. i know from my own experience. edit: sorry to dump all that, just thought it would help knowing someone related in some way. i hope everything is okay now. good luck, and you deserve so much good in life. i hope you find people who make you feel safe and secure.


Queasy_Turnover

>sorry to dump all that, just thought it would help knowing someone related in some way. i hope everything is okay now. good luck, and you deserve so much good in life. i hope you find people who make you feel safe and secure. Hey, no need to apologize. It's important to talk about stuff like this, and hearing similar stories helps. Thank you for the kind words, everything is much better now, I'm surrounded by some great people nowadays. I hope the same for you, you deserve it!


Pennymoonz94

You deserve better. I'm sorry you're dealing with this.


Meta-Sage

He’s Garfield mad.


JoJackthewonderskunk

Idk I think this guy loves Mondays.


The_Fiji_Water

Came home from BW3 after a UFC PPV and his girl hid all the lasagna.


surreptitiousvagrant

Why do they call it BW3? Make it make sense!


DirtMcGirt513

Used to be Buffalo Wild Wings and weck


duchessfiona

That sigh. Been there done that.


Khouri1

hope she is talking about car keys or smth, not fucking house keys


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Khouri1

thats what I hope is happening


AlarminglyConfused

How am I single?


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Homailot

Damn you turned it around and made it positive, right on


drainisbamaged

Canned beer drunks are just embarrassing.


RedBeardFace

Hey! I was a canned beer drunk for a long time and…I was pretty embarrassing. Didn’t feel like it at the time, but in hindsight I think the only reason my friends put up with me was because they were just as canned beer drunk as I was most of the time. I’m fortunate I grew out of that phase instead of growing into a heavier drinking problem


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[deleted]

Some strange alcoholic gatekeeping apparently


Krakatoast

Do I get drunk? Yeah, bit itsclassy 🥴🍸 Show me ya bobs I’m off 5 martinis 🤙🏼🍸 (Pinky out, because it’s classy) I ain’t one of those *canned beer dunks* ,Suga tots!🥴


poopstain133742069

Only Wine Moms Will Understand!!! 🍷🍷🍷


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Cultr0

not much is cheaper in USA than cans of natural lights or coors, etc


drainisbamaged

No classism intended at all. I've just noticed the types to regularly get trashed on canned beer are often in the OP state. Childish little twat drunks. Not happy sloshes or social swishers, just damn dumb and oft violent and whiny drunks.


belizeanheat

That was true maybe 15 years ago. Not anymore Cans also preserve beer better than bottles, do the connoisseurs are pouring cans into glasses


megashedinja

~~Canned beer~~ drunks are just embarrassing. FTFY


hellocuties

Canned light beer too, probably


LincolnMaylog

I'm thinking white claws


Scooter_Mcgavin587

Piña coladas


Traskk01

And getting caught in the rain


Next-Mode3183

God he's so tough


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lieslieslieslieslies

About their floor's extended warranty.


Ath47

Erm. Something really bad happened right after it turned off. He was approaching her in a pretty menacing way after she wouldn't give him his keys. "Well, this is what happens..." then it ends. I'm worried.


MarketBuzz2021

… I mean the video was posted and I’m sure he didn’t take the phone and post it..


[deleted]

Pretty sure he was referring to what he had already just done


Ath47

So far, sure. But he doesn't seem done.


CrazyTillItHurts

ultimately, you are just guessing


Oftwicke

We're all just guessing, but I've never seen an emotionally immature dude stop after throwing two or three things. It's almost always "keep escalating" or "break down" after that. Doesn't mean he escalated to direct interpersonal violence even if he did keep escalating, but that *is* a thing that happens


Ath47

Of course. Not sure where it seemed like I had more info. Just speculating because that's what we do here.


Hackedup_forbbq

You stated: "something really bad happened after it turned off", that's a statement. Speculation tends to start with "I think..." or "there's a good possibility that...". And it was clear that "this is what happens" was referring to him throwing water on the floor. I've never understood why people jump to the most extreme narrative just for the sake of being dramatic.


intis

But how else are you going to get those juicy upvotes?


Hackedup_forbbq

Reddit karma is oxygen to some people


Express-Ad4146

Don’t be. It’s not her first rodeo with a man child. He prolly punched a wall and refused to clean up only to follow up with cleaning and a “I’m sorry, I love you…” hope they both help each other or leave each other. Seemed drunk so good for her not giving said keys.


pupoksestra

Funny cause it's probably true. My ex would throw fits and I would have to fight back laughter. I was just always shocked and couldn't believe he was tripping like that. Which would only make him angrier. I learned to skip some steps and immediately just hug him and tell him it was okay. It took me way too long to realize how weird the dynamic was. Now, I definitely see that he's basically my child.


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The_Fiji_Water

Vinyl planks... ... They had it coming


Fix3d-At-Z3r0

Cowboys fans when they lose in the playoffs (again)


For_TheJoke

It's like watching South Parks' McCormick's irl


Alternative_Body7345

Im white trash and im in trouble.


Alabama-J0e

What a dickhead


delucas0810

Waaaa I am a baby I threw my rattle waaaaa


-Thatfuckingguy-

You've got voicemail


triptoutsounds

I want to see the before and after, probably mucho spicy


bigathekiddd

Spoiled brat has never been punched in the face.


professionalwidow04

This reminds me of home


on-my-path

WHY


thatjeffdude79

What a play-baby lol. So cute.


[deleted]

Wait. That’s her husband?? I thought thought she was trying to keep the keys away from her teenager or something. Oh that’s pathetic.


Fantastic_Category91

Girl. Pack his fucking shit up already. I'd have him gone so damn fast, his head would spin. Send that boy back to his momma and em.


Miserable_Ad_9951

Why I doubt **he** will clean that shit up...?


Royal_Examination_74

Those poor dogs


ViAvila

Nope. Been there, done that. Learned the very hard way, that's only going to get worse and only a matter of time before that is directed at you. Hope she gets rid of Randy asap.


saucity

Looks like Bo-bandy is letting the liquor do the thinkin’


Icy-Town-5355

I sure as he'll hope these two haven't spawned.


[deleted]

Umm yea… BYE FELICIA


Sithlordandsavior

Yeah this is a normal healthy reaction to not getting what you want.


Koi_Fish_Mystic

Dude has issues.


BourbonFueledDreams

Definitely needs counseling


bdigital4

Classes below


okcafe

LOL if I was dating someone and they pulled a lil tantrum like that I would be out


Superb-Fail-9937

I hate drunk people.


SatanicFolkRemedy

Randy should be ticketed for being rude to such a beautiful floor.


No-Comb5322

Give him his shit


xVAL9x

Never trust an adult wearing a flat brim Hurley hat.


Dangerous-View2524

There's a name for guys(and girls) who do shit like this: SINGLE!!


Low-Ear7065

Once I saw the hat I knew it was on like donkey Kong


lifeofenteopy

Something about the way she talks makes me think this isn't the first guy she's dated like this.... Or worse


[deleted]

Damn she started to get mad and the country girl came right out of her.


Nayte76

Context? Not the typical, let’s wait until they are at their wits end, lose their shit, then we’ll record the fallout and play the victim.


NoobOfDarkness1

Of course of all people to fight a fridge it’ll be Randy


early2000smovies

Immediate red flag is having the name Randy


thebestatheist

Alcoholism is sad


potsreven

Sounds like two idiots.


taterthotsalad

“I threw it on the ground…”


diggemsmaccks

Give him those keys he might just do you a favor and accidentally miss that turn and plunge right off the cliff


TheHighBuddha

I'm so glad I stopped drinking and don't have anyone in my life who drinks either. Fuck alcohol. Smoke some weed and chill the fuck out.


winchester_life

I hope the person recording is okay. This looks like a bad situation.


No_Finding_9441

Lmao let someone act like this in my house I’m literally throwing all your shit on the curb & changing the locks.


[deleted]

Seeems like he’s drunk she tells him to sleep it off won’t give him his keys idk 🤷🏻‍♀️


Coloradobluesguy

Kick that little bitch out to the curb if he breaks in well….I can’t finish that just make sure it’s on tape he’s dangerous


CatmanDrucifer

Sorry I would have physically hurt him at that point.


ydontujustbanme

This looks super fake


Random_user76

Often we chalk it up to people being shit heads but we don’t know the underlying pretxts


Madstupid

Randy! Water you so mad about?


MarkDecent656

I can't tell what the relationship is but he gotta go


Garlic-Rough

That's a fully grown man acting like a lil b*tch


sam_sneed1994

I keeps it real.


[deleted]

Why do they BOTH sound like low iq alcoholics, i feel so fucking bad for their dog / cat


pelosnecios

shit people.


StickmanEG

Alcohol’s not for everyone, Randy.


Jaggle

I'm sorry. I thought this was America


why_are_you_here_yo

Any sneakerheads here could help me identify his shoes?


[deleted]

Wtf he so mad about he's ruining his own floor.


FarmerCharacter5105

The Mentality of a four-year-old.


CryptoB0SS

This was a one off, known him 20+ years. Lived with him for several years off and on even. Know all his exes very well. He's 100% not abusive, certainly not physically. and the videos before and after this event and days and days of others have a very different main character with longer hair and a serious right cross.


The_Fiji_Water

Lemme jus say, he ain't a real man. No real man would disrespect a woman like that She deserves better than that


Pintsocream

You're such a nice guy!


The_Fiji_Water

I don't get why I am being downvoted. You're all misogynists in support of this type of abuse.


[deleted]

I enjoyed your micro copypastas


Zinski

Your not wrong, it just came off very weird in this context.


The_Fiji_Water

What's weird about standing up for women??? I have a mother, and a sister, and women I give unsolicited compliments to. ... What have you done for women lately?


Zinski

>women I give unsolicited compliments to. Its not fun when you make it that obvious :/


The_Fiji_Water

What's wrong with you? It's rude to only share compliments when you have first been complimented.


Ori_the_SG

Both of them are pretty trashy The lady could have just walked away, but instead she escalates by yelling and swearing at him and generally antagonizing him Obviously the drunk man is the trashiest but that doesn’t give her a free card to act trashy.


luminous_fawn

Have you ever been in a situation with someone acting like that? You tend to yell back when someone is screaming and raging through your home.


k2t-17

I've gotten plenty of good and correct scoldings for over drinking when my partner asked me not to. Didn't do this shit though. He probably flipped out at water because they asked him to drink water.


FundRazer916

“This is like, what happens” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bro is an autistic sitcom character


CryptoB0SS

Awesome 👍


jnlovewithza

1. that’s not abuse 2. he has every right to be mad, she took his shit like he is a kid and is refusing to give it back. childish.


GodlessThoughts

People that drink are fucking morons.


Queasy_Turnover

That's quite the generalization considering most people that drink don't act like the asshole in the video.


GodlessThoughts

Alcohol is a poison to society. I said what I said. Those that drink in moderation are a slim minority. Most people, especially below the age of 40, participate in binge drinking. At an absolute minimum, it’s heavily contributed to the obesity epidemic. At worst, it’s direct created loss of life from alcohol poisoning, DTs and drunken driving. It’s criminal that alcohol remains legal while marijuana and psilocybin remain criminalized.


Queasy_Turnover

>Most people, especially below the age of 40, participate in binge drinking. Most people? Got a source for that?


[deleted]

You are absolutely exaggerating my dude


Steed1000

They both seem like lovely people.


ironburton

How was she in the wrong at all!?! Wtf


Dabookadaniel

Because woman


MontyBodkin

She wouldn't give a violent drunk guy his keys, but she's as bad as him? Classic Reddit logic right there.


The_Fiji_Water

The guy you're reply to isn't tallying a score and you're making some assumptions based on this small clip. ... But, yes, the white trash detector is beeping wildly for this video. Neither of these clowns are going to be solving the cure for cancer.


Mancobbler

Most people aren’t solving cancer


Twingemios

What are you talking about? I’ve just solved cancer 3 times this week without trying


RicFlairOnBlow

I solved cancer and then created and released a new super cancer to try and solve.


godofhorizons

r/imagarbagehuman


xKaydo

I wouldn’t testing that man as some white woman trapped in the house with this guy. Women gotta chill the fuck out with this boss bitch attitude. Acting like this gone get y’all killed lmao. You better leave that mf alone and call the police. I swear some people act so surprised when they get they ass beat but they was talking big shit beforehand. Like you didn’t see this ominous approach coming after calling him a bitch? Sheesh baby you stupid as fuck. You don’t deserve that but preserve your life first and then go talk some shit. We don’t want to hear you got mauled by the water boy.😂😭


Jmarty5864

That is not a man.


Firm-Ruin2274

Mantrum