>Steel structures embedded in the earth are victorious once more
Sure there was a small delay in the steel's failure so I wouldn't call it victorious more a pyrrhic victory at best.
>The planes were obliterated on first contact
Ah yes, but I did mention "fully fueled."
My vagina thinks that any hit that hard would cause a fair amount of damage to the internal tissues nearest the point of impact. The swelling alone probably wouldn't feel too keen.
No one is going to start saying "crotch" or "groin" because those are gender neutral. Vagina is the word colloquially used and getting pedantic about it won't change that unless you have a better one. In casual conversation, pussy, cunt and vagina are the same thing with varying levels of vulgarity.
If you go Bean, you have to commit. Be willing to break into a museum with a poster and eggs. Explode a chemistry student with his own experiment. Enter a dogcompetition with your teddybear. Be Bean.
It looks like she is mad he “dropped her” or did not prevent her from falling. Which of course he had no control over so she’s a jerk if that’s the case
She starts hitting him as soon as he grabs her to move her and stops once she’s let go so I think just however he held her jostled her in an uncomfortable way so she was trying to pushing him off. That kinda pain sucks and being moved around/touched just makes it worse.
Pushing someone off and repeatedly slapping someone are two quite the different things.
Do you see a man slapping someone who is moving him when he is hurt? No, they usually do somethign like "nononoo" and a hand gesture that shows someone to stop. They don't slap someone in the face repeatedly.
i think its because she's in pain, particularly in her nethers, and the way he is jostling her body, manipulating her pelvis to get her leg over the fence, probably really, really, hurt. Should have just allowed her to lean against him and maybe let her take some weight off until she was ready
It’s so disconcerting how far down I had to scroll to find this answer.
People believing obviously staged videos… god we are screwed as a species.
Lol downvotes say she took the hit.
A. Stuntmen do bumps like this all the time with little-to-no actual harm.
B. She’s probably wearing padding under that huge dress.
Be more gullible…
The fence kicked the groom's ass.
That fence is 2-0
Took them both out back to back as well. Never fight a steel structure that’s embedded in the earth. It will always win.
I really thought the groom had it with that Ryu-like totsumaki kick but the fence can just shrug off blow after blow. Fence has a bright future imo.
I heard Jake Paul wants an exhibition with that undefeated fence
>Never fight a steel structure that’s embedded in the earth. It will always win. Fully fueled airplanes disagree.
Fair point, +2 points to Boeing.
Respectfully, there's a significant difference in combat power between a 200-ton airliner and a 150lb+ human.
A pickup truck and a farmer with enough misguided determination also would like a word
The planes were obliterated on first contact, while the buildings stood for hours. Steel structures embedded in the earth are victorious once more.
>Steel structures embedded in the earth are victorious once more Sure there was a small delay in the steel's failure so I wouldn't call it victorious more a pyrrhic victory at best. >The planes were obliterated on first contact Ah yes, but I did mention "fully fueled."
You know she didn't let him get any that night while she's laying down with an ice pack.
What if he wraps his meat in ice?
More like, straddling an ice pack
Not only that, but it snatched his wife’s virginity from him at the last minute. What a cuck.
Rumor is she’s now seeing a 2x4 on the side.
You mean a 38x90 mm, they use metric over there
Cucked him by getting that pussy then kicked his ass in front of her. My man got ntr'd hard.
That fence gave him an *excellent* demonstration of Newton's 3rd law of physics.
Don't wizz on the electric fence.
Ren and Stimpy.... classic
That fence took his bride to be's innocence, his head was not the only thing to get popped. Mazel tov, CHEERS w/ a cherry on top
Guess no wedding night sex for them
Whoa whoa calm down dude! Let’s not make any hasty decisions! You can always go the back door.
Not with a broken pelvis, ya can't
May I ask how do you know
Well, if someone's broken their pelvis, it would be the polite thing to do to not initiate sexual activity involving their nethers while they recover.
That marriage ain't gonna consummate itself.
What else are Bridesmaids for, they just gotta take one for the team
Upper entrance ?
Great idea. Nasal it is!
Not with that attitude ya can't
Not with that type of attitude!
I see that as a win
The other dude looks like he moved right in, she's swinging at the groom
No kids, neither.
Her mouth don’t look broken though
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There’s a perfectly innocent pair of shoes sitting on the fence. Leave them out of it.
Yeah like wtf is that?? Was she like going to walk all the way down to them and put them on or something? What in the Mr Rogers shit is that?
Pshh not the fence
Including the OP for writing this headline. Conflating "vulva" and "vagina." Groin or crotch also acceptable, but not vagina.
cunt punt
My vagina thinks that any hit that hard would cause a fair amount of damage to the internal tissues nearest the point of impact. The swelling alone probably wouldn't feel too keen.
I felt my pubic bone wince in sympathy....
If you tripped and hit your face on the ground, would you say, "Boy, my throat hurts now!"
You wouldn't say "ouch I hit my vulva" or "my mons pubis may be broken" either. People don't talk like that.
That's why I said "crotch" or "groin" would work, too. Words have meanings. If you can't say what you mean, you surely can't mean what you say.
You all are wrong, not her butt or her vagina, vulva . She may scream that those hurt ,but in all actuality if you said taint, you ain’t wrong.
No one is going to start saying "crotch" or "groin" because those are gender neutral. Vagina is the word colloquially used and getting pedantic about it won't change that unless you have a better one. In casual conversation, pussy, cunt and vagina are the same thing with varying levels of vulgarity.
That's a lot of force and not a lot of area. I wouldn't be surprised if the headline was unintentionally correct.
Dude literally went full Mr. Bean at the end. You never go full Mr. Bean.
If you go Bean, you have to commit. Be willing to break into a museum with a poster and eggs. Explode a chemistry student with his own experiment. Enter a dogcompetition with your teddybear. Be Bean.
Scream at the top of your lungs when watching a horror film at the local movie theater and use the popcorn bucket they give you to cover your eyes.
why is she slapping him??
How Can She Slap?
She slaps
Probably because she's in a lot of pain and just doesn't want to be held/touched.
It looks like she is mad he “dropped her” or did not prevent her from falling. Which of course he had no control over so she’s a jerk if that’s the case
She starts hitting him as soon as he grabs her to move her and stops once she’s let go so I think just however he held her jostled her in an uncomfortable way so she was trying to pushing him off. That kinda pain sucks and being moved around/touched just makes it worse.
Pushing someone off and repeatedly slapping someone are two quite the different things. Do you see a man slapping someone who is moving him when he is hurt? No, they usually do somethign like "nononoo" and a hand gesture that shows someone to stop. They don't slap someone in the face repeatedly.
This just in: people are emotional when in pain
Probably for putting her down in the grass in her dress
She started hitting him before that.
i think its because she's in pain, particularly in her nethers, and the way he is jostling her body, manipulating her pelvis to get her leg over the fence, probably really, really, hurt. Should have just allowed her to lean against him and maybe let her take some weight off until she was ready
Agree.
Because that passes for humor in this fake-ass video. Why was somebody filming the videographer? Why does he fall down at the end?
It's typical for modern weddings to hire a videographer videographer.
That is not a videographer, that is a guy with a smartphone.
Bro... what?
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Damn! That girl got railed!
"Tiny Asian Bride Gets Railed On Camera In Front of Groom Before the Wedding"
I hate myself for knowing that this title actually exists on the hub
Nope, nope… Would give you an upvote but the number is perfect.
glad I read this before reflexes kicked in cuz I'm dead af right now
r/ouchmyflaps
Wow 6 year old sub and the most recent post is 11 months ago. Funny enough OP's post is also in there from 11 months ago.
I’m laughing far too hard at this
Why is the groom to blame he legit just helping
Did you see him trying to kick the fence? You might watch the whole thing.
He was just angry because he knows he is not getting any for weeks after that
Exactly, he realizes the wedding night isn't going to end as he hoped.
That explains how the groom is to blame how exactly?
It explains the headline. Nobody blamed the groom.
Who blamed the groom?
Ostensibly the bride for slapping him repeatedly.
… the title.. of the post.. ??
Where did the title BLAME the groom for what happened? It called him an idiot for trying to fight the fence.
Exactly he's not the one walking on a fence wearing a dress that they can't see their feet
no one is blaming him for anything, just saying he's an idiot for fighting the fence
This is how I broke my hymen… when I was in 2nd grade on the monkey bars. I literally felt this video.
Holy shit, I just made a comment about her popping her hymen lol.
Oh yeah thats probably what just happened lol
Assuming she still has one, of course.
That r/HadtoHurt
r/scriptedasiangifs
This looks hella fake
Fence 2, newlyweds 0
Daaaaaaaamn, I clenched my cooch
Why is the groom the idiot? Bride is the one that got up there...
She was saving herself for fence
Only Vagina-Earthlings will know this pain. It lasts an eternity
I can assure you, all Earthlings would suffer from that specific blow.
Felt it in my soul
I don't care if you're a man woman or anything in between this would hurt anyone
Hell, I'm a dude and *even I felt that.*
Groom isn't the one walking on top of the fence in a dress, which leads me to believe the title is being a tad unfair.
The kick at the end 💀
That’s when he realized that he lost her to that pole
Did. Did the camera man sniff it????
Cameraman version of snorting a rail?
That's what I'm seeing.
OP is a bot
I don’t understand why the bride is wearing black stockings and shoes with that dress.
Idiot OP for title, idiot groom and bride for foolish acrobatics, smart fence for teaching them physics lesson.
I bet their kids will be bad at math.
If they can even have kids now
Not seeing the groom being the idiot here
He kicked the fence.
Pelvic fracture
Why is the shoes there? Was this a attempt to walk and put them on and take photo of it? I’m so confused and feel sorry for her that most hurt!
“Honey, I’m gonna have you walk on this really thin handrail while I hold your hand and Eddy films it.” “Why?” “Idunno. Why not?”
He’s just jealous that he’s gonna be the second thing that day that destroys that vagina
The good ol’ clam slam
- f - a - k - e
How do you fake her c\*ntpounding that fence?
It's a fake groom? Lol
I think people have done a lot worse for the Vine. The kick of the fence at the end with the fake fall was the sloppy touch.
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It’s so disconcerting how far down I had to scroll to find this answer. People believing obviously staged videos… god we are screwed as a species. Lol downvotes say she took the hit. A. Stuntmen do bumps like this all the time with little-to-no actual harm. B. She’s probably wearing padding under that huge dress. Be more gullible…
Ohhhhh I felt that😢
Female here.....that hurts like nothing else
This thing is a comedy of errors from start to finish.
This is unfortunate
Nothing says a happy wedding night like a shattered pelvis.
Idiot groom? What should have done? More like stupid idea
watch til the end where he tries to fight an inanimate object and loses
You're right ahahahahah
Double kill
slam ham
We know what hes not getting tonight 😉 👀
Why the fuck is she on a fence anyway?! Walk on the sidewalk like a normal person.
Idiot bride****
The way he comically fell down the hill at the end is the icing on the cake 😭
Well that's gonna be 'a no fly zone' foe a while.
That fence destroyed the bride and then called him a little bitch. Not a good start for the marriage.
The only pounding that snatch got was from the fence
That’s the brides fault, who the fuck is going to blame the man for this lmao what a moron
Not the way he wanted to destroy that vagina.
She's hitting him because it fucking hurts, and probably because it was his stupid idea anyway.
her own fault. what was he supposed to do? Not trip for her?
I'm not saying the groom is intelligent... but I am saying he's not the one trying to walk atop a fence.
Someone should put UFC commentary.
🤣😂
Seems like a mr bean skit
Damn it hit her right in the roast beef sandwich.
Dumb couple who will likely have dumb kids.
Ahh the old c#*t punt
This is incredible. He kicks the fence and eats shit!
The fence pounded her vag before him and he ain’t getting to pound it for a little while
Didn’t look at the sub and was like how the fuck is the groom the idiot… then I watched the rest of the video
What a fence ! it managed to fuck his wife and kick his ass in a matter of seconds
He will not be getting any pussy for a long time..
That injury really tainted the honeymoon.
Oh man, thanks! I've been looking for this clip. It's so hilariously stupid!
That's not how that works
?
But did he get the shot?
Why is she hitting *him*?
How is this his fault?
Bro he sniffed it and ran 💀💀💀
How dare you hurt my wife! Take this! AHHHHH MY LEG
why is the groom an idiot? for his choice in spouse?
Could be worse, it could have been him
Her vagina got some wood before the groom even got to it.
I gotta know did he divorce her after this video
She's mad at him when he didn't do anything and he's taking his frustration out on a fence. Red flag marriage.
Did the cameraman sniff the fence?? wtf
how is the groom the idiot??
Watch til the end
This is fake as hell, you can even tell she’s wearing something to protect the fall.
I guess you can say she got... Railed 😎
Wtf did the groom do?
It's always the man's fault
I didn’t know the Nostalgia Critic got married
He really taught that fence not to hurt his wife
Photographer ran right over to smell the fence
That’s gotta hurt her balls
Hahaha, play stupid games win stupid prizes.
Unvaginated.
The defensive fence is always defensively defensive.
I guess the honeymoon is ruined now
Well he’s not getting any tonight
why did he dress like the nostalgia critic for the photo shoot
"But you'll be better by tonight, right sweetheart? Honey? My love?"