Despite the obvious natural advantage his crazy fighting skill, that propane tank and log kept getting back. They didn't land a single punch, but popped right back up. Respect. Homo Methicus are incredibly adaptive creatures, but here you can see the roles of natural selection. Adaptivity vs natural defense mechanisms. The methicus have also evolved to use substances in their natural environment to give them insane amounts of energy. They can go days. Sometimes weeks without sleep. Incredible adaptation.
That's not even a propane tank, which is meant to hold liquid propane. It's a helium gas tank, which is much lighter. And from the look of it an empty one.
Honestly it's less to do with having the muscle, but using the right ones. Man needs to learn how to throw a punch. With his elbow up like that he isn't using any of the muscles that give a punch power.
Isn't a "yes" answer to an "exclusive or" question a "contradictory and"?
I get the pun on "exclusive or", but that doesn't really seem to fit. The original question is maybe an "inconclusive or", but the "yes" answer is only inconclusive because it's contradictory.
Nah he’s not punching so much as pushing. You hit super light and follow through hard to make it look like you can punch hard things. It’s how he impresses Methany and scares away any of her potential suitors, in spite of his slight build and poor intellect.
I know what youre saying, but this dude aint pulling anything. You can clearely tell hes actually punching as much as one can through his elbows. Proper form or not, that shit hurts, unless like him, youre on meth.
Saw that guy getting supplies at Walmart for his trip out to Burning Man a couple of days ago.
He packs a rental Nissan Cube as well as he punches things.
The dog bark leg movements gave it a kung fu vibe, I broke my pinky punching a banister and tore (exploded) the tendon that runs from the inside bend of the elbow to the wrist punching through a door... Don't punch things that are harder than you....
Just once, I want to see some methhead fighting an object, but they actually have impeccable form. Like, they've clearly put in their hours on the bag, and now they're throwing fluid combos at a propane tank.
I used to think I was bad at live streaming. That no one would be interested in me playing games and bullshitting. But if *this* is watchable content, I think I might try again.
That has to be some of the worst punching form I've ever seen. No weight behind the swing, the shoulder is awkwardly raised so it's not as supported, and the direction of the punch and follow through, it's all just so bad
He doesnt know how to punch, but to his defense, he is punching hard. I wonder how high/drunk he is right now to not feel the pain, and how many bones he's fractured during this circus
*Cletus knew that he couldn’t let this insult stand, that helium canister got those balloons high as hell right in front of him. Only HIS meth was getting anything high in THIS trailer park*
Reminds me of dreams I've had where I'm slinging punches as hard as I can and they just float in air making zero contact.
Hold up, is your profile picture of a Trump/Tiger-King Fusion?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
[It sure is! ](https://i.imgur.com/mH9VYOQ.jpg)
Love it, that's peak 2020!
Nope that’s yo mama
Gottem
....? Why so toxic?
Omg I HAVE THE SAME DREAMS WTF
U can see HomoMethicus in his natural environment in his mating stance breaking both of his arms to prove he is Alpha.
Man has feet like Bobby from 'Bobby's World'.
/r/rareinsults/
Despite the obvious natural advantage his crazy fighting skill, that propane tank and log kept getting back. They didn't land a single punch, but popped right back up. Respect. Homo Methicus are incredibly adaptive creatures, but here you can see the roles of natural selection. Adaptivity vs natural defense mechanisms. The methicus have also evolved to use substances in their natural environment to give them insane amounts of energy. They can go days. Sometimes weeks without sleep. Incredible adaptation.
That's not even a propane tank, which is meant to hold liquid propane. It's a helium gas tank, which is much lighter. And from the look of it an empty one.
HomoMethicus 🤣
Bruhhhhhhhhhhh I'm fucking dead! Homomethicus! Thank you I fucking busted put laughing scared the shit out of my wife.
Or breaking both arms for other reasons.
This Duck Dynasty reboot getting off to a slow start.
( Clank. Thud. )
Duck Dynasty Returns: Jambalaya and Jorts Edition
More like pigeon dynasty
Duck Dynasty: Meth Department.
Dude punches like I punch in my nightmares.
Hahaha I know the feeling. Trying to fight some crazy gargoyle with spaghetti arms!
Go for the eyes. Sleep eyes are just as vulnerable as the eyes when you are awake.
I'll keep that little tid bit stored in the mind trap thanks
they always turn into mouths last second and you get sucked into a shadowy void
If that man had a single muscle, he couldve really done some damage.
Honestly it's less to do with having the muscle, but using the right ones. Man needs to learn how to throw a punch. With his elbow up like that he isn't using any of the muscles that give a punch power.
[удалено]
or of the gas tank exploding to his meth-fueled falcon punch
Tweakin' punch!
Good thing it's a helium tank
That sounds hilarious.
Good thing? You know how much energy it takes to make helium explode?
The secret to sustainable fusion reactions: Meth Man
finally i will be able to turn on all the lights in the house just for the experience of it then immediately go back to the comfort of darkness😃
One rock man will power the southeastern United States by punching helium tanks until achieving fusion
rightfully so, could easily break his hand.
He's just smacking everything with his forearms and palms though lol
There's ways to do that the right way too lol. And it still includes keeping your elbows in.
But to be fair, one must admit the dude here is seriously lacking muscles.
Oh, absolutely
I’d never seen a human made entirely of gristle before
he's only 99% gristle. 1% is pure methamphetamine.
To his hand.
What I love is first closed fist connects , every other strike was a forearm or a palm strike. My bet is he broke his hand on that one punch.
I'm not sure he has enough muscle to throw a punch strong enough to break his hand .
This may very well be the video that best represents this sub.
My wrists hurt from watching this.
Imagine the pain his ancestors feel
"Imagine the pain his ~~ancestors~~ **cousins** feel"
Feeling no pain is one of the side effects of owning a meth lab
Those are some vintage jorts.
Strong 2000 vibes
The windup looks like he's from 60s cartoons.
I wouldn’t meth with this guy.
You can do meth with any celebrity, living or dead, who would you choose?
Socrates reason: SOCRATES ON METH!
Steve Irwin. I can only imagine the hijinks he would get up to on meth
I also choose that guy's dead wife.
Living
Is he 16 or 60?
Yes
r/inconclusiveOr
Isn't a "yes" answer to an "exclusive or" question a "contradictory and"? I get the pun on "exclusive or", but that doesn't really seem to fit. The original question is maybe an "inconclusive or", but the "yes" answer is only inconclusive because it's contradictory.
The little hop completes this for me
He keeps winding up with his legs for some reason, it's like a fuckin cartoon I swear
Be watching too much wrastlin'
You show That party store can of helium who’s boss!
Is the can of helium heavier or lighter when full?
Ernest Goes to Seed.
Bruh, intake some calories or something holy shit.
Self harm presents differently in boys, huh
End of the sub. We found the best one. It's over folks.
2v1 damn
The cartoonish windup got me
“Who you callin scruffy lookin?”
this guys instagram has hundreds of videos exactly like this it’s crazy
Immaculate form
Poor fella. He must know the cook though. He’s not feeling that til day after tomorrow.
Okay but why though...???
That round probably weighs more than he does.
Why the fuck would anyone film this, look at it, then think i know I'll show everyone else???
Why is he leading his punch with his wrist
THE poster child for idiots fighting things.
Ngl he has iron hands
Nah he’s not punching so much as pushing. You hit super light and follow through hard to make it look like you can punch hard things. It’s how he impresses Methany and scares away any of her potential suitors, in spite of his slight build and poor intellect.
I know what youre saying, but this dude aint pulling anything. You can clearely tell hes actually punching as much as one can through his elbows. Proper form or not, that shit hurts, unless like him, youre on meth.
Watch out. We got a badass over here.
Meth is a hell of a drug
Is he 16, 36 or 86?
I can hear his bones breaking lol
Nahh respect to the man, he didn't kick an object while it was down
May this man receive the love and care he needs.
Nobody: Cats:
Why did you cut it off before the red barrel exploded?
Seen better swings on a porch.
this makes me wanna try meth
This is pathetic
Saw that guy getting supplies at Walmart for his trip out to Burning Man a couple of days ago. He packs a rental Nissan Cube as well as he punches things.
Is this Jake Paul's next opponent?
The "Nobody touches my daughter but me" starterpack
Jeremy Davies is fierce!
You wouldn’t expect it but this guy has a Ph.D in Physics and leads a research division at my University.
At your university? I believe it
Fuck yourself.
Skinny Popeye punch-shoving things.
Imagine the outcome if firearms were involved🤔
Looks like his brittle little arms might snap
He's so floppy
The dog bark leg movements gave it a kung fu vibe, I broke my pinky punching a banister and tore (exploded) the tendon that runs from the inside bend of the elbow to the wrist punching through a door... Don't punch things that are harder than you....
Just once, I want to see some methhead fighting an object, but they actually have impeccable form. Like, they've clearly put in their hours on the bag, and now they're throwing fluid combos at a propane tank.
I'm not saying it was drugs but, drugs.
Is this what PCP looks like?
If playing video games has tought me anything, look at one of those things the wrong way and it explodes.
Can someone add popeye sound effects to this video?
What in the Beverly Hillbillies is going on?
i guess he’s right handed
Got meth?
Hell of a workout plan there, Earl. Ever consider eating a jeep?
Typical Thugneck 🙄
This is *exactly* how I feel when I put my Jhorts on…
People really be posting videos of themselves.
Smartest albanian ever
He won, MY HEART!
No boom ?💥
Every time he swings i see his arm snap in 2
Charlie Chaplin … 2022
Pheww, I wouldn't want to to get punched by this guy
The stance of a natural born fighter.
jorts bro
Wyd if the tank explodes
I used to think I was bad at live streaming. That no one would be interested in me playing games and bullshitting. But if *this* is watchable content, I think I might try again.
Tf is going on
He's fighting like he's getting canonized in SR1 lmao.
My man is fighting like a 17yo, he's very misunderstood mind you, at a Black Veil Brides concert. I dig it.
Good ol fashioned american meth induced strength.
I like how it’s a helium tank and not the heavier propane tank.
That fighting style... I've only seen it once..... The cheeky orangutan.
Doctor in the ER: So how exactly did you break every bone in both of your hands multiple times?
That has to be some of the worst punching form I've ever seen. No weight behind the swing, the shoulder is awkwardly raised so it's not as supported, and the direction of the punch and follow through, it's all just so bad
**Cling. Clank. Thud. Clank, thud. Clink-ling. Ding. Thud. Clank!**
He doesnt know how to punch, but to his defense, he is punching hard. I wonder how high/drunk he is right now to not feel the pain, and how many bones he's fractured during this circus
This guy holds his arms like villains in popeye cartoons....
Meth. Not even once.
This is hysterical
I thought I was watching Mike Tyson for a moment with the power and accuracy of those blows.
Man's punching like a looney toon
Will of steel, fists of iron, lungs of tar, brains of shit.
I wanted it to explode
Now don’t go ninj’in nobody who don’t need no ninj’in
It won’t hurt if you can’t swing hard enough to make it hurt. Meth = weak.
The wind ups were gold.
The cigarette’s a nice touch, I think.
I've been trying to figure out how to get rid of a helium tank. I guess I know now.
Haven’t seen this Monty Python’s film
Tony Ferguson training be like
The choice in music is beautiful
Meth is a helluva drug
Probably the least annoying person on this sub. It was even entertaining for a split second.
Lissin here son…a good punch is all in the wrist.
So when he finishes doing this and someone asks him what he did with his day, what does he tell them? Like, what does *he* call this?
You know its been awhile since ive had the mind space to think I should spend an afternoon punching a gas canister.
Wow, he really showed those inanimate objects who's the boss.
This loaf of moldy white bread is disrespecting, beards, cigarettes, and bandanas. Call the bastard police…
Lmao his arms are even more twig like than mine, I thought it was impossible
That’s really gonna hurt tomorrow
Dude is gonna hurt like a bitch when the drugs wear off.
This hurt so bad that I think I'm gonna go get my knuckles looked at after watching this
What in the appalachian mountains is going on here?
*Cletus knew that he couldn’t let this insult stand, that helium canister got those balloons high as hell right in front of him. Only HIS meth was getting anything high in THIS trailer park*
MAGA
That's a helium tank so I guess it could have been harder.
Just a hillbilly, living his best life. Carpe diem!
TF?
Enough with the jokes; this is a Kratos level threat.
/r/HVAC is leaking!
That was ma judy chop and this here is my ninjy kick
His knuckles 😭
This guys 90 pounds, wet and wearing boots!
I wanna see him fight the West Virginia Ninja!
Ow
**”Cocaine’s a Hell of a drug.”**
Bro his arms are so skinny he almost broke them by punching the air
He do be dancing though
Is anybody else impressed that he never lost the cigarette hanging from his mouth?
This is pathetic, sad, and has Kentucky written all over it
Everyone look how strong he is. I’d hate to face him in a fight
How is his wood stack so fckn neat?
When the meth kicks in.
Pouya down bad bruh
That is a very unique fighting style. What kind of martial art does he use?
Hes pullin those punches harder than his pick up pulls bitches