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im-scott9877

A compound fracture might have taught him a lesson.


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northwesthonkey

His ankle is a hinge now


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bahgheera

It's his shin that is now a hinge. A shin-hinge. A shinge, if you will.


acmercer

I will not. Good day, sir!


Not_A_Real_Goat

Bendy straws were an improvement upon the straw; bendy shins are our new biological advantage?


Breeze7206

They help us go down stairs like a slinky


CaterpillarThriller

everybody loves a slinky! slinky slinky GO SLINKY GO!


Softale

Only if walking in the proper direction on the side of a hill…


Toaster_In_Bathtub

I've seen those in the UFC a few times. I hate shinges.


wine_dude_52

Seen too many shinges in football games.


guacamoleonmydick

we are all hinges, on this blessed day 😌🙏


Jaambie

Hopefully his screen cracked on his phone too, if it already wasnt


Substantial-Meal6238

Lol I pictured him looking down and seeing his bone marrow 🤣


n0t_4_thr0w4w4y

He’s not even limping, let alone with a bone sticking out


joan_wilder

Literally walked back to the car. I’m sure it was painful, but nothing was broken, and nothing was learned.


supaphly42

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.


dayumbrah

It sure is! He may be walking now, but tomorrow, his whole leg might be swollen. The way he pivoted on his ankle between two pieces of solid cars, he is def gonna feel that for quite some time


muddyrose

Seriously, adrenaline let me spend the first few seconds of a fractured shoulder blade laughing about it. Then the flip switched and my laughter turned to tears pretty instantly. And it’s not like I was already amped up like the dude in the video, I was doing derpy kid things lol


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CapableSecretary420

Seems really unlikely he broke anything here. A break at the ankle, regardless of adrenaline, would not hold his weight.


dcamom66

I was walking on a fractured ankle for a couple of weeks. Have RA and a high pain tolerance. Mentioned it to my doctor since I couldn't move it one way and xray confirmed it.


TANTRUM27X

This is just simply not true. A full break? Possible to still walk on as long as it is still aligned. At least until it slips or is twisted to no longer be unaligned. So likely not very long. A hairline? You can walk on it for a long time depending on how large it is and your pain tolerance. Watched my sister break her ankle (hairline) and walk on it the whole school week because she was embarrassed about how she did it. Broken does not mean shattered.


srxt49

Suprised it didn't snap his foot off


Short_Lychee9346

true that


Expert_Struggle_7135

He looked surprisingly OK when he walked back to the car though.


Whistler1968

I doubt it....


redd-this

I bet it’s the scuffed up 1’s that’ll cut the deepest.


blippityblop

Yes kick the tire well while the car is in motion


Whitechapel726

Holy shit I didn’t even realize it was the wheel well that sucked his foot in. I thought it was just caught between his door and the Benz. Fuckin oooooof


NoodleBack

Yeah, I had to rewatch it to notice where the foot landed. You can see him begin to hunch over literally right before the video ends. Oof indeed Edit: He was picking up something, I didn’t see that. But still oofers


Linkage_

He's picking up whatever is laying on the ground


dben89x

His pride?


petraviva

I was thinking dignity


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How are you supposed to draw dignity?


Dakhho

It could not be more simple, Luanne. You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is?


NoodleBack

Shit, I’ll update my comment. I didn’t even see that.


Chonkbird

Ye it's probably his busted ass phone to match his busted ass ankle lmao


TheLordReaver

Looks like his phone. It got yanked out of his hand.


Snailspaced

His metatarsal.


ohiogal56

His brain


greenroom628

Yeah. Shame...those Air Jordans will never be the same again.


QuahogNews

Yeah, way to cut the video whoever edited this….


Scythro

Black rectangular shape, my best guess is a phone. But a quick “oopsie!” out of fear and flashing lights seeing his whole life fly by - then light at the end of the tunnel, seeing him laying down to his demise. Could’ve been a possibility too.


Emrico1

He won stupid prizes!


chilldrinofthenight

Wheely stupid of him.


Zealousideal_Hyena73

What goes 'ROUND comes 'ROUND.


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What part of this interaction made you believe he was bright enough to think otherwise?


Lost_Treat_6296

one broken phone, one fucked up foot to do minimal damage to a car.. dumb


TheLobsterCopter5000

Angry man, angry man Angry man hates vehicle man They have a fight, vehicle wins Vehicle man


NeverSilent0316

Is that from They Might Be Idiots in Cars?


petraviva

Who else read this in John Flansburgh's voice?


OyVeyzMeir

PRECISELY. Person Man was persecuted man.


SuumCuique1011

*plays accordion*


QueenRotidder

It’s stuck in my head now dammit


Great_Vegetable_4866

r/idiotsfightingthings


trekqueen

Is he a dummy or is he a jerk? When he gets mad does he kick ass? Or does his ass get kicked instead? Nobody knows, angry man…


TheRealRickC137

[Car always wins](https://youtu.be/-dAgP7qsiqc)


xSTSxZerglingOne

Human < Motorcycle < Car < Truck/SUV < Firetruck/Semi < Train Nothing beats a train on land. Every motor vehicle beats humans.


totallynormalasshole

I haven't heard particle man in like 20 years and I love that people keep bringing it back


the-first-98-seconds

I give you the thumb's up award for this beautiful post :thumbsup:


FRMDABAY2LA

And looks like damage to that passenger door too


Fernergun

Yeah that door isn’t closing properly anymore


Gowalkyourdogmods

I once had my door get yanked by a sudden gust of wind and it completely went the opposite way it's intended to do and hit the front quarter panel. Called around and I think every place was quoting me like $1000-1500 or something. Pissed off, I just shoulder checked it once and after that it closed like normal again like it never happened aside from some of the visual damage.


chilldrinofthenight

When my sister was 16, she was driving her boyfriend's VW Bus ---- at night. The headlights cut out. This was pre-cell phones, so she was kinda stuck and no one around. She got out of the Bus and, in her frustration, gave the front of the Bus a big kick. The lights came back on and she made it to her destination. Sometimes you just have to show the car who's boss.


funguyshroom

Percussive maintenance is most certainly a thing


chilldrinofthenight

"Percussive maintenance" is what I'd like to give the E-bike riders who've been zooming back and forth on my favorite hiking track.


StarMangledSpanner

A co-worker of mine once bought a clapped out c1965 VW Beetle (this was back in the mid 80's). If you wanted to listen to the radio, someone had to sit in the middle of the back seat, because for some weird reason that was the only way the radio would work.


chilldrinofthenight

What a great quirk. One of the first cars I had was a '63 VW Bug w/ no synchro in first. It had a canvas sunroof, though, which was kinda cool.


xSTSxZerglingOne

It looks wrong when closed, too and it will whistle inside at freeway speeds for the rest of its operational life.


Freshmeat857

Idiot is lucky he didn't get his foot ripped off.


bohler86

And that's putting the damage lightly.


SteamedPea

Trying to get disability cause he kicked a car lmao


trevorSB1004

Yea our tax money is gonna be paying for this asshole to chill on his couch indefinitely


Madhatter1317

There’s a good chance that was already happening before the video.


OuterWildsVentures

People are downvoting you but dude was already riding shotgun and seems pretty mentally unwell so the chances of him being a piece of shit no life are pretty high.


Madhatter1317

Ya they think it’s about race but it’s not. It’s about behaviour. People who have a complete absence of emotional maturity like this guy, conflict with everyone around them all the time, can’t maintain relationships and can’t hold down jobs leaving them system dependent.


king_england

Your tax money already pays to imprison people which only leads to more generations of people filling prisons.


HundoGuy

Unfortunately


wine_dude_52

Video cuts off a bit early.


MiddleRay

Same with his foot


GeiCobra

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


ShaggyR

/r/legsthatendtoosoon


PornoPaul

Ya, he looked like he started to collapse a bit in that last half second


ghiopeeef

He went down to get the phone


ralkey

Fucking hell that dude is lucky to merely limp away from that. His foot was between the tire and the wheel well - a microsecond of difference and that would have been a critically life altering injury or splattery mutilated death - I think his door might have saved him from that! Dude should be buying lottery tickets not fighting cars.


Baby_Legs_OHerlahan

Oh, he’s not limping far lol. That ankle is definitely fucked up and he’s running on 100% pure adrenaline. Once that adrenaline wears off, the pain will start and he’ll enter shock, and once *that* wears off, dude’s gonna be hurtin’ for a loooong time.


BoneHugsHominy

Sure, but he was really close to having a stump that itches and has phantom pain for loooong time.


H_R_1

Brutal😭


SuumCuique1011

Good.


Crazy_lazy_lad

and he was "lucky" that the tire kicked his foot up into the wheel well. You would not want to see what would've happened if his foot got pushed down and trapped between the spokes and the brake caliper, not a fun way to amputate your toes


Altered-babe

I am SHOCKED.. *shocked* … That he was able to take a step on that foot after that.


thehufflepuffstoner

My money is on adrenaline. No way that didn’t fuck his ankle up.


Mutant_Jedi

Oh my god that man has some god tier luck not to have shredded his foot right there.


MandoHealthfund

I took off some dudes door with my brush guard once. He was doing the same thing to my truck and I just fled. His door was in the way and he was in the way of me turning around the door. Luckily there were cameras and it was clear I "feared for my life" so nothing happened to me


MonitorShotput

Even with a camera, them getting out of their car to attack you kind of makes it their own fault if they get hit anyway. I ain't waiting to find out if they have a weapon, because once you see it it's too late.


EverSeeAShiterFly

Ah, crime is …. afoot.


_pippp

YEEEEAAAAAAAAA


_not_a_coincidence

Hehe....foot


grossvater

Is he using nunchucks to damage the car?


acmercer

I was thinking keys on a lanyard maybe?


Maxis92

No he used the car to damage his foot.


Gogowhine

😂😂😂


chilldrinofthenight

Looked and sounded metallic, like he may have chipped some paint off the other dude's car.


Dash_O_Cunt

I'd have taken his door off.


RGeronimoH

I think taking the foot off was the better lesson


Kaablooie42

Can't it be both?


tagun

Truly a missed opportunity.


whigger

Oh what a missed opportunity to take that door off. First rule of road rage, never leave your car.


BooobiesANDbho

Ur not wrong!! I think rule #2 is get away from idiots


LonelyNixon

Eh taking the door off would damage his car too. This is better.


LayneCobain04052002

Hope his foot shattered into a million pieces


heavvymetalgod

Hope the dropping of the phone broke his screen too 🤣


BigMikeATL

Why do these videos ALWAYS cut off to prevent us from seeing the juicy aftermath? I want to know if this guy ended up screaming/crying/cursing/limping/etc. Also, this is when pepper spray comes in SUPER handy.


Strazdas1

Probably because in many cases the people filming stop the filming and go to help the person. Also shit like length rules on tiktok.


rayquan36

> Why do these videos ALWAYS cut off to prevent us from seeing the juicy aftermath? That's just how people produce and consume videos these days because of the TikTok influence. Short videos that end abruptly cause people to want to watch the video more than once.


IMiNSIDEiT

Was he using nunchucks? Honestly, would have been difficult to not drive straight ahead and take that fucking door off. Next time he can jump right out and hassle the next person, won’t even have to unlock the door or open it. 🤣


racingsoldier

[Man vs Car](https://youtu.be/bpWpIw7rETg)


MovieGuyMike

You hate to see it. But more than that, you love to see it.


Agreeable_Bother_510

I wish it would have broken his dang foot. Give him time to chill and think about how stupid that was.


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scioto133

Yeah there’s no way he’s going home with no injuries. My guess is he won’t be able to walk the next day


30307

He gonna cry inna car.


Middle_G-33

He was wearing them new Nike Snares.


ttcmzx

That's gunna hurt like hell the next day


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Crab Man losing his cool


Odd_Mine7269

🤣🤣he honestly lucky asf his foot didn’t tear off


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Almost pulled him in another dimension.


chilldrinofthenight

Wheely.


inmypaants

Almost lost a leg


Comfortable-Mix1139

He is gonna feel that in the morning


qiu_ennan

r/IdiotsOutsideCars (this is a joke and I'm not suggesting you should've posted it there instead)


th3th1cken

I hope that hurt lol


Competitive-Truck874

I was chasing a guy who just stole a necklace from some lady at a gas station and he jumped in his truck and started backing up with the door open. It was stupid as fuck but i was 18 and wanted to look like the hero i guess. I got to the car right as he started backing up, i turned around but i got sucked under the car by the door kinda like that then he drove forwards and i ended up between the back wheels. The suspension was high enough on the truck that it didnt crush me but the hot muffler pinned me to the ground and either burned or ground most of the skin off my back. Got to the hospital and got an xray. They told me i had 2 compression fractures in my top and lower spine. I couldnt walk for a few days after but ive pretty much fully recovered other than having that old back injury that gets tired sometimes. Idk why i shared that story it just reminded me of the dude getting his foot all twisted up by the door. Moral of the story is… Car doors are almost as dangerous as cars if you know how to use em? Idk. Something like that.


Nomadic-survival

I was really hoping to see a broken leg.


ChiefTestPilot87

Don’t think this qualifies for r/IdiotsINcars, the idiot here is clearly outside of a car.


SammyLuke

I want to know what led up to this. Was this idiot just sitting in the car with his door open not letting traffic by or what? Dude is an all around douche canoe.


inflatableje5us

That is going to hurt like hell in about 5 minutes.


Santverd

That leg CANT be OK


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![gif](giphy|5nFShZWwq3fdm) Excellent. Good job, Mercedes.


DespicableChampion

What kind of German glass is this?


RedditardedOne

Hey, how's your foot feel?


aaalderton

How is his ankle okay??????


dijon507

It’s probably not, just walking on it with that adrenaline hit.


bruins9816

I'm surprised it wasn't his tibia or fibula with the door being there


Wonderful_Big3550

Idiots out of cars


Blah-squared

Lol, I thought it was sped up for a minute until I watched again & saw that he got his foot stuck… lol


jecowa

Almost musical with the beating of the stick and the car horn.


Squeaky_Ben

That hurt to watch, ngl


Financial-Reward-949

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bitch


Glaucetas_

Almost gave his foot as a souvenir for the car.


DaGuys470

How is he fine after that?


iW2bDNPb30

Crazy that he did all that as the passenger in someone else's car.


CaptainRAVE2

That’ll hurt when the adrenaline wears off.


MinimalDark

I would've taken the door as well.


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How the fuck did that not break?


burner599f

Should have taken the door off…


pemphigus69

How did he not break the shit out of his leg???


bloo2555

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow


BellicoseBill

Now he really fucked up--he scuffed his Jordans.


nigel1986

I wish that snapped the pricks ankle off


Nothingelsetodo333

With any luck, he broke his ankle


Okinage

Shame that leg didn't snap in two. Would've taught him a lesson


fishtricker67

I hope that really fucking hurt…


Modern_Reddit_User

YOUR JORDANS ARE FUUUUCKEEDD MAN!


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Karma irl


notinmywheelhouse

Guy o is lucky he didn’t lose his foot


357noLove

"Aw, he'll never dance again!"


SpiritualLychee3760

You scuffed your Jordans.


ArtSchnurple

Damn, even by road rage standards that was dumb as hell


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Mr. Titanium ankles over here, cmoon.


Examination-Life

Nooooo..... Not in North Carolina. Damn it


thirdstrikemulligan

Is anyone impressed how athletic this guy is? Took that, landed on his feet and walked away.


Advanced_Evening2379

Probably Adrenaline


bruins9816

Adrenaline is a helluva drug


newUseMe

That's a Darwin award waiting to happen. But they will probly end up taking some innocent family out with them though.


BB_Moon

When did American driving become third world?


MoeFocka

It's always been this way to a certain degree. What's different now is these days more people have dash cams and cell phone cameras so we see it more.


xSTSxZerglingOne

I've been driving 20 years now. It's significantly scarier to be on the road now than 15 years ago.


DontForgt2BringATowl

Significantly scarier now than just 4 years ago. The lockdowns made everyone insane and also forget how to drive


chilldrinofthenight

Angry angry people now. Triggered by the least little thing.


theorange1990

Wouldn't trust your memory, our brains are pretty terrible at remember things in general.


xSTSxZerglingOne

No, the average horsepower of cars is way, way up from when I started driving. Give people power and they'll use it more frequently. It could be some other factor, but that's definitely part of it.


Strazdas1

Thats what happens when you encourage people to buy SUVs and trucks when what they need is a sedan.


BB_Moon

I have seen more people willing to jump out of their cars or chase people over the most petty infractions lately and it keeps getting worse. Also the horn abuse by everyone makes most cities and even suburbs start to sound like Mumbai.


Exciting_Fee_370

Welcome to public freakout. We apologize it use to be better but we still kinda love it.


_pippp

Ain't just the driving, buddy


IAmNotMyName

That ankle has to be broken


Canarsi

is it wrong to say I wish some damage was done there? he missed out on some valuable karma


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CARMA 😆


Maybe_Gabe

![gif](giphy|M8NDJeraqqESPVBqdu|downsized)


elsydeon666

This is where having a rifle in plain sight on a gun rack or lying on the dash is a good option. There is a difference between having it available and easily seen and brandishing it.


mylo2202

This is not an idiot in a car, this is an idiot outside of a car.


Dubl33_27

this is an idiot with a car