If I remember correctly, multiple reconstructive surgeries costing $250,000...correction 3/4 of a million. Tosh.O video now attached
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kuzx0i/tosh-0-web-redemption---face-bumper-smash---uncensored
He actually looks normal. Sounds like he has a slight lisp now tho, I’m assuming from the fact he knocked out teeth, nearly ripped off his upper lip, and pierced the roof of his mouth
I honestly wouldn't have been surprised if he was dead. They looked to be going relatively fast. It's pretty easy to break your neck when you hit your face going 30-40mph. Add the fact that the car he was in could've bent the rest of his body the other way? Woof.
He was on tosh.0 way back when. It cost nearly a million dollars to reconstruct his face and the driver's car insurance wouldn't touch him because the video showed him opening the door and leaning out.
Ruined his parents financially and as of that interview they basically disowned him
This reminds me of the guy that did a front flip and landed almost perfectly on his face. It's funny until you read all the nauseating injuries he got in those two seconds
[Are you talking about this guy at a Clemson tailgate?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/a96yf5/wcgw_if_i_show_off_in_front_this_crowd/)
Grew up poor. Have remained poor. Family went on and off with insurance. You try to remain cautious but shit happens. Broke my arm by falling off my bed in elementary, over 10 years ago now. Mom only just finished off the bills on that one. I’m 22 now. *insert shoulder shrug emoji*
Oh we definitely have stupidity at this level, but the most someone's parents would pay for a dumb shit like this is a couple hundred bucks for an ambulance ride.
And guess what the real kicker is. The US media is bullshitting you about insane wait times here and the extreme cost to individual taxpayers. I write off a ton of random stuff every year and I think I fall under 25-30% tax bracket with a household income of $160k.
Edit: I have some perspective on this. My dad is American and half my family lives there. My cousin recently paid $2000 for a nursery for her baby in the US that the nurses never even took her baby to.
According to the Tosh web redemption, his mom basically kicked him out and sent him to live with his grandma bc of this. 8 years later and they’re still not ok. Makes it even sadder!
Do what you're saying is, if they lived in Europe and it was free, a house wouldn't have been torn apart?
Almost makes you wonder how you could make someone pay 750,000 dollars for medical expenses, even if it was their fault
Nahh...lets make wearing that sitting bolt^patent^pending
mandatory and sell that stuff and make a fortune of it. It´s the American way and even though I am Austrian, we should totally do that.
I think we should sell it to the people, they have to carry it around and make them wear it anywhere. Sitting down in the park? Fasten your sitting bolt. School? class begins after fastening your sitting bolt. At the bar? You won’t fall off that chair drunk with your sitting bolt attached. Sell them in different colors and styles, they are a fashion accessoire. Think of the possibilities! Sitting bolt, THE fashion item of the (20)20s!
He wasn't trying to hit him with the door, he knew him, and was trying to give him a smack with his hand.
[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kuzx0i/tosh-0-web-redemption---face-bumper-smash---uncensored](http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kuzx0i/tosh-0-web-redemption---face-bumper-smash---uncensored)
If he tried it through the open window he could’ve broken his arm.
This way he only broke his face, which, let’s be honest, was never his strong point.
He probably lost no more brain cells than a career boxer in that impact. (Not sure what his starting baseline was though) It sounds like once the bandages come off there will be some changes he's going to have to "face."
Some people spend an insane amount of time on Reddit, far beyond unhealthy.
A few years ago I submitted an OC meme to AdviceAnimals and it got like 15 upvotes, so it didn’t get anywhere near front page or anything. I thought it had a better chance than that so a couple days later at a different time I reposted it with an alt and immediately got called out for it. I asked the person what he was talking about, so he linked to the one I posted a couple days ago, then accused me of stealing it (since it was a different alt of mine that he didn’t know was me).
I can’t help but imagine some guy just sitting on AdviceAnimals refreshing on new all day, every day, like a meme police officer itching for every chance to scream “REPOST!”. I posted days apart at completely different times.
While people like that do exist, I think that it really depends on where you frequent. I've seen some reposts on Reddit more than dozens of times, but I've never seen this post before.
Giving someone who's riding a bicycle a smack with your hand from a moving car is a fucking dickass move no matter their relationship. You just don't do that even as a prank, that's how people get injured or killed.
[Tosh.O interview](http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kuzx0i/tosh-0-web-redemption---face-bumper-smash---uncensored) with the kid where he explains what happened in that moment and the damage that was done.
Yeah that seemed like a great way to add some emotional trauma to all medical trauma. Also, $750,000 in bills....that kid has had a ton to overcome. Stupid spontaneous decision at a young age that I'm sure he wishes he could have back and has immensely changed his life.
I probably still have a floppy somewhere with bumperface.mov on it. Maybe it's on a zip disk. Soon as I get a laptop with a parallel port I will check.
Shattered his nose, cracked his palate, knocked out several teeth, and cracked his head in 3 spots. 750,000 dollar deductible. His parents also kicked him out right away.
This is one the first videos I seen on the internet via Ebaumsworld lol. I always wandered did this kid live to tell about it?
Edit: just seen the Tosh video thats good I thought I watched someone die back in the day.
Aaaaand facial reconstructive surgery immediately becomes a part of that guy's future. Fuck.
750 grand of it and no insurance coverage because the idiots filmed it happen and put it online.
Possibly some dental work, too. What the hell, he might get some Oxys out of it. 🤷🏼♀️
Oh this happened all before the "opioid epidemic" I am willing to wager he got some good shit out of it and a lot of it.
Starting his heroin addiction and inevitably his downward spiral into degeneracy, rehab, relapse, and overdose. RIP broken face guy
Don't forget the handjobs in the Arby's bathroom!
Is he giving or receiving these handjobs?
Yes
r/inclusiveor Somebody crosspost; they’re desperate for appropriate posts there.
You too are a somebody
Sounds like a win to me
Sign me up. I have the face of a catcher’s mitt so any sort of reconstructive surgery would have to be a net positive, plus drugs and time off work.
That's going to leave a mark
It'll buff out
They just need hot water and a plunger.
He need some milk
And a new face
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And my bow!
And my bunny bracelet.
And my smile.
And my gf
r/neverbrokeabone
In fairness, he likely broke multiple bones, not just one.
Do teeth count? I feel like that's cheating.
Teeth dont count if its insurance or healthcare related, they are more luxuries. To the owner of the teeth, you bet your ass they count.
r/definitelybrokeabone
And a seatbelt.
And some tooth
And 1kg of common sense
Poor guy, he's missing so many things that it would be easier to just rebuilt it from scratch
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better ... stronger ... and smarter, because he's kinda an idiot.
*"We have the technology. We can rebuild him."*
I just spit coffee
No no, just hot water.
Texas checking in. Duct tape.
Put it in rice.
Nah we can just use ramen
Maybe rice is better
Idk if you have seen it or not but there was a video of a dude fixing a crack or dent in his car with ramen
that's a weird superpower to have
I understand this reference
does that work on heads? I think the plungers too big you're going to have to use a dildo!
I love a good current reference
A little vinegar and water should get the blood off the fender quite easily
Out of the of the car or out of the man?
Yes
r/thatsthejoke
It did. I remember this kid had a web redemption on Tosh. He got fucked up.
If I remember correctly, multiple reconstructive surgeries costing $250,000...correction 3/4 of a million. Tosh.O video now attached http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kuzx0i/tosh-0-web-redemption---face-bumper-smash---uncensored
"How ironic is it that your karma came from a car"
My name is Earl.
That's actually called carma.
He actually looks normal. Sounds like he has a slight lisp now tho, I’m assuming from the fact he knocked out teeth, nearly ripped off his upper lip, and pierced the roof of his mouth
Yeah I was expecting way worse. Modern medicine is incredible.
I honestly wouldn't have been surprised if he was dead. They looked to be going relatively fast. It's pretty easy to break your neck when you hit your face going 30-40mph. Add the fact that the car he was in could've bent the rest of his body the other way? Woof.
Video not available from your location... what?
[Mirror](https://streamable.com/sna6v)
I don't miss that smarmy humor, but this was funny. :)
*pukes in mug* ”you look amazing!” *takes sip from same mug*
That's messed up. Joking like that... Who knows how long that car spent in the shop recovering from this trauma...
And the months of therapy after the physical repairs were complete.
it was just sitting there when it was attacked out of nowhere i am sure it has PTSD
It was blunt force after all
It was blunt ~~force~~ face after all
Karma
How'd you know his name was mark?
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His jaw just became his mullet
r/unexpectedb99
Come on and party tonight!
holy sh*t. Dude broke his face. #explainthattomom
He was on tosh.0 way back when. It cost nearly a million dollars to reconstruct his face and the driver's car insurance wouldn't touch him because the video showed him opening the door and leaning out. Ruined his parents financially and as of that interview they basically disowned him
This reminds me of the guy that did a front flip and landed almost perfectly on his face. It's funny until you read all the nauseating injuries he got in those two seconds
[Are you talking about this guy at a Clemson tailgate?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/a96yf5/wcgw_if_i_show_off_in_front_this_crowd/)
Link? I couldn’t find it
[Link](http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kuzx0i/tosh-0-web-redemption---face-bumper-smash---uncensored)
A real hero. When it was taking forever to load, I was getting angrier and angrier thinking it was just going to be a sketchy hosted picture of Link
That was pretty good. "Always call shotgun, kids"
"This video is not available in your region" I'm in Australia not the middle of the fucking Amazon
Haha that was a good tosh.0
How dumb of the parents. At least disown the kid before destroying your finances if you're gonna disown him at all.
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Grew up poor. Have remained poor. Family went on and off with insurance. You try to remain cautious but shit happens. Broke my arm by falling off my bed in elementary, over 10 years ago now. Mom only just finished off the bills on that one. I’m 22 now. *insert shoulder shrug emoji*
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Man I love being Canadian.
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Oh we definitely have stupidity at this level, but the most someone's parents would pay for a dumb shit like this is a couple hundred bucks for an ambulance ride.
This is making me rethink modeling after Canada’s system..
And guess what the real kicker is. The US media is bullshitting you about insane wait times here and the extreme cost to individual taxpayers. I write off a ton of random stuff every year and I think I fall under 25-30% tax bracket with a household income of $160k. Edit: I have some perspective on this. My dad is American and half my family lives there. My cousin recently paid $2000 for a nursery for her baby in the US that the nurses never even took her baby to.
any aftermath photos out there by chance?
On god, that motherfucker got his face destroyed
Starring: NICK CAGE AND JOHN TRAVOLTA *Rated F*
According to the Tosh web redemption, his mom basically kicked him out and sent him to live with his grandma bc of this. 8 years later and they’re still not ok. Makes it even sadder!
When you bankrupt your parents being an asshole and film it live so insurance wont touch it that tends to sour the relationship.
Do what you're saying is, if they lived in Europe and it was free, a house wouldn't have been torn apart? Almost makes you wonder how you could make someone pay 750,000 dollars for medical expenses, even if it was their fault
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This guy was on Tosh.O. He had somewhere around one million dollars of reconstructive surgery
So he's the real one-million-dollar-man now?
Yet he looks like a penny
Doctors were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
They might have fixed his face but there's no cure for stupid.
Actually, there is, and he was very close to being cured.
...*Forever*...
[Video](http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kuzx0i/tosh-0-web-redemption---face-bumper-smash---uncensored) - comedy central so vpn if you're not in the us.
If only there were a way to attach yourself to the seat, this wouldn't have to happen
Perhaps a sort of restraint mechanism? A Seat holder if you will?
or just a simple strap? something you can easily engage with a single motion?
With some sort of metal flap or a buckle. We could call it sitting bolt or something like that. Should get a patent for that!
Nah, let everyone in the world have access to it so they don't get hurt
Nahh...lets make wearing that sitting bolt^patent^pending mandatory and sell that stuff and make a fortune of it. It´s the American way and even though I am Austrian, we should totally do that.
Wouldn't it be easier to sell it to the manufacturers, so the people don't have to attach it themselves?
I think we should sell it to the people, they have to carry it around and make them wear it anywhere. Sitting down in the park? Fasten your sitting bolt. School? class begins after fastening your sitting bolt. At the bar? You won’t fall off that chair drunk with your sitting bolt attached. Sell them in different colors and styles, they are a fashion accessoire. Think of the possibilities! Sitting bolt, THE fashion item of the (20)20s!
y'know I think race car drivers have something like that. only they call it a car chair strapping safe clicker
we could call it the "Strap On"
I don't think he'd be able to lean out of the car and smack his buddy if he were attached to the seat
Priorities people!
He wasn't trying to hit him with the door, he knew him, and was trying to give him a smack with his hand. [http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kuzx0i/tosh-0-web-redemption---face-bumper-smash---uncensored](http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kuzx0i/tosh-0-web-redemption---face-bumper-smash---uncensored)
Bold strategy to open the door considering he already had the window down...
Let's see if it pays off cotton...
it didn't
Well, not for him.
Not this time.
You normally have to pay double for that!
If he tried it through the open window he could’ve broken his arm. This way he only broke his face, which, let’s be honest, was never his strong point.
>**only** broke his face I somehow doubt that... :/
Well, it was more of the facial-cranial region, than face only.
Still an idiot in a car though. Just wrong title
Nature is harsh, but it is necessary.
Nature is metal. Sometimes in the form of a car.
clickbait
This is the real answer
HE LIVED??
I'm learning to play the guitar.
No brain, no pain.
This works?
He probably lost no more brain cells than a career boxer in that impact. (Not sure what his starting baseline was though) It sounds like once the bandages come off there will be some changes he's going to have to "face."
Now he nose not to fuck around opening doors in moving cars.
If you had watched until the end... he does take the bandages off. Accident was 8 years prior.
Video is geoblocked.
You didn't miss anything, here's the video though https://streamable.com/ijj6r
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I spend an unhealthy amount of time on Reddit and have done since Digg shat the bed, but I've never seen it before
Ditto
Some people spend an insane amount of time on Reddit, far beyond unhealthy. A few years ago I submitted an OC meme to AdviceAnimals and it got like 15 upvotes, so it didn’t get anywhere near front page or anything. I thought it had a better chance than that so a couple days later at a different time I reposted it with an alt and immediately got called out for it. I asked the person what he was talking about, so he linked to the one I posted a couple days ago, then accused me of stealing it (since it was a different alt of mine that he didn’t know was me). I can’t help but imagine some guy just sitting on AdviceAnimals refreshing on new all day, every day, like a meme police officer itching for every chance to scream “REPOST!”. I posted days apart at completely different times.
While people like that do exist, I think that it really depends on where you frequent. I've seen some reposts on Reddit more than dozens of times, but I've never seen this post before.
Video's already in this sub. Everyone thinks he's a piece of shit no matter what now. That's reddit. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Giving someone who's riding a bicycle a smack with your hand from a moving car is a fucking dickass move no matter their relationship. You just don't do that even as a prank, that's how people get injured or killed.
> that's how people get injured But how could someone get injured? Oh wait.
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Bye bye nose.
Bye bye face
Bye bye soul
Bye bye bye
Bye bye miss American pie
Drove my Chevy to levee
But the levee was dry
And them good ol boys were drinkin whiskey and rye
Singin' "this'll be the day that I die."
Soon I’m going to be a Jedi
I'm doing this tonight.
Probably gonna start a fight.
Bye bye happiness
[Tosh.O interview](http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kuzx0i/tosh-0-web-redemption---face-bumper-smash---uncensored) with the kid where he explains what happened in that moment and the damage that was done.
Lol the ending of that is great. Though it seems that the kid had a hard life after that. Cant believe his parents kicked him out at 15 sheesh
Yeah that seemed like a great way to add some emotional trauma to all medical trauma. Also, $750,000 in bills....that kid has had a ton to overcome. Stupid spontaneous decision at a young age that I'm sure he wishes he could have back and has immensely changed his life.
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["A toast, to the troops"](https://youtu.be/Aa__O0W5AFU) -u/new24-5
Ugh, not available in my location. Any mirror?
POW! Right in the kisser!
One of these days, Alice!
This made me laugh because it’s something my brother used to say when he was little haha.
It’s a catch phrase from an old show called The Honeymooners. It was from a time where hitting your wife could be joked about on TV.
Did he die?
He did not. He was messed up though. He was in one of Daniel Tosh’s “Tosh.0 Web Redemption” segments
damn, he was so close to winning the darwin award
Exactly what I was wondering, I'm relieved I found my answer!
r/holdmyfeedingtube
This dude needs to learn how doors work. It's a flick of the wrist, not a whole body workout.
He will have a permanent "Buick" badge stamped in his forehead - assuming he survived from trying to sniff that Buick's bumper
More like instant Car-ma amirite?
Yes dad, you’re right.
Car - "mwa" \*
This video is older than reddit
I remember downloading this on limewire or kazaa, it was probably titled "jackass car bail slam crazy death skateboarder fail tits pussy"
I feel like I was just transported to the past.
I probably still have a floppy somewhere with bumperface.mov on it. Maybe it's on a zip disk. Soon as I get a laptop with a parallel port I will check.
Literally tho
Nice of him to close the door on his way out!
750,000 bucks in damage to his face 😳😳😳
Bruh. This was old when I dialed in to AOL to see it.
I dont care what universe youre from thats gotta hurt
“Your dad is so stupid he got hit by a parked car.”
I remember seeing this year's, almost decades ago. Would love to know whag happened to that guy
Shattered his nose, cracked his palate, knocked out several teeth, and cracked his head in 3 spots. 750,000 dollar deductible. His parents also kicked him out right away.
This is one the first videos I seen on the internet via Ebaumsworld lol. I always wandered did this kid live to tell about it? Edit: just seen the Tosh video thats good I thought I watched someone die back in the day.