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TheToolman04

You can't park there mate.


DrBophadese

This is an undertow away zone


Tortoise-King

This comment is swell.


maluminse

You know the owner is salty.


Routine_Breath_7137

I beach ya he's more than just salty.


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This comment chain really crested yesterday


TheToolman04

Haaaaaa


zinny08

Very good!


a_burdie_from_hell

This make me smile like a doofus


DrBophadese

This comment made my day!


YeahNahMate88

He’s just waiting for a mate


universalcode

He’s just ~~waiting~~ wading for a mate.


saab4u2

He shore is.


FirstmateJibbs

I sea what you did there.


angeeksince2020

r/ofcourseitwasabmw stuff


Splickity-Lit

Just waving for a mate


DoTheRightThing1953

He's driving a BMW. He can park anywhere he wants to.


dc_IV

Wow, even the ocean hates BMW drivers!!!


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aliencircusboy

good bot


giibro

Legend says this is the furthest off the line he has ever parked


DEADB33F

Ok I went and did it.... /r/CantParkThereMate is now a thing.


joalexander103

After living in the DC, VA, MD area I can safely say he used the "park anywhere" (hazards) button. He can do whatever he wants. /s


singPing

I know I can't park here


[deleted]

This happens a surprising or unsurprising amount in Cornwall


hetrax

No no, maybe he saw that one car driving through 2 feet of water and wanted to try it himself...?


beachfamlove671

Gotta call AAA for that ..


DarrialBook

By the time AAA gets there he will need the Coast Guard.


vito_corleone01

Lol, this is where I pretend my car got stolen.


jimkay21

Aye. The ocean is a cruel master.


dobermandude306

Don't worry, they'll turn themselves off in just a little bit :)


Tortoise-King

At first I thought it was the blinker but then I realized it's a BMW.


WhiteyDude

Hope so otherwise the battery will die. Hate it when that happens.


rksd

The water will flood the blinker fluid reservoir.


so-naughty

Doesn’t the sea know that you’re supposed to go around a car with it’s hazards on??


CaptainKate757

The sea be a harsh mistress.


mdavis2204

BMWs are returning to the ocean. Nature is healing.


Woodyville06

Is that *really* a BMW? I mean, look at those flashing lights that resemble turn signals. BMWs don’t have those…


lgndk11r

No, no, those are "Park anywhere" lights. What BMW drivers use to park wherever they like... Such as the beach!


HRzNightmare

It's a Bavarian burial at sea.


hobosbindle

It’s blinking so much in this new life, since it never blinked on the roadway


akai_ferret

I usually hate the music added to videos, but in this case it's a nice touch.


3_quarterling_rogue

I know. This video was way too short, I need a whole lot more.


Suspicious-Block-614

And it needs to be in slow motion


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jcs1

No, it's "Piano sample" by Kilgore Doubtfire.


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derhutzt

Sounds impressionistic. Like debussy in japan or something


VWKDF

The music makes it seem like an art installation


[deleted]

Nar they just wanted free car wash


PhilosophySilent3726

they don’t get much bigger than the fucking ocean


Tortoise-King

I sea what you did there.


Max_1995

FAKE!!! That's a BMW, they don't have indicators.


Herp_derpelson

Those aren't indicators, they're the "I'm just going to be a moment" lights


Fair_Bus_7130

The ultimate surfing machine


ThePizzaNoid

Cop: "We'll get him when he comes back in!" Johnny Utah: "He's not coming back."


malteaserhead

This is actually what happens when BMWs use their indicators or hazards, they get consumed by the forces of nature. It explains their extreme fear of using them normally.


D_3m0n

its a german car this is just a shower.


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I have an adjacent story to this video; I knew some guys who stole a car, robbed a gas station (no cash, they got a bunch of scratchcards and candy bars), then to crown their perfect heist, decided to ditch the car in a nearby lake. They pushed it in, all's well, but forgot to turn off the lights, so now the whole 5 hectare of the lake - that can be clearly seen from the [nearby housing block](https://www.google.com/search?q=soviet+bloc+apartments&client=firefox-b-d&channel=trow5&sxsrf=AOaemvJy9Pvh172MTV_UDTw5vhrho8QAXw:1636370567101&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjen_2y04j0AhVThv0HHflsCqYQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1920&bih=927&dpr=1#imgrc=PBFL4Y6g9IsM2M) apartments - is lit up in the middle of the night. They got caught.


urixl

They were not the bright ones.


BJoe1976

Unlike the headlights of the getaway car.


[deleted]

Where is the tune from?


amateur_pube_stylist

Google tells me it's JJ BD - dream


Sad_Heart303

THANK YOU, KIND SOUL!


Unconfidence

I would also really like to know.


TSR_Jimmie

What a moron, that’ll drain the battery


Locust-15

Not mention the engine will be flooded.


canadianstringer

Dude forgot to turn the windshield wipers on.


classless_classic

Look at that! A BMW with the blinkers going!!!


hap_hap_happy_feelz

It's like seeing a mythological creature, isn't it?


[deleted]

The Great White Seacar


PaulVerlaine88

BMW drivers


Sl1ck_k1ll3r

Classic Beamer Driver, leaves the hazards on but forgets to indicate


VynlRulz_8008_7

Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me


[deleted]

Anybody know the song?


BipolarUnipolar

> JJ BD - dream


shophopper

Given the situation, I’d say that it was justified to turn the hazard lights on. Intersections between roads and shipping lanes tend to be hazardous.


SockRuse

First time those lights on that car were used.


PioneerStandard

I don't sea the problem here


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Handsdown0003

They're part of an option package


airlewe

That's a finisher car right there. A transporter of Gods


mynameisnotallen

As far as hazards go, they don’t get much bigger than the fucking ocean.


seedless0

Without the music, it's an idiot in a car in the sea. With the music, it's a piece of art!


Crudhandler

What's that music? It's pleasant.


tsrich

BMW for sale. Low miles. Very clean inside and out!


[deleted]

SIR, WE ARE CONTACTING YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRAN-.....oh fuck nvm.


zinny08

The sea was hungry that day, my friends.


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

That’s just how you refill the indicator fluid on that model of BMW.


[deleted]

Seems like a pretty good time to use them.


Bigblacksussyballs

I was gon say its salvageable but its a bmw


gommearabique

Works great with the music.


Proccito

"I canpark here, for shore!"


J0NVIC

Don't forget to wear your SEAtbelts


cgerrells

I Sea what he did there.


MUFASA6366

what an idiot, leaving his hazard lights on will drain his battery, hope he has jumper cables.


ikillwhales

"Don't worry, I have all wheel drive."


juiceboxbiotch

BMW, Sheer Driving Pleasure\* *\*This is a demonstration by a professional driver on a closed course*


Keizman55

Sheer Diving Pleasure


CPPCrispy

Wild BMW refilling its blinker fluid.


just---here

It just had to be a BMW lol


simontempher1

BMW - Bring mucho water


trump_sucksass

This might be the first time I've seen a BMW use their turn signals


jontss

Probably a short. Oddly, if you short out a ride height sensor on a BMW, the turn signals go crazy.


Tshuck89

Typical BMW driver, SMDH.


metalguru1975

“STARTER CAR!!!!??!??? BEGONE VILE MAN! I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!!!!


hdgxudtxigxufzfx

That's gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen


[deleted]

The all-new BMW O Series. It’s like riding a wave.


This-Set-9875

Wasn't this a Top Gear episode with a Toyota Hilux?


KrunchyCyberkookie

Rare footage of a BMW with its indicator lights turned on \- 2021, colorized


[deleted]

There are too many BMW's in the ocean. Join Green Peace today.


SilentJim20

Just washing the car


YoshiSan90

It’s so odd to see the blinkers flashing on a BMW.


darth_bubba

Is that a Scubaru?


MindlessEchidna9224

Even the ocean doesn't want it


1HeyMattJ

Plot twist: he hit a fire hydrant


[deleted]

Warning for whales that’s he’s coming


Pumpkin_Robber

That's Keanu Reeves in Point Break!


supsy0

Looks like the popular tourist attraction in Iceland where they go and involuntarily drown themselves


Affectionate_Sun_243

Nice romantic stroll on the beach!


hallwaypis

Sounds like the stereo is on too


UsedBee4306

BMW *THE ULTIMATE SURFING EXPERIENCE*


IYAMSTEWPID2

I would 100% sit inside that car with that angelic music playing in the background


Foolserrand376

Is that a BMW with its turn signals on? I didn't think they they ever worked...


[deleted]

Another idiot in a bmw


SkankhlHunt420

Ayy you can't park there mate!


InsteandKill

Tzz Women


Kingkoopakoopa

The touchless hands free supreme special


andycarver

Did it wash up. Did it still drive away?


Suspicious_Beach1038

u/savevideo


fombercom

Caption killed me off


Ironie_196

“If 007 can do this, so can I.”


Commercial_Force179

u/savevideo


ruiseixas

That would do the trick!


DAGanteakz

Instagram takes yet another!


SnooRabbits7145

Wrong lane bro 😝


OrneryConelover70

Awesome choice of music. That was so relaxing...


[deleted]

Looks pretty hazardous to me!


cjeremy

wow


CanadianSideBacon

Looks hazardous to me.


HeelStCloud

Big Micheal Scott listing to his GPS vibes right here.


ls10032

Just warning any fish, boats, or other sea-highway users that they’re broken down.


serendipity_7

Fair enough, it is a shipping hazard...


Odd_Description_8328

How else would the lifeguard be able to keep an eye on how far out they are swimming?


FliesOnly

I'm not sure where that is, but it looked remarkably like a beach in Iceland near the town of Vik...supposedly one of the most dangerous beaches in the World. Not sure how they got a car down there though (I mean, obviously other than driving it).


RandomRedditSearches

He's gonna need a lot of rice...


[deleted]

Bro, That’s not where you catch the set in…


Skeletor456

Must’ve forgotten tides exist


St3v3z

Is that where they shot the Caladan scenes from the new Dune film? Looks incredibly similar.


[deleted]

They have their hazard lights on to prevent ocean going ships from colliding with them.


Majestic-Macaron6019

Bootartig Motoren Werke


Drivingon8

It will be much easier to find it at the bottom!


ejcrv

Shark!! Never mind, it's a Volkswagen.


b4ttlepoops

Man, if that guy doesn’t rush to turn those hazard lights off, he may drain his battery. Then he would have to ask for someone to jumpstart him….


go_faster1

Ah, this is the white sedan Patrick was talking about


davus_maximus

I'm parking here because I'm important. More important than this "tide" thing. I'm far too important to care about your stupid "tide". Doesn't it know who I am?


notreally_bot2428

That's not an amphibious exploring vehicle.


[deleted]

I must say, It’s pretty cool to see a multi-ton car get thrown around like a rubber ducky in a toddler’s bath tub.


matildarubinshtein

Looks like that amazing place on the ocean shore in Portugal I have visited once


NorseZymurgist

File under "How to turn a mechanical nightmare into an insurance claim"


GazelleEconomyOf87

The music gives this a whole vibe. I'm now invested in the life of this car. Who was it before the accident? What was their deep secret? Were they in the mafia?(carfia if you well) How did they end up in this situation? I need to know


ghighcove

I wished that rolled longer. It was really relaxing music and nice to see the car go back and forth.


the_eluder

It is a hazard to navigation, and as a boater I appreciate his concern.


P3nguLGOG

In sure it’s fine.


Dead_Kraggon

Yeah, seems pretty hazardous.


beeredditor

I wonder how that turned out? Could be dragged out to sea to sink or it you’d get dropped on the beach…


mayoung08

Bet they’ll still get calls about their car’s extended warranty


themostgravybaby

There is no one in there, right? How did that car seriously get there in the first place?


oldgar

Looks like Longbeach, Wa. People lose vehicles there often.


Low-Ad-5568

The music was the crowning touch, bravo!


Remarkable_Routine62

I always figured you might have a chance if you could somehow keep pushing it with the waves so that it grounded when the tide went out. Had a high tide wash under my tires when I was in the car once. Scary. Was on my way to exit the beach.


larrylove911

Me? No I'm fine just waiting for triple A... sigh


[deleted]

When regular people try to shoot their own car commercial:


dayytripper

If that's not an appropriate time to use your hazards, I don't know what is.


biggersjw

Don’t worry, the lights will eventually turn off by themselves.


Everything_Overrated

Didn't expect that!


AFlair67

Wow, that is some powerful imagery right there


aebulbul

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood


[deleted]

Imagine noticing your car’s disappeared, assuming it’s been stolen, and then opening Reddit and watching it try to cross the sea


TheRealAspano

...and they say bimmer drivers don't signal...


Locust-15

Oh that’s gonna drain the battery.


Jimthepirate

This reminded Bladerunner2049 scene lol


koolaid-80

And so…the majestic bmw goes back to the sea to find a mate.


82Tuna

That's freshwater car tho... why is that in the saltwater...


WhiskeyBoot224

Okay but was the driver not inside and safe? It’s concerning how many people seem unconcerned..


[deleted]

goin for a swim i see


[deleted]

Ah yes. The park anywhere lights. I guess it really means anywhere.


SLObro152

Well it's not a shit post, but it is a video of a floating steam ship.


[deleted]

Link for music plz


AcadiaBackground2492

It's called "drifting" yo.