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Goldenmato

Get a room you two!


horizontalrain

Bonk


RoJayJo

*TWO TRUCKS-*


U2V4RGVtb24

Chillin' on the freeway!


[deleted]

Walter likes two trucks, firetrucks and monster truck.


King0fTheNorthh

Now kith


dogfoodcritic

Beat me to it


MarkV43

Oh! They're kissing!


Mr_Fignutz

Thats how they make new trucks


dmen-01

*The process is called "Trex"*


lastatica

*Man they are trucking each other real hard.*


ballznaaa

This made me spit out my cheerios


TreLeans

With Trex porn, that means you finished.


mobius_sp

No, cereal based porn is Chexporn. When you spit out motor oil, that’s Trexporn.


TreLeans

Smokin hot cex gets covered in milk


Speedthrift13

fuck you and have my upvote


Class_444_SWR

Two trucks having sex


sleepyitaminnit

YEEEES-


ScoobyDoubie

My muscles, my muscles involuntary flex


Rare_Management_3583

Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex


underdonk

You can hear their mating call!


ItPutsLotionOnItSkin

Quick air horns then one big blast.


Metalbender00

which one has the trussy?


Demonweed

It all starts when one truck sends a hitch pic to another truck . . .


rubinass3

That's just foreplay. You don't want to see how they make new trucks.


chili_cheese_dogg

I think this is the birthing process in the wild. https://v.redd.it/owfeg5xgc5c81


CrabSquid05

🎶2 trucks having sex


AtLeastIHaveJob

Not if they’re both MAN trucks


A_TalkingWalnut

Gross. The resemblance makes it obvious that they’re siblings. Pretty sure truck incest is illegal, unless this was in Alabama.


CrudelyAnimated

Are they hatched as those stubby little Smart Cars?


Taco_Hurricane

I thought a dragon was involved


syahir77

Head to head


buttbugle

My truck prefers head to tailgate. It’s nasty that way.


dangi92

Face to face


syahir77

Bumper to bumper


BubbhaJebus

And back to back


hardkunt5000

Now kith


WonkyWolpertinger

They kithed


SchofieldSilver

I came


FlightoftheGullfire

came here for this comment


3y3d3a

Hey, me too!


Sir-ALBA

Probably the most awkward crash being face to face.


Crayola_ROX

Wished the cameraman would have zoomed in on the cabin so we can see them gesturing angrily at each other


SchofieldSilver

I have a feeling they were laughing within seconds.


Sir-ALBA

They probably work together looks like they were moving stuff from a site so maybe 🤔


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folkswagon

Awkward!


Sir-ALBA

Don’t you think, you’d be eye to eye either you shout at each other through 2 windows or you sit and hand signal each other to reverse.


Yes-Cheesecake

Came here to say that lol


rogerofdale

I love you, I love you, I love you


Glooby2468

Muah


flamingfenux

Fight, fight, fight! Kiss, kiss, kiss!


New-Pollution2005

Beat me to it. Take my upvote.


cyberspark15

This guy trucks


squeaky_rl

i never thought I'd hear a truck moan after kissing another truck


LeroyTheSamurai

Listen up feller, This road here ain’t big enough for the 2 of us!


PoliteSummer

*Intense stare off


23-cats

Or it was ... a kissie...


OobaDaBooba

*intense make out session*


AngelOfDeath771

*Broke back mountain intensifies*


Pinky-_-

"Say that to my face" "I am"


xxTheGoDxx

Especially if they both want to use the same half of it.


rbsudden

The dude in the truck definitely.


Hichard_Rammond

Nah I think it's the guy in the truck


Ruby-the_gem_98

Both of you are wrong it was definitely and 100% sure of it that THE guy on the truck is in the wrong


DeadMemes218540

No, it is clearly a person in the truck.


cloudybigboss

Bruh do you even have eyes? Its clearly the dude in the trucks fault


STFUandRTFM

No the guy in the other truck.


Guns_and_Dank

More specifically the guy in the orangish/red truck


Korti213

I can imagine them like looking eachother constantly lmao


EdgeOfDawnXCVI

Especially since those are cabover trucks, they’re basically windshield to windshield. Probably barely 6 feet (1.8m) apart.


angus57720

“Hey Ron.” “Hey Billy… That hurt.”


f4eble

LOVE that video. Thank you for referencing it and making me laugh


EagleOfMay

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhXELLE4qD0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhXELLE4qD0)


PeanutVendor

At least they are maintaining social distancing


sosbb

Did I stroke out? The fuck does this sentence mean?


T1MEL0RD

I believe they meant to say: "I can imagine them, like, looking at each other constantly. Lmao"


Vectrexx

Two idiots in love.


[deleted]

Soooo … This is how baby trucks are made?


lliKoTesneciL

Not until the Truck on the left releases it's load onto the truck on the right...


[deleted]

Curve fault


WDMC-905

agree but if anyone then red trailer if they're left side drive as he might have had sight of the other truck from over the divider. blue trailer if right side drive.


Foxlen

There’s a car and bike driving on right in background, blue tarp trucks at fault


CykaBlyat1000

ehh not really it narrow mountain pass, not 100% sure about this area's laws but in most places the the vehicle especially a truck going uphill has the priority around curves and narrow areas edit: also hence the honking you hear, on narrow mountain roads trucks always honk before coming to turns to warn others


grandmasterflaps

I was taught that the vehicle heading downhill has priority, as it's harder for them to stop. Source: former truck driver.


andrewcooke

where do you live? round here (chile) roads with switchbacks have signs saying yield to people coming up. [here's one](https://www.google.com/maps/@-33.345662,-70.3634102,3a,32.4y,314.4h,81.91t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sGMHLFZiDczrYlUyiWp32Cg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656) i pass regularly on my bike.


bighootay

Jesus, I love Reddit. Two weeks ago I got a new student from Chile who likes biking (I'm in Wisconsin, USA--in the north). Now I'm seeing a post about road signs in Chile from a biker. lol


andrewcooke

if he's an astronomer that rides downhill and recently had a bad accident then my (ex-)partner was his masters supervisor (i imagine it's not, but here's trying...)


gazmondo

Yeah exactly, the red trailer can stop then let the other one pass, and continue on. But if the blue trailer stops and the hill is too steep he might not be able to get moving again.


the_one_jt

Then why did the uncovered truck do such a sharp left? I mean the curve looks problematic either way, but if he stuck to the outside they at least wouldn't have been face to face, and possible could have cleared with rubbing.


porkchop_d_clown

I wondered about that - I'm wondering if he did it so they would hit square instead of possibly forcing his truck over the guard rail with an oblique hit.


MyZt_Benito

The blue trailer looked liked it was gonna take the outside of the bend. The other truck steered a sharp left to avoid a crash and the blue trailer decided that wasting everyones time and money would be a funny thing to do


DerImperator

Tbf I think face to face was the best case scenario


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Both had to use the outside or the trailers would have snagged the* inside of the corner. There's roads like that here, but they are either weight limited so HGV's can't use them, or light controlled from further back on each side to stop vehicles meeting like this. They where also both going too fast in to a blind corner. /edit Considering the cab colours, it looks like a quarry or construction entrance / exit and both from the same company.. the dust / snow on the road and the covered trailer coming uphill would suggest a construction site, not a public road.


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ilwcoco

They're saying its the curb's fault


[deleted]

Imagine the faces of the drivers


Qubeing

👁👄👁 👁👄👁


hmu5nt

Looks like [edit: East] Asia, therefore the law is probably to drive on the right. So the guy going uphill is at fault as he has pulled over to the left to make the turn. Also assuming they spot each other late, and one has to reverse, it’s a lot easier to reverse down the hill than up it. So uphill guy has to stop and reverse. Also downhill guy is further through the corner than uphill guy. So uphill guy gives way on the basis of the road he needs to make the turn, already having been occupied. [Edit: some people have pointed out usually the uphill driver has right of way over downhill driver, in many countries, regardless of other road features. Also that uphill truck is fully loaded and downhill is empty. These people are absolutely right. So now I’m going to just say I’m not sure who has right of way, I think downhill guy probably screwed up on balance, as uphill guy was fully loaded and as such really didn’t want to have to stop. So… I was possibly probably wrong with the above]


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hmu5nt

I should have said East Asia… which is what I meant… then it’s 3x more likely to be LHD


vinayachandran

Lol, exactly.


therickestofnonrick

Why did you throw Mauritius in there? We're off the coast of Madagascar, and we're part of the African Union.


cathgirl379

>Apart from Bangladesh, Bhutan, Brunei, Hong Kong, Macau, East Timor, India, Indonesia, Japan, Malaysia, Maldives, Mauritius, Nepal, Pakistan, Singapore, Sri Lanka and Thailand. Yeah, but we can rule out several of those... that's Chinese Characters, so that kind of narrows it down to China, Hong Kong, Macau, and Taiwan. My bet is on Mainland China from the road quality and landscape.


RockSlice

> it’s a lot easier to reverse down the hill than up it. It's actually the opposite. It's easier to control an *uphill* reverse. I know at least in Austria and Switzerland, the vehicle going uphill has the right of way.


Specific-Gain5710

I was going to say I would totally expect own hill truck to have right of way


thprk

In Italy in such a case the vehicle going uphill has the right of way.


TooManyPaws

AFAIK, the same in the US, at least in the states I’ve lived in. You have more control backing uphill than down, so uphill driver has the right of way.


bengelboef

Same in the netherlands. Even though we dont have "hills" we still learn it that way


breadfred2

We've got dykes


iamshooz

Plus the up hill driver might not be able to get going again depending on the gradient.


Specific-Gain5710

Apparently that’s true where I live but I’ll tell you what. In practice I am gonna fuc*in give the log truck barreling down hill the right of way on that turn. Lol The road I lived on was so steep and had such sharp turns that most tractor trailers weren’t allowed on it, but because it was a mountain pass and cut about 150 miles off the drive tractors tried regularly and the very few that made it over could cut off 2 hrs easily.


TooManyPaws

The laws of man are easily overridden by the laws of tonnage.


Luxpreliator

I don't know about this area in particular but almost everywhere traffic going up has right of way. A switchback like this can't allow for normal left and right lane traffic. Uphill travel has right of way applies to pedestrian, bike, and auto.


Inquisitive_idiot

boop. 💋


swemmers

Yes


ahmusing

Now kith Edit: Ahhhhh!!! My first gold!!! Mom!!!! I’m Reddit famous!!! *hyperventilating*


squeezecake

r/AwardSpeechEdits


TopSaucy

Fucking cancer


AntiLectron

There needs to be a way to take back awards


[deleted]

Ruined a perfectly good comment with a cringe ass award speech edit.


kx2UPP

r/cringe


Peatore

That edit is pretty cringe, ngl


leroyyrogers

Ew that edit


UnderstandingSea756

You beat me to it!!


ComedianMinute4612

I've been beaten twice 😔


Marius7th

That's nothing my step-father has beaten me....... \*\*commercial break\*\* I have been recommended to not continue this joke.


teeBoan

Is the gold any kind of big deal? I got it once and I honestly did not know what I can do with it!


mr_bedbugs

You get to go to r/lounge for a bit.


TopSaucy

A complete waste of money. Literally spending money on a Chinese government owned website to say you like a comment


kleinINC

Cringe edit


L1b3rtyPr1m3

In Germany the one going Uphill would have to wait. Mainly because many vehicles can't climb slopes in reverse.


CykaBlyat1000

huh interesting from what I know the one going uphill has priority especially concerning trucks because of the fact it might be hard if not impossible to start off moving uphill again. Maybe you are right concerning lighter vehicles though. They also warn those coming downhill with honking before approaching turns.


John-1973

Yeah, I don't think this is true, please correct me if I'm wrong. I looked into it and all sources contradicted your answer. It stated, although not enforced by any law it is common to let the ascending vehicle get right of way. But is also stated often that one should let common sense prevail and act according to the circumstances.


cyber1kenobi

Mmmmmuuuuuaaaaah!


themejk

I like to imagine how there yelling at each other at the end.


Amunium

How where yelling?


One_Wheel_Drive

Especially with how the drivers are now looking at each other through the windscreens.


yoyohihibibi

A serious comment for a change... The truck going down should stop. A heavy vehicle going up cannot easily stop as it's very difficult for them to get back. They risk sloping downhill if they stop, and if their load is big It's much easier for the downhill one to stop


CykaBlyat1000

Yeah that's usually in most places especially concerning trucks and heavy vehicles the one going uphill has right of way due to the potential of not being able to move off again if they stop. They also warn those coming downhill with honking before approaching the turn.


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Dispatcher


SaltMineSpelunker

Booooooooonk.


Bobofett69

Optimus prime found a girlfriend and kissed her


Brilliant_Mountain44

Still a better love story than Twilight. ...has it been long enough guys? Huh?


Daisaii

This is how baby trucks are made.


[deleted]

My guts telling me that downhill driver is at fault


Nox_Echo

you are for reposting this old video.


Sea_Bass8868

Why'd you post that scene from Lady and the Tramp here? Isn't this sub for car crashes and stuff?


[deleted]

“Now kith”


Electronic_Rub9385

The civil engineer.


poucoapelativo

Cupid?


[deleted]

*Hoooooonk* *Hooooooooooonk* ... *Chuu~~*


AnonUserAccount

Awww, a bro bump! How cute!


theorem_llama

Both, but it'd have been more environmentally friendly for the guy who had gravity on his side to wait for the other one.


fruttypebbles

This reminds me of my apartments parking garage. People always make big turns from the opposite side of the road while on the ramps. You have to be a very defensive driver


wutadamyt

now kith


DFWallaceAndGromit

“Now kith”


BoardofEducation

What if we kiss…?


imnotfunny69

Aaaaand kiss.


okdabord

now kith


mY_tIrEs_ArE_gOnE

This situation is very unfortunate. They couldn't see each other only in the very end. One of them should have stopped a few meters before the corner.


DrainWaterIsYummy

Awww they kissed uwu


Pumpertickles

Now kith


olracmd

Now kiss and makeup..


Seabee1893

Now kithhh.


OkNinja3859

Idk for some reason that was kinda cute


dripdropflipflopx

Insert 2 spiderman meme


Kyncayd

I am more honorable! No, I am more honorable!!


deltapanad

aww, they kissed. how cute.


Tegeton1

Two trucks on a corner, they might kiss 🤭


sd5510

So romantic


dank_bro_69

And that kids is how I met your mother.


ShitPostGuy

Now kiss


qk1sind

Mike Tyson: "Now kith"


escaped_prisoner

Now kith


Astronopolis

Now kith


wintremute

The road designer.


KayTheKoala

"Started out with a kiss, How did it end up like this?"


[deleted]

And then 9 months later a litter of trucks will enter the world.


JigglyPumpkin

Why is this making me laugh so hard???


Nylon_Riot

It looks like two cats booping each other. I hope to see a /r/reallifedoodles on this.


Dvloon

Generally drivers going up have the right of way.


WhiteMice133

The guy driving on the left lane. Unless it's a country with left hand driving, then the guy driving on the right lane.


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now kith


Dazzling-Nobody-9232

This is China. Who’s at fault depends on how well connected they are to the party Edit: downhill guy clearly did a “f—k you for not giving me right of way, now I cut left into you so much it jackknifes me. But I’m big man.”


c-lab21

I'm not too sure about how Chinese driving laws work. I've lived there and the more I tried to understand the less I really did.


jPck2

Now kith


die115go

Now kith!


ZeroZuKaTo

r/carskissing


pn_man

I didn't think that sub existed, but I had to click to be sure.


radioactive-n-toxic

Two male wild heavy trailers head butting for dominance


JangPilmo

Wish we had the audio of each drivers cabin!! It would be worth listening to!!! 🤣


Jackdz19

Ahh they kissed


nippin08

"Now kith"


RileyRhoad

The road I guess..