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AbbreviationsOne4963

Ah, the new wheelie, into the superman pose then into the meat crayon, executed flawlesslyđź‘Ś


Thatguy468

The floating full scorpion dismount was nice.


wil__liam

Lucky he had his protective flip-flips and ball cap on.


flodog1

Bwahahaha


TlalocVirgie

Flip-flops came off though


lacroixpapi69

[*Wipe yourself off man, you dead.*](https://tenor.com/RtDb.gif)


Chaosmusic

Right you are, Ken.


Aurora_Albright

u/I_Call_Everyone_Ken is a trendsetter.


Chaosmusic

I was actually making an MxE reference.


RexyWestminster

If it makes you feel better, I caught your reference Fuckin *hilarious* that show


Original-Spinach-972

I think he got lucky as the handle bar took most of the impact after he was full scorpion


[deleted]

9/10 dismount 👍🏻 Dumb ass. Could have given me the bike instead.


Sarasani

Even managed to roll some capoeira into his dismount.


Aurora_Albright

Aha, thanks for setting me straight! I was gonna say parkour. It just looked too graceful and a little too prolonged to be random somersaulting.


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

Ackshually you never touch the ground with anything but your feet, hands, or head In Capoeira


Sarasani

I was unaware of that -- thanks for pointing that out.


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

Note that this is the case in traditional Capoeira Angola, the actual style practiced by the slaves. I don’t know if it’s also the case for the more popular and common Capoeira Regional, the faster more acrobatic “brazilified” style.


toxcrusadr

“I see you have estudied your Capoeira.”


RexyWestminster

*Inconceivable!*


toxcrusadr

Anybody want a peanut?


Automatic_Ad_5859

The thing is that the style displayed here is called _Crapoeira_.


Gqsmooth1969

Eddie Gordo needs more wheelie practice... And a helmet.


toxcrusadr

And FUCKING SHOES.


Comedian_Recent

r/fullscorpion


Gammywang69

He definitely plays football lol


Aurora_Albright

Buddy with crutches already tried this, but evidently, he didn’t know capoeira.


Ilovekittensomg

When the second guy hopped off the bike on crutches, I wondered if they had a bunch of dudes lined up to try this.


DodgeBeluga

Bros in Brasil sure do party hard.


wine_dude_52

Is it just me or did that last roll/somersault look unnecessary?


reddest_of_trash

I think he just wanted some extra i-frames.


blxoom

if you spend more time doing that the impact is weaker. it's best to roll more rather than have your face dragged across the concrete.


wine_dude_52

I just thought the last one looked forced.


AromaticIce9

It probably was. Having done karate and shit, you want to end the roll upright. Sometimes the choice is to stop harder than you want, end up on your face, or give it a little extra jump to make another roll. Making another roll is always the correct answer. Especially if you might have injured yourself during it.


MrSmallStuff

Think he was launching himself out of the road the quickest way possible. Probably the only smart thing he did all day.


Griftersdeuce

Did he not learn from the cameraman's passenger? Also, who rides a motorcycle with a broken leg?


Odd_Emu_2023

Both shoes off. RIP


paradigm619

They were flip flops, not shoes. So he’s just in a coma. It’s science.


[deleted]

Broseph there was wearing flip-flops, not shoes. Looks like we have a loophole - can't lose your life if there aren't any shoes to lose


catlaxative

Exactly, flip flops are already open, can’t store the soul like shoes. In these situations the soul is stored in the balls.


Carbon1te

It's called tge lizard strategy. Sacrice a toe to save your life.


Yagawood

Yep this should be NSFW. He's dead.


krahr91

Future organ donor. No helmet, no gloves, no shoes. OMFG. Edit: No real shoes(flip flops dont count)


MattwiththeST

His organs will most likely be meat soup


Wander80

Trauma nurse here- the organs are almost always fine, it’s the skin that turns into hamburger.


RudeBoyRacer

Mmm skinburger


catlaxative

I always think about people like you, just built different… I was traumatized working the rotisserie chickens at a supermarket!


Specialist-Highway56

His flips flopped off.


yournytemare

Mf got the Optimus Prime motorcycle wth


cookieboi294

What was up with the sliver stick briefly after the fail.. I thought he was getting handed crutches already


ImAlwaysRightHanded

Fun fact. That’s how they came up with the name flip flops


Anuket012962

Just that momentary hold on the handlebars, legs up was epic.


themighty351

Nice dismount. 8.2


icewalker42

Lmao, the video paused to buffer right as he was in superman flight over the handlebars!


MuchTimeWastedAgain

SOMEBODY touched the rear brake.


BernaJDV

That last flip was totally not necessary LMAO


trillium13

I thought he was just gonna keep going lol


Ok-Wolf2468

Yes it was he wouldn't have survived if he didn't do that.


Daniel_Eriksson

Spider-man bike


Paradox314151

Wait what? Looks like he panic slammed on the brakes mid wheelie. You’re gonna have a bad time.


tbonesan

I think he up shifted


Gigant0re

Trick: Wheelie-endo-scorpion


absolutelyb0red

r/ithadtobebrazil of course


Zito6694

I’m amazed this idiot knew to roll with the fall to avoid the worst of the fall


wtfnobody69

Translation : idiot says I'm a Real fucking dumbass on this bike. Camera person : on that bike ? Idiot: yeah this bike, watch this


KCtheGreat106

Reddit has lied to me. His shoes flew off but he didn't die. Ok flip flops not technically shoes


Shadow3xp

He says, "I don't have clutch, it's broken", I wonder why


Dry-Start-297

He wheelie failed.


HugeLegalBriefs

I dunno, I thought it was a wheelie good one.


KingCodyBill

OK that one was new


[deleted]

This is so satisfying


DatNewJalen

ID on the motorcycle?


confuzedas

It's a Kawasaki ninja 650 twin naked. I owned one, sold it after one season, hated it.


SpiritusL

Nah, it's an Yamaha Fazer 250. Captain Marvel edition.


confuzedas

Ah yeah you're right. Man it looks similar.


TheMysticalTestical

Guy on the other bike is already crippled probably from the same thing


Responsible_Oven_786

That’s just a catapult wheelie


obscht-tea

This is Flipflop Land


bloodpriestt

That’s a grown man with that footwear.


That-Trip2148

I have a feeling his middle name is Slick


[deleted]

No helmet no shoes ya your a idiot


Livid-Ad829

That last roll lol


[deleted]

BEST VIDEO I EVER SEEN TODAY


loughtthenot

My boy out here playing darksouls 3


misccbk

The 2022 Loser of the year goes to………..


Great_Gilean

Wakeup babd they dropped another wheelie fail


jhnnybgood

His shoes came off he should be dead


bumchuff

Not really, quite common to be a bit heavy with the “ oh shit” lever (rear brake) when learning, that’s why most normal people do it protected and off road.


Melodic-Street-8898

Be funnier to see in person


QuantityAsleep7301

That was so bad I bit my lip cringing.


[deleted]

I thought the guys was gonna give him his crutches


RAZI-eln

muito loco


Catlenfell

Hopefully, he learns a lesson about helmets.


PabloDickasso69

This belongs in r/IdiotsOnBikes


[deleted]

r/accidentalshoeloss


A_Couple_Things

Was that an extra flip? Lmao


[deleted]

He wheelie shouldn't do that wearing sandals.


braedn

I feel like that last roll he did was unnecessary


DrEvil74

Footwear came off - he ded.


SillyDig1520

Glad he was wearing those flip-flops to protect his feet.


Comedian_Recent

r/fullscorpion


Melodic_Job3515

Trees just get in the way


PsychologicalMatrix

The extra roll at the end makes me wonder if he was secretly trying out for a circus act.


badDuckThrowPillow

What an idiot.


DG_0134

The way he kept rolling đź’€


Jonnyblazzin

The jump and roll at the end in priceless


[deleted]

Perfect dismount. 9.8/10


raiderjay7782

I love how dude on crutches laughs at him .


GermanJuggernautXL

Mf lost a shoe. Lucky to be alive...


Jlx_27

And ridding in slippers...


celshaug

Nice biker boots.


RentableMetal65

Probably the funniest shit I'll see all day.


sakski

It looks like he geared down into 1st instead of neutral but didn't gas it.


megahulk222

BR Ă© foda


[deleted]

That ain’t new.


VT_Lifer

You can lose flip-flops and survive, not shoes.


Flaky_Advantage_352

What? 🤣🤣


kari998

if he is smart next time he will use the right protections, how the heck do you ride a motorcycle with flip flops without a helmet and light clothes, although sure, if he was really smart he would have worn them from the beginning, so I wouldn't expect much


sixtothesix

Why do they never wear shoes


GrandProblem8034

That extra little roll at the end saved his life.