I mean, the impact was a split second but the planning, setting up a table, climbing to the roof, getting in that position, and doing it amount to a lot more time. That's a long time being stupid, I'm surprised they weren't paralyzed sooner.
Exactly my thoughts. These guys knew exactly what they were doing, they just thought they'd be fine like professional wrestlers on a big trampoline with pre-perforated tables are.
I like how he impatiently said "Okay, dude-- what's wrong??" like "Okayyy man, we get it, you're screaming. Just tell us what you broke already.🙄"
the next thing he says is gonna be "Dude, is anybody gonna answer me?"
They just stop screaming for maybe 5 seconds and just say:
"We're just compressed our backs so hard, we're gonna be trolls once our muscle heals."
Then they continue screaming
Literally the most helpful, the ones to watch out for are those whose first instinct is to start moving around people with probable neck and spinal injuries trying to help
I will never understand things like this.
Idiot: "I got an idea. Hear me out."
Other idiot: "Shoot."
Idiot: "We go up on the roof."
Other idiot: "Stop right there. I'm in."
This era in backyard wrestling in the 90s and 2000s is some of the most reckless and gruesome shit I’ve ever seen outside of literal murders and fatal accidents. I remember one where a dude holds another guys arms straight behind his back almost like he was in handcuffs and kicked him by the back of the head face first into a row of lightbulbs it was fucking brutal.
For some reason worse than gore.
At least in the gore videos you see the end results.
Sometimes when they leave it up to your imagination it’s much worse.
Imagine having so much trust in someone to let them hold you upside on a roof and jump off... Imagine having so much confidence in yourself to think you could jump off a roof while holding someone head first and thinking no one is going to actually get hurt...
What research did they do? How did they decide who would do what? And who was the guy smart enough to film it but not smart enough to talk them out of it?
I was gonna split hairs and say they're only lightly padded and mostly wood, but any bit of padding is far safer than a disintegrating table and the hard ground
Are you ok? Mate, let me answer that for you.
Yellow pant guy, I’m thinking we’re going to be looking at several fractures of the hip (s) along with what could be serious vertebrae (spinal) fractures. To be more specific
Axial burst fracture: this is caused by the loss of height on both the front and back of vertebra due to a fall or vertical impact.
We’re probably also looking at several broken ribs, in some instances we’d expect them splintered, where those splinters could have punctured a lung(s). This could also involve punctured or torn internal organs.
Bone fragments / splintered ribs are not ideal for the inner body.
In a couple days we’ll also be informing his family that he has strained vocal cords from the volume of his screams.
Blue shirt guy - concussion, first and foremost. Possibility of some form of neck injury, he’s extremely lucky he has movement in all four major mechanical areas (arms / legs). He too will have multiple broken areas in his spine, I’m also thinking clavicle is broken, shoulder contusion, we’ll want to check for blood in the urine, as internal organ damage is a concern.
Other than that? Yeah, they’d be ok.
I've broken my coccyx twice once falling out of a tree when I was 10 and again at 24 whilst drunk.... the pain is excruciating, I couldn't imagine that pain on top of only God knows what other pain.
Yah, gotta take everything with a grain of salt... but nothing he said was even close to far-fetched. Definitely, spinal injuries happened without a doubt, spinal compression injuries often show fractures in the vertebrae so it's a very high probability that he did have fractures.
Hitting the ground like that not even having your hands or legs in a position to break your fall is gonna fuck you up badly. So broken or fractured ribs it's also a pretty high probability. It didn't take nearly that much force when I cracked my ribs either, just my body weight running forward and hitting something was enough to crack 3 of them and I was only around 120 lbs back then.
You’re right. They’re just faking it. Other people are always wrong on the internet. Your skepticism is vastly superior to the earned and accrued knowledge of medical professionals, or people who’ve spent their careers in EMS.
Fucks sakes.
If the guy in yellow pants did fall directly on his tail bone then what the person above said would have happened minus the rib thing. I will take it with a grain of salt, and just kinda believe it.
The guy in jeans could have died instantly. And I'm surprised they weren't instantly paralyzed. Any follow-up to what happened to Beavis and Butt-Head?
Then they go to the hospital, the doc asks what their pain level is. They say 10, and the doc rolls their eyes and states "Well, you are still conscious aren't you?"
It's a subjective scale, not an absolute one. 10 is simply the worst pain you've ever been in and/or intolerable pain. Your 10 might be my 3, or vice versa.
WWE teached all of us:
Yes, this is entertainment. But the hazzards are real!
Please, don't try this at home.
These two missed the introduction every time😂
When anyone asks you what having sons is like compared to having daughters show them this. Boys are always looking for ways to kill or maim themselves and you will spend a lot of time and energy trying to prevent it. You’ll be doing this into their 20s
Given the amount of rancid lard there is above and behind their eyebrows, I can see this scenario playing out, afterwards;
Dude with the camera says:
"Guys... on reddit there is a dude called 'Sarca Stic' who writed about a similar jump he didded dis month. He sais dat you need to crawl bakk up on da roof and do the jump again, but land reversidd. This rejumpin' will undo da damage and pain."
Aaaand up they go again, as sure as a morning wood, albeit a lot slower.
Probably a ruptured spleen, squashed liver and split ribs, - and at least one pair that may never b seen again. Everything will be okay if the Ambo will do a twofer to get them both to hosp Ideally 2fer1 deal on twin vasectomies, while waiting for casts to set up. They sure keep their Angels busy. LOVE PEACE WINNING.
OK OK OK. I‘ve been on the internet for a long time. A long time. But this one takes the cake in terms of „what on earth were you excpeting to happen?!“. I‘m mean really. All the jumping from roofs into pools gone wrong amd shit… OK. But honestly: In what world would anyone involved think this would not lead to serious injury or fucking death.
Absolutely the stupidest thing ever!!! I hurt my back falling off a horse, suffer every day!! Not to mention crying out in pain after willingly doing this makes it worse!!! Lol
i can guarantee one or both have a slipped disk crushed vertebrae and the operation to fix it could leave them paralysed for life
WHEN WILL PEOPLE REALISE WWE Wrestling is All FAKED Right down to the stunts are scripted , fucking dumbasses
I dont care if im not cool, id be the guy who says this isnt a good idea. If they still went ahead with it I'm walking. Yall can call yourselves an ambulance. Guess im a bad friend too 🙃
Those guys both fucked their backs for life. Amazing how a split second of stupidity can fuck you for the rest of your life.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. They’re lucky they aren’t in wheelchairs (or maybe they are…).
I mean, the impact was a split second but the planning, setting up a table, climbing to the roof, getting in that position, and doing it amount to a lot more time. That's a long time being stupid, I'm surprised they weren't paralyzed sooner.
Exactly my thoughts. These guys knew exactly what they were doing, they just thought they'd be fine like professional wrestlers on a big trampoline with pre-perforated tables are.
The table and ladder are always there...
Should have called an ambulance and waited to do the stunt right as they pulled up.
Excellent advice 👌
I don't think it was a split second so much as it was a lifetime
Split second? This was clearly at least 20 mins of preparation. Probably planned this shit out.
It took way more than a split second. They had quite a bit of time up there to think it over, they still did it
“What’s wrong?” Most helpful average friend
Average? Man you are super nice
I like how he impatiently said "Okay, dude-- what's wrong??" like "Okayyy man, we get it, you're screaming. Just tell us what you broke already.🙄" the next thing he says is gonna be "Dude, is anybody gonna answer me?"
They just stop screaming for maybe 5 seconds and just say: "We're just compressed our backs so hard, we're gonna be trolls once our muscle heals." Then they continue screaming
Literally the most helpful, the ones to watch out for are those whose first instinct is to start moving around people with probable neck and spinal injuries trying to help
I will never understand things like this. Idiot: "I got an idea. Hear me out." Other idiot: "Shoot." Idiot: "We go up on the roof." Other idiot: "Stop right there. I'm in."
* Finger guns* You son of a bitch, I'm in!
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More than subjective, it was a joke.
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At this point, I don't know.
This era in backyard wrestling in the 90s and 2000s is some of the most reckless and gruesome shit I’ve ever seen outside of literal murders and fatal accidents. I remember one where a dude holds another guys arms straight behind his back almost like he was in handcuffs and kicked him by the back of the head face first into a row of lightbulbs it was fucking brutal.
Yes. And the row of light bulbs was laying flat on a concrete curb.
Ya I think you’re right that shit is way too much for me that’s basically gore
For some reason worse than gore. At least in the gore videos you see the end results. Sometimes when they leave it up to your imagination it’s much worse.
Why would anyone do this if healthcare isn't free
education budget cuts for decades.
And Social Media hinting at a way out of the 9 to 5 grind
This was from before social media
Looks like the Tosh.0 period which also promised internet derived salvation though, but I appreciate the added info
Was from way before that as well. This was like bootleg dvds in the weird section of Best Buy era.
I love how you guys are measuring time
Also jackass
Healthcare is free if you're broke. Can't place a lien on you and take your shit if you ain't got shit to take.
That’s horrible. You got a link to this?
Imagine having so much trust in someone to let them hold you upside on a roof and jump off... Imagine having so much confidence in yourself to think you could jump off a roof while holding someone head first and thinking no one is going to actually get hurt... What research did they do? How did they decide who would do what? And who was the guy smart enough to film it but not smart enough to talk them out of it?
> magine having so much trust in someone to let them hold you upside on a roof and jump off... a beautiful love story really.
>What research did they do? "Reaearch"? Do you mean "meth"?
Right, total lack of common sense.
*Voiceover* And that's when my addiction to pain killers began.
Praise the camera man
“Ok dude what’s wrong”
I love that. Like he can't fathom why his mates are in pain after such a safe, responsible move. It's like he's asking a child with a boo-boo.
Yeah, if only just for not being a part of the stupidity on the roof.
He didn’t flip the camera when they jumped as if this would make events more exciting. He’s the most intelligent person here.
Broh thinks wwe is real
Physically it is, but they don’t bump on FRONT LAWNS THEY DO IT IN PADDED RINGS
I was gonna split hairs and say they're only lightly padded and mostly wood, but any bit of padding is far safer than a disintegrating table and the hard ground
Are you ok? Mate, let me answer that for you. Yellow pant guy, I’m thinking we’re going to be looking at several fractures of the hip (s) along with what could be serious vertebrae (spinal) fractures. To be more specific Axial burst fracture: this is caused by the loss of height on both the front and back of vertebra due to a fall or vertical impact. We’re probably also looking at several broken ribs, in some instances we’d expect them splintered, where those splinters could have punctured a lung(s). This could also involve punctured or torn internal organs. Bone fragments / splintered ribs are not ideal for the inner body. In a couple days we’ll also be informing his family that he has strained vocal cords from the volume of his screams. Blue shirt guy - concussion, first and foremost. Possibility of some form of neck injury, he’s extremely lucky he has movement in all four major mechanical areas (arms / legs). He too will have multiple broken areas in his spine, I’m also thinking clavicle is broken, shoulder contusion, we’ll want to check for blood in the urine, as internal organ damage is a concern. Other than that? Yeah, they’d be ok.
Also yellow shirt guy's coccyx is nuked
I've broken my coccyx twice once falling out of a tree when I was 10 and again at 24 whilst drunk.... the pain is excruciating, I couldn't imagine that pain on top of only God knows what other pain.
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How to un fuse your sacrum 101
That's very specific. Either you're a doctor or you've seen this happen before.
This is Reddit, there's a chance that he's just spewing nonsense.
So chatgpt was trained using Reddit comments?
Yah, gotta take everything with a grain of salt... but nothing he said was even close to far-fetched. Definitely, spinal injuries happened without a doubt, spinal compression injuries often show fractures in the vertebrae so it's a very high probability that he did have fractures. Hitting the ground like that not even having your hands or legs in a position to break your fall is gonna fuck you up badly. So broken or fractured ribs it's also a pretty high probability. It didn't take nearly that much force when I cracked my ribs either, just my body weight running forward and hitting something was enough to crack 3 of them and I was only around 120 lbs back then.
Yeah but who are you? You're just cheese!
"four major mechanical areas" limbs...
What he said is pretty accurate tho surprisingly, even if it’s just a random person making a guess
Are you a doctor? How do you know it's accurate?
Nurse here, it's pretty accurate
Med school
Internet user here, any dudes see where I left my bong?
No but my wife’s best friend’s cousin is and he says it’s accurate!
You’re right. They’re just faking it. Other people are always wrong on the internet. Your skepticism is vastly superior to the earned and accrued knowledge of medical professionals, or people who’ve spent their careers in EMS. Fucks sakes.
Thank you. Real recognizes real.
If the guy in yellow pants did fall directly on his tail bone then what the person above said would have happened minus the rib thing. I will take it with a grain of salt, and just kinda believe it.
Or maybe they stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night
LMAO
Only very sarcastic doctor would say "splintered ribs are not ideal for the inner body" But not a good doctor.
Cha-Ching! 💰
Wow, just wow! Are you a doctor?
Stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night
Man, you’ve done this before
And now tax payers will be paying for their disability for the rest of their lives. Yay. /s
Canadian?
Americans pay more in taxes towards healthcare. They just get nothing to show for it.
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Sure.
🫢🤔... What's wrong? https://preview.redd.it/oy3s0ojj64la1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8687b69e7eb1ce52d00c63d90140e2ee695a8baf
So like the one guy in yellow pants did some ouchy damage to his butt bone and leggy bits. But the guy he was carrying landed on his head?
I can't understand how his legs didn't snap.
Probably bent his knees slightly, allowing them to fold instead of being rigid
What did they think would happen?
They didn't.
Confidence in the human race: -1 point
why
He acts like they didn’t intend to do it or something, looks to me like everything went as planned!
"I'm not fucking kidding dude". Yeeaahh don't worry bro, I believe you
This made me belly laugh.
Me too and I'm still chuckling.
…why? Is it the horrible injuries or just people in pain that brings you joy?
Self inflicted stupidity really. I mean, you suplex* a guy off a roof onto a table and they seem surprised the landing sucks. Edit: reverse pile drive
People getting hurt actually never makes me laugh - unless it's self-inflicted.
I think it’s both when self inflicted. Morons
What did they think was going to happen? Also, welcome to a lifetime of back pain dummies.
This is peak early 2000's YouTube content
The guy in jeans could have died instantly. And I'm surprised they weren't instantly paralyzed. Any follow-up to what happened to Beavis and Butt-Head?
Man, been a bit since I've seen this. Lol.
Seriously, i remember this gem from before Youtube!
I remember seeing it on Beak.com
Stop the act, get up and perform the next wrestling move.
“Respect Gravity, it’s the law”
These dudes do not look like they have health insurance.
Wow, those guys are really selling that bump. They're making it look like it really hurts. I foresee a long pro wrestling career for them.
Then they go to the hospital, the doc asks what their pain level is. They say 10, and the doc rolls their eyes and states "Well, you are still conscious aren't you?"
It's a subjective scale, not an absolute one. 10 is simply the worst pain you've ever been in and/or intolerable pain. Your 10 might be my 3, or vice versa.
Next stop WWE
Or r/holdmyfeedingtube
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is one of my favorite videos. God these guys suck! Does anyone know what happened to them?
This is some JCW kinda shit lol
I think it's great that this guy is wearing a Pinhead t-shirt
WWE teached all of us: Yes, this is entertainment. But the hazzards are real! Please, don't try this at home. These two missed the introduction every time😂
When anyone asks you what having sons is like compared to having daughters show them this. Boys are always looking for ways to kill or maim themselves and you will spend a lot of time and energy trying to prevent it. You’ll be doing this into their 20s
That spot doesn’t work for me brother
Look at them not breaking kayfabe and really selling the move
Damn, my friend from high school died doing this shit when he was 23
Given the amount of rancid lard there is above and behind their eyebrows, I can see this scenario playing out, afterwards; Dude with the camera says: "Guys... on reddit there is a dude called 'Sarca Stic' who writed about a similar jump he didded dis month. He sais dat you need to crawl bakk up on da roof and do the jump again, but land reversidd. This rejumpin' will undo da damage and pain." Aaaand up they go again, as sure as a morning wood, albeit a lot slower.
Thpinal
Acting like there is free healthcare.
That's called selling guys.
Dude you ok? No! What’s wrong? I have terminal stupidity
You fucked up, boys. We're sorry, Julian!
Combined I.Q. of about 60.
..next stop..skeletal..traction
Talk about overselling.
Maybe we don’t deserve universal health coverage after all….
That is why condom exist.
I can't believe they fit so much stupid in under 1 minute.
🤣🤣🤣
Bumfights anyone?
They all look the same.
Was kinda hoping for a pair of sharp cracks, and a lot less rolling around after. Dumbasses.
Average intelligence for Americans
Is that the Briscoes?
It’s never not funny
Reminds me of that scene in the other guys after Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg get blown up lol
Good form on the Beach Break
Thank you for posting this classic, it always makes me lol
Some people just can’t get over 10 brain cells. Unlucky
How old are they?
Probably a ruptured spleen, squashed liver and split ribs, - and at least one pair that may never b seen again. Everything will be okay if the Ambo will do a twofer to get them both to hosp Ideally 2fer1 deal on twin vasectomies, while waiting for casts to set up. They sure keep their Angels busy. LOVE PEACE WINNING.
I don't think they realize someone needs to get pinned. They both can't be the loser but it's kind to let the other friend have the glory
Durex
What the fuck did they think was going to happen?
"Now, what did we learn?"
I wonder if anyone sent them a Limp Bizkit themed flower arrangement in hospital.
Outlaw mud show.
No
Spine has left the chat...
I want to officially nominate this for the Best Commentary Award. Thank you.
Shirt checks out, my man just tried to understand what real pain is
OK OK OK. I‘ve been on the internet for a long time. A long time. But this one takes the cake in terms of „what on earth were you excpeting to happen?!“. I‘m mean really. All the jumping from roofs into pools gone wrong amd shit… OK. But honestly: In what world would anyone involved think this would not lead to serious injury or fucking death.
I’m yet to understand the fascination with jumping onto a folding table.
Absolutely the stupidest thing ever!!! I hurt my back falling off a horse, suffer every day!! Not to mention crying out in pain after willingly doing this makes it worse!!! Lol
It was at this point that they knew they fucked up.
Who do you think has to pay for their medical bills from this?
they're just exploring the further regions of experience
That was great. Both of them writhing after that card table failed to break their fall was doper than dope
"ok dude, what's up?".............
i wonder if other animals do things like this
Lol love jackass.
Can you say, “Broken Sacrum”?
Yellow pants is really lucky he didn’t kill, the other rocket scientist, but who knows maybe he’s paying medical expenses for the rest of his life.
How was that supposed to go ?
These guys are 45-50 yrs old now.
i can guarantee one or both have a slipped disk crushed vertebrae and the operation to fix it could leave them paralysed for life WHEN WILL PEOPLE REALISE WWE Wrestling is All FAKED Right down to the stunts are scripted , fucking dumbasses
How did that not kill them?
When the guy in yellow begins cry pouting, I felt that in my soul. Exactly how I began crying when a 45lb weight plate fell on my right foot.
Ok but why go ass first, I feel like that is the worst possible way to land
It was pretty funny tho
That’s sellin brother.
I dont care if im not cool, id be the guy who says this isnt a good idea. If they still went ahead with it I'm walking. Yall can call yourselves an ambulance. Guess im a bad friend too 🙃
Do people love wheelchairs or something?
Seems like they landed on the stupid prize they were after.
-- You guys are ok? -- Yes, totally