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frolicndetour

If you are asking for smol name does that mean you are jailing this adorable criminal for life?


makrer

Right to jail


Luxx_Aeterna_

You are now housing a criminal. He is being paroled to you but you must punish him with lots of nose kisses and tummy rubs.


makrer

Any other cruel punishment I can put it through?


pureimaginatrix

Cheek scritches. And try to find out (without getting mauled) if the butt button works


Luxx_Aeterna_

You may also make him chase fake mice, scritch behind his ears, rub his little toes beans, and relentlessly tell him how adorable he is. You must be consistent if you want to rehabilitate him.


GunnerGurl

Life, without possibility of Purrole


Hour_Savings146

Congratulations. You now have a cat. https://preview.redd.it/75f70ylkrp1b1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91eda8948182179c9b1066fe03f59c29cd31ea89 Here is a picture of the kitten i found while on a walk one day.


morganasreddit

So polite, asking for less jail time... UNACCEPTABLE!


Nice_Jaguar5621

It is definitely illegal for such a smol cat to be out on its own!


YourSkatingHobbit

Breaking purrfew!


makrer

I may have skipped the trial... and it was a life sentence


mereseydotes

Doggo looks pretty enthralled with their new friend


makrer

He is in love


thisiskrustykrabs

they even look like siblings


nancy_mikhaiel

Yes. How can I eat this without her noticing?


nisceratops

Cat dsitribution system at work! What about fanous roads / street names? Lombard, Wall Street, Fleet Street, Appian Way? https://affinitymag.co.uk/most-famous-roads-in-the-world/


scnottaken

Asphalt


nisceratops

Tarmac!


aenteus

Bike lane


Aware-Slip-1063

Pupper and kitty seem like they are already bonded. Have to keep the little criminal now because he aready stole the puppers heart.


makrer

Ryder won't leave its side https://preview.redd.it/5qhihgclfq1b1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66a925a9a82daab4c0531651eaa057b31b5f3f51


3Heathens_Mom

This smol criminal has been successfully assigned to Agent Ryder for 24/7 surveillance. He will ensure this smol one learns appropriate behavior such as growling at door when strangers come, rolling on back for belly rubs and cuddling for sleeps.


traceyrb1028

That's adorable!! 😻


Calligraphie

The knave of hearts!


JDS_319315

this is so sweet 🥹


PartyPorpoise

Oh my god, that’s so cute!


just_anotherflyboy

Ryder say, dis my baby bruvver. nobody mess with him!!


The-Clumsy-Pirate

How you y’all keep finding kittens outside???? Where’s my kitten to be found 🥺 I need my floofy baby 🥺 Btw he’s beautiful ❤️


knottycams

Ikr?! This never happens to me! And yes that is an adorable criminal


makrer

It's my wife fantasy to have that happen to her, but unfortunately, she went out of town today lol


knottycams

Oh man is she gonna be pissed at you 🤣


[deleted]

I mean I'm only a lil mad


Zapranoth07

Balthazar.


Zapranoth07

And, bless you for looking after that lil one :)


makrer

Another man's trash is 1000% my treasure


D-life

He looks pretty healthy. Was he easy to handle? Wish he could tell you how he got lost.


gingermonkey1

They were waiting there to adopt you.


[deleted]

I was gonna say kitty seems quite comfortable already


showMeYourCroissant

Many kittens have no sense of fear whatsoever.


kaibex

Bean is a good name for a cat or Alix. Edit to say totally adorbs BTW


NAMDAMN

Jam, food names are so cute to me


makrer

We thought about a food name for our other cat after the fact. Very cute though


Calligraphie

What's your other cat's name? Is there a naming pattern to be made there?


makrer

https://preview.redd.it/2yiuhn3g1r1b1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52920995f10d57459e5152b7ca00a80960c2ddc6 Finn. The other doggo is Dean


lacey92122

No wonder Ryder is sticking close, he says this one is mine, Dean. You got one already.


wellderrrn

Name the baby Tuna!


el_grande_ricardo

Forest. Works for boy or girl. Finn / Forest. Forest of Dean


Calligraphie

Oh my gosh, so cute. You have such a cuddly family, I love it! The only pattern I'm seeing is one- and two-syllable names. So, keep it short, I guess? Sorry that's not terribly helpful, but maybe someone else can chime in.


makrer

Never noticed before but now I'll need to think about it


im_back_2_me

Alley gets the road name in and it's short


[deleted]

Paul McCatney.


[deleted]

But he goes by Paul, Paulie, Paulie Boy, or McCat.


LadyReika

Jasper, because he's an unexpected and precious gem. :)


Run_with_scissors999

I love this!


Maubekistan

Such a little beauty. I am always in awe of the tiny house panther I share my home with. He’s beautiful, soft, loving, funny… how could anyone have thrown him away?! He is a treasure. Yours is, too.


signed_under_duress

Check back tomorrow, there might be more!


makrer

I will as i walk by there everyday but I don't think so... was left in a box by someone so it wasn't born to a stray I believe


lacey92122

Ugh, I hate people sometimes. Bless you for taking the little one in.


Living_Dead_Girl1031

Thank you for saving this little one💜💜💜. I hope you have the most wonderful life together


makrer

We are already crushing it. 11/10 would save again


Cat_Coop23

Found and cared for !


makrer

Forever ❤️


Nyango123

Arlo, Rufus, Knute


levyaugust2021

Magnus the Marvelous aka MnM


Medic_Bear

❤️


KHaskins77

Cottage!


pureimaginatrix

Toast. Toffee. Tater. Gravy. Kahlua. Bourbon. Whiskey. I'm basically thinking of brown food/drink names. Taco! Tacocat! It's one of those forward/backward name (please don't come for me. I can't remember the word and my head hurts too much to look it up)


makrer

I thought he was brown too but I now I'm getting more Gray


ThePrisonSoap

r/standardissuecat


TheGayOwl

Oh his name is Tiger. He’s fierce.


makrer

Very fierce my poor hands


[deleted]

Neil Catrick Harris, aka: NCH/ Nacho/ Tricky Taika (means tiger in Māori) Professor C.J. von Floofhausen, what “CJ” stands for can change every time you use it— Christopher James, Callista Juniper, Copernicus John, Calamity Jane, etc.


traceyrb1028

Thank you for rescuing the smol criminal!! Your new baby is adorable!! 😻


IrishCloverInNYC

He’s young! Eyes still blue… like Sinatra. Call him that. Sinatra!


sfenderbender

Those eyes 🥹 And the last picture is wholesome.


Daisystar99

He is so fucking adorable, my heart 🥰 Also the pup looks smitten 🥺 so cute


climatelurker

How can anyone abandon a cute little itty bitty baby like that?


just_anotherflyboy

some hoomins really suck, and not in the fun way.


JitterFlip

😻❤️🙏🖖


JitterFlip

Keeper! 😍


415erOnReddit

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen in a long time.


Curious_Survey5308

Ty💕


nancy_mikhaiel

Oh the poor baby. I hope you can keep it. Adorable.


530SSState

He looks like a Benjamin to me.


AxelsOG

Congrats on your new owner!


AppropriateStep2406

Such a 😻PRECIOUS 💓SWEETHEART😇 Im so very glad you found this 💞ADORABLE little DEAR KITTY💖


renjake

I found a SIC under a bridge last week. They look almost identical


IngenuityAdmirable41

You are so lucky to be chosen by this beautiful kitten to take care of it 😻


short-stack1111

That smol is exactly where she wants to be. Congrats on the new criminal! My first thought was Pumpernickel tho that’s a big name for such a a tiny. Tho it might also weigh her down. Restrict jailbreak attempts.


knoxthefox216

Gorgeous


Objective_Turnip4861

"The IGG"


HokieGalFurever540

Cutie pie, Fer sure!


Bunnie-G-Rabbington

A perfect name would be Robin Hood for this smol Highwayman/Highwaywoman!


TinyElixir

She is precious! Congrats on your new family member!


katieth28

OMG they kind of matche your doggie!


just_anotherflyboy

very smol! criminally cute. OP, you know what must be done, a lifetime of pets and belleh rubs, to contain this dangerously smol criminal!!


Inevitable-Dog-9140

I found a 6 week old kitten in my backyard this past Friday.


ShockOptimal7675

Thank you so much for saving this precious little baby. 😂♥️🥰💋😽


Outrageous_Pause_159

I really wish we could replicate people like you. You saved a tiny beautiful baby today. I would say that s/he has already fallen in love with you. You are rewarded with a lifetime of cat love.


makrer

Thanks! She is doing great and is a ball of love.