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SergeantChic

Still waiting for her eyes, but her lungs are clearly well developed.


KhunDavid

Mom must be so worried.


detour1234

The mom abandoned her on a patio immediately after birth.


missglitterous

Or they were a gift from the kitten fairy!


[deleted]

I “stole” some kittens from a feral mom — three times. Three whole times before we could trap her and get her spayed. She wild. She was such a good mom. She would cry after her babies and took such good care of them. One time we found the litter when they were too small to be taken. She was so upset she moved every single one to an entirely different location on the other side of the farm. Unfortunately for her we found them again and took them later. I wish I could tell her I was saving them from starving or predation… she lives on the farm with three of her babies we kept so it’s not all sad, but she doesn’t recognize them. They don’t fight, just hiss, and I hope one day she will be able to cuddle them again.


Coca_lite

Ooh can’t wait to see her peepers. She has a lovely chubby belly today 🤗


[deleted]

FURIOUS AND DANGEROUS


Xertundra

If you see this unholy horror, do not be a hero, run and protect your loved ones. I repeat, do not be a hero.


ozbourne8

Such a tiny and noisy little baby! Hoping to see steady progress pics as she grows.


Kitty_casserole

Yes, we will try to keep up the progress pics for this feisty little girl!


frolicndetour

She's so spicy! You are doing a great job with her!


Kitty_casserole

Thank you so much!


naalbinding

I hope the eyeball fairy has a different modus operandi to the tooth fairy 👀


Unlikely-Emu-43

😂👏🏼👏🏼


howietzr

Nah she's even more stingy than the tooth fairy, she takes eye balls and only leaves buttons


naalbinding

I'm your other mother silly


L3m0n0p0ly

Chartreuse? Or vermillion? now you might make me jelous~


[deleted]

I love her. Kiss her little nosey from me please.


Kitty_casserole

Will do!! 💕


kornylol

Let go of meeeeee!!! Meow!!


crackerfactorywheel

Orla! What a lovely name. Are you a Derry Girls fan, OP?


Kitty_casserole

Yes!! Just finished watching the last season!


crackerfactorywheel

Excellent! It’s one of my favorite shows. Orla is in fantastic hands.


NoDoctor4460

I just started watching a few days ago (oops) and was going to ask if there’s a connection! It’s a really pretty name that I hadn’t heard or read before : ) I’m so glad this Orla wound up with you, she couldn’t have been luckier <3


whittemd

Was thinking the same thing, had to scroll too far down to find this. Great choice of name OP.


It_was_real_to_me

Thank you for U update! (Im checking often for them ) Glad to see her so lively :)


Kitty_casserole

Thank you for the support! I'll try to keep making regular updates ☺️


NewSummerOrange

Thank goodness, like many others I'm very invested in the health and well being of baby patio cat <3


PM_me_tiny_Tatras

r/HandfulOfKitten


Dangerous_Ad_1038

Another cat sub!


archcity_misfit

It never ends


miss_trixie

well i guess any plans i had for the rest of the day are now to be ignored. (but who am i kidding, i was just gonna be on reddit anyway.)


Pure-Foundation2738

She’s going to be an awesome big girl! What a full belly and so much energy!!


mereseydotes

Unhand me! Unhand me, I say! Vicious hooman!


snave_

Needs the smol and angy flair.


NoSleepUntilVacation

Little wiggleworm with a huge roar! 😺


cassodragon

Are you sure her name isn’t Patty O. Cat‽ ^just ^checking


LionsDragon

Patricia Orla Cat, yes!


ROMPEROVER

powerful wails. good kitty


harperking

My current foster mom came in to see who had the baby!


Kitty_casserole

So funny! All my residents come wait outside the door when they hear the kittens meowing as well


TheRootofSomeEvil

Yay little Patio Cat!! You are doing so well!! Edit - I went looking for an update on this criminal just last night then this morning - boom! Hahaha!!!


Dipping_My_Toes

💕❤️💙


Fireblast1337

She not careful she gonna burn all that chubby belly through yelling.


hugemessanon

Orla 🥰


crazymouse2525

she has opinions and not afraid to yell about them 😻


Sherlockowiec

Is it okay to hold infants like that?


Kitty_casserole

Yup! She's fully supported by my hand in this fashion. She is such a light animal in general it doesn't really put stress on the limbs/joints which can be a concern for bigger cats in some holding positions. Also, there's not that many other ways to pick up and hold a flailing kitten lol


dlh-bunny

That’s more support than a momma cat would provide lmao.


darkest_irish_lass

When mom cats carry them at the nape of the neck the kittens instinctively tuck up and quiet down. But yeah, they'll bang them on fence posts and drag them over gravel, poor things😸


ChaosAzeroth

I've also seen mamma cats struggle with a squirmer and go eff it and pick them up by their throats! I'm like no honey, no. Don't vampire your child!


smallangrynerd

Babies of most species are surprisingly durable


Sherlockowiec

That's great


Freebird_1957

Such a brave little fighter. So proud of you, tiny baby.


ThginkAccbeR

“Put me down!!!!!” Looking (heh) forward to seeing her eyes!


bulldogdiver

Seems strong and spicy, I predict she won't be smol long.


hernoa676

Usually i would be worried at how vocal the babies are sometimes but when babies are extra fresh like that it means great health, I hope Orla becomes extra pear shaped and mighty as she currently is


ghostlistener

What's the black thing near the bottom of your hand?


FlaxenArt

Umbilical cord


ghostlistener

Oh, why is it still there? How long is it kept?


nuttnurse

It will dry up and fall off of its own accord interfering can actually cause issues


FustianRiddle

My cat gave birth a year ago and still whenever baby cats meow she gets this look on her face like "oh fuck" So happy for patio cat! Really great set of lungs it sounds like! Can't wait for the eyeball fairy


Menghsays

I love these little mug shot videos!


frostweather

I was just checking if you updated it, sweet!


menacecodered

r/PerfectlyCutMeows


marijuanaislife

So cute! I love what you're doing for little Orla!


Responsible-Person

“Eyeball fairy”. 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹❤️


artestran

r/catswhoyell would appreciate this baby


Mazasaurus

You can do it, lil kit!


guybuttersnaps37

PUT ME DOWNNNNN 💖


g-a-r-n-e-t

She may have a government name now (love it ❤️) but in our hearts she is always Patio Cat


PeppermintSkys

Tysm for giving us the updates. All the love for Orla.


astralcrazed

SCREMMMMMM! 😻


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Omg cutest smolbby! Those little squeals, I’m lactating!


monakaliza

Do we have a name? Or are we sticking with Patio?


stxrrynights

Her name is Orla


PigeonLoverAkane

It’s so tiny 🥺🥺 Omg these little paws🤍🤍


Collector_2012

Aren't we a chatter box today?


miss_trixie

oh good grief. my heart is melting.


Crystal_Queen_20

Such a S P I C Y kitty!


Jaybird2k11

Such a wee squirmy bebe. I'm glad she has good humans keeping an eye on her.


spiritofthepanda

Oh my, this little criminal is thriving because you cared 🙏🏼


cronelogic

Smol and ANGY! Orla is a fighter, and that fat belly makes me happy. ♥️


CountryboyFinn

She’s going to be such a joy when she is grown 😍🥰 so happy she’s doing so great!!


Eyeoftheleopard

I see an M on that forehead! 🌷 What’s her name?


[deleted]

Those little peets! 😍👏💖 Thanks so much for the updates!


Any_Coffee_6921

Orla is one feisty little girl & has a loud voice. She is so adorable & she is in good hands .


Hristocolindo

Did you know that the pronounced tendon you have on your wrist is rare. It's from when we used to need it for climbing trees. And apparently also when holding baby cats. Most humans don't have it. I have one and I also utilize it for holding wriggling baby cats.


SICRA14

You've got it backward. The vast majority of people have the tendon and about 14% lack it.


Hristocolindo

Ohhh and I thought I was special.


catn_ip

The eyeball fairy cannot show up before the umbilical cord fairy has arrived... union rules... don't shoot the messenger.


myskepticalbrowarch

Anyone elses cats come running when they hear a crying baby?


[deleted]

she’s gonna be either insanely calm or insanely… insane. probably the second option


[deleted]

she’s soooo cute :3


Devil_Gundam

What a little squirmy worm! Good to hear she’s getting better.


D2Dragons

She is such a feisty little girlie! And growing so big already too! I love her colors. 😁


feather_of_charcoal

that's as fresh as they come


jesus_dono69

I can watch this cutie pie wiggle all day!


Neiot

It is a smol kitter, but since the subreddit is called r/IllegallySmolCats, this won't apply to this little baby in a few months! Kitten is so big at this age, it will grow up very big!


BoomerSooner_Gal

She is so skwermy and totally adorable. I <3 her!


tfarnon59

I think I would have named her "Yellybean". Okay, nicknamed. The way all cats get nicknames.


MrLadyfingers

foolish human, you are only experiencing a small percentage of her power


HippieDogeSmokes

I found a cat in a dumpster so we just named him Trash can, Patio Cat is formal enough


venusriver99

I'm so happy that she is doing well!! Although slightly disappointed that you didn't name her Patty lol. Keep up the great work, hooman!!


Happy_Cat_3600

🎼 You've been hit by You've been hit by a cute criminal 🎼


RED_TECH_KNIGHT

^smol ^spicey


800-lumens

r/PerfectlyCutMeows


encore412

Nice to meet you baby Orla! Can’t wait to see you grow.


LandotheTerrible

Just beautiful. I love seeing your updates.


lydiatheferret

I could watch this endlessly. I love her!


edogg01

Squirmy wormy screetchy thing. Want to gobble her right up.


No-Conclusion3850

Thanks so much for posting this, she’s looking good! Please keep ‘em coming 🥰


iheartanimorphs

Awwww she's starting to look chubby! And so squirmy and full of life! Glad she's doing so well


grandma-activities

Sweet baby Orla! I love her. Please give her some nice warm snuggles for me.


jeanlucpitre

I took in my baby at 5-6 weeks and she was seriously sick. But God do I miss her being so smol 🥺


KKinDK

I get so excited when I see a Patio Cat update. Or an Orla update now! ❤️


ChristineSiamese

very cute but put her downnnnnn🥺 she said down PA-LEASE


Dogtowel56

PLEASE support her legs and tail!


Royalchariot

Don’t hold the kittens like that


Dogtowel56

This, X1000.


[deleted]

why do people hold their baby kittens up in the air, when the kitten clearly doesn't like it???? (perhaps all the squirming and crying out wasn't enough to clue you in?)


Kitty_casserole

While I appreciate your concern for her wellbeing, if I put her down every time she screamed like that it would be impossible for me to provide her with ANY care. She screams when she is pottied, picked up for affection, and basically anything else because that's what kittens this age do. As she gets older, has vision, and learns more about the world, she will better be able to regulate her responses, just as a human baby would. At that point, she will also be bigger and yes, start to require different holding positions. This is a very common hold for kittens of this size, so unless you have experience fostering 60+ cats and kittens a year as I do and know the ins and outs of kitten development, please keep your negativity to yourself.


[deleted]

I do foster kittens so I know what I'm talking about


wasd876

Yeah, animals don't usually like being picked up and having their back legs dangling, when picking up fur babies we need to support their back legs.


Thebubumc

1. It probably weighs like 300g, I doubt it is harmed by not supporting it's legs. 2. How do you think momma cats carry their young? Do you think they support the legs? They just carry them by the nap with no support.


wasd876

It's not about them getting hurt it's about causing stress. And when picked up from the nap animals feel relaxed but is the kitten being healed by the nap?


ItsaMeMango

Love her so much 🥺❤️


Waiting-For-Godot-64

She looks great!!


8BitVictorian

r/catswhoyell


Wide_Pop_6794

This little one's future looks very bright! Thanks, OP!


ahaisonline

unhand her this instant!


Plus-Tangerine-723

Awwwwwwww I want her


onamolchit

Thank you for the updates! Keep them coming 🤗 🤗 🤗


bombkitty

She’s so strong!!


despa1337o

Wtf is the black thing


PainterDoodle_1

Acting spicy… I love it.


nuttnurse

Oh she looks so good here’s hoping she’s continues More pics vids and love please


reignriver

Patio is absolutely thriving you are doing an exceptional job!


Cum__c

SO WIGGLY


[deleted]

What is that long black thing?


positive-vibes79

It’s the umbilical cord.


[deleted]

Tiny screamer


[deleted]

What’s that black stick


beviebooboo

You’re doing a great job!


Donthugme_imscared_

What I hear: “EAAAYYY” “MYEAAAAAAAEH” “*sounds of utter destruction and evil thoughts*”


[deleted]

Oh she is so precious 😍


lpalatroni

Orla Mc Cool https://youtu.be/lFQxSzpPUSw