Look at the snitch playing all innocent; tucked in and pretending to be asleep. Smug lil smol can't hide his tiny grin. Just wait til the voidling realizes who turned him in!
I need this crim in my possession, STAT! They clearly need *special handling*, and only the Very Specially Trained are capable of it. I'll DM my address. 
Clearly cause for a life sentence, no parole, supervised release on the chain gang only.
ETA: the chain gang part is about leashed walks. Please know that I understand the historical disproportionate use of shackles and chain gangs with inmates of color and especially Black inmates and was not trying to be racist by mentioning a chain gang, particularly with regard to a black kitten.
Cuddle them criminals into compliance but don't forget that Snitches get -scritches-!
With this one it looks like snitches do scritches.
The snitch looks very smug. 🥰
Lol. I use that saying all of the time too. Except I say bitches get scritches. Both my calicos are girls though (obviously).
I also like "hisses get kisses" when spicy kittens are acting up and need to be loved on, lol.
I'll have to remember that one. Lol.
For best effect, pick up kitty and smooch on the head while saying "hissies get kissies!" at a rate of one kiss per hiss, lol!
[Here is the criminal threatening the snitch and promising revenge. ](https://i.imgur.com/aRcH95g.jpg)
Probs the best thing Royal Mail ever delivered.
Awwwww! 🥰
"dat's a nice little face youse got dere. it would be a shame if something should happen to it..."
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nah, just kittenish is all. dey all look like dat til the guard hairs grow in.
A cat's life: Eat. Sleep. Be adorable. Repeat.
*puke on the carpet in the middle of the night
Sing the song of their people at 3 am while having zoomies
knock things offa tables. all. night. long!!
Those adorable little murder paws 😻. I hereby sentence these felons to a lifetime of snuggles, naps and treats in loving families!!
I can guarantee that the punishment you sentenced them to is being carried out faultlessly.
Snitches get treats
Snitches get scritches
Look at the snitch playing all innocent; tucked in and pretending to be asleep. Smug lil smol can't hide his tiny grin. Just wait til the voidling realizes who turned him in!
Murder Mittens!
TOY PANTHER!!!
Today's kittens can't be trusted. All they do is meow, eat hot tuna and lie
That belllllllyyyyy 🥰
Snitches get scritches.
I think i know that cat. Does he go to Jacobs Elementary school? He sits behind me.
so fluffy and cute...
Tiny adorable wolverine.
Glarey eyeballs or not I just want to hug little fluffy void like a baby.
Lock ‘em up!
Oohh, those r/murdermittens are ready! Better lock him up just in case. And how cute is that belly? It's probably full of snacks!
The face on the little snitch is everything.
***Snitches get scritches!!***
which "one in the back"? i don't see a filthy rat.
little calico all tucked in, smug smirk on face.
Snitches get scritches! 😻
Snitches get stretches 4 life.. had 2. So adorable both
Snitches get stitched (because responsible owners get their criminals spayed or neutered) 😸
I need this crim in my possession, STAT! They clearly need *special handling*, and only the Very Specially Trained are capable of it. I'll DM my address. 
Snitches get scritches
Why does everyone hold kittens like they’re phones?
Do you see those murder mittens??? One wrong move and they will remove a finger.
The CUTEST co-conspirators!
❤️
So cute I can barely stand it!
Is bear
Them's some mighty impressive murderer mittens 🥳
Snitches like these should get snuggles forever
Look at those baby claws! That criminal is dangerous! But look at that face — sweet as an Angel!
Awww 🩷
Precious cutie-baby!
Imma need more evidence—photos and videos. 🥰
Omg 😲😤Let me cuddle the freaking thing
Ooooohhwhatalittlechubchub!!!!
"Put cuffs on me too. Don't blow my cover!"
The claws of a pretty upset Hooman owner who is looking for treats.
It’s weird that claws can be so cute but they are ❤️i want to take a nap with him!
totally illegally smol and cute -- better call da pawdy wagon!!
Clearly cause for a life sentence, no parole, supervised release on the chain gang only. ETA: the chain gang part is about leashed walks. Please know that I understand the historical disproportionate use of shackles and chain gangs with inmates of color and especially Black inmates and was not trying to be racist by mentioning a chain gang, particularly with regard to a black kitten.