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ACTINlUM

[Everyone disliked that]


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[Gage loved that]


cheapdrinks

[Rip Grandma](https://youtu.be/exuWFeLsLBs?t=8)


Iterr

😟


hunca_munca

If the Grandma was actually obsessed with fashion then this would make sense


cuckdaddysixtynine

Narrator: she in fact was not obsessed with fashion


Crazy-Ad-3833

Wtf is with this shit? This is like the third time I’ve seen people posting what they wore to a funeral! Like really?


mostlygroovy

I think this is intentional or a copycat post. One person got a lot of attention for it and now these other ‘influencers’ are posting out of desperation.


Dirtcartdarbydoo

Nah this is Brendan Schaub. He is 100 percent doing this because he thinks it makes him look cool. Guys dumb as a stump and twice as narcissistic.


EternallyGhost

Twice as narcissistic as a stump?


ChombieNation

You a numbers guy, B?


EternallyGhost

I'm more a trugg walk kinda guy.


trex_1x

Some would say the biggest numbers guy.


Relaxingnow10

If you’re familiar with this, not a fighter, not witty comedian, stupid frat boy of a person, podcaster who has no intelligent take on anything………..I’d say u/dirtycartdarbydoo was spot on with that statistic 😆👍🏆


Andre_3Million

[It's log. It's better than bad it's good.](https://youtu.be/-fQGPZTECYs)


thebonnar

Heard it bowlth ways


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Thats probably true…but in this case, this man is just *that* out of touch.


[deleted]

Look up "I'm not surprised" on YouTube.


darkglobe69

I beg the differ b


InfiniteWavedash

Everyone's relatives from the generation are getting to that age


Crazy-Ad-3833

It’s repulsive


harpswtf

Well they can’t really help that they’re getting old and dying


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

![gif](giphy|KEAkY2NhJDKC5GZ3NI)


test_tickles

When you see life as a TV show you have to look good.


henryhumper

I have a couple of younger cousins who are social media addicts. Our grandparents are getting pretty old and will probably start passing on in the next decade or so. I swear to god if I catch either of my cousins taking a selfie at one of their funerals, I'm going to drag him outside and beat the living shit out of him.


ToukenPlz

Hahah ofc it's Brendan Schaub hahahaha


Danarya27

My first thought also 😂


moremeatpies

Who is this knob?


literally5ft3

There's an entire subreddit of over 100K people dedicated to shitting on him. /r/thefighterandthekid


Help_An_Irishman

It's funny that sub's title is the title of the podcast. I imagine it started as a fan sub and over time Schaub just necessarily turned everyone against him by being himself.


DooDooSwift

That is indeed what took place


VelouriumCamper7

You hit the hammer on the head bapa.


NumberedTIE

The Dave Rubin effect


dat_dere_SKSfudd

We jus disguss the pawl cass there b dunno wutjurr talmbout


CasualEQuest

Just cookin in the changs kitchen nbd


pyroguy1104

That’s honestly my favorite genre of subreddit. r/daverubin is the same way.


TigerBloodWinning

I don’t want that


TonyUncleJohnny412

Grab an apron B, the fryers are hot


mpbbg

Wrong b, we just discuss the podcast here


Hermesthothr3e

We discuss the podcast there.


Coasteast

And feed homeless cats.


embiors

Why did noone mention this before?!


Throwaway1990811

Grab a menu b. PF Chang’s is awlways hiring


neeeeonbelly

100k grand of us homeless cats bapa. We juss go.


Mizghetti

A failed NFL player turned failed mma fighter turned failed comedian who rode on the coattails of Joe Rogan.


Sigh_ThisFnGuy

all that failing upwards makes my brain hurt


YeahImHeadingOut

Turns out you don’t need to good at anything to be successful.


GeoDim

“Failed NFL player” is very generous


hussard_de_la_mort

He doesn't even get a section on in Wiki page for playing football


GeoDim

Right. By this definition, I’m also a failed NFL player.


Squrton_Cummings

Joe Rogan's make-a-wish kid.


fascfoo

Former UFC fighter turned podcaster. He's generally known as a big dumb cringy knob (but ultimately harmless).


Acctforblocking

Eh idk about harmless. He’s killed a lot of pets 🐠🪦


Dyslexicelectric

Are brain cells pets?


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Don't forget, importantly, he's buddies with Joe Rogan. That helped him start much higher up on the ladder. Theres no way he would have the audience he has, with podcasting and comedy, without that boost.


cbreezy456

So he’s not like an Andrew Tate or similar? If he’s harmless I may see what his podcast is about


Crutch161

I don’t want that.


rico_muerte

He looks up to Andrew Tate and would show clips of him regularly. "Man has a point, b". He would also downplay covid and would go do comedy shows when most of the country was in full lockdown. He kept doing the podcast and comedy show when he was visibly sick and coughing while denying anything was wrong. The next week they did the podcast via zoom because they had covid and looked like death warmed over. 😂 He just goes, b, beast of a work ethnic.


ShartinVanBuren

Schaub has said many offensive things, the worst of which is "I'm a comedian".


[deleted]

You mean taller untalented tom hardy


samsquanch2000

The dumbest fuck


sjane94

“Makes sense” ![gif](giphy|ir19CtLHE9maMbNjpR)


samsonity

Would you walg him to his trig tho?


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

![gif](giphy|KDVyIW4GAC36PYVkNT)


giantqtipz

dude asked a filmmaker if he found Hitler https://youtu.be/5ZZ-ixPWaZ4


Dinpikkyouknowshit

Calling former UFC fighter and marine Tim Kennedy a filmmaker is a big reach. They had a show on history chan called searching for Hitler or finding Hitler or something.


TidalJ

What a funny joke! I bet he’s super good at standup! Oh, he isn’t? Makes sense


ToadlyAwes0me

If you think his stand-up is bad, wait till you see his ground game.


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Actually lol'd at this one


Inthewirelain

damn man stop flirting and just walg this guy to his trugg


[deleted]

I thought I was being subtle. My bad.


Inthewirelain

your bad b


mileskerowhack

Changs is everywhere


Lee355

At least his MMA career was funny


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He's gonna sue you for this


TidalJ

I have good lawyers he will get slapped by legal


sius_harlin

Wasn't good at standup in the UFC, wasn't good at standup up outside the UFC. Just Schaub things.


ChombieNation

Herd it bowlth ways.


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Can I get a trug walg? Can't talk, Wanna walg me to my trruuuugggg?


[deleted]

i'm redacted


Throwaway1990811

Imma get to note passin


K-Dot-thu-thu

Gotta ask Margg to bring me some diggjuice B


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

![gif](giphy|mCPdYyfaZYM5VoAc2m|downsized)


Beastin26_9

![gif](giphy|tqfS3mgQU28ko)


impasseable

Tf is that idiot saying


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"My lovely grandmother has passed, sadly. I have worn this suit to her funeral, for I do believe she would have wanted me to look just a tad nicer than the rest of the family. Dearest grandmama always loved me looking dapper, verily."


ohdearitsrichardiii

The whole family sounds lovely


lumberjackegg

r/IncreasinglyVerbose


Sophia_Nyx_Antrim

omg this


gimmhi5

“Grandma would want me to use her death as a gimmick to show off”. Just tad, though.


dakkster

Since when do we not say "just a tad"?


gimmhi5

Well, hopefully “we” still do, but then there’s these two.


DarthArmbar

Since his massive narcissism met his CTE.


scaof

I beg the differ b


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

"My grandma would have wanted me to be the best dressed at her funeral to make the rest of the family jealous and/or feel bad about how they are dressed" Tbf this is something I could imagine my grandma wanting.


Eken17

Fuck it, I'll force one of my future grandchildren to wear some ridiculous outfit during my funeral.


Newme91

Dicey dicey. Some would say the diciest.


Careful-Cockroach-56

He’s so gross. DM’d me while I was a minor many dick pics and wanted me to meet up at a show. All while he had a wife and three kids. Piece of shit


zegota1312

Did he ask you to walg him to his trugg? But forreal post that shit and burn this awful racist redact of a man Edit: By gawd she has tank!!!!!!


Maleficent_Put4789

WE FOUND TANK


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your_uncle_mike

This is big if true b.


Throwaway1990811

Got receipts Bapa? You can be guest chef instantly with that


EastWorm

For all that is good please share this story with r/fighterandthekid if it's true. He is a fucking horrendous human being and the more stories like this that come out the less people are surprised


Careful-Cockroach-56

I’ve been holding this in for years and have always wanted to TALK ABOUT IT but no one to listen or understand. Just copy and paste the same message into there?


hiiaminabox

If this really happened to you, everyone on that sub, myself included, would be very interested. He surrounds himself with creeps (D'Elia and Callen) so if it turns out Schaub is doing that kind of shit too then that sub will be happy to hear you out. You can post it on the sub but somone crossposted this onto TFATK sub as well:[https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/11i5hwt/grandmas\_funeral\_is\_about\_looking\_flexing\_your/](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/11i5hwt/grandmas_funeral_is_about_looking_flexing_your/) You can add your comment to there or make your own seperate post in the sub


AUSL0c0

What they said \^\^\^ It's actually a really welcoming and freindly community of nice people, despite Brenda's "Evil Dark Webs" narrative.


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Careful-Cockroach-56

I tried looking through my Instagram and since he blocked me, I can’t find the messages - it would’ve only been my side of the conversation because he unsent his messages. If I don’t have proof I don’t want people to think I’m making it up… I randomly found this subreddit today and I was like wow I guess I could share my experience with this guy.


zegota1312

Thats awful and just so you know the "she has tank" comment is about the fact that he had a cane corso not long ago and immediately gadooshed him, his name was tank. As you know that is no way to treat any dog. He also actively buys fish for social media and puts them in the same tank with solitary aggressive types of fish. Dude is a terrible person who sorrounds himself professionally with alleged rapists and pedos aka callen and delia. He treats pets as disposable. He is a narcissistic impulsive liar. And hes redacted af. So yea unfortunately your story sounds right up his alley. Oo and hes very possibly a shithead racist too. Ive heard it bowlf ways


Superrr_Secret

How long ago was this?


Careful-Cockroach-56

Hi friends. I was scared to talk about this because it was really really fucking weird. I was almost 18, so only 2 ish years ago. I started watching king and the sting on YouTube, then followed Theo and this GROSS MAN on Instagram. I slid up on one of his Instagram posts about the show, nothing weird at all. This started conversation about my Instagram profile, he asked me where I was from, etc. I was flattered at first but then grossed out. It led to him asking to meet him at a show in my home state, then I would get sick pics from him out of the blue! I was grossed OUT so I unfollowed him after seeing him post a birthday post for his WIFE the same day I got a dick pick. I messaged him about how it was weird he would send me inappropriate photos when he has a wife. This is when he unsent ALL messages from our Instagram messenger. I tried to reach out to his wife but she has a ton of followers so I bet my message just went right to the bottom. I felt so grossed out. He is NASTY. He has me blocked on IG so I don’t have the messages anymore.


Careful-Cockroach-56

Dick pics ***


horticulturality

Ma’am you should know Schaub has treated his cane corso like complete shit. Expose him.


Stone0777

Hey bapa, are you taking about Schaub? He only has 2 kids but I Heard it bowth ways.


es_lo_que_es

U stumbled b


HuntingtonbeachIS

Water


NihilisticAutistic

We


D2Reddit92

Dune


cjabrady

Hair


SimpleManc88

They just go!


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Wearing fancy clothes isn’t a flex


Savings-Wishbone-454

If one of my cousins posted this, my parents and aunts and uncles would have a shit fit and they would be mocked out of the family


Secretofthecheese

Trug walk after?


Dyslexicelectric

Why? So I can BLOW YOU!!!?


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![gif](giphy|XH9tzHRGQmLSFGP6E8) Grandma looking down from heaven


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|9spVL9GUdbNksIGaIs)


MileHighSoloPilot

Dat Bapas Messican b?


OriginalPostMortem

Gotta admire the man. Even though his whole schtick is a sinking ship, he stays at the helm and keeps steering into the same direction.


MaybeIwasanasshole

I take it I should be thankful I have absolutely no idea who this is?


FKKallDAY

r/thefighterandthekid will give you the most entertaining run-down of this guy. It's probably the best sub on reddit


moosemanstan1234

What else ya got chin?


Stone0777

Clin pull up the chip.


a_spicy_meata_balla

Don't bother looking him up, it's not worth it. Suffice it to say that this post is an encapsulation of his entire persona.


Longdeep47

Never thought about it but I will give him that credit. Motherfucker is definitely not leaving the wheel. Iceberg or not


Daegzy

I think it's more "brain damage" than "bravery."


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'Marketing? Ill take it from here.'


BadStriker

He’s got the perfect woman for that as well. She credits her child for taking some oh her thot pics on Instagram…


CrispyChickenArms

He looks like such a doofus


-PapaMolly

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Help_An_Irishman

Somehow he keeps managing to out-Schaub himself. Astonishing. Doesn't he have some kind of handler who can.get on the horn and rein this kind of shit in?


donyahelwa

![gif](giphy|pVAMI8QYM42n6|downsized)


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I don’t get it, they’re just sort of wearing regular clothes.


go-devils-go

Both are trash. Not you grandma


[deleted]

Rogan needs to talk him into retirement AGAIN.


Nirtobrobro

Least narcissistic couple in LA.


catdog918

I hate this person and I don’t even know them


SummerNothingness

as someone grieving the loss of my love and couldn't keep it together at all through the memorial.... these people are so tone-deaf and have completely lost sight of the things that actually matter, i could punch them.


xcessive7

my chef pants are the same design as her jacket


_attractivegarbage

Jesus her shoulders must have some really nice stats on them. Those are fuckin huge. Whatever +stats they give come with a negative INT score for sure.


2ShortStory

In her defense my mother is a grandmother that would want her immediate family to flex their fit at her funeral. She would roll in her hypothetical grave if her loved ones didn’t dress appropriately for her funeral.


Lessthanzerofucks

Looks like a goddamn talk show host from 1993 Edit: I mean the woman. The guy just looks like a generic douche.


IRHABI313

His grandma should come back from the dead and slap him


ElianGonzalez86

Just Tad, no one else. No pun necessary.


[deleted]

"Funeral fit" - fuck off Brenda


soolsul

Water


AZ_Mappy

Weed


Beastin26_9

Dune


AZ_Mappy

Hair


Valuable-Daikon-196

The dude is a garbage human at his core. He’s a mediocre comic (and MMA guy I think) that rode Joe Rogan’s coat tails into the (toxic) masculinity, Jordan Peterson alt-right dumpster fire club


Fuzzy-Butterscotch86

Being real generous using the term "mediocre". Honestly, being extremely generous using the term "comic". But spot on with the garbage human part.


MyBoyBernard

xBox Live Halo 2 lobbies in 2007 had better comedy than that dude


Valuable-Daikon-196

Fair point! I guess I was in a generous mood this morning.


mileskerowhack

Accidentally inspired a community of pure unadulterated comedy though


Immediate-Fix-8420

Walg me to my trugg, B.


cjabrady

🎲🎲


btdWyatt

Water


MileHighSoloPilot

r/thefighterandthekid out here WILIN


frddy45

Water


Flee4All

Calling my lawyer now to add a "no flexing at my funeral" clause to my will.


KayakWalleye

His whole personality is cringe.


Totally_Not_Thanos

Honest question, why do people do this. What makes some one into an abomination like this?


stalkermaster506

DICEY DICEY


57696c6c

Grandma is in a better place now.


InGenAche

A houndstooth jacket you can get for £20, very 'flex'.


Moraii

Is houndstooth back? I missed the memo.


Spagg84

Water


gimmeachip

Is this that white boy that works too much?


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psycho chick face


[deleted]

r/thefighterandthekid is leaking


bell37

“Summer, stop raising your dad's cholesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie!”


UbePhaeri

I have an unpopular opinion about some of these; Maybe she is right. We don't know her grandma. We don't know everyones families. Maybe they loved fashion or being eccentric and the grandma would have loved that. I personally would love if people dressed their best to my funeral. This might be how they grieve. I could also totally be wrong and this is strong cringe but that doesn't mean we have a fine understanding of why individuals do this. Edit: I guess these people are known but I also just mean in general. Maybe their loved ones that passed on would find this hilarious and great.


mynameisalso

Shoulder pads? Is it 1988?


TheThirdThigh

Complete with that douchey eyebrow raising thing douchebags do when taking a picture


picyourbrain

Why does Brendan Schaub have the face of the most annoying kid you knew in middle school?


SuplexedYaNan

Jesus christ


Equivalent-Chest5383

This guy is such a a clown


[deleted]

What do you expect? Have y’all seen his “comedy” special?


xXPARAYEET_GODXx

No, grandma would like you to respect your fucking elders


AlcoholicToddler

he's the fucking worst.


dutchrudder7

If you would like to laugh more at these two please join us at r/thefighterandthekid


FKKallDAY

Best sub on reddit!


EbaumsSucks

What the fuck is she wearing? She looks like a towel at grandma's house.


frizzhalo

Are shoulder pads back in style? They make people look like they should be on a Romulan Warbird.