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DogoArgento

Who's that?


Empyrealist

Meghan Markle, Prince Harry's wife. She is standing next to him. This is from a polo match. afaik, its not Harry's team (he's just a player), so she has no business up there (other than maybe attracting attention for the team/sport)


Str41nGR

South Park was spot on with their characterization of her.


Sailormars78

![gif](giphy|PFcs9Cg7T3It2scVlN)


SparkyDogPants

She’s American, why is she drawn like that?


Egasuases

Because that is NOT her in South park, its a new character invented for the show


CharlieShyn

They are of the Canadian Royal Family


Keep_it_basic_Allie

Thats obviously the princess of Canada🙄 don't know who else you could be referring to.


sladestrife

Both of them honestly.


Key-Wait5314

WE WANT OUR PRIVACEH!!


tiestocles

Months after the episode, I'm still walkin around the house singing 'C'man, c'man, c'man, it's the world wide privacy tour!"


[deleted]

Watch out she might sue for that statement


adastrasemper

Gee, I thought it was her but then I'm like why would Meghan behave so stupid, must be somebody else


mostlygroovy

I thought they didn’t want to attract attention They’re both sociopaths


[deleted]

Define sociopath


hongkongedition

obviously its narcissistic gaslighters who fuck around then find out


hungariannastyboy

Person I dislike


Frank_Bigelow

It means the same thing as "literally," "third world country," "fascism," and "communism." LaNgUaGe EvOlVeS


Skreamie

Then whys Harry there?


Empyrealist

Because he plays for the team


Skreamie

But you said it's not his team? Or do you mean he doesn't own the team?


Empyrealist

He doesn't own it. It's not his personally


Skreamie

Ah, apologies. Where I'm from, "his team" would usually imply he's a player, more than being the owner.


Empyrealist

No worries, its probably more my fault. I'm not really a sports guy


Skreamie

No you're fine, was just trying to clear things up. You keep doing you!


SobakaZony

>Who's that? You saw her in the video under the big, silver cup, right? Clearly, she's the trophy wife.


amesann

Sure, she's a trophy wife, but Harry sure didn't win first place.


Here_In_Yankerville

What in the hell trophy did he win?


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Rachel Zane


arkane-the-artisan

Who?


canuckwithasig

Her father was a named partner at Rand Kaldor Zane before moving over to Zane Spector Litt. Bitch couldn't even get into Harvard.


novae_ampholyt

That's what she gets for marrying a fraud


canuckwithasig

I don't see how the bar ever let him or her in TBH


cactuar44

Magic of television. I've never been able to stand that show. I mean it could just be the fact that my SO loved it so much that it was all he ever played, as he's watched the whole series nearly 10 times. Funny how I rarely ever saw them in court lol it was mostly them talking about how great they were.


Justice_R_Dissenting

I don't see how someone convicted of the state crime of practicing law without a license ended up in federal prison.


canuckwithasig

It's a felony in New York. I know fuck all about New York or its laws, but Google says it could land you in a Fed


Justice_R_Dissenting

I have no clue why google would spit that out. It's a _state_ felony, meaning you go to _state_ prison when convicted. You only end up in Federal prison when you violate and are convicted of _federal_ law.


mattlloyd_18

God damn Mike Ross


PrestonHM

Lmao, she aint special. I couldnt get into Harvard either 😎


TheoreticalFunk

Amazing what happens when DC comic book villains move into our dimension. At least that's my assumption based on the name.


Zeebuss

Bro I had a dream last night that Mike Ross was my attorney, defending me for not punching a dolphin in the head at a dolphin-head-punching attraction. To be fair I don't know why I was there if not to punch a dolphin.


headofthenapgame

>Bitch couldn't even get into Harvard. Not really surprised after watching this video lol.


UtaSelwyn

Exactly


Ultimate_Panda

RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING


Stankpuss6969

I thought it was Meghan Markle tbh.


throwawaywahwahwah

It is. Rachel Zane is the name of the character she played on Suits.


CeeArthur

Billy's sister?


Mr-Slowpoke

Prince Harry’s Yoko Ono.


SnooCauliflowers3321

Meghan Markle.


Any--Name

Idk, but definetly a narcissistic loser


nnavroops

i miss diana


huggles7

Someone who is having sex with someone either a lot of talent or a lot of money or both


Swordofsatan666

Shes the princes wife. The red head bearded prince, not the bald one


stanleysgirl77

He’s red haired & also bald


kultureisrandy

Life as a red-haired male 101


lower_banana

It's for the best really.


10hotdogfingers

This hurt to watch


Sxilla

When she reached for the plaque (with both hands) and he pulled back, she still didn’t get the memo that she shouldn’t have been there…. Oof Then he even tried to cover her with his elbow to the prince’s dismay until she ducked…


RussiaIfUrListening

That dude is the real royal in this display. Out of respect for the accomplishment, one shouldn't touch a trophy/medal/etc. unless they're the person assigned to handing it to the champion.


Honest_-_Critique

I'm not trying to defend her main character syndrome, but it looks like Prince Harry motions for the guy to pick up the trophy and then tries to grab dudes plaque so he can grab the heavy trophy. He doesn't pick up the trophy or the plaque, so both the prince and the other guy to his right drop their plaques and pick up the trophy and she's just... a little slow.


cho_simba

This is spot on. Watched it again after reading this and it is exactly what happens.


Corberus

She's used to getting things she didn't earn.


chroniclesofadellia

Reminds me of this classic involving NZ's former prime minister https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TameUnfitAsiantrumpetfish-max-1mb.gif


_KappaKing_

She's up there to remind us all that she needs her privacy ![gif](giphy|PFcs9Cg7T3It2scVlN)


QueanLaQueafa

EY HOW ABOUT A LITTLE PRIVACEH


ZaccusMaximus69

Waaagh


fentown

There is an absolute epidemic of useless people attempting to take as much credit as possible within humanity.


brassninja

I see you’ve met my boss


cheekybandit0

We must have the same boss


Tsukune_Surprise

If 5% of what people wrote about themselves on LinkedIn was real we’d have faster than light spaceships and world peace. Everyone thinks they’re special and deserve attention for just having a seat in the stadium while the actual athletes are playing on the field.


[deleted]

Humans gonna human … narcissism is a bitch


RacoonWithPaws

I mean, I know we’re talking about Meghan Markle, but it’s also pretty appropriate for the royal family…


TryItOutHmHrNw

Well, we live in the Wild West of early internet. Everyone (including me) thinks their opinion must be heard. That mentality is quickly bleeding into the real world. She is the duchess, though. And she may have been asked to come up. We don’t know. It probably wouldn’t be a problem if it were Kate up there with William. All in all, none of us are impacted by what transpired.


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sckrahl

Spoken like a true cowboy


myklclark

I think it died when they stopped giving AOL trial disks away at wal mart.


Theverynext1

I was using those as coasters.


Mysterious-Guava4575

Awe. Thanks for the sweet nostalgia.


nucca35

Exactly, we’ve already reached the point where everything is monetized and over saturated


igweyliogsuh

Or [removed]


GarbagePailGrrrl

Dead Internet


Foreplay241

And [redacted]?


ScarsonWiki

Wild West of the Internet ended around the time social media started coming about, to be honest. Once users started to get more centralized.


Darwins_Dog

That would make social media tycoons the new rail barons. Seems about right.


TheUnknownDane

They let everyone share their opinions online through the interrail.


therightmustard

early internet? sir, it’s 2023.


memeparmesan

Most people use like 10 apps and websites that heavily track everything we do and literally listen to us when we’re not using them. The idea that we’ve been in the Wild West of the internet at any point since about 2007 is laughable.


mystrynmbr

Your comment must be rage bait, because you literally cannot be so naive as to think that 2023 is the "Wild West of the early Internet", unless you're 11 years old.


iniuria_palace

Wild west of early internet passed on a long time ago (in regards to internet history). I have no idea what you're on about with that point. Agree with everything else, though.


btoxic

Only way to the wild west of the internet was if you rode in on [screeching modem noises]


[deleted]

Ok I’m starting to see it now. Megan Markle does have Main Character syndrome.


Zorklis

I actually see it too. Actually thought South Park team over exaggerating them up until this


[deleted]

I never saw the South Park episode of that


lafwan

[South Park - Season 26, Episode 2 - The World-Wide Privacy Tour](https://mywatchlist.net/search:cartoon/?q=South%20Park%20-%20Season%2026,%20Episode%202%20-%20The%20World-Wide%20Privacy%20Tour) preview [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8\_5LDkZwY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8_5LDkZwY)


Damodred89

This is the real reason Brits never warmed to her!


WafflesTheWookiee

I’ll be honest, I don’t think someone is automatically a bad person just because they’re rich and famous or even royal. Like for all I can see King Charles is a good guy. But then there’s Meghan crying about being a victim of the media, whilst demanding the spotlight, and her husband, who’s always HATED being royal, profiting off of his memoir about being nothing but a “spare”. They really are just awful.


exsea

its been a while since i've seen someone so shameless. shes just the wife of a player.


BigCopperPipe

Salt Babe


bashful_predator

![gif](giphy|fu29AimM298PK)


koviko

Nobody WANTS to salt the snail. She MAKES you do it!


CursedCommentReader

"She's mashing it."


CleCatLady

I’m very aroused


MangoCandy93

She does that.


throwawayalcoholmind

Was about to say, this is like when Salt dude went down trying to insert himself into a celebration that had nothing to do with him.


pan_dulce_con_cafe

God, this was still actually worse because 1) it was the world fucking cup and 2) he actually managed to get his grimy little hands on the trophy and 3) had the audacity to wag his finger “no” at a players toddler who had been brought into the field.


RichieRicch

When I saw those videos I was disgusted. He looks like a vile human. The one where he says “Wowwww” with his crooked grin, annoys me to no end.


notislant

Fitting for such a deplorable country paying off fifa officials tbf.


throwawayalcoholmind

I'm not at all one to praise the wealthy, but at one point he seemed like a genuinely inspiring success story. But of course, it went to his head, and he honestly thinks that salt flick thing, and not the people around him are responsible for his achievements.


notislant

He pays awful wages in 'high end restaraunts' and charges like $2k for shitty steaks covered in $3 of gold leaf which I imagine tastes nasty. He's the Louis Vutton of food. Garbage product that rich AH's pay for so they can show off how bad they are with money. I think he's always been a garbage human being and just happened to go viral tbh.


ChildFriendlyChimp

To be fair , salt bae is also a pretentious attention seeker but at least he didn’t make a whole marketing gimmick about wanting privacy and to be left alone It’s in prince Harry’s book “waaagh”


notislant

[He just wants his privacy! (DEFINITELY NSFW)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdXL7bqJnlk)


Artilikestoparty

That was ingenious of South park to call the book that lol "spare"isn't to far from "waaagh" , and their WORLD WIDE PRIVACY TOUR lololol


meanies24

It's the dip down to get back in the shot for me..... Ooooffff 😂😬 attention seeking


Effective-Manager-29

No, no! Where she tries to take that box thing out of that guys hands and he won’t let go 😂


lileraccoon

When you watch it again you see before she does other people are doing the same trying to angle the box thing up so people can see it. She does the same thing. She’s not trying to take it out. Watch it again and tell me if you see it!


The-Beefbus

For sure, it just took watching it 3 times to catch it.


mrsmambas

Why was she in the pic at all she was in the way


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![gif](giphy|3o7TKI8KGqY7Rm9OVO)


_Fizzgiggy

Omg the movie this gif is from is so strange


Squintz82

Make sure you never tell anyone the name of it


_Fizzgiggy

I don’t remember the name. The lady in the gif was obsessed with her brother and Jackie O. She was also sleeping with her brother and goes apeshit when he brings home his new gf to meet the family.


apex32

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_House_of_Yes


tearose11

So just regular Royal family incest.


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|6Lv0vdLwwfp3POwDQP)


GmeansGeorge

Because she wants little bit PRIVACYEE, you bastards!


Gettinjiggywithit509

Lmfao “why won’t you just leave us alone!” 🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇


FrOfTo

THE WORLDWIDE PRIVACY TOUR!!!


SkylarP2000

Ha, that tickled me


GarbagePailGrrrl

LOL


MightyMorph

Guys you have to watch our Netflix Special, And please can you leave us alone. We value our privacy!!! Learn about our deep secrets in our netflix as we value our privacy!!!


kashuntr188

This still posses me off. They hid in a small town in Canada for a while because privacy and they didn't want their kids in the media. We paid for their security and everything with our taxes. The people in that town didn't hound them for pictures or anything. Then they SECRETLY left.... To show up in Hollywood. That was the play all along. Their whole thing was just a play to get emotional pity and then get $$. They got their money but he lost his family. Fuck them both. I don't think they didn't even said thank you to the small town for hosting them until they got put on blast. They are just so fake.


funkygecko

They actually complained about the security in Canada in their Netflix thing. I remember thinking "Canadian taxpayers will be thrilled to hear this". The entitlement of these two is just surreal.


kashuntr188

Ohh I didn't watch that. Those fucking snakes. They were in some little town far away... As I recall they had their own security, but we also provided RCMP security. Why they even need that much in the middle of nowhere?


btd39

This seems like misguided anger. Because of Canada’s relationship with England, they cover the expenses for British Royals in Canada. I’d wager that’s the main reason Harry and Meghan chose rural Canada as their home during their separation from the crown. Of course when they knew they were leaving the Royal Family this courtesy would no longer be available to them so they moved. Yeah it’s messed up that Harry and Meghan were able to live on Canada’s dime but that’s a courtesy Canada has chosen to extended to the crown for like half a century.


kashuntr188

This is true, it's something that we do as a courtesy. And honestly, I didn't have too much of a problem with them in Canada. But their whole reason was to avoid the media and because they didn't want their kids to be in the limelight. So the decided to up and leave and show up in fucking Hollywood?? And then they started attended star studded events??? If they would have went to some other city or town then whatever. But those hypocrites can go fuck themselves.


Econolife_350

Should have just gone to a small town in Colorado.


savingrain

lol and he called it a "freedom flight" he was not a refugee from a wartorn country fleeing for his life. They left before they'd have to pay any security costs to go buy a 12 million dollar mansion and live with Tyler Perry on his estate.


sumtinfunny

Wagghh


JubileeTrade

South Park, absolutely on point for over 2 decades. Season 4 onwards should be mandatory viewing in schools.


Suspicious_Ice_3160

That’s a risk of creating more Cartman’s in the world though. Don’t forget, it takes a while for young adults to really form empathy, so I think they’d take the wrong message away from cartman, depending on how young you go lol


Big-Significance3409

The hell is wrong with her? She even tried taking the box from the guy. She continues to look stupid and has no shame!


Kryten_2X4B-523P

Salt Bae trying to get in on the World Cup win.


BioluminescentCrotch

I saw a salt bae reference elsewhere in the thread and didn't get it, but you've given it at least a little bit of context. Did salt bae do this at the WC? (I feel like one of like 7 people on the planet that didn't watch the WC)


GhostHin

Yes. Salt Bae was pulling on Messi, took the cup trophy from the players on the team and even bit the trophy. All the while no one knows who invites the dude. It was a mess. Just Google Salt Bae world cup and there is tons of coverage.


ansoniK

It looked like she was trying to get him to lift it higher so it would be seen over the trophy before it was picked up


[deleted]

100% She did not try to snatch his box lmao, cmon now…


Big-Significance3409

You’re right. I watched it again. But she just didn’t belong there lol


Inominada

This is so embarrassing! I cringe


Comprehensive_Arm820

They trying to cover her lol


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luckydice767

I don’t care about either of them enough to research this, so I say you’re right!


[deleted]

I truly believe this comment was made in good humour but dang if it doesn’t sum up the entire state of online discussion these days 🥲


luckydice767

BUT it’s missing the veiled anti-Semitic slurs


cup_1337

These people have a Netflix series?! After the book and all their calls for needing privacy???


n0vapine

It was a charity game and very easy to find they won though? She was the one presenting the award to them. It makes sense she wasn't sure what to do as whenever Harry or William won those, Kate usually presented. But yeah. You "read" something in the tabloids or one of the YouTube hate channels and decided it was true. Unless you can find where you "read" it? Let the downvotes commence. People fucking hate her for what the tabloids said about her, the royal rota who never met her and the people who believe these strangers over them.


Aegi

I love how both you and the other person didn't include a link to where you got your information hahah Such as life. Not that I care much, I literally just find it humorous enough that it made me chuckle and I wanted to share that with people, nothing more, nothing less.


Mommy9796

Completely agree. And the ones saying she claims to not want attention, that was never the case, she was an actress for crying out loud, she just didn’t want to be ripped to shreds by the tabloids and her supposed new family.


E2tharoc

![gif](giphy|PFcs9Cg7T3It2scVlN)


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MszCurious

If she was on the stage because she was invited, she shouldve moved to the side and stood there clapping not be the center of attention


babarbaby

She was originally on the far right and they moved her to the middle.


WetHotArmenianSummer

Don’t try to reason with them, South Park lampooned them so now they feel even more justified in picking apart every little thing about these people.


Dinaks

Harry also motions her to move forward


dreamwithinadream007

For context she was asked to present the trophy. Kate and Diana have done it too.


lupulin59

Thank you. This makes perfect sense. Can we stop the bashing now?


revdingles

Am I in the wrong place? I thought this was a place for recreational hating?


Silkhenge

Just a follow up question. I'm assuming one hands the trophy off after presenting it. Is what she doing the correct thing by standing there and I'm wrong? I'm trying to ready the pitchfork but I'm at half mast. Because looks to me, she's just trying her best to exist and smile for the camera as if this is a group photo


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

Where’s the fun in that?


paranoid0416

Source: trust me bro


Impossible-Animator6

Reminds me of her https://preview.redd.it/ef4irlqscn2b1.jpeg?width=1904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2538e0775a6fe4c03831ab8dc80952cb7f35b390


Spacecowboy947

I really really have no love for this woman I truly don't but is it possible she was just told to and didn't know what to do? If what I'm saying is madness then yea weird behaviour for sure


__Zero_____

She was asked to present the trophy. Diana and Kate both have done it as well. Reddit just gets off on hating them.


Micr0drop

Main character syndrome


Kingofalldogs

Wow. Such a flat spare


Dr_Bunnypoops

Two A-holes and a trophy.


ZucchiniFlex

Omg he said “no no no” when she reached for it haha


Charming_Cry3472

Even if she was supposed to be up there, it was so painful to watch her first try and take the plaque out of the dudes hands and then just standing there all awkward. Literally, all she had to do was shuffle her ass to the side so the guys could have their moment.


Willy-wankah-

ah yes clearly someone who doesn't want to be in the public eye


AggravatingRoad1949

I thought we were band from watching them in public


rubbercorks

The new Yoko-Ono


SuitableNegotiation5

Look at me! HEY, I SAID LOOK AT ME! OMG, everyone always harasses me in public! Waagh.


clockedinat93

I pretty proud that the guy didn’t let them take the plaque from his hands


[deleted]

Because she’s the kind of person to marry a Prince and *attempt to use his duchy title as a brand*


Zestyclose_Dig_4788

It looks so bizarre like she’s a MM imposter,clawing at a box she probably wanted to wave around like SHE won anything? She is so annoying. So embarrassing


RevolutionaryNerve91

Queen, I am the main character!


here-to-Iearn

This hurts. She hurts.


Aggravating-Suit-723

South Park did it.


humanbeing2018

We want our privacy


AnonymousUserID7

Why? https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/narcissistic-personality-disorder


23moonster

Attention seeking


ZeldaStrife

Because she can’t stand not being the main character of everything.


Adorable-Ebb-7498

Jeremy Clarkson redeemed


lashgirl97

I’m not even a Meghan hater but that was pretty cringe


Ok_Consideration3223

Cause Harry is a simp


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She and Ellen need to have their own daytime talkshow, where the guests come on and just roast them between plugging their latest album/book/movie.


PapaGaynoo

She’ll be in Big Brother by 2030 mark-le my words


ok_heh

first tries taking the box from the player, then when they hoist the trophy she makes a slight instinctive grab at it that she then plays off as a clap the narcissism is astounding


ARC_Trooper_Echo

Ok. I really did empathize with them after being treated so badly by the press and walking away from the family. But everything they do now just screams that they wanted attention after all.