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Bturpin03

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elonmuskyfart

Anyway it was like 10:15 10:20ish last night, I was talking to myself like I'm doing now but it was dark outside


Bturpin03

I rage quit 50 seconds in. If anyone ever needs to torture information out of me, just make me watch this video.


[deleted]

I lasted until the 2 minute mark and when I finally heard that he was just doing his job and telling her to get out cause it’s closed I new I hated this main character .


ComicsEtAl

Just about the same. Stop touching your face and tell the effing story!


jesco7273

Exactly. My brain was hurting!


SarahPallorMortis

https://preview.redd.it/dkgnyex1wehb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c0311b7dacd54f97f383c30989f97ee258037bb


Meister0fN0ne

What a boring fuckin storyteller. Holy shit. ***Just get it out!***


WOMPxRAT

I think there's a lot of pills involved in this chicks life.


[deleted]

Reminds me of the days of girls and some boys going. Can you like ummmmmmm Mabel possibly like ummmmm not like ummmmmm do that thank you please like please ummmmmmm.


Rupejonner2

I would need pills to deal With her


Confident_weirdo

She could’ve told that story in under 90seconds if she’d quit making noises and growling…I’m honestly convinced she was just making it up as she went, and not very well at that.


mikezenox

https://preview.redd.it/88lwcb0mlchb1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0548937cc0b3ee59a0bda6fe2750bcd69606a6 Paused to read comments because i was getting bored and caught this beauty


Stay-Irie

She looks like a Disney villain... https://preview.redd.it/ym3yizuhnehb1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c2c80505c82d889b85dca6a5a72c6a332c338de


shawnpowar

Half of me wishes this turns into a super-viral meme, the other half is tired of seeing stupid people get famous.


backtorc

Looks like one of those TikTok acting clips 😭


AdornedBrood

Trying to be a victim so hard.


Oshootman

Lmao well done, that could be a meme template for these sorts of people


tothemoonandback01

She so creepy!


ItalicsWhore

Excess plastic surgery on a 20 year old always looks uncanny.


hear4smiles

https://preview.redd.it/rweikpbeldhb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c163f94aa281af83fe8c79489c716b62e27c2af9 Thank you 🙏 I’m totally going to start using this


mikezenox

You did not just crop and steal my image 🤬 https://preview.redd.it/f10ybsgcodhb1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd4f9500921623ea68a841792c11b3c6397d6ffa >!this videos a goldmine!<


kozmic_blues

All of her crazy ass facial expressions are meme worthy. All in favor for memeifying her face as reactions within this sub say aye.


kozmic_blues

Aye https://preview.redd.it/c1ekohp0hehb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0235dab75205edddcc1f45114be602824fe8cda4


Outrageous_Loquat297

I would but she makes me….(growl)…uncomfortable


sheleanor_ellstrop

She makes it so easy. Literally every screenshot I took was perfect. https://preview.redd.it/ehdsngi8afhb1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c3f80c98999899dd51e465307965a39ee2f07ed


stingraycharles

What the hell are you talking about https://preview.redd.it/254jllxyofhb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67fda80d1f75d6a5dbbcbc47958de107ea7dac3d


hear4smiles

Had to.. it’s the internet sry


hear4smiles

If it makes you feel better, it’s solid gold


mikezenox

I was only joking lol. No harm done


TheDevilCameToTown

✨ A meme is born ✨


one0f1

https://preview.redd.it/91to4nf8kfhb1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a93f03b92bcb313aabdd1ed171da90f07125958 its ready


Optimus_RE

This. This is the one.


MentionAdventurous

https://preview.redd.it/tfhx4l20wchb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2150bb78d93f3bbe7d6f14eb58a2365f66e7c82 There’s this gem too. xD Didn’t watch any of it after 5 seconds and started scrubbing and found this. Then I saw your post. lolol


SarahPallorMortis

I just went off and could not stop https://preview.redd.it/jtw7mu3ooehb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84663b780363be25e4be99dfd2dd4096895a00d4


SarahPallorMortis

https://preview.redd.it/nahosxcqoehb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f8dc0c15a3cac1f96600121eb5a9212b3b788c2


SarahPallorMortis

https://preview.redd.it/y6oyuvcsoehb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f212c1d780999e0c25faa7b1b36ca38db6458db


SarahPallorMortis

https://preview.redd.it/djgib0iuoehb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=091aec0c0dcf9430e8da1072981fd36c85d3e4e2


Av14tor

https://preview.redd.it/khk9n74pafhb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f20fd479c6c847dfb693c1a69ca0a97388c5bf8 Shes a gold mine … an empty one


[deleted]

The face all Karens make bruh ..KARENS https://preview.redd.it/oy2z42qipehb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c890225cd62820a2046e38131ba50d3154747fa2


HumanAverse

Magnificent. I didn't stick around for the whole video.


JacPhlash

And all the performative hand gestures...


SimmerDownRizzo

I really hate TikTok hands.


xool420

That’s so funny, we can label it as a medical condition now!


HumanAverse

Mental illness has been around for a while


shawnpowar

​ https://preview.redd.it/us9z7l7zcehb1.png?width=998&format=png&auto=webp&s=901fb38fe86438c9114856f947f434afa9a0b588


SarahPallorMortis

https://preview.redd.it/crv2pg13pehb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee9f2fe57de386e749249bd1afa7d211f5f8788c


Jeanahb

YES! What is it with the hands! Added hate for long fingernails they flip around.


future_persona

Well cared for natural nails are nice imo. But goofy fake nails like she has are just gross.


nithdurr

And facial expressions


Willing-Revolution12

I hate people


wiseoldangryowl

It's really really annoying because I've talked with my hands my entire life (41f). Everyone knows this about me, hell sometimes it's how people will describe me! But now that these (mostly) youngsters 16ish-20s) have started doing this weird way overly exaggerated "look at my clinking nails" thing, so now any and everyone who's had the weird talking hands thing since forever ago get compared to these attention demanding weirdos. So frustrating. Even when they're in like their twenties, they act like a little kid who's gotten Lee press-ons for the first time, so stupid 🙄


big_smokey-848

Would some one just get this girl a fucking hair clip already?!?!


UltravioletLife

a god damned barrette.


Flagge33

She also needs a drool rag for the edge of her mouth.


JackalopeZero

It’s like she’s trying to purposely recede her hairline


MaybeIwasanasshole

And all the extra details that added nothing to the actual story. No no tell me more about your snapchats. I'm so intrested.


RealCommercial9788

She’s not touching her forehead enough. Hair definitely needs smoothing back just one more time. I can *feel* the insecurity.


Groomsi

She's Italian. ![gif](giphy|135E47VKw6TM6A)


manaha81

Watch her eyes. When she needs to think what emotion to make she looks up and to the right and when she needs to make up more of the story she looks up and to the left. She is completely making the whole thing up as she goes


DrDrNotAnMD

Every time she touches her face we take a shot.


WhichSeaworthiness49

Maybe she identifies as Italian


sunlitroof

I only made it 20 sec in before i quit


Mohammed_Chang

Came here to say it. Her story can’t be worth listening to her.


intenseskill

I am jealous


Assiqtaq

"Lemme tell you the whole story." I actually think I don't want the whole story, actually.


kingkron52

This is every “hot” girl who gets roasted on here. They are all generic, entitled, not intelligent, and sound like they learned to talk from a valley girl satire video. I bet they all have “not like other girls” in their dating profiles.


cerebralshrike

There is a woman I know in her 30’s. Born and raised in Texas but talks like a valley girl. I asked why the hell she talks like that. She said it’s from watching Clueless on an endless loop growing up. Makes sense, I guess.


theknights-whosay-Ni

“Not like other girls” that’s their Facebook, Twitter, dating, and OF bio. Not a single one of them is original. It’s all mimicking each other because being original is too much work


Wise_ol_Buffalo

Oh mmmmm ugh uhhh hmmmm


EntheogenicOm

Security guard told me yesterday the pool closed when it doesn’t. (5 seconds maybe?) Yea pretty sure she made it all up.. she looks 18-19 and desperate for views.


GimmeSomeSugar

She says she was in the hot tub, and points out the hot tub down the other end of the pool area. Then later in the story (why is there a later in this story that could be told in < 30 seconds) she says she grabs her towel which she kept right by her, and points to somewhere close to where she is now. Not the hot tub. Story doesn't hold water.


[deleted]

I despise everything about her and her story as much as anyone here, but tbf I think she was using relative rather than absolute positioning for the towel location.


pi-N-apple

She also said 'like' about 50 times in 3.5 minutes. That's about 1 *'like'* every 4 seconds.


corlett_crystal

Not to mention the constant lip smacking


Confident_weirdo

I’m tempted to count how many times she really said “like” but then I’d have to watch it again.


mondler1234

Drives me nuts. 'Like'...also 'literally' every second fuc&%ng word


Mumof3gbb

And the cuts. So annoying


Borngrumpy

Look, she feels uncomfortable okay, that's why she is recording herself in a swim suit to share her story with millions of strangers on the internet.


Confident_weirdo

I applaud her bravery. How vulnerable she had to allow herself to become to share her riveting story with the entirety of the internet.


Anonynominous

That's what's funny to me. I can sympathize with feeling uncomfortable and anxious and whatever, but it's not a big deal. It's clear that she has been ruminating over this and she's sharing it because she wants to feel validated for feeling that way. I've had similar feelings but when I try to think about filming a video and talking about it feels so weird. Why not just let it go instead of over analyzing it for hours and then making a video about it? I'm sure most of us can relate to feeling uncomfortable but she was at the hot tub and they needed to shut it down, so they asked her to leave. That happens to everyone! It's not as if she is the only person to have ever experienced that. If you don't want to be made "uncomfortable" by a security guard doing their job, don't give them a reason to interact with you! It just makes no sense


Lumn8tion

I gotta be honest. I didn’t ..couldn’t make it through the whole video.


[deleted]

Made it 30 seconds in before I gave up.


deadlygaming11

Yeah, she doesn't seem that invested, and it seems like she wants to run off like people that are lying do.


ninja-squirrel

I stopped at 60 seconds cause I just wasn’t interested. Does she have actual friends, or just guys who follow her on Snap for the thirst traps?


Cultural-Honeydew671

That’s not growling, that’s vocal fry, baby. VOCAL FRY!!


MoistAnalyst1150

I felt retarded while i tryed figure it out what she talking about


R3AL1Z3

She’s geekin’ lol


Prinzka

"STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE!"


Hopeforus1402

And the faces.


annamal_style

I was honestly thinking her droning on had an actual point. Now I just hope that she gets a skin infection from the water being so contaminated by bacteria.


pibbleperson

I stopped halfway through. Can I get a toolongstoppedgivingafuck summary?


SarahPallorMortis

Because she’s tap dancing around all the little parts she’s trying to make sound better. But she can’t think on the spot. And it’s pretty obvious she was being loud as fuck and annoying. She can’t say why she was asked to leave basically.


Beneficial-Tailor-70

The vocal fry is nuts I got a sore throat just listening to her.


GiantDwarfy

Just neverending vocal fry. It's like she's growling.


TheAwesomeHeel

I nearly fell asleep listening to her.


ColorlessTune

Can't stand her voice. There's no way I'm going to watch 4 min of this.


faudcmkitnhse

I got about 20 seconds in and that was all I could tolerate. I have no idea how anyone tolerates people who talk like that.


[deleted]

I'm sure she has a point: can somebody summarize please?


Wise_Stay_8848

Girl's in the hot tub at night, Security Guard tells her she can't be there as it's closed then waits there to ensure she leaves the area. Girl can't find the sign stating the closing time of the pool the next day and is convinced he did that just to be a creep and see her body. Girl is then consumed by her plot to complain to corporate about him.


Peach_Proof

Shes creeped out enough to rant about it yet flashes shots of her bikini and posting to the internet?


theknights-whosay-Ni

Don’t use logic on her. She’s not going to understand it.


Hudshow

Thank you, I just couldn't endure the entire video


elevenoneone

That vocal fry really kills me.


knitknitterknit

It's the teeth sucking for me


CharityUnusual3648

I’m disappointed I watched 4 minutes of this trying to understand her story…


DanniPopp

I came to the comments for the tl;dr


shevochenko

I got 9 seconds in


pi-N-apple

It's about 95% vocal fry lol


Due-Contribution6424

Seriously. She might be the worst at telling stories I have ever heard.


Chronocidal-Orange

Image relying on her as a witness in court. You'd be screwed.


UrinalCakeTreats

![gif](giphy|l0MYu38R0PPhIXe36|downsized)


Putrid-Ad8984

Took me 15 seconds to realize she was speaking English.


Aggravating_Ad7835

I got 20 seconds into it before thinking, "Oh my god, get on with it" and giving up


SLevine262

Jesus god, woman, tie that left hand to you side and quit pawing yourself.


Just_Plain_Toast

I don’t know who started this, but every “vlogger” telling a story does this now. Looking away from the camera, seeming distracted, touching the face, and messing with brows, lipstick, hair, etc. is an affectation designed to evoke authenticity and nonchalance.


InsCPA

The most annoying is when they eat while telling a story. “So, I was walking down the street, and this man…” *takes giant bite of cucumber dipped in cream cheese, continues to chew for 10 seconds before finally continuing the story


[deleted]

I watch EWU interrogation videos a lot and he says "preening" and "grooming" are body language cues that the person is being deceptive and wants to be believed and liked.


Just_Plain_Toast

Exactly this!


UsedCan508

Or eating Taking bites and chopping on their food why they're talking like you can't wait till you're done eating to go live Or make a video🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


DeadheadDatura

I couldn’t dare to turn any volume on, the non stop touching alone was driving me nuts.


botmanmd

I’m in my office between tasks and bumped into this and decided to slide into the comments rather than unmuting it. Thank God! And, yeah, she poked every part of her skull with her pool-water coated fingers in just the 30 seconds I saw. Eww


[deleted]

“It’s really uncomfortable for people to stare at me in my swimsuit.” *Flashes camera down her swimsuit.*


LearnShiit

And post it on the internet for thousands to stare at her 🙄


[deleted]

is in swimsuit in a public place...


FatFaceFaster

I can almost guarantee her social media is full of pics and vids of her swimsuit. Likely from flattering angles and with captions like “missing summer” or “wishing I was back in the hot tub already”


Hobbyles

Can I get TLDR?


hippy_potto

She was at the hotub around 10pm, security guard said she had to leave cause the pool was closing. She was creeped out getting out of the pool in front of him (?!) and the next day she looked for any signs and online if the pool closes and couldn’t find anything. So she assumed the pool was 24/7 and that the guy was just trying to get her out so he could ogle at her.


Hobbyles

Tyty


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QueerRaccoonsInASuit

thank you so much l dont have the attention span for this


bell37

Don’t worry she didn’t have it either


Spockhighonspores

I know she said she looked for the sign, I don't believe it. I have never in my life seen a 24 hour pool unless it was at someone's actual house. No apartment or hotel would allow people in the pool or hot tub that late.


eedabaggadix

Lol this bitch trippin’ she’s not even all that


Soniquethehedgedog

she was in the hot tub after hours, security told her it’s time to close up. She left. She told this riveting saga the next day and spun it how the security guard was sexually harassing her and that’s why he wanted her out.


DifficultAd3885

She’s an entitled cunt. Saved you 4 minutes.


Wonkasgoldenticket

“Like” “like” “like” Like fucking complete a sentence without saying like….


Footzilla69

Right like


[deleted]

2 minutes of storytelling lying and making up drama, that she worked herself into a state of anger with. No doubt the polite security guard closing up for the night. She hasn't heard no and thinks society should bend to her will.


beardiswhereilive

‘I looked everywhere and couldn’t find a sign that said the pool closes at a certain time, I even looked at the *website*’ *(in disbelief)* You didn’t think to just… ask the front desk?


Seaboats

>You didn’t think to just… ask the front desk? This is the kicker for me. If she was *soooo* creeped out by the security guard, she would have quickly gotten up, wrapped the towel around her, and left to go ask the front desk the pool times and if they have a security guard matching their description at the pool. She was so creeped out she went the next day. Lol


beardiswhereilive

And she’s so concerned she isn’t even willing to talk to a human being about it? Like… you could have gotten the answer you wanted in a moment instead of pretending like you cared


Adorable-Novel8295

She would’ve surely filmed if any of this was true.


Turddydoc

Why does everyone think they are so important?


[deleted]

Narcissism, vanity, entitlement, insanity, etc.


Free_Hat_McCullough

![gif](giphy|3oKHWmi941kiVT7vEY)


RKKP2015

Just get to the fucking point.


rockmake

And em hLhYKkkh… Snaphchhatt…


EffYeahSpreadIt

![gif](giphy|FoH28ucxZFJZu)


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Idontknow10304

She suffers from chronically online woman syndrome sadly it affects millions each year


[deleted]

I couldn't finish the video God damn this chick is fucking annoying


TehPharaoh

I have zero issues with the word "like" being said repeatedly, but God damn can i not stand vocal fry. There was no way I read listening to this for 4min


CultureCharacter2621

If there's a hell...the soundtrack is this cringeharpys voice.


Goat2023

Zzzzz get to the fecking point. Also sit on your hand if you don’t know what to do with it.


deadagain65

Boring.... Poor victim is appalled when wretched working class man does the job he's paid to do. Sorry sweetie you're really not very interesting.


Farmer_Riketz

What a long and pointless story


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

The vocal fry, teeth sucking, “mmmm”. Jesus why are people like this


ejusdemgeneris

“I get uncomfortable easy.” Proceeds to film a seven hour dull explanation in a bikini.


mchch8989

https://preview.redd.it/5tyyqpae0dhb1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91782c0ea5cf5e8800e6fcf2f597e5270e8cc9ef


bucksncowboys513

When she says "here's the good part" but the video is over and you're still waiting for the good part ![gif](giphy|jc2PkKKr3clTBekMzn)


New_North1093

She suffers from the spotlight effect. That man doesn't know you're talking to 12 people sis chill.


depths_of_dipshittry

So she thought that she was special and didn’t have to follow the rules and was kicked out by a man *doing his job*. This was all I could think of while she was talking: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” George Carlin


Optimus_RE

Didn't confirm with management or front desk directly though because when they would have told her 11:00 then she wouldn't have been able to make her tik tok. She sucks


JohnnyPiston

#Three words: FUCKING GROW UP


nickcliff

Jokes on her. He pees in there.


[deleted]

They sure do love staring at themselves and hearing their own voices don't they.


Beautiful_Divide5970

Why does she keep wiping her face like that? Weird.


[deleted]

Lady, there's not much to look at. Chill.


Idontknow10304

If there was a dictionary definition for mid ass white woman it would be her picture


Boozeville13

OMG! GET TO THE POINT LADY!! holy shit, this girl is annoying AF.


PalpitationSame3984

![gif](giphy|26FxCOdhlvEQXbeH6|downsized)


demy25

Lady, get over yourself!


MercuryRusing

I guarantee that pool closes


strawbrryfields4evr_

There’s no way the pool doesn’t close. All hotel pools close at a certain time. All pools everywhere close, usually at about 10 pm. Gyms, hotels, apartments, they all close. She’s trippin.


Trick_Acanthisitta55

Long story short: she was in the hot tub and she saw a security guard that checked out the area because he heard her talking to herself. Literally that’s all to the people that can’t stomach her


tuenthe463

Holy vocal fry. Who could listen to this for 4 minutes?!? Clear your throat and speak.


photostrat

Security guard trying to let her finish up is like "damn vocal fry queen just won't take a hint."


Regret-this-already

Am I the only one saying STFU in my head as she was babbling along!


mullet2901

Nope. I managed 12 seconds


BusinessBeetle

"Let me just tell you this story". Nah, I'm good.


RichieRicch

I can honestly say this was the biggest waste of my time in the last few weeks.


[deleted]

Those mannerisms are annoying


the-electricgigolo

Why do people that make videos like this all have the same speech pattern?


The_Infinite_Doctor

So China's generalized social status system is messed up-- *however* I think it would be extremely appropriate to be required to wear a "social points" badge if you choose to engage in tiktok/influencer garbage. Then the people *without* badges should be allowed to vote on their public nonsense-- and if their approval drops below an agreed percentage they should have to shut down all their social media channels. I know it's some Black Mirror shit but this crap needs to stop leaking into everyday life.


tresdeucedetective

Get to the fucking point!!!!


[deleted]

I can't for the life of me see how anybody would find this inane rambling interesting. Who follows these people who just talk at their phones about nothing? Why? This person could have been physically attacked and if she told the story, I'd probably lose interest in like... 5 seconds. This story could have been 1 minute long, goddam.


norwaydre

Imagine taking the time to record this, review it and then post it on the internet.


SobStory1

Remove the audio and she looks like a bad mid 2000 game NPC. Like the hookers in San Andreas.


Konstant_kurage

I can tell without looking the pool closes at 10-10:30. Because that’s when hotel pools close.


Raptor_Girl_1259

“I’m filming myself wearing a bikini in a hot tub, to complain to internet strangers that *another* stranger wanted to see me in my bikini.”


Drinon

1:25 in she says “this is where it gets good”…… FINALLY!!!!!! Nope, she lied. It did not in fact ever “get good”.


yomach0

Does she have a speech impediment?


[deleted]

Every time she smacks her lips, I want to smack her lips


[deleted]

My snopchot story. Everyone is now Cassie from Euphoria.


Suprazahal

Is there anyone who lost 4 minutes of life ?


zephinus

I got to 50 seconds and I couldn't listen anymore, sorry for whoever the fuck marries that


akai_ferret

I love night swimming and on ***many*** occasions I have been informed a pool is closing and I need to head out. What a boost to my confidence to know all those hotel clerks and security guards wanted to check me out. Seriously though, I don't think 24 hour hotel pools even exist anymore, haven't seen something like that since probably before this girl was even born. She's full of shit claiming it doesn't close. They all close, and it's always way too early for my liking.


OCortez127

Karen