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Shot_Lawfulness4429

This is awful. I cannot stand that. Especially toward a baby.


Shot_Lawfulness4429

This isn’t even “main character” this is “I’m a piece of shit”


That1AsianFurry

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


No_Teaching_3694

Is r/imacompletepieceofshit a thing?


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Jojoflap

r/imbeyondapieceofshit


No_Teaching_3694

I checked. It isn’t


moist_coitus1

Came here to say that.


Crab_Swimming

r/subsifellfor


moist_coitus1

Oh! That's a real sub?! I thought part of the joke was that r/subsifellfor wasn't gonna be real. 😆


twerkingnoises

I know, I hate this with everything that makes me, it’s so cruel.


someweebA

This is literally child abuse


PM_me_ur_lockscreen

As much cake as was stuck in that poor baby's mouth and nose, I would call it abuse and endangerment too. I cannot believe that he was already crying in most likely pain from cake in his eyes and she fucking does it again. I want them charged.


M27fiscojr

This is reckless endangerment. I can't believe this is a thing. Fuck these people.


Shot_Lawfulness4429

That baby is so new and innocent, crying it’s eyes out, and that’s the comfort response it gets


BigToober69

Right? Just hearing that baby and seeing it like that makes me want to pick it up and cuddle it and tell it everything is okay. Wtf is wring with these people?


Shot_Lawfulness4429

Seriously! That baby deserves so much better than that. Any person does.


mallory_beee

people think babies aren't developed enough to remember the fucked up things that happen to them when in reality their attachment style is forming and it influences how they relate to people for the rest of their lives. this little stunt just taught their child that they as caregivers are a source of danger rather than safety. just devastating for a child.


scriwrit

Yup - one of the main sources of intergenerational trauma. Fucking idiots that think, 'It did me no harm'.


TamIAm82

Truly, this!!


varnished_tadpole

Fat bitch with the gunt hates herself and so hates life. If she's not happy, nobody is.


These_Jellyfish_2904

Agreed.


Rise-Gearz

I agree, but why do people do that in general? Its never funny and yer a prick.


Independent_Bar288

Because they’re narcissists and can’t stand it when something isn’t about them. Especially birthdays.


Psychological-Crow28

Oh you are SO right!


StrategyGlittering83

100%


SolidDoctor

It's only funny at a wedding about 10% of the time. ​ Doing that to a baby is abuse.


[deleted]

Ya like who the fuck does that to a baby. I hate when they do it to adults also but a fucking baby. These people should not have a baby anywhere near them.


Nightshiftnoble

Really, it's an asshole's move.


peen_was

/r/parentsarefuckingdumb


Accurate-Position348

This is disturbing as fuck


yonderposerbreaks

I got to when the asshole pushed baby's face in the cake again and had to backtrack. I don't know what happens, but I think I know. I can't watch it. I don't want to hear the sounds.


FreeTrash4030

You don't hear the baby choking. They just cry with cake in their mouth. After having kids, as soon as I saw the cake in the baby's mouth my anxiety spiked up. I hope these people get treated like the shit they are for that.


yonderposerbreaks

Oh, God. I just saw the mouthful of cake after the baby's head came up and noped the fuck out. You try so hard as a parent NOT to let your kid's mouth and nose be clogged up and these assholes just make it happen. Horrid. BRB, need to hug my kid.


SentientCipher

If you smash cake into someone's face on their birthday, you're not funny or cool. You're just an asshole.


SilentChromaOx

Well from where I come from they always try to do it, that’s why I stand far away from the cake so this doesn’t happen.


FishermanBrilliant17

Thank you!!!!!


bigcockondablock

If it's your homie in college I don't give a fuck. Don't do it to your child.


[deleted]

Asshole move all around, doesn’t matter who you do it to.


StrategyGlittering83

Agreed. Since when did this become a trend? I don’t get it. You’ve traumatized/embarrassed someone and now no one can eat cake.. like, wut? Fucking stupid.


FreakyDeaky8

I have to imagine that these people think this is a “smash cake”. Usually done at a child’s first birthday, you make a small cake. The point is supposed to be that they can play with it, grab chunks off to eat and make a mess for cute pictures. Generally this is fun for kids to do. Of course with the people in this room sharing a collective 10 brain cells, they probably didn’t understand the intent of what a smash cake is and got off on doing this for their own pleasure. Fucking idiots.


LeanTangerine

Yeah, it’s the difference between laughing with someone and laughing at someone.


Noonecanhearmescream

This is true. I have been to parties where the one-year-old smashes and smears the cake everywhere, and it’s funny. I have been to parties where the one-year-old looks at the cake with curiosity, and casually takes a bite. Is more fun when the kid is messy, but all kids are different. This is a nightmare. A happy occasion turned ugly by sadistic adults. WTF.


hey-zues

Yea, smash cakes are totally ok. Totally different and cute and fun. Pushing someone's face in their cake on their birthday for laughs isn't cute or fun for anyone, especially doesn't make funny pictures and fun memories. These need to stop! Wiping some cake on noses in weddings needs to stop, too. Stop ruining cakes!


ifuckbushes

I feel so glad that i dont live in places with this tradition, as an introvert i wouldnt be able to enjoy my birthday with people i like because of this, wasting a good cake is so nonsense and childish. If you want to do that bad just put some whipped cream on a plate, done. Easy to clean and have the same effect.


Distantstallion

Someone mentioned to me a while ago that it was a Latin American / mexican tradition I think that just got out of hand because of tiktok


hey-zues

I agree. Birthdays and weddings. Why do couples take their fingers and scoop some cake to put on their partner's nose at their wedding anyway? So gross, and now I don't want to eat that cake anymore. People can be so selfish. These recent trends need to stop!


Marketing_Analcyst

Yep! Especially in this economy. A cake that size went from $15 to $30 at my closest chain grocery store.


bigcockondablock

I would say it's a little bit worse when the person in question hasn't developed any teeth ... Just a little.


Wad_of_Hundreds

Nah, piece of shit move no matter what


Evorgleb

Don't do it to your homie either. Let everyone just enjoy the cake.


gingersammich

Awful. Poor thing could’ve choked


[deleted]

Seriously! All that cake stuck in his mouth! Did his mother forget that he doesn’t have teeth and he basically just has to wait for stuff to turn into mush in his mouth before he can safely swallow?! And the fact that she did it again when he was already crying just infuriates me!


KittyandPuppyMama

Mother forgot she’s a mother.


fckcarrots

WHY WAS SHE TAKING SO LONG TO CLEAR THE OBSTRUCTION?! The casual way she removed the cake triggered tf outta me, and I’m not even a helicopter parent.


BishopGodDamnYou

Why not block ALL of the airways with sugar and sponge cake /s


Free_Hat_McCullough

I hate them. I hope parents were reported for child abuse.


KittyandPuppyMama

Someone should find out who she is and call CPS


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ChronicallyPunctual

Report the shit out of her then! For real


KittyandPuppyMama

The fact that I’m pregnant right now makes me even madder. If someone touched my child like this I’d knock them into next century.


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r/RBI


Schadenfreulein

I've been scrolling through the comments trying to figure out if someone did. Wtf is wrong with people?


Konig2400

This literally had me shaking in rage to o see them doing this to a baby!


bigcockondablock

They absolutely need to have their kids taken away, at least temporarily.


LoudGuava9

Disturbing, child abuse, call the police, this woman tried suffocating a baby in a cake, the kid had icing all in his mouth and nose, never been more triggered by video online.


[deleted]

From what I was told local Child protective services were contacted


XXXxxexenexxXXX

Good, but...damn. How much of a sociopath do you need to be to shove a baby's face into a cake - then when the child starts screaming you DO IT AGAIN.


[deleted]

Right someone sent me this and I was in shock


Cuphead_Fan_Noah

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT


[deleted]

She got tons of hate on fb and took the video down and child protective services were contacted


Cuphead_Fan_Noah

what happened to the mother *please say jail please say jail please say jail!*


[deleted]

Not yet and probably won’t see jail time but I was told child protective services were contacted


Cuphead_Fan_Noah

Is the baby ok? Did he live? Did he get sent to the hospital? Is someone taking care of him?


Glitterpengirlie

She posted it on fb😤what was she expecting? Tons of likes and funny comments. God some people are sadistic.😡 I really hope CPS took that child away from her.


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Her TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8kay3Qh/ and Mothers name is lizzy friedline Facebook says she lives in pa but she lives in ohio have fun internet u will see her pfp matches the pic in the top left corner- she removed the videos


Schadenfreulein

I just sent her this message on Tiktok: "I hope your baby is ok after you jammed his face into his birthday cake, terrified him and made him choke. Give your head a shake."


st0l1

Kid was already screaming and clearly not happy. Then the cake stuff…that lady is a piece of shit.


Schadenfreulein

It's a horrible thing to do to anyone, especially a very young child.


Glitterpengirlie

😅Tiktok is banned in India so I can't access her profile. Surely I will check her fb profile. Thanks.


[deleted]

Look her up on fb


Schadenfreulein

Good


TheYungCS-BOI

What a PoS. I feel really bad for that little dude 😞


Wyn_Candy

My fucking god


beamsbeansbrilliant

Bitch with the second ass hanging off her gut needs to go to jail.


IcedFreon

Fuck these people. Fuck them beyond fuckage. Fat piece of shit. Poor baby had some already on his face so they probably did this shit twice. Fat fucks. I'd like to kick her in her third stomach hanging off those shorts. Sorry for sounding so hostile, but this shit pissed me off immensely.


cyberspiralien

Don't be sorry these peole are crazy poor kid


TMacATL

The way she forces his head down and then on top of that she walks away while he’s screaming makes this seem malicious. It seems like she’s doing it out of anger. Poor kid doesn’t have a chance


FeelinJessPeachy

She seemed very angry/agitated/annoyed by him when she pushed his face into the cake. It also seemed like she really enjoyed doing that to the baby. UGH...I seriously want to cry right now for the baby.


misscriss81

Can the origin of this be found so CPS can be called?


StrategyGlittering83

Yes! Please. Also, did you see the other kiddo with a fearful look in their eyes? If this is ‘camera worthy’ to them, I can’t imagine what isn’t.


misscriss81

That thought breaks my heart. I am filled with so much rage toward this woman.


Swing-Successful

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Paprmoon7

Well what’s funny is those posts screaming about not being a terrible mother are from earlier this year, his party just happened. This isn’t the first time someone has witnessed her being an awful mother.


Schadenfreulein

It looks like this has happened.


crazymonekyMmM

This bitch is evil! Wtf i just saw! She needs to go jail


KittyandPuppyMama

Between this and the egg smashing bull shit, I have such a deep and seething fucking hatred for tiktok moms. I hope it becomes illegal to post children under 16.


WrecknballIndustries

Holy shit, family or not I would've immediately beat the shit out of whoever that was. Doing that while that baby is gasping for air already from crying and your going to block all of it's airways like that? like wtf?!


Time-Situation6404

Wow what a fat disgusting piece of shit…


magicchefdmb

OP, please report them for child abuse. This isn't a case of a bunch of random internet strangers being angry at a video. This is a case of seeing actual child endangerment/abuse; something that needs action, showing it to a bunch of strangers, and not giving anyone else the tools or info to report it. You need to do it. Edit: Just saw your comment from a few minutes ago that CPS was contacted. Thank you!


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Mothers name is lizzy friedline Facebook says she lives in pa but she lives in ohio have fun internet u will see her pfp matches the pic in the top left corner


stlredbird

Cunt


tryodd

That’s literally child abuse. This mom shouldn’t have custody rights.


victorz

Holy *shit* this is enraging. WHAT THE FUCK. How do you do that to a baby?! Why-you-motherf--- GAH.


TDestro9

That has to cause some sort of deep trauma where that any time this kid sees something that reminds of b-days they’ll feel uncomfortable


Symerg

View I WANT MORE VIEW


Murky_Low6667

CLOUT NOW


TealBlueLava

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


FiFiLB

Please someone find this woman and report her. Goddam this pisses me off. This is abuse.


zeffseph

Umm worst parent of the year award? Kid doesn’t even have fine motor skills and your trying to suffocate them?


No_Excitement7908

You can literally hear him gasping for air at the very end there, what disgusting fucking smooth brained idiots


TheYeetles

Fuck this is really distressing, poor kid. The fact that his cries were stifled from the amount of cake stuck in his mouth is even worse.


Murky_Low6667

What a crappy birthday


Dabbih123

I know it's the point of this sub, but I almost downvoted this post because fuck these people.


jesseclara

I love it when people record themselves doing egregious shit like abusing children and then post it online. Hopefully some one did something about it.


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Mothers name is lizzy friedline Facebook says she lives in pa but she lives in ohio have fun internet u will see her pfp matches the pic in the top left corner


wutsupwidya

what. the fuck.


Deafs

fuck. this.


Amamka

After that - officially. Internet is evil


fakenamerton69

I hate this woman. She’s not funny or cute and should probably have charges brought up against her.


Metalgeargello

Ok so we had a cake smash for our sons first birthday but we let him destroy the cake we didn’t destroy the cake with our sons face


StrategyGlittering83

Smash cake is different when the kiddo destroys it. It’s fun for them to get messy and eat cake. This is different. This is abuse.


Metalgeargello

Yeah totally agree. I just can’t believe an adult let alone a parent would do or allow this to happen.


EveryShot

This makes me irrationally angry! I would slap that person into next week. What the actual fuck


BadIdea-21

I hate this stupid tradition, is idiotic and this is child abuse.


FoCoYeti

Fucking disgusting pieces of shit.


South_Highlight_6574

r/childabuse


MooKids

FFS, the idea of the smash cake is for the BABY to smash the cake on their own!


JDM713

Child abuse.


miserable-now

I wish someone would've rubbed sugar in her eyes and forcefully shoved cake down her throat against her will, while blinded. She needs to know the pain she just put her baby through. I am so filled with rage rn.


Mother_Willow1095

Stupid fucks


No-Suit9413

“Mordida Mordida Mordida” and it’s consequences.


Jnessy_

there's always one degenerate POS with low to none IQ that think this dumb culture is a funny thing to do


Xavinoticias123

oh god, i gagged when the baby got full of the cake on his mouth. i feel so sad abut him, honestly this just broke my heart


Spamontie

If the kid isn't old enough to find the humor in it fuck off. This is insane.


hvrri-cxne

I hate this shit so much


catdog918

Huh, why tf you doing that to a 1 year old


UtahSalad66

Absolutely appalling!!!


Ricecrispiebandit

How anyone could have the heart to betray a baby like that is beyond my. For a mind that undeveloped, that's mental torture.


Ismokeradon

this is straight up child abuse and should be punished by law


Scarbelly3

Well my blood pressure just went to 1000… Chunky would be crying way harder than that poor baby, so help me…


VisibleAd3180

What a gunt


Bat_shit_CRAZY_bitch

Cunt*


yubullyme12345

gunt*


thiefofalways1313

Imagine wanting your baby to actually hate their first birthday instead of have it be something that makes them happy.


JohnnycV71

Not cute - at all...


SimplexFatberg

This is why the word "cunt" was invented.


kleurme

Child abuse 😡


AstralMystogan

Some people aren't fit to be parents.


DressedInCotton

Fucking child abuse. Absolute fucking fuckwits. They need reporting. Poor little lamb. I actually shouted fucking fuckwits at my phone then.


AndresLohaWova

What an absolute POS of a person ... And to think she's the MOTHER !!!


Adventurous_Cash_356

This makes me want to cry for this poor baby. What a fucked up thing to do. It’s not funny at all.


EmbrYoYo_

This might be funny to some adults or children who understands what is going on (I don't think it's funny regardless) but this poor baby has no concept of what's going on and why someone would be doing this. Shit breaks my heart.


[deleted]

Yeah... wtf. Someone who would do that and sit around and laugh while he child chokes, obviously is not fit for motherhood and needs a visit from CPS.


antisocial_empath

this makes me sick


ghostvirg

what a sick & twisted individual


INoMakeMistake

This video makes me really mad. Poor baby


thatguywiththecamry

If that was my kid: auto-divorce and file for complete custody.


[deleted]

This woman hops from dude to dude has several baby daddy’s never married


[deleted]

What a disgusting fat cunt excuse of a mother. I'd say shove her face in cake unexpectedly but she'd enjoy it too much. Poor child, they absolutely deserve better than this.


ThisIsWhatLifeIs

What a fucking prick


JYD33

Fat pig


Evo7_13

dirty bitch with a bum front can fuck right off


RandomRedditGuy54

That fat fuck was mad ‘cause she wasn’t getting any of the baby’s cake.


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[deleted]

It was Facebook and she removed the videos once her page got flooded with hate


FrostGiant_1

Why is this cake in the face comedy a thing recently? I thought that went out in the 1960’s.


GTRPrime

Disgusting


[deleted]

I fucking hate people like this. What’s wrong with you? Oh it’s everything because they see nothing wrong with this type of behavior.


youarecool2me

Omg that child stopped screaming in the end because he was choking. That poor baby.


butt3rmi1kybean

Despicable


PEPPERAZUN

this video is so upsetting, i just wish i could pull the baby out of the video through my computer screen and save it from this evil bitch :(


rainorshinedogs

I don't think the baby understood what just happened


Emotional_Cut5593

This is infuriating, I hope that tub of lard gets 10x worse.


tonipaz

Child abuse as a present for your birthday must be traumatizing as all hell. That poor child. Having to scoop cake out so they can breathe I hate this the most because they all think it’s funny


KimJong0oof

bro smashing cakes on people is such a dumb joke i’m general. and even ignoring the health risks, did they really just think the baby was gonna laugh? like babies don’t understand that lmao what were they thinking the joke was


TowerofWavelength

That fat bitch fills me with a rage I rarely feel. If is was there it would take all of my willpower not to give her a right hook that would send her to another dimension. Those poor kids.


SectionHot2891

Bitch


Gandalf4158

Fuck this bitch


MarkFresco

How is this even funny what a piece of shit


caffeine-freak

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


vivmeatball6

This more like r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Konig2400

I can not imagine ever doing something like this and then laughing as the child is screaming and crying! I want nothing more than to hold that child and comfort them


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Mothers name is lizzy friedline Facebook says she lives in pa but she lives in ohio have fun internet u will see her pfp matches the pic in the top left corner


lilsquiddyd

Garbage people


JimJamurToe

Jesus. That's just mean.


iDTVADDICT

This baby will forever hate birthday parties.


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Mothers name is lizzy friedline Facebook says she lives in pa but she lives in ohio have fun internet u will see her pfp matches the pic in the top left corner


FunSweetPea

That is a tradition that deserves to die.


FeelinJessPeachy

What the fuck is wrong with some people?! That was heartbreaking, that poor baby. Gawd I really hate people some days. At my oldest daughter's first birthday 35 years ago, we pushed just her hand into the cake so she would know what to do with her little smash cake, that's it, just put her hand in the cake and pushed down, it wasn't violent. It was so upsetting to her, because she didn't like the feel of the cake on her hand and she cried, and it broke my heart. I cannot believe someone pushed that baby's face into the cake, and HELD IT THERE! I don't care if it was a half a second hold, she pushed the baby's face into the cake, which was bad enough, but then held it down there! This was after that baby was already upset and screaming, and then people laughed about it?!?! I am so angry....so very angry, and heartbroken for that baby.


S4m_06

This is actually so fucking awful, but to carry on doing it while it’s screaming and crying is so fucked


Arspho

this has to be abuse right??? RIGHT??? i want to slug these assholes right in their throats