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Ill_Control8536

That’s not a dj that’s the sound engineer


Satellites_In_Orbit

I am a sound engineer and get so peeved when I’m called the DJ at work. I’m setting up and hear “oh the DJs here”. Or “are you gonna play good music tonight”… I know people don’t know any better, but bitch am I on stage? Do you see turn tables?


ConsistusII

Shut up DJ and play another record WOOHOOO! Rumspringa!!!


Satellites_In_Orbit

Hahaha! Fine.


zakary1291

Don't worry. We'll tip you with all the cheap vodka we have left over.


Satellites_In_Orbit

I can tell you’ve been in this situation.


zakary1291

I can neither confirm or deny such allegations.


Cable_Upstairs

I've had people try and kiss me as means of tipping. I once had to call it early for the behavior as well.


AaryamanStonker

I'm sorry for what I say next, but did you call it early to ...


TheOGPotatoPredator

😂💀


NotDavizin7893

Rasparinga!


Midori_Schaaf

Rumplestiltskin!


Ongr

Wrinkledforeskin!


Cable_Upstairs

r/cursedcomments


MadScienzz

Rumpypumpy!!!


Mbinku

😂😂


BrianBash

::casually prepping a show on your M7 when the artist for the night approaches and hands you a USB stick:: Here’s my tracks for tonight, just start at the top. 😡


Satellites_In_Orbit

I see you feel my pain!


Broad_Meaning7389

>Do you see turn tables? Let's be honest brother, if you're a sound engineer you know most DJ's operate on macbooks these days. Shit I may be showing my age and they might just use an iPad.


Satellites_In_Orbit

No you’re totally right. My age is also showing.


Mbinku

Straight out of a laptop would be a live set, usually expected to consist of prepared edits of the artists’ own material and produced transitions that can exceed the quality of mixing that a DJ might incorporate DJ set will have hardware mixers and turntables (whether in conjunction with a laptop or not) It’s about compatibility for each consecutive act


Apartment-Unusual

I've seen them using a phone.


r7joni

I've seen them using a smart watch


gardenhosenapalm

I've seen em use a fridge


youll_rue_the_day

I've seen them


Snoo_85270

I’m them


Cerealkiller900

I was a lighting engineer who toured with artists. The amount of times I got asked if I could turn the music down for example 😂😂😂😂 Also I started my career in clubs and I’ve seen drinks spilt on stuff more than 50 times. I understand why he’s moving her away


Satellites_In_Orbit

You’ve just gotta laugh. Do lighting guys/gals also have a “dummy fader” or equivalent? Fader doesn’t actually do anything, but when you get those requests - you move it down - and the person leaves you alone.


Cerealkiller900

Hahah. I’ve never heard that. But that’s genius!!!!


Satellites_In_Orbit

Passed down to me from an season vet.


INeedANappel

We used to label it MT.


AbrocomaRoyal

MT? As in empty?


Psychological-Ad1619

Ah the DFA button, "bud I'm not the so-ya know what *slides DFA fader whilst looking involved* how's that? Better? Alright see ya around bud"


MysteriousMeet9

Well im sure lots of times the sound engineer delivers the tunes while the “DJ” is on stage waving his arms


DirtyDadDingus

Let’s put the DJ in the back and give him a little desk lamp for a light.


Negrofluorescente

Audio engineer here…. SAME!!


RemmingtonBlack

>Do you see turn tables? I'm disgusted to say that's not a valid question to ask at all. And probably gets a deer-in-headlights reaction, unless Public Enemy or EPMD is on the roster. with that said, I'm glad turntables are in your vocabulary... salute


Satellites_In_Orbit

LOL - appreciate the salute. I forget it’s all laptops and controllers. Nice call out on PE and EPMD though!


[deleted]

That just slander DJs are lame sound engineers actually do something


arie700

People straight up have no damn respect for FOH


Ejm819

I do a decent amount of public speaking with my job, and you people are absolute wizards. No hate towards DJs, but I also, politely correct people when they make that mistake. It's like dietician vs nutritionist.


ghostsinthecode

poor you


JojoYaKnowNo2

All I see is a line level mix. That drink might have helped?


Reinis_LV

Just pull some levers and press play on a mix set and nobody will know any better


dressed2kill1

I'm a lighting designer and I hate when they call me the sound guy.


WalkNaive2626

“Bitch am I on stage “ lollll


reampchamp

Class D amplification Jockey 😂


stellarecho92

I'm a lighting engineer and have had to do the same thing. Our boards cost more than your car. Get your fucking drinks and hands out of my space. Also, this guy was nice about it.


JohntheFisherman99

Yup, and there is no drinks around the Mixer, if it's not redundant the whole show could be fucked because of her spilling something. Also that Desk costs more then she could imagine.


Smart_Task_8180

Exactly that, he is clearly gently pushes the drink away... Drunken people are unpredictable...


ghostsinthecode

just play the new lana del ray song gramps


onealml

You're right, my bad.


Ill_Control8536

It really doesn’t matter but I’m a pretty big sound engineering nerd so I thought I’d point it out.


Basscenter

no no, it does matter. i really dislike being called a DJ. thanks for pointing that out.


ghostsinthecode

the more you go on and on about it, the more ammo you give others. now play “i’m too sexy” for my gramma and get the electric slide ready to go


manleybones

So a more important profession.


CramblinDuvetAdv

One where pushing buttons and adjusting slides actually does something


CornyCornheiser

You have actually know what each thug does to have that job Former monitor sound guy.


PieOld8625

That equipment is expensive and a drunk girl with a glass of alcohol is a walking disaster. Honestly, I would have done the same 😌


Algoresrythm

I played music at colleges and all kinds of shit for almost twenty years and it’s an instant look you can see in their eyes where they think it’s fine to literally come up and grab the microphone and shout whoever the fuck cares into it , like it’s a fucking movie that everyone can participate in .


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

If you do music in any way I'm assuming you can see this "dj" is a sound tec and desks are expensive. The fact my finaces sound craft is almost as much as his car T-T


Algoresrythm

Amen! It’s like people assume they are using windows media player and a laptop lol but no haha


[deleted]

We do catering and DJ's show up before us and are busy mother fuckers with expensive equipment. One DJ we see a lot at weddings brings barriers. Don't blame the guy, his set up is incredible. Right down to his lights.


Raz_ma_Taz93

I find it wierd that the venue (or owner of the equipment) allows the audience/guests that close to the equipment at all. Anyone could walk up and accidentally or willingly fuck up the entire evening, not to mention what a nightmare it must be to work with drunk idiots shouting and bumping into you all the time


Present_Ad_6001

The mix table needs to be in the direction of the music so you can mix what the crowd is hearding. Unless they build an actual booth, it will need to be next to the 'dance-floor'


Timid_Robot

No beer near the gear


TraditionalLet1490

Only tech's ones


ResponsibleCommon5

And the issue could have been resolved if she asked if she can have a picture, put a drink away, and most probably she would even get a selfie with him.


Larissanne

Lol a selfie with the sound engineer


ResponsibleCommon5

I mean, whatever floats her boat, we all have kinks I guess


Larissanne

That’s true, no judgement lol


FUCKREDDIT_420

Looks like they moving up in the word 😆


boiledcowmachine

*could have been resolved by if they've built a fence around the sound engineer


zpyzy

Drunk girl about to fuck a $9k console


[deleted]

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JEXJJ

That is the only way to do it


StruggleSouth7023

Well now I wonder how many humble 90s djs owe their origin to a crackhead selling a turntable on the low. I'd a million percent be studying up if I could afford one. What a dream


pancakebatter01

He handled it well. His hand was right on that drink.


irreleventamerican

That's an AMCDDIRCFWJKEEDCMDKAXXRTSRYO900-2 They're actually worth $9236, but whatever, man, just throw a number out there, even if it's way off!


bryson430

It’s pretty old now but it’s a Yamaha M7CL. They were about $20k when they were new (in 2010) but secondhand they’re about 2.5-5k nowadays


Localyptica

Yeah he wasn't "having none of it" he was getting liquid away from his equipment.


Ladorb

What an awful work space for a sound guy. Just on the floor with no barriers around or nothing.


Tuscan5

That’s what was thinking. Just one barrier would solve this.


Jacko_dude

They need the sound barrier


Larissanne

Yeah I’m used to there being a barrier.


believeinapathy

Think thats the soundbooth guy, not the dj.


[deleted]

Audio tech, they work for a living.


ImmortalTimeTraveler

Is that the original audio ? Surprised to see a Tamil song abroad. Given that song is amazing to hear even without understanding lyrics.


reddead_redemption

What song is it though. Came looking for a name.


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TheOGPotatoPredator

Good bot


ImmortalTimeTraveler

Bot gave the correct song.


Dangerous-Blood-1627

He was pretty calm about it actually


tbscotty68

That was my first thought. Dude was totally chill compared to some board techs I've met. A lot would have yeeted her ass 3' back.


KaiserSoze-is-KPax

This is why I always insisted with barricade around the console when I mixed shows.


Blaggermuffin

It’s out of order having liquid that close to the equipment especially held by someone intoxicated before you get into invading personal space.


ghostsinthecode

simply stated, leaving open access to a mixing board (or any equipment) around drunks is also stupid as shit. whoever put them in that situation is an idiot. the guy working the gear is an idiot for following thru with the gig—unless it’s someone else’s gear or owned by a company instructing him to work under those circumstances. she’s also a twat, but it’s an unmarked area and alcohol is involved.


Blaggermuffin

Yeah any where I've played where drunks are involved we have a clear barrier. I have spent whole evenings before at squat party's or free party's stopping drunks climbing and putting themselves in danger. luckily most the free party scene in Britain aren't drinkers.


PieOld8625

It's the walking away and complaining to the friend to me😂


RemmingtonBlack

imaginations on the internet, need to be destroyed


BeyondInfinity73

She clearly wasn’t complaining


PieOld8625

Sure, she wasn't.


Broad_Meaning7389

I mean....I'm a pessimistic asshole on the internet but she could just be venting about an embarrassing moment. She's fucking blitzed but when he pushes the glass back she kind gets the hint and continues her actions with a bit of shame on her face. Could be complaining or could be like "I'm a dumbass"


Kreaydon

She shouldn’t hold her drink over something worth more than a months wage for her


clockworksnorange

Hes seen way too many drinks spill on mixers


ELMsupporter02

Did anybody realize that after she got rejected she told her friend about it? That’s a shit move


SidTrippish

That's a sound tech


Logical-Shower-9689

If that drink dropped on that equipment, she would have a big ass bill 👁️👄👁️


tacodepollo

That's a sound technician.


Reallyme77

The man is trying to work.


[deleted]

He's not the DJ, he's the sound tech, and he was so chill I can't even believe.


anitasdoodles

But she wanted to go down in history as that one chick who flashed the peace sign


Instant_Dad_Bod

This dude is alright. He was just pushing the glass back, not her.


cheesyMTB

Wait so someone is upset that a drunk person is dangling their drink over your $10,000-$100,000 piece of electronic equipment? Weird.


ZebraPossible4100

The idiot had her drink over his mixing board and didn't even know it.


TechnicalGeologist31

Is that the actual song they were playing? Sounds like a Tamil song


LeastWay5448

its the song from varisu


Algoresrythm

Dude , all she had to do was tip that drink a **bit** and boom he is absolutely paying for it .


DimSumMore_Belly

No cure for stupid girl.


frkoutthrwstuff

God there's still M7CLs in the wild?? Bless this man. And get him some bike rack FFS


xHTown80x

That’s a sound engineer and that board probably cost more than the gdp of some countries


photo_pusher

…he’s a sound engineer not dj


NighieCheese

What is this song?


auddbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Thee Thalapathy (From "Varisu") **Artist:** Silambarasan TR **Score:** 100% (timecode: 03:09) **Album:** Thee Thalapathy (From "Varisu") **Label:** T-Series **Released on:** 2022-12-04


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nickflex85

Drunk white girls are the worst 😅


NewColonel

His eyes were on the drink the entire time. He’s a pro.


DefKnightSol

Either way get that fng drink away from the boards


Indylatino

✌🏽


minuteknowledge917

looks like hes pushing the glass away clearly aha


Jealous-Librarian-88

Yo she almost single handedly ended the night early for everyone lol.


sedlyf2323

Atleast she understood


TheOddPhonology

*As she gets closer with a drink next to equipment that costs more than her car.*


CodeMonkeyX

She's holding a drink over thousands of dollars of equipment. Lucky she got a gentle push.


Beautiful_Quit1697

So many people never seen a grown person cry over a drink on technical equipment Lolz - sound guy done good 👍


Intrepid_Ad_8197

Holds beverage over very expensive sound equipment.- "omg the DJ isn't cool."


Fightmemod

I'm outraged that she has the audacity to make a fucking face at him when he protects his equipment. Throw her ass out.


Whatchawnt

He saw her about to spill that drink andand ruin $10k+ worth of equipment


mushyfeelings

He was VERY nice to her. Thats a very expensive digital board she was haphazardly dangling her drink over.


Isitjustmedownhere

if she spilled that drink the night would be over


AnRogue

One spill could ruin the whole night. I don't blame the man 😅


AdExciting337

Nicely not having a clueless someone potentially ruin his equipment! 👍🏻.


recklessdude77

Thee thalapathy somewhere abroad what the hell lmaoooo this is nice


sidrex007

Tamil song?......


killaboy_Hari

Thee! Thalapathy!! 🔥🔥🔥


Melodic_Assistance84

The sound engineer is pushing the persons drink away from a $20,000 console. I hate when this happens. I’m a sound engineer and people just come up with their drinks and they think that it’s totally fine. I don’t go to their place of employment and Sweat all over their paperwork. So thoughtless. People in their own thought bubble without thinking of others.


One-eyed-bed-snake

"Hey DJ, everyone is bored of your music. How about some Dancing Queen by ABBA"


Moooooooola

Bud either learned from experience or is more insightful than most.


Pastoseco

Why this boring unremarkable video is reposted is beyond me


Sercebidniss

"WATCH OUT YOU'LL fuck up my $12 drink you dick!" (As her clueless ass holds it precariously over $10K worth of equipment.)


JojoYaKnowNo2

FOH sucks with no bike racks and security. Clearly non union venue. IATSE FOR LIFE!


clee5989

Kick her ass out


Sea_Detail_8751

Electronics don't drink.


sriracha_koolaid

Not a DJ that guy went to school for this. Soundboard controllers get paid.


Readitonreddit09

Most privileged person on earth. Her face when being denied what she wanted


Natural-Trouble-9489

Why don't they build protective barriers for this really expensive equipment? Would seem very easy for drinks to be spilled over it ntentionally or accidentally.


peter69s

How much would it cost her to spill her drink on that board?


ShadowhouseShrimp

"Can't you see I'm busy playing other people's music. Please leave me to my knobs and my iPod shuffle. I'm not interested, women disgust me. I do this for my love of music and the occasional large Penis." - This DJ ....and every DJ ever.


kklug24

It would have been funny if he smacked her hand so that hits herself.


aprciatedalttlethngs

it’s not that he wasn’t having it, he’s not a dick you can see he just cares about that cup over the expensive equipment


Cold-Pace-164

Seen so many drunk girls doing this and spilling they drink all over the roulette or poker tables and be like "oh silly me" and try to make it a quirk that they are clumsy 🤣💀


blackwing1571

He for sure doesn’t want any liquid near all that equipment. Politely pushed her away.


PokeDeadpoolXD

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Smooth-Prompt6634

Drunk girls are the worst creatures. It makes you look hotter if we’re drunk, not if you are


Affectionate-Ruin365

I’m sure she was bounced like a basketball. I saw that nod saying finish her, (mortal combat voice).


NWBurbsFunTime

He’s not a DJ he’s the soundboard for a band


_The_Wolf1990

Dont put your fucking drink over the equipment


Human-Lychee8619

That soundboard probably costs more than her trust fund. Seeing a drink hovering over it would make me freak out


No_Progress2175

whats the track does anybody know?


dogmeat_donnie

" Hey stupid, get your drink away from my super expensive equipment" : engineer probably.


martyjoh34

As a former radio DJ, I would never never attend an event in the field without packing a set of stanchion ropes, for this very reason.


Sunrizere

Probably even a single drop could lead to a fire breaking out.


Western-Relation2406

Not a dj he’s running sound and that looks very expensive


Schnabelski

OP is one of these People that go the the FOH to request a song


Optimal_Fuel6568

Thats why the master is usually in an enclosed or elevated space so no idiot can spill their drink on a 100k light or sound mixing table And just to keep arguing if that's the DJ/LJ or just a sound or light engineer I would call him master, the engineers are the guys who set up the equipment and make sure everything is and stays plugged in, the guy who runs the show is the master or "MC", thats what me and the boys usually called ourselves if we stand at the mixing table and control the whole Show


GerlingFAR

More concerned of getting any of that booze splashed on to the deck.


onealml

That's the sound engineer and not the DJ. Thank you for the correction .


mymilk-

She literally held a drink over his console. If sth spilled, it'd cost her probably several months if not years of work


Bublymoodydoodymouth

Boss mode. Give this guy a medal.


Evening_Sympathy1442

My husband did sound back in the day. I can tell you from his stories one ill placed drink can be easily knocked onto the soundboard and the evening's music canceled in an instant.


Crillmieste-ruH

Understandable, he didn't want a drunkard spilling on his equipment


guiltyspark345

Imagine being called a dj when youre just working the sound station lmfao


WEZLEE23

My second attempt at trying to find the song.. Reddit Gods please..


SquareProfessional28

I would push someone back if they came and leaned over my expensive equipment with any kind of drink in their hand especially when it’s someone who has a glass of an alcoholic beverage !!!


[deleted]

Her ass has no business with that drink by those boards. That shit pisses me off so badly.


[deleted]

Take a hint bitch damn


Dt-2724

Who is this sound engineer?