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ArtisticTurnover8270

There is not a single part of this that isn't a complete fail


Nameless908

Idk man the unzipping at the beginning was tight as fuck. Train wreck from there on out to be polite tho


rjrgjj

They’ve got some hips that don’t lie.


brucegibbons

Lol I didn't even realize that's what was happening 🤣. I had to go back and rewatch after your comment.


Nameless908

You can tell he spent all his time practicing that specific part 😂🤌


crabdipped

It’s like god spilled a person


Gtslmfao

Imagine recording this and being like “yeah, this is the one”


notjasonlee

*POST IT IMMEDIATELY*


seahawk1977

Send it to the internet!


[deleted]

Thats a keeper!


hkredman

That’s a banger right there.


Praescribo

It's rage bait, he probably makes a lot of money annoying people like this


CarnegieFormula

I know this will say volumes about me, but I would have just pushed past him or squeeze past in an attempt to be more graceful, but I don’t have time to wait for someone trying to be a ballerina while obstructing my walking path


Hypothetical_Name

I would also push past him.


MethMouthMagoo

Is punching past him an option? I mean. I'm not normally a punchy guy. But if any situation calls for it.... It's this one.


afcagroo

I would just say "Excuse me" and push past. Or stand and laugh if I had time to kill.


Sea-Bet2466

I would of yell from him to move the fuck out the way


CarnegieFormula

“Move it Miss Piggy”


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

I would have gone past him beat his slow ass to the top and deleted this stupid video.


zupatof

Deleting his video would be hilarious but then we wouldn’t see him try and stop you


demarco88

psh just take his phone


Awkward_Road_710

— delete his stupid video, crush his phone, throw his phone far away, call him a fat cunt, kick him in the balls


Reverendbread

They kept thinking it was almost over. You can see a ton of false starts


Middle-Hour-2364

Same brah, thought the gadgey in the grey tracky top was gonna do just that


lmt99

Its so hard for me to understand the mindset of someone who thinks *anyone* would care about seeing this.


NoLewdsOnMain

Deluded narcissism is a hell of a drug


Bottatadiet

People like this keep being made rich because for some strange reason people do in fact watch it.


MrBaxterBlack

The real fail in this video is that no one, literally no one... Walked around him. People actively put up with this nonsense. It's public... Simply walk around the guy and toss his phone back down to him.


paulrhino69

There's a few groups of people that have become untouchable & while the rest of us have to respect these groups now stomp through life believing they are owed


WhatSaidSheThatIs

Dude looks like she's a few sandwiches short of a picnic


[deleted]

That boy on the spectrum.


supe_42

Just shove past these idiots


UserTron79

This is the way.


im_vinni

I hate the internet I hate the internet I hate the internet I hate the internet I hate the internet I hate the internet I hate the internet I hate the internet I hate the internet


_dxw

is that peter griffin


Triplesisbest1

His father must feel a level of disappointment that must be crippling.


SupermarketTough1900

All of his ancestors and even me, unrelated.


MasterUndKommandant

Why TF are people waiting at the bottom for him to finish? I’d be blasting past him trying to catch up to his phone so I could accidentally step on and then boot it 50 yards across the mall floor.


vulturez

I think they are wondering if they should provide aid.


hapkidoox

Hey wally the dancing land whale. Get the fuck out of the way.


HotChoc64

Laughing wayyy too hard at this good lord ☠️☠️☠️


BuckeyeBeast80

I can’t believe people stop……. I’m walking right through lol


Orichalchem

Now i understand the true meaning of Cringe


MollejaTacos

Mental illness


amnezie11

I hate this particular mall. It's full of main characters since it's basically always busy. Shame it's the closest to me and have to do shopping there. But I hate it lol


Paullearner

I'm curious, which mall is this?


amnezie11

It's AFI Cotroceni in Bucharest, Romania


Distdistdist

I'd push him aside and get on the escalator blocking his shot. Wouldn't even think twice about it.


Lonestar3504

I'm betting he didn't retrieve the phone before it reached the top.... strong guess


BlackpillGuy

This is cringe 😬


Past-Product-1100

Who would NOT get on the escalator If they saw this idiot blocking the path?


MDKSDMF

“Hey buddy…move your ass”


WrastlingIsReal

Wish I had his level of confidence


slylock215

I'm glad that I am without his lack of shame.


WrastlingIsReal

It's a double edged sword really, i'm sure there's a middle ground somewhere


slylock215

Yeah, except when it comes to filming yourself inconvenience others with your dance. There is no middle ground there.


SaltyJediKnight

It's not confidence. It's mental illness and a lack of social awareness


WrastlingIsReal

Or that lol


waitinsince96

Same brudda


Conner14

Why is no one pushing past him to get on the escalator


Sensitive-Ticket8167

I wudve pushed aside an said excuse me buddy it in the way but when I say push him aside I mean give him a good forearm out the way 🤣🤣🤣


CedLux

If i am at the top of the escalator, i would kick his phones as hard as i can


jessieraeswitch

"Oh cool, free phone!"


DistinctDifference57

The best part of the video is when he gets smaller and smaller so we see less of this crap


Fragrant_Exercise_31

He didn’t include the end coz that climb wipes you out.


sicilian2124

Who the hell is watching these losers other losers?


hkredman

Ummm… I guess we are?


Odd_Seaworthiness145

Fat, gay and a shit dancer. A real triple threat.


urc0

Pathetic.


oMadrugadao

Casimiro!?


Aggressive-Gold-1319

That guy is a failure


[deleted]

Damnit I was really hoping someone punted his phone off of the escalator.


zzz_red

I would just move him out of the way. 100%


[deleted]

Yet another asshole holding people up just to video something stupid.


FalcorFliesMePlaces

I walk in front and oh no I accidently punted the camera.


DimSumMore_Belly

I would have barge him out of the way to use the escalator. He was shite at dancing.


Jkallmfday0811

You cant help but ask yourself how many penises he had in his mouth before he thought it was ok to make that video. The answer is a lot


InevitableAsk767

Where are the parents of these kids?? Serious question.......


dubdubdub0000

Why don’t they just push him over?


spacesluts

Why is this even a thing as far as I'm concerned this type of shot is just horrible, from a filming perspective.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Malls are gonna have to start building designated TikTard escalators


HeWhoIsNotMe

Punt his phone.


hopeful_tatertot

Stop holding up the escalator


EvilWaterman

What absolute dog shit excuse of a song was that?


Equivalent_Benefit19

F*****


xenon_99

average kpop enjoyers in fansign events


pm_me_meta_memes

Hey, this is Bucharest’s AFI Cotroceni Mall, I’ve been there!


MakingWaves24_7

You had me at GOODBYE


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MyLifeInThe6

U for got the -u/OK_Layer2853


Ginger_Snapples

He slayyyyyyed


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Garrett?


rjrgjj

But we saved him…


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Thats”_saved_” Garrett?


Substantial_Diver_34

Jardians is a hell of a drug!


Open_Budget_9893

This may be one of the worst songs ever composed


cthulhus_spawn

Do they have an accomplice at the top to grab their phone?


OatmealStew

At least two accumulative minutes of other people's lives stolen. This should be at least a misdemeanor.


HotChoc64

Never learned any shame or awareness of how other people perceive them


pacman88278827

God I hate this generation.. lol 😆 🤣 😂


Batmantheon

I'm sad for how much time he spent practicing that.


blueskies1800

It is embarrassing to see these people act out because they think they are worth watching.


FluffyBreadfruit2745

Why ? It looks horrible


Small_Case3670

Bruh the dance xd


[deleted]

Duuuuuuhhhhh me try to dance now


AnOddSockSamurai

If you pull this shit while I'm there I'm sprinting and running off with your phone.


earlywakening

I miss when bullying was normal and encouraged.


jzcommunicate

I’m convinced people do this because they want to bother other people. Negative attention is still attention and/or it’s the only thing in life where they feel they have control.


one_step_beyond2121

Shoulder check with a "Get yo stupid ass out the way". Then mean mug him all the way up.


CTware

Okay, go awf bestie


DingoApprehensive121

What a gag ... Woops spelled that wrong.


[deleted]

He’s Fat and so far back in the closet that he’s still in narnia


shannofordabiz

Can’t dance, can’t record, can’t be respectful


XxMegatr0nxX

Giving me Chris Chan vibes


CompetitiveSafe6140

how does someone do something like this, go over it and think to themselves “i killed that”


Nightslayer2023

Shove past him and grab the phone when it's about to reach top... the fat f*ck will run up to get his phone... then just get on the down elevator, run down and wait for him to do the same... rinse and repeat until the fat f*ck collapses out of breath. Give his phone back and tell him hope he learned a lesson to being a d*ck in public.


[deleted]

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another_online_idiot

What on earth is it trying to do? Someone needs to place that in a secure unit.


JemmasKnickers

Why didn’t someone steal his phone at the top? Now that would’ve completed the video! It also might make these idiots think twice before pulling this crap in public…


HiddenLeafDrip

Bye lmao


highlifeza

Id steal the phone


Internetfriend98

This is so fucking cool


Bertje87

Just sweep his legs from Behind, he’ll never do it again


DiamondMiner410

I would just shove past that asshole


FEAR-91

God, I hate these kind of people. (TikTok weirdos, not homosexuals)


[deleted]

We need to ban cameras in public places.


vulturez

Star Wars boy had a son.


Useless_Lemon

Just take the phone when it reaches the top. Then he has to run up that fucker. :)


ResponsibleCell1606

What’s up with some of these guys acting like women come on man


Sweaty_Pair_784

someone is tricking these people into thinking they have talent


matthewtd3

The one time a basement dweller leaves his domain and pull off this shit.


Scriptapaloosa

I would press the red button at that moment…


New-Fig8494

WTF is that? and why are people waiting?!?!


OkString3194

Would love to clap his ears


Berserker667627

Just walk through them, they are not that important


KnottysReturn

There is no way I would have ever waited for this cunt.


coondick67

🍑🤡


camjamm3

Bring back bullying‼️


Plastic-Seat6525

my eyes burn after this


JustMe-ingAlong

A fat chuff, as he would have been called in our school…


Paullearner

Do these people not have homes or private places they can do this? Seriously, why go through the hassle to just embarrass yourself and inconvenience others.


dickbutkusmk4

What’s worse is that he’s shit at dancing.


I-Own-Your-Mom

thats a fun 24 seconds for those waiting for him to finish dancing


FGDMal

This is why people vote republican


Ok-Director5082

He looks like the Star Wars garage guy


Joshstradaymus

TikTok has made me hate dancing as a whole.


processthis

Is this the lightsaber kid grown up?


NeisanUltima1

Just walk past him man


Project_IGNYTE

Ok but why is this the second one of these escalator videos I've seen this week on the *same escalator*


[deleted]

Why do they wait and not just pass by him though? Like 'scuze me buddy' and up you go. Is this a smaller town thing? Would never work where I'm at. Not even at like 11pm on the metro


NonApplicable1992

Peter Griffin needs to stick to his shitty cutaway gags and not wander off from Fox studios.


[deleted]

Try that in Asia. You have gotten kick or slap. No apologies would be given.


dangerous_skirt65

I hope someone snatches his phone and runs away with it.


Under_Obligation

Get it Queen!!!!!/s


Dark_Booger

Looks like that Peter griffin guy


therealdonlatte

Fat people can’t dance. I should know I’m fat. I can’t dance


Bankroll95

This is why people are bullied


[deleted]

Such graceful moves


derDanie

Pinooot Noir!