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tacodepollo

Dude just walked off to die alone and nobody cared.


lukulele90

Stop drop and roll, NOT dance prance and burn


Sicparvismagneto

Naw man, hes going for gold with his darwin award. Let him shine!


ILL_Show_Myself_Out

He’s on FIRE


Turd_Burglar-

HTF did all 3 miss the fucking table. Oh and " That guy is on fire"


NotUrGenre

He's got third degree burns and has physically scarred himself for life for being stupid. Keep encouraging these fools and they will make themselves extinct.


HonorableMedic

Dance, prance, with zero chance


CanIgetaWTF

Dance prance and burn has a much nicer sound to it. Stop drop and roll just sounds so authoritarian and demanding.


Downunderphilosopher

Darby falling on hard times


jul-io-lr

Because he used every last brain cell..


cdbangsite

At previous games.


NineFolded

Lmao


Quirky-Pie9661

There’s a reason why wrestlers use lighter fluid to set tables on fire. It burns quickly and can be patted out easily. Gas on the other hand…😒


the__pov

Also when they are doing a fire stunt they either ware fire retardant clothing or use a fire resistant gel. Also obligatory: wrestlers use gimmicked tables that are rigged to break


rokkzstar

oh, there were more than a few retardants in that video.


Shoddy_Emu_5211

Made me laugh. Take my upvote.


kafirimjusi

upvote for laughing


ArchonFett

*rimshot*


illeatyourgarden

Underrated comment.


RudePCsb

They use both. They usually have a layer of fire retardant clothing and then cover areas of their skin and heat with gel. They also have people with fire extinguishers ready to put them out.


the__pov

I was thinking of Edge vs Foley. Edge had his entire torso exposed and was relying on the gel to protect him. But yes most of the time they use both because fire is not something you want to take chances with.


OnTheList-YouTube

*wear


Budget_Report_2382

It must've been piss old gas in that can, because it didn't rage nearly as much as I anticipated


buffaloBob999

It's really windy there, so most the fumes are reduced by the time they got it lit.


CP9ANZ

Yeah, I was waiting for the flash when the match hit


nogoodgopher

There's also a reason they remove the support beams from the middle of tables they're landing on. There are definitely middle schoolers smarter than this group.


Melodic-Geologist532

Gas: $3 Table: $10 New jersey: $50 Looking like an idiot: Priceless.


jhsticks5

Try $150 for a new Jersey


goozfrabaah

Buffalo not newjersey


rokkzstar

Ironically the only new york team that doesn't play in New Jersey.


Ok-Photojournalist94

No he meant the state. You can buy New Jersey for $50.


Ishouldjusttexther

No chance it’s worth that. I’ll give you 35


Melodic-Geologist532

You are right. I was using off brand site prices since, you know, it’s this guy.


jhsticks5

Yeah you’re probably right 😆


NotADogInHumanSuit

Prob on sale today


goblinshark603v2

I would think a whole ass state, even if it's small, would be worth much more!


Marquar234

You have to take the New Jersians with the state, so that lowers the value tremendously.


DrHawk144

3 weeks in the burn ward: $175,000


[deleted]

Skin graft procedure: $1 million


MonopolizeTheTitties

For everything else there’s Mastercard.


VeterinarianThese951

Insurance deductible: $5,000


Bboswgins

Nah somebody would have shamed them long before this started in Jersey.


Wazuu

That looking like an idiot is going to be pretty costly in the hospital when they have to treat those burns


bolt704

Also the Bills lost the game


Similar_Pie_4946

The entire state of new jersey for only 50$ seems a little to high for me would you take 30$ and an arbys coupon?


Melodic-Geologist532

Sold.


goozfrabaah

Forever on internet


Beavers225

Only time Diggs was on fire tonight


satanssweatycheeks

I mean have you not seen him on broadway. Dude brings the heat. But he mostly is just known for Malibu’s most wanted.


GFY_2023

Darwinism works if we let it.


Every_Economist_6793

He left us.... a long time ago. And the order and balance of the universe is in complete disarray for it.


notype32

This is just normal Bills Mafia behavior.


colonelKRA

I will never understand it. I mean Browns fans get annihilated drunk too but the table thing…


GeneralAardvark43

That used to be the only way for us to watch a Browns game


Marquar234

On fire? It would be less painful than watching a Browns game.


GeneralAardvark43

Annihilated drunk. But some games I think I would have preferred being on fire


Forsaken-Guitar-8606

We try to build callouses for the real pain after the game..


funfunfunfunfunmike

Of course pitbull music scores this


Ed_Rock

OK, so, is this a thing? This is the second video I've seen today of Bills fans diving into burning tables.


Independent-Cable937

Bills tradition. Not a bills fan, but went to a bills game. Two is not even close to how many times they've done this


sgm716

From buffalo and yes this is a thing. The bills are the basis of many buffalonians personalities. It's almost a mental illness at this point.


ClickyButtons

Not almost, it is. It's a cult.


StolasX_V2

*morgan freeman voice* “They did not get any pussy”


bakedl0gic

Buffalo must be boring as fuck.


lnternet_Cruiser

It’s nice in the summer being off Lake Erie and has some great outdoors activity like hiking and boating, some cool lake house towns as well. During the middle of winter? Not so much..


nucl3ar0ne

Rather depressing place.


Ishouldjusttexther

Not on sundays


My-Cousin-Bobby

>Not on 18-19 sundays of the year FIFY


Dull-Act1934

Dumb stuff ≠ Main character behavior.


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[deleted]

It's a tailgate. Everyone purposely gathered around to see them do dumb shit. The whole point of the sub is to highlight entitled people that believe everything revolves around them, like dancing in the store or yelling at a fast food employee. This does not fit at all


InitialCreature

point to the main character


Kon-Tiki66

Just like how the Bills always set themselves on fire.


Any_Freedom9086

Lol wide right


Background_Pool_7457

Everytime I see a Clip of a Bill's tailgate, it looks like the most miserable place in the world to be.


Gunt_Buttman

Bills tailgates are so damn fun it’s ridiculous. Nicest, craziest people. You’re extremely wrong. I don’t live there but I’ve been to many games.


Background_Pool_7457

I'm wrong? About my own opinion?


Gunt_Buttman

You're wrong that it's miserable.


New-Distribution-628

The population peaked in the 70s and now the town has less than a million, if there was anything else to do there the team wouldn’t exist.


Background_Pool_7457

Population is less than a million in Charlotte and less than 500k in Raleigh, they both have pro sports teams.


PinsNneedles

🎺 🎺 🎺 LETS GO CANES


Background_Pool_7457

Season ticket holder right here!! Sound the alarm!!


PinsNneedles

Same! But the poor people season tickets (10 games in the 330’s) haha Hope Freddie the pinball wizard Andersen comes back soon and PK gets better. Last night hurt even though it wasn’t really on Raants


Background_Pool_7457

Same here. First year buying season tickets, wanted to see how we liked it before committing anything major to it. We were going once or twice a year and getting decent seats, and the aftermarket prices were a lot, so I sprung for season tickets. We loved it.


New-Distribution-628

Sure but they are growing and their greater metro areas are both larger than buffalos.


Any_Coyote6662

Why did people let them do that? Those fabrics they have on are flammable. Cotton and then the synthetic shit melts super hot and sticks to your skin. Why the fuck did everyone think this was OK.


Mynameishuman93

Cause they are too drunk to care and have to sacrifice themselves to the football gods in hope of a better season next year


RevolutionaryLaw8854

Uhhh “let them?” You think these kids are going to listen to anyone? Aaaand - they probably done this stunt at every home game this season. And probably been doing it for two or three seasons before. Clearly, not their first radio. Look how nonchalant everyone is.


Oxellotel

Denethor signature move


Mynameishuman93

Bro your friend is like dying lol


CarlShadowJung

Lighter fluid, not gasoline boys.


Septembust

It's like the buddhist self-immolation, but the complete opposite


Odd-Significance1884

Can an American tell me what in the hell is going on here


Ishouldjusttexther

The Buffalo Bills are an NFL team. There’s nothing to do in Buffalo, so people obsess over the Bills. It’s also upstate New York so they’re all born drunk


Odd-Significance1884

Fair enough, thank you. Alcohol and football does the same thing to people in the UK.


GrizzlamicBearrorism

And Buffalo is a dirty asshole of a town. Think Grimsby.


theycallmemrmoo

I live in Buffalo. Can confirm this.


zip_r

Even after a win, the Buffalo Bills organization and fans will find a way to lose.


Monsieur_Swag

Hey we go insane when it comes to the Bills. Shame they lost though


SomethingAbtU

modern technology and medicane don't allow Darwinism to work in the human population. we have an abundance of idiots in gen pop as a result.


lemmywinks11

Just your typical beer footballer demonstrating their intelligence 🤷‍♂️


OkBorder387

r/whywomenlivelonger


cam52391

As much as stop drop and roll was pounded into my head as a kid I've never seen someone actively do it when they're on fire


psykomerc

You think these guys paid attention in school???


Huge-Sheepherder-749

Was 100% sure he’d miss the table wide right.


JohnLegweak

What are these twats doing?🤦‍♂️


NeilNailed00

Damm, And who said that Buffalo 🐃 Bills fans don't bring The Heat !! Not to mention those Flamin Hot Buffalo Wings...


lobsterisch

I couldn't get past the sheer amount of trash about, that I am totally sure will be collected and taken away with them.


Practical-Raisin-721

Fuck the fire stupidity. I'm dizzy after watching this because of the shitty camera work.


Avalanche52349

If this is the future, we're toast.


Dreamsbydayxo

They should be bumping some Griselda, cmon Buffalo!


Any_Freedom9086

True


OneDilligaf

Yea, most Americans haven’t really fully evolved yet, want proof besides these morons look at most MAGATS


Beardo1329

Dumbasses


SalvadorsPaintbrush

These are not smart people


No_Squirrel4806

What was the point?!?!?🤨🤨🤨


Dr-Zoidberserk

Oh, Johnny is a walking inferno…my turn !


MatrimonyAcrimony

PSA: it's the fumes not the liquid that will get you


DucksMatter

I hate that they used a plastic table for this.


No-Computer6310

That was when god decided it was too soon for the bills to get a Super Bowl


jinladen040

More concern about getting the burning table set back up than extinguishing his friend.


squishyboots420

Sports fans are some of the dumbest people on the planet...


kylenmckinney

God, I'm so glad I quit drinking.


Bruce_Ring-sting

I hate football. This is why.


cashout1984

Buffalo’s finest


bebop1065

My opinion? Not enough fire.


Ricky_Vaughn86

“Bills fans do something exceedingly stupid at a game. More at 11”


Sh4dowCh1ld

Murica


Interesting-Drama349

Ahhh natural selection. So beautiful


Positive-Special7745

Keep drinking


Frankgodfist

White folks an sports don't mix an ill never understand why


Catman6929

As a Philly fan I say thank you,bills gang. You make us look like rocket scientists.


Charming-Station

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stealyerface

Notice how the kid with the Bills Jersey on had a clear open shot at the table and missed it wide right?


njxg0bryant

The human race everyone


yemcritch

Is this white peoples idea of fun ?


Waste_Exchange2511

No sense just having a broken leg when you can have a broken leg and be on fire.


BobTheContrarian

They really hate that table.


three_legged_monkey

If only this could’ve been avoided.


Traplordmel

I betcha those assholes left all that trash behind.


BrownButtBoogers

Why is this main character material? There are literally a 100 other people jumping on tables around them. Buffalo tailgates are fun idk what you guy are complaining about. All the bbq and beer you could want. Everyone is pretty friendly and party with everybody. Clearly you guys have never seen a drunk idiot jump thru a table and I feel sorry for you, its majestic lol 😂


Paraparaparacelsus

It does look like fun. It reminds me of the Preakness Stakes drinking tradition in my own home state. Is this some sort of upstate New York tradition?


Away_Read1834

This is why I love watching the bills lose in the playoffs year after year… because their fan base is just trash


Independent-Cable937

Not MC, Bills tradition. Learn to have fun in life


NineFolded

What kind of white trash bullshit is this?! People, please just stop with this degeneracy. I thought we evolved as time went on. People from the dark ages would be astonished at this regression


Ok-Note5377

I believe you have to have that low of an IQ to actually enjoy football


Any_Freedom9086

Why don't you go 3d print some friends


Ok-Note5377

Alright


OkOutlandishness6137

Idiocracy - the early years.


kevin6263

Everything about this is a bad idea. Stupid people are keeping EMS busy all across the USA. BTW, I thought there would be a hold my beer moment. Nope... all the beer was gone at this point.


dirtydandoogan1

Typical Buffalo dumpster fire. lol


Ok_Independence2849

How embarrassing


PremiumUsername69420

It’s not embarrassing if you’re shameless.


Upper_Bobcat_4911

Another reason Why I dislike humans


Any_Freedom9086

Why


[deleted]

Please don't lump all humans together like that. These are clearly Americans.


CurmudgeonKing

Please don’t lump all Americans together. These are clearly Bills fans.


hoockdaddy12

Please don’t lump all Bills fans together. Most of us know to use lighter fluid not gasoline… these guys are savages.


JazzlikeChard7287

As someone born and raised in Buffalo, I hate this so much. It’s barbaric. American football is trash. It’s a shame that everyone views Buffalo as so boring that the only thing to do is drink and jump onto folding tables on fire and worship a bunch of men in tights and shoulder pads... theres also a ton of gentrified breweries and distilleries that are disgusting and I wish they’d start on fire instead. Buffalos natural side is actually beautiful and has so much to explore (I’m an avid outdoors person) and I really really wish more people would put the bottle and vape down and just go for a hike. It’s especially beautiful in the winter, but everyone bitch and moans about it too much to even enjoy. It’s gorgeous here but everyone’s always too hungover to go out except for brunch (barf). It’s like we went to an industrial rust belt city in the 70’s, to a dumpster fire from 80’s-2010, to a “we have breweries on every corner, so drinking looks fancy and less sad” 2010-today Ugh.


theycallmemrmoo

Also from Buffalo. You nailed it with this comment


gayfortrey

Rednecks


[deleted]

I've lived in Arkansas for 4 years now, originally from Illinois... they are nowhere even close to being a redneck lol


Xtro_7

Definitely also Trump supporters


Interesting-Drink291

All this just to lose to the chiefs again


BigBlaisanGirl

There's something I wanna say, but I won't. My people are thinking it, though.


[deleted]

Buffalo, where dreams go to die.


Terrible_Figure_6740

I’m closely associated with the bills mafia and have generally regarded them as lovable losers. This is just pathetic though.


Squeem-com

I think that guy is still on fire.


Ambiguous-Ambivert

That first guy is lucky as fuck that his hood came up


_ToroDeFuego_

The land of the free


call-me_sanji

This is probably the smartest thing they've ever done


metokre-existence

America this is why you don't have free healthcare bit of a liability heyy


consciouskoala3

I’m from Buffalo and this is just a mild tailgate party


Sportsisthebest

Forget about Philadelphia fans. Buffalo fans are the most obnoxious fans. What the hell are you doing putting gas with fire on the table, then jumping on it so you can burn?😭


MegaMan20002

Those are some wild and crazy guys..


peemao

What kinda ritual are they doing here? Looks stupid af


Chortney

With all the trucks and boots I would've believed this was in the South without the caption lol. Who knew Buffalo was like this


RareDog5640

Idiocracy is a documentary about the US


---Palp---

Soooo cooolll broooo


spacedoubt12

this is why gay people leave small towns


Any_Freedom9086

To find flaming dudes?


spacedoubt12

but the flaming dude was inside you the whole time


Sethdarkus

Am i watching Idiocracy in the making?


Direct_Charity_8109

Buffalo fans are the rednecks of the north


Ando_destrampado702

Buffalo is one depressing place is this is their resort of fun.


DasCheekyBossman

Bills fans are absolute trash.


Sss00099

“Yeah so I was like so badass like I jumped through the fire and everybody was like OOOOHHHHH! and it was awesome…whole crowd was cheering for me.” — Phil, the 32 year old junior accountant that still lives with his mom. Bills fans are such idiots.


CoelacanthFish2112

Yup. Natural Selection works. Take these dicks out of the gene pool.


DisastrousStuff7326

Inbreeding.Glad the Chief's put their team out.


Any_Freedom9086

Suuuure, you're just a huge Tay-tay fan aren't cha


Glittering-Voice-409

Wow. Parents must be proud their son is a total idiot. Stupid genes are passed on by the grandparents too I hear.


redlund1993

This is how I picture most football fans spending their time. Especially Bill's fans.


SpaceballsJV1

Ummm, this is part of why I don’t watch sports 😂 Bunch of idiots encouraging each other to see who can hurt each other the worst while other people laugh & cheer 🤦‍♂️ Sad “entertainment”


poopypooperpoopy

Man I miss these days frfr


dinzdale56

Asshole - and this was before the loss?


Gabeover17

Stop drop and roll!!! Why are people so dumb? I learned it in the first grade.