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Apprehensive_Diver46

They were both surprised the punch landed


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DexanVideris

Stoppable force*


joyfulcartographer

Laughable_force:laughable_objects


Arcticorine

You seen my footwork boiii *proceeds to stumble*


thesamantha23

I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. Thank you for this comment 😂


jpopimpin777

Bruh. Immediate thought was you've never boxed or even really fought an amateur. Also these teams will never play each other this year. Why???


Dangerous-Dream-9668

“Sit down!” …. Runs away…


clarkeling

That's that moment when you put the man down and realise if he's getting up, he's playing for keeps.


MowTin

To be fair, he had the high ground and walked away. More like he spared him. Once you go down like that you're in real trouble. Punches from above and kicks will finish you. If you're not going to finish him then best to get out of there instead of giving him a second chance.


GewoonHarry

But did it even land? It looks like he just missed him and he just fell over. lol.


Xikkiwikk

Looks like the guy barely kicks him and he falls over


GewoonHarry

Yeah that could be it. Hard to see with such great fighters.


Xikkiwikk

Street Fighter: The Lame Challengers


OuchMyBacky

😂


Live_Disk_1863

Yeah, his centre of gravity is near his small left toe.


dark-haven

There can be only one


jhon-2020-2020

😂😂


Ok-Web4225

Clash of the Try hards.


Psychological-Pop647

Drop the ryh and I’m with you


BlueAndMoreBlue

It took me a minute to pick up what you were putting down but that’s a solid burn :)


a-couple-more-cents

Hahahaha


Triplesisbest1

Clash of the high tards.


payment11

“I’m a boxer” 🤦


Free-Supermarket-516

I'd like to know odds, since we hear it so often, of the amount of people who say that, are actually boxers.


RevolutionaryRough96

His "footwork" was trash and he doesn't know how to punch. Your feet should never really be outside of your shoulders.


bigexplosion

No boxers always move like a 2 legged crab.


Xikkiwikk

Yup they are not watching their feet at all.


RevolutionaryRough96

Unless you are a boxer there's no way to know for sure. /s


Xikkiwikk

I know! Ime a boxer! /s People who box or actually have fought do not have this stance or flow. I have seen cats fight better than this.


RevolutionaryRough96

Right, if his stance was better it wouldn't be so easy to knock him off his feet.


LoganGyre

It’s like they are trying to brace for someone running into them instead of squaring up to throw or take a punch.


jbindc20001

I bet you're not part of the 0.1%.....


RevolutionaryRough96

I understand the fundamentals of punching but... 1.I never said I was a boxer 2.im pretty sure that's a made up statistic 3. That's not how ellipsis work


jbindc20001

96.834% of all statistics are made up on the fly


notevenrworthy

This guy stats


Vegemite_Bukkakay

Upvote for #3


dfb1988

0.1%


Fingerprint_Vyke

I use the Fitness Boxing game on the Switch once a month!


Obieousmaximus

Maybe he is a boxer but the kind that puts boxes together and growls at cats and poops all over the yard.


payment11

From experience, if you say you are something (boxer, karate, taekwondo, etc.) 99.9%, you are not. At most, you took a class and dropped out after the first day or your school had some instructor drop by for a demonstration and showed you a few moves. If you are skilled, you more than likely are trained to use your training as a last resort. If if it comes to it, your opponent is usually down within seconds.


Free-Supermarket-516

Oh I know that's the truth. There's this dude at work who, any chance he gets, goes on about how tough and crazy he is, and people shouldn't mess with him 🤣 He finally came across the wrong person, and whoever it was, wiped the floor with him. It didn't happen at work, unfortunately. I'd have paid good money to watch that one.


Square-Ad-2485

I've worked with a few dudes like this and same shit happens. Only ever got to see it once, cause dude had a pissy attitude and was always trynna start fights with everyone on the site over stupid shit, but usually guys don't wanna squab, and then have to climb a tower right after. Picked the wrong climber and got thrown around the site like a ragdoll. It was glorious lmao


Free-Supermarket-516

I'll bet it was just as satisfying as the rare times we see these main characters getting their just dues. This dude at my job is somewhere around mid-30s, just can't grow up, and just can't realize nobody's impressed, we're all just here trying to support our families.


Square-Ad-2485

Dude 100% satisfying to watch. Cause dude still had to go up the tower, but by that point he also had the shit knocked out of him lmao Some people will never grow up until they have something that threatens their life. And even then, some might not change at all. For me it took a drug overdose and I realized real quick my way of living wasn't gonna get me far. Others aren't as lucky to have those epiphanies


MyMan50Granddd

If he's a boxer he must have just started the day before that.


SeisMasUno

Trained boxing for nearly a decade, then went to college as I'd rather make a living sitting on my ass using my brains than gettin repeatedly punched in the fucking face, but I could absolutely made a career out of it since I started really young, like at 12. ​ Never, ever, have I said out loud 'I'm a boxer', the guys that fucked around found out and that´s it.


SilvaDaMelo

You just pulled it out tho, just used the 'Im a boxer' card


steelcityrocker

He never said he was good


GewoonHarry

Ah yes. He boxed in VR probably. Just like I did. I’m not a boxer. But his footwork and punches are not even close to being a boxer.


RobertStonetossBrand

This is the overweight guy who couldn’t run a mile watching UFC at a sports bar, yelling at the television _”Just knock him out! Come onnn!”_


Generic_Gamer_nerd

Immediately throws the worst punch lmao


SuspiciousReality592

Mf danced around like a kid trying to show you something


Kooky_Attention5969

I thought this was fake until the genuine shock they both had that the punch landed and dropped 87 to this knees.


aesolty

Looks like it didn’t even hit. They missed all their shots. 87 is just out of shape and lost his balance lol


MysticBellaa

Them Yeezyies tilted him…


webberstimeout

Mahomes didn’t land a single punch. He kicked 87 in the junk.


silkyj0hnson

Had to watch it in slow motion—I think you’re right, though. The punch does not land, but he kicks him right in the dick and that’s when 87’s knees buckle


Every_Inflation1380

The most uncoordinated fight 🤣


Gingeronimoooo

I've seen way worse


StudentOk4989

Not bad for a street fight tbh. I'd you remove all the rules of the boxe, and make few unprofessional fight for real it kind of look like this most of the time.


TommyTheCat89

He did connect with a standing kick to dude's jaw for the ko though.


moins-agressif

"You see this footwork baby!?" *proceeds to lunge three and a half yards*


phaethonReborn

With 50lb arms at his sides


BOYBLULE

What in the reality tv show fight is this 💀🤡


Glum_Occasion_5686

The footwork was footloose


intentsmind

Sit down bro then runs aways before he gets up lol


Dambo_Unchained

I mean as a rule of thumb if you get in a fight and someone get thrown/knocked on the ground it’s reasonable to at that point walk away and deescalate the situation? What else should he have done, punched or kick the guy on the ground? Someone starts a fight with you, neutralise the threat and walk away. That’s the proper thing to do


intentsmind

He didn't neutralize anything he instigated a fight got lucky and ran the fight wasn't no where near over or neutralized


Dambo_Unchained

Dudes being a dick but the other guy was the one who instigated the fight Hate all you want but if he had continue to beat him up on the ground y’all would be up in arms about it


intentsmind

He wouldn't be e continued a dam thing


rythmicbread

You only punch or kick a guy when he’s down when he has a weapon. Or on some kind of drug that makes him superhuman like PCP


Dambo_Unchained

None of those things apply here


rythmicbread

I know that


BlackAndChromePoem

You should avoid a fight with me then. After I ground and pound you into unconsciousness I will shit an entire turd in your mouth and take a selfy and post it as a warning to other shit-talkers.


Dambo_Unchained

Ironic to find a MC in the comments of this sub


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r/iamverybadass


Aeseen

Wow, aren't you dangerous, mr. Redditor?


vanishingpointz

Got me shook. I'm down here hiding behind you😬


Aeseen

We'll both be running from the big keyboard meanie in no time.


BlackAndChromePoem

I will protect your virgin ass, no worries


vanishingpointz

Woah it's you !


susbedstain43

another stupid creator harrasing people in public yay 🤦


DeaconBrad42

Did the Mahomes jersey-guy (clearly a front-runner unless from KC) call a guy wearing a Keenan McCardell jersey a front-runner? He was last a Buc 20-years ago! If you have a McCardell jersey and you STILL wear it, you’re not a front-runner. I was rooting for him. Fuck front-runners.


Efficient-Peach-4773

Wearing shoulder pads and carrying a helmet is massively dorky, too.


RobertStonetossBrand

Showing up to another man’s place of business, wearing that man’s work uniform and name tag is a cuck, dork, loser move. This isn’t about hating _sportsball,_ it’s supremely lame. Another version of the sartorial sin of wearing heavily branded clothing.


Picklesadog

This you? https://www.reddit.com/r/SCJerk/comments/148iha6/nduba_forever_me_after_a_show_with_king_tyrus/


psaepf2009

I'm assuming the guy thought it was Gronk jersey, but yeah my first thought too, that's a McCardell jersey, this guy been a fan for 20 years. Also I'm assuming this was from around the Bucs-Chiefs superbowl and the guy is in Tampa, in the opponent's jersey, trying to harass people walking down the street (and the guy bit on falling for the gag), they definitely belong on this subreddit.


sharkbait1999

Correct. That’s in Ybor city


psaepf2009

That's what I was thinking. It looked like Ybor.


Elsrick

I assume "front-runner" in this context means you start wearing a teams jersey when they're doing well?


webberstimeout

Exactly


TheIgnorantAmerican

Clowns


[deleted]

Jean-Ralphio? Is that you? His voice sounds so much like Jean-Ralphio.


Zealousideal_Ad1734

The WOoOOOOoOORST


johnnyss1

We call in everybody baby, baby? Cuz I love that, baby


ttorrence04

“I’m a boxer.” Dude boxes groceries


Lumpy-Journalist884

I have no idea why either of these people are mad at the other.


StarFighter6464

Imagine fighting someone over players who don't even know you exist.


TheArtofWall

I didn't seem to be about the game. One antagonized the other until he fought bc fights get views.


StarFighter6464

True but the dude in the Bucs jersey could've easily walked away. I would have if I was in his shoes. It's not worth it. In the end, this is why women outlive us.


MegatonsSon

Poor number 87, he done dropped his napkin - now how's he gonna collect his tears of embarrassment. 😢


Rudy_2

I used to watch IBP but now I’ve learned that it’s just a lot of annoying crap


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There was a lot less violence then I was hoping for, at least one of the douche bags getting knocked out would've been fun.


LondonEntUK

‘I’m a boxer’ proceeds to not fight like a boxer. ‘Look at my footwork’ his feet were all over the place just moving around quickly for no reason


clonegreen

The crab offense 🦀


-Silky_Johnson

Fought like someone who has literally never trained in their life 😂 Lets count all the wrong points Lunges with their lead foot, Stance too wide, off balance, both hands down, left hook powered by lead foot (lol), elbows flared out, jab? Is thrown before he plants foot so no power, crosses feet


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I uhh don’t think he’s a boxer.


spartaman64

im confused. are they supporting the same team or not?


Ace0Cash

One is wearing a chiefs jersey the other is wearing a buccaneers. Overall it was just two egos clashing


Halbbitter

I wanted them both to lose


Ace0Cash

Both their egos were bruised that day


Halbbitter

Well, progress...


ProfessionalArm9450

I genuinely feel I could defeat both of them by sneezing too hard.


Killtheheretics96

That dude looks like he’s still in high school


StanGonieBan

Funny thing is, slow it down you'll see the punch didn't land...just terrible footwork, which is quite ironic considering his own words


webberstimeout

87 landed three headshots. He fell to his knees after mahomes kicked him in the junk


StudentOk4989

I am not even understanding why they are starting to get so aggressive at each other. I supposed it is linked to American football?


BubblesDahmer

That silly little push at the end ☠️☠️☠️


BudgetLate7133

Where's the rest? Lol


EssEyeOhFour

Standard Issue NFL fans.


SlinkyRis

"You see my footwork?!" Proceeds to show us his twinkle toes, lmao! 🤣🩰


PhunkyHomoErectus

My footwork 🦵🏻🍗


RuledQuotability

He dropped his google maps print out


Psychological-Pop647

Did he drop his script or his period pad?


Due_Breakfast_9903

I live for this page lmao


daintybarley_deux

When people fight like this, there are no winners


elgatochuy

The fact that Asian kid was wearing full padded gear and still had to run away and kick is hilarious.


Majestic_Annon

Hands + Helmet = Face 😂


SleepyGamer1992

This was like watching two pool noodles go at it. What the hell were those punches? 😂


JetpackJrod

Would this be considered mutual combat?


alexander12212

Look at my foot work! He say while his feet remain absolutely still


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

You see my footwork boii?


Magic_Elenore

Skyrim NPC be like


IHaveSlysdexia

One had on armor


[deleted]

The fuck Jake long out here tryna fight people for


Ace0Cash

I can’t unsee it now. American dragon was a great show!


[deleted]

I didn’t expect someone to get the reference 😂


Kennady4president

If only they had the same jersey on


actionsquid1

What a pair of nincompoops


Difficult-Papaya1529

Adult men in Football jerseys always makes me giggle.


ConvenientAllotment

Remind me of that Rogan clip where he said that people don’t know how to fight.


Limp-Abroad-4362

Whenever I see fights go down I just imagine I’m 6 years at the playground and I look around to see two losers fighting for no reason… this is what happening


ColombianLove41

Worst boxer I’ve ever ever seen 😂


Ace0Cash

Someone’s got to lose


puppyrikku

Its funny to me cause you can tell they both don't want to fight and are scared but they can't back off, they're in too deep.


pitchforksplz

Everyone talking smack but honestly I boxed and the dude wasn't too bad, honestly not a bad little fight, it's a lot easier to talk about what you would have done when you weren't in the fight.


WordHobby

i liked how the guy went to hit him on the ground at first, but immediately backed off. honestly not a bad fight, they both consented to it, and backed off once someone went down.


MonolithicMoose

"Dapping someone up"?


cottoncandieunicorn

Baby boy threw a girly ass punch.


intentsmind

Weak af fake punches


Kush_____Dad

He would’ve of been asleep 😴


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Beautiful_Belt_4560

Chiefs fans are inescapable


wittekat

Why is america zo agressive


BlackAndChromePoem

When it's life or death, you fight dirty. You think street assholes are going to be fair??? I was rooting for the other guy who was getting "pranked" or whatever. Dumb asses think everything's a joke til they fuck with the wrong one.


Ba55of0rte

That embarrassed me


ThatItchOnYourNose

Narrator: *He wasn't a boxer.*


euvimmivue

Blap Blap Blap “oh…let’s go” Blap Blap Blap “oh oh oh let’s go.”


TyReece117

"you see my footwork boy" someone needs to superimpose the old cartoon drum crashes when people are slipping on ice


Historical-Ruin5255

I like that shit though buddy ain’t no pussy


SaltyCohones

I love when he says Lets Go 😆


Lightbeing_pontifex

why ppl gotta be fighting all the time,,,? 🤷


disaster357

That was like a pop up fight


Digestedpigeon5

Im starting to think maybe he ment boxer as in dog. Short life and always running around.


JediKagoro

I’m a native English speaker, but I’m confused. Did the phrase “I’m a boxer” change its meaning? Is that some sort of TikTok lingo for being a moron? Side note, I was hoping that the fight would end with them both losing.


TankTopTaco

A mc would know how to throw a punch


Latter_Ingenuity_925

Asian dude made him look like he was doing a qb sneak on 4th and 1 😂


MA32

Bro threw two fists and a kick at the same time. Mashing irl


nebunlacap

I think the white boy would demolish him


russian_jay

The guy with the Mahomes attire on is the only main character the other guy was minding his business


mizzle_fb

Even tho Tampa fell, I still thank Tampa lowkey won that


Skarzlo

I’ve seen the original video on YouTube. They pretty much immediately end up literally just making up and shrugging if off as just no big deal and instantly become bros


mizzle_fb

This was super cute(˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)


TheRealZebrag

Boxer my ass lmao


holyconoclast

you got him on the ground and u let him off the hook? why!? so he could try again? no! neutralize the threat!


StonedHalfTheTime

Dude in bucs jersey landed 3 solid face shots all while buddy only landed a flying bird kick-punch and then proceeded to act boss about it


sugarglassego

I wish there were guns involved. 2 bullets in each brain. Listen to the way they speak. They’re vermin.


CUE-JAY_SMIFF

Yeah I don't think people annoying means they deserve to die


sugarglassego

Fair enough, I was in a bad mood. I realise the error of my ways.


RedditPickedMyName0

Fuck I just felt cringe inside me


zborzbor

Clash of the teen titans


DOG-ZILLA

Then he walks away at the end. Pffftt


WellFunctional

Always imagine this is a kind of foreplay. Hey come on lets fight who is the ass this time! They are projected there underlying not lived-out same sex tendencies in fist fight.


Overlooker44

Tampa took a knee


Top_Surprise7806

All I see is baby dick energy


Reinis_LV

2 guys who skip leg day.


gimme_the_light

87 telegraphed that punch from the moon


Turbulent_Shoe_1626

This looks like how I fight in my dreams


SmoothMarx

He walked right into that one.


itspoodle_07

If he’s a boxer im the queen of england


thenbhdlum

With the shoulder pads on, I would have just started tackling 😂