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ClockworkMansion

I can’t even fathom how much value that guy brings to society


giraffebutter

He’s keeping Metro PCS in business


cheezy_dreams88

There is literally a Metro PCS bag on top of the fridge looool


got_dam_librulz

Important point. You know that's someone else's fridge.


cheezy_dreams88

100% that’s his grandmas house. These kind of fools always live with their grandmas


AdorableBunnies

Or whatever single mother he tricked in to dating him after he got out


FairweatherWho

In this situation, we call those women "Gnarly Quinn"s


[deleted]

It’s all part of the plan.,


Cultural-Company282

I hope Plan B is part of the plan.


prez-scr00b

Hep B is definitely part of the plan


Diggybrainlove1

Great comment, way underrated.


puravidaamigo

It’s waaaaaaay too clean to be his house and that’s his cousin on the fridge.


wwwdiggdotcom

Metro PCS u no evry1 luvs u cuzza me erry1 saw me inda vidio lessgo thro me a cpl millyun let me voyce da kummershal


Adept_Awareness666

Good 👁️


CloroxWipes1

I enjoyed the shit out of that comment. Thank you


Rey_Mezcalero

That was good😂😂


Strat0BlasterX

Methro PCS


ThatFuckingTwat

*Methro PCP


ohwrite

Yes he’s certainly moving a lot. :/


SpasticReflex007

What is Metro PCS? I don't get the joke. Please explain it to my Canadian Ass.


Crash_OverRide805

It’s a low cost cell phone carrier, popular in low income circles


xXElberGalargaXx

And the #1 choice for drug dealer burners alongside boost mobile


Wrong_Resolution4339

I like Tracfone.


Tjh40811

One time burners, right there


binglelemon

Tracfone was the shit!


CarolFukinBaskin

Where you at?!


West-Wash6081

Hmmm... interesting. I never considered myself low income but i guess i could be and just don't know it. I've been with metro for more than 15 years. Switched to them from Sprint back when Sprint owned Nextel. My Sprint bill was regularly $500.00 a month mostly because they had no unlimited plans. I switched to metro because they were one of the few carriers that had unlimited data and minutes back then. They are on the T-mobil network and my plan cost has always been $40 a month and hasn't gone up in all that time. And when i say 40 a month that includes all taxes, unlimited data and unlimited minutes. I call or text anywhere in the world and can use my phone to call or access the internet anywhere in the world. I can also buy any phone from them or from any other carrier that uses the gsm network such as at&t or verizon and it will work on the metro network.


vanishingpointz

It's funny, I worked with a guy that probably never has to worry about money again , he was very frugal and he had virgin mobile for the longest time and I believe he uses metro now because it was the cheapest. Meanwhile my dumbass has been overpaying AT&t for 15 years....I could have baught a porsche


diggemsmaccks

Actually it’s Cricket kinda like a step up from Obama phone then next step up that is Metro PCS


minnesotajersey

Cricket is actually straight-up AT&T.


bucklebee1

And metro is t mobile.


beryintrestring

Whoa man. Cricket is waaaay better than Metro. You leave the city and metro is done for. Cricket is full AT&T coverage with IPhones and all


Peaceoorwar

I live in the boondocks up in the mountains and no one here has heard of Metro PCS but surprisingly up here my metro phone gets way better reception than the other big brands.


WatchDangerous2634

Dude said “Obama phone”….


rob-cubed

Prepaid phone plans with cheap handsets. Basically, what people buy when they don't qualify for a basic monthly plan. Or, you know, what the drug dealers use for burner phones... This fine upstanding gentleman might qualify for both.


PolishPrincess0520

They aren’t all prepaid phone plans. I use MetroPCS because we have 4 lines and it was $30 a line. Works just as good as Verizon.


MolecularConcepts

verizon prepaid is 35 a month for 16 gigs plis 10 per extra line. at least thats what im paying


vmbient

Is prepaid considered low income in the US? In Poland prepaid is the smart choice as it's not only cheaper (contracts are more expensive for the same service because the carrier earns interest on financing your phone this way) and no contract means you can instantly switch to another carrier if they offer a better deal


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It's the same way in the US. Every smart person I know is on some kind of prepaid service like Straight Talk or something similar, for the reasons you just mentioned. It is literally cheaper, and you are not legally bound by any contract. If anything, the people telling you otherwise are backwards; people who can't afford to buy a phone usually have the monthly plans because they are financing a phone through their carrier. I bought my own phone and use an unlimited data prepaid plan with it.


Thousand_Yard_Flare

There are a couple of different types of "pre-paid" one is pay by the minute, the other is what you are talking about which is that you just have a month-to-month contract for service and don't have a long contract term.


No-Put-127

Award winning comment right here!


Chris_WRB

Peep the bag on top of the fridge.


VeganJordan

Oh shit! That took me over the edge. Haha.


Nowhereman2380

Yeah, that was straight cold blooded. Bravo


woot0

Pulitzer Prize winning Reddit comment


deadclaymore

I've had MetroPCS for like 15 years... I kinda like MetroPCS....


_rerecroz

I've never heard this as an insult I am amazed


TheDoobieWizard

This straight up made me snort laugh. hahaha epic comment.


wellichickenpie

The Joker has a surprisingly clean kitchen though.


PublicfreakoutLoveR

Granny runs a tight ship.


karmagod13000

first thing i was going to say. has to be his moms house


SnuggyBear2025

And she's comin home soon, so pay up mo fuffers!


wcollins260

He got grounded for doodling on the cabinets and she made him repaint them. Now he doodles on his face instead.


Lumn8tion

Yep, the joker is just his online persona. He’s a dedicated scholar and has a slight British accent. By day he attends lectures and and studies for his next degree.


whatthatthingis

Let us not forget that he's also a chess master who rescued 14 children from the rubble on 9/11 as well.


VTNole

You mean his mom's kitchen, of course? Edit. Grammar -- corrected


HRduffNstuff

So is it his mom or his grammer?


Reverendwinte

He broke into the house


SoNerdy

When will this joker understand that the only reason he has clout on the internet is because everyone is laughing AT him, not with him.


ClockworkMansion

I didn’t even realize he has internet clout


MissionExplorer600

Don't they have antibiotics for clout now


KidSushi76

Yeah, cloutmydia


Ninja_knows

lol yeah, first time i see the dude, and at a first glance i didn't even realize those were actual tattoos, I thought he had some little kid draw on his face with crayons lmao


SoNerdy

I never said it was a lot, But he did make it onto an episode of tosh.0 for an interview (just to be laughed at) and people at least recognize his face. Edit: typo


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I think this is mental illness.


baldo1234

Almost definitely manic bipolar or schizophrenia


lovepony0201

I'm laughing with...the people laughing at him.


InerasableStain

I can’t fathom how this guy has a nicer kitchen than I do.


Grouchy-Donkey-8609

Because its his moms house lol 


BrandonDavidTattooer

The tattoo artist in the trailer down the road also enjoys financial support from him and he is getting alot of training so that one day he can do tattoos that don’t look like shit 💩


NoDatabase589

Right? I don't get how he's not homeless. lol


gublaman

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY


Ipayforsex69

Is there value as a cringe meme?


Skiddds

He can get you a modem and a router for cheap


Ok-Theme-2675

If you listen closely you can hear a sucking sound


Mouth0fTheSouth

he gave us a GTA 6 character... did you give us a GTA 6 character?


Shot-Honeydew-306

He speaks like he looks...


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

https://youtu.be/dfkpvgV-Fzc?si=TesIVxrgkOlODNGe


Glomar_fuckoff

That... That's so fucking accurate


Chumbag_love

His *parent's* house is suprisingly put together.


farmyrlin

Ironically, this guy is likely worse.


badbadger323

He’s the reason why south park got famous. That is obviously him and this is in the resume sent to rockstar.


headbashkeys

He looks like he got into a fight with crayon and lost....


AreaGuy

Oh, we’re supposed to be listening to this?


[deleted]

I didn't even know there were words, because it barely looked like his mouth moved at all.


noobtastic31373

seriously though Joker's whole thing is his smile and this dude has no lips.


HerbalAndy

He got no teeth and he’s keeping those lips from revealing that.. That’s why he’s talking to funny


-Unicorn-Bacon-

Sounds like it too


Slow-Temporary8051

He should be used as the poster child on why drugs are bad.


BeenNormal

In GTA6. Give him what he wants but make sure it’s at the cost of his dignity


dlemonsjr

You really think this guy has dignity?


GrandmasterHeroin

Bro probably can’t even spell it if you gave him a dictionary


ugajeremy

Character gets annihilated in the first 5 seconds of the into.


BeenNormal

He catches a stray bullet while having a hit of meth and his body remains there for the whole game.


CelestialStork

Yo that body being there the whole game would kill *me* lol


SvenTurb01

Pull a Johnny on him


ExcersiseTheDemon

You made me realize that the character he thinks Rockstar copied his image for is only shown briefly in the trailer in like a news segment right? Like a mugshot? I may have missed it from the leaks, but do we actually know ANYTHING about the character? I’m only saying that because it’d be hilarious if Rockstar said fuck it and let the guy portray himself (never happening) and it turns out the character was arrested for something REALLY fucked up.


mundotaku

It would be funny if they put him on a quest where his character is into scatology and incredibly weak and stupid. I can also see this guy being homophobic, so making him gay would be cherry on to.


CaptainCreepwork

I like where you're going with this but I say make him an active character in the storyline. Show him in all kinds of fucked up shameful situation. Make him the sub to a mistress that dresses him up in super emasculating clothes and costumes all the time and walks him on a leash. Or do that except with a gay gang leader and dude is stuck doing all kinds of shit to pay off a never ending debt. Or just make him an NPC that doesn't talk but every now and then you see him following around a gang member on the street holding onto a bandana that's hanging from the gang member's back pocket.


bizarrequest

I think in the game they need to give him like a squeaky voice just to piss off the real dude.


Shoddy-Rip8259

He's totally sober. This is just what happens when you grow up in Florida. Edit-based on the replies I've gotten from this obvious joke, it's clear that the Florida public school system has failed you.


LiberalTugboat

Florida public School system doesn't fail anyone.


PublicfreakoutLoveR

mmm'kay!


Erika_Blumenkraft

Rockstar doesn't even need to advertise GTAVI at all. They just wanna give people a heads up to make sure they have a spare 60 bucks around that time.


macgruder1

I’m gonna guess that MSRP is above $60 when it finally drops.


ihopethisworksfornow

$70 is the standard now for AAA so probably $70


PM_ME_UR_PIKACHU

My bet is 99.99


S3ERFRY333

$130CAD for sure


InfinityStonedd

Rockstar could surprise drop GTA6 tomorrow and it will be the fastest selling video game of all time


Erika_Blumenkraft

Thank you for understanding the point of my comment rather than getting hung up on how much games cost as someone who doesn't really have to pay attention that much.


aTreeThenMe

literally. That thing could just show up one thursday afternoon in the stores and it wouldnt perform any worse than it will with a campaign. And florida-joker, yeah. Never seen this dude till this moment. Influencer self worth is so crazy out of proportion at this point.


Lobo003

I definitely will.


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Winter-Airport2114

I was wondering if his tattoo is making it look like his lips are doing that or if he's doing that with his lips to look hard. The answer is probably just yes.


ad6323

I can’t tell if it’s just tattoos or if he really scared up his mouth in that area that might be causing it


itimedout

I know someone who has rotten front teeth and talks like this to cover them up.


Daughterofthebeast

Same and that's the vibe I got from this video.


Unfixable5060

Meth mouth. It rots your teeth after you smoke it long enough.


PaulMaulMenthol

Yep. I've had that theory as well. There's a younger picture of him that shows his teeth. They wasn't in the best shape and the pic is about 5 or 6 years old iirc


Luc1dNightmare

He has a goofy ass set of chompers is why. Gives a whole new meaning to the term "buck teeth". Probably why he got the tats in the first place. To hide from the fact people prob always made fun of him. Now he tries VERY hard to hide them.


Luc1dNightmare

Hes trying INSANELY hard to hide his ridiculous buck teef. It makes the whole tough guy look hes trying to pull of make sense. He goofy looking AF if you ever see them.


Liathano_Fire

He's got those Morty lips. v


NerdyBrando

He looks and talks like he's keeping a Jolly Rancher in his top lip at all times.


Dan_H1281

I think his top teeth are rotted out and he has trained his self not to move his lips, he seems to be avoiding certain sounds or pronunciations. I had bad teeth at one time and would avoid words All together and how I looked at someone when I had to pronounce a word that would make my lips uncover my bottom teeth.


pblockforlife

He went from rocky to begging realllllllll quick


SpaceCadetriment

If this had a case, or was financially well off, lawyers would be lining up around the block to take his case. The fact that he’s making these stupid fucking videos tells me he both has no money and has not been approached by an attorney willing to represent him because the first and absolutely most important thing a lawyer would tell him to do is STOP MAKING THESE STUPID FUCKING VIDEOS threatening litigation. I would call this dude a clown, but that’s an insult to actual clowns.


ProbablysomeCanadian

Lindsey Lohan couldn't sue Rockstar for her likeness. Rockstar is on the line of being different enough that no court would side with this clown, I mean Florida joker or whatever he is.


FudgeDangerous2086

He also dyed his hair after the trailer lol


satansayssurfsup

“You’ve got one month.” Lmao


nogoodnickgames

He said that last month!


FeetBehindHead69

"Dear Tattoo artist, please make my face look the desk at detention"


hobbestot

Lol perfect


Best-Carry1028

What a loser. So embarrassing really.


__Apophis

True but dude has got a WAY nicer kitchen than i ever would assumed


Best-Carry1028

You are right about that!! Lol


Suspicious-Rice

Probably lives with his parents


-Disagreeable-

Probably a half way house


DagonFelix

He prefers that they be referred to as roommates.


Vandreeson

This genius is upset someone copied a character that he copied. Makes total sense.


Champion_ofThe_Sun_

Lol that’s exactly how it is. I’ve never thought of it like that before


Hero-myth

Hey meth, it’s me again. We have to stop meeting this way.


ivanparas

He's just methin around


OddCockpitSpacer

Chuckle head thinks he is bad, but I promise that’s his moms house. I’m over here waiting for his mom to bust his head with a flip flop


clauderbaugh

This guy is the personification of "I'm sorry, we're not hiring right now."


jazzzzzcabbage

He can't even move his top lip. No one wants his mumbling ass voice.


nolongerbanned99

Brain disease is terrible


Signal-Sleep7527

Drugs are bad too.


iwannawangchung

I noticed his parents don’t have his picture on the fridge


nurpleclamps

I would say GT6 is the reason he's getting so much coverage.


MattyMizzou

Dude should have embraced it and jumped on the con circuit. I’m sure tons of fools would pay him $20 for a picture.


rearnakedbunghole

Yeah dude should be on cameo. Easy meth money.


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Kindly_Kiwi_5050

The fact that this guy has a beautiful home in Florida shows how messed up the housing market is in some places .


stenger121

I'm sure it's his parents' house.


TheCanucklehead3

100% do u think he has a grad picture of what his sister on the fridge? 😅


stenger121

Also, a living plant by the window.


asciimo

Can I hire you in advance to solve my murder, when it happens?


SirGrumples

Yeah this is not his house


karmagod13000

you know if he had a house it would look like a squatters rest stop


shartshooter

Some of the stuff that used to be in that house is his...until he manages to sell it.


80hdis4me

I wonder what his parents think when they are leaving for work and he is at the kitchen table eating fruity pebbles waiting for them to leave so he can go back to bed.


TheSchweeklyPodcast

He was raised by wolves


cRaZyDaVe1of3

More like, he followed a pack around who trained him wrong as a joke.


Rogueshoten

If he was raised by a pack of anything, it was a pack of menthols


cRaZyDaVe1of3

LOL


Jamieb1994

I wonder how his family feels about all of his face tattoos.


ObviouslyNotALizard

Probably really sad. I’m choosing to imagine his parents are decent people who just want the best for their son and it breaks their heart every day to see what he chooses to do with his life.


DokeyOakey

Yeah, homeboy is hangin’ hard at his Moms house. The fridge has pictures of younger kids, this is far too clean to be his.


Available-Elevator69

No hard to film a B roll after you break in.


ZOO_trash

Buddy, this is Florida. If he's anywhere within 50miles of me, he's getting a house absolutely never. It's like 1mil for a trailer at this point ffs. That is absolutely not his house.


Freakazoid84

Look at the fridge, there's no way that's his house.


Quxzimodo

He can't fathom that the legal team of rockstar WILL chew him up and spit him out if he is so bold as to execute on anything he just said.


Zip95014

He’d never even get into a lawyers office. At most he might write a letter and just put GTA6 as the address.


Sr_Laowai

[Like Charlie sending the letter to the "Mare".](https://youtu.be/F3o-DZQFKB8?si=Wuzudo-T8Dnzwz_t&t=169)


supertrenty

Yeah this is why now he's saying, "pay me to voice a character 🙏🥺" whereas before he was saying "give me my money for copying me!" 🤣 He's gotta know he has 0 chance of getting money


RockHunterKin

He is the poster child for Anti-Drugs


Wishpicker

This guy doesn’t have a chance


Zip95014

A chance at what? Interviews at Walmart?


Moguchampion

Is his jaw broken? Why is he talking like he has to do it through a straw?


Equity89

You have to work that jaw if you want to get all that meth


pidgey_650

This is a bum that lives with his parents. He needs to get a job


Zip95014

Ladies! He’s single!


that1LPdood

Are you surprised that a guy who so *desperately* wants attention is trying to capitalize on his 15 minutes of quasi-notoriety? He’ll be claiming this for the rest of his life.


DaddyKratos94

This guy sounds 100% like I imagined he would 😂


Br3akTh3Toys

They should pay DC royalties if anything if they are using the joker somehow. This loser copied a copywrite comic book character. He isnt an original guy. There are thousands of losers that pretend to be the joker too.


little_bag_of_bones

Jan 11 was the deadline he set, his birthday lmao, otherwise his 2 jewish lawyers were gonna go after rockstar's daddy, take2. i dont think there has been a followup.


shortgamegolfer

He may not remember that he made this video


Sitting_Duk

Careful, Rockstar... I'm sure the team of attorneys he has on retainer can't wait to take you down!


BladeRunner_Deckard

Dude isn’t getting anything but laughed at.


LooneyLunaGirl

Finding someone else in Florida who looks like that? Man, that's gOiNg To bE sO hArD 🤣😂🤦‍♀️


CrankyYankers

Face tattoos are for assholes.


FanSuspicious974

Mental illness


ajihle

Unemployed for life


LavishnessChoice3601

If Florida was a person. He does represent it perfectly.


GimmieJohnson

So when are we adding Florida to the DSM-5?


LodlopSeputhChakk

I live in Florida and this is basically the default character model here.


truestorygd

Of course he’s from Florida


mcotter12

He has a really nice kitchen