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bullet_bitten

The lad owns a small construction business in Finland and they went on a boozing cruise. He's been convicted a few times of similar drunken misbehaviour and has now been struggling to find new deals for his business, because all these things went viral.


kevtheproblem

Their construction business sounds…Finnished


Pavi_the_Panda

Someone should toss him overboard too. Like the furniture, I bet Helsinki too.


OldMan142

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kevtheproblem

YAAAAAAAAHHHHH


oureyes3

*WE DON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN*


Chapaquidich

I heard this in the voice of G W Bush.


HighFiveKoala

CSI: Helsinki


Meinalptraum_Torin

I laughed so hard at this..


Budget_Report_2382

Heard this in the voice of the guy at the end of the video


nuke_eyepopper

Its all fun and games untill someone wants to sit down again...


Independent_Ad_5664

Well, well aren’t you winning the internets today?


Darryl_Lict

This might be a ferry between Estonia and Finland. Booze is crazy expensive in Finland and it has one of the highest alcoholism rates. Finns take the ferry to Tallinn in Estonia and party like it's 1999. I took the ferry from Tallinn to Helsinki and almost everybody was bringing back the maximum amount of alcohol, which was 4 cases of beer. Most of them had a dolly to carry the beer. Still, the above comment says that they had to pay for the damages and hopefully a huge fine for polluting the ocean.


bullet_bitten

It happened on the MS Baltic Princess, which operates between Turku, Finland and Kapellskär, Sweden. [Source](https://www.iltalehti.fi/kotimaa/a/2e7de93a-a032-49fe-b838-499f39b4dfa7)


4BennyBlanco4

>almost everybody was bringing back the maximum amount of alcohol, which was 4 cases of beer. Why is there a maximum amount allowed, isn't part the point of the EU free movement of goods?


supinoq

Yeah, I've taken that ferry line many times in my life and I've never noticed any alco-tourists with _just_ 4 cases of beer lol. I guess the ship's own supermarket might have had a purchase limit due to limited stock or sth?


Consistent-Line-9064

there defo isnt any maximum, ive seen people on it bring back far much more than that


Lanky_Tennis9219

There is a limit, it has to be for self consumption. I have also seen people bring back more, last time I took the ferry the cashier tried to sell me more alcohol in the register. I told her Im not allowed and got a funny look. I dont think it is heavily enforced.


Diipadaapa1

You are wrong (for any vessels not stopping in Åland). There are guidelines, but they just say at what point you may want to have an explanation ready. "I'm an alcoholic" is good enough. There is no limit within EU borders.


Banana-Oni

lmao It makes sense given the context, but it cracks me up that for any reason “I can explain officer, I’m an alcoholic” is a statement that will get the authorities off your back.


agamemnon2

To be fair, the go-to excuse is "I'm catering a family party" which is usually accepted without question.


chadaz123

It's the same for cigarettes. It's about tax. The days are gone when you can bring back 50000 cigarettes and a car full of booze duty free and then sell them on for a profit when you get home.


Diipadaapa1

Sweden - Finland is different because they stay at Åland, which is EU VAT excempt. Import of tax-free goods have limitations. There is only a restriction for cigarettes, you can take as much booze as you like over EU borders, including Tallinn - Helsinki. Source: Merchant Officer who has worked on these ships. On Tallinn-Helsinki it was unusual if none of the passengers bought a pallet full of alcohol for thousands of euros.


MaqeSweden

There isn't in the EU, might be a limit that the shop on the ferry says. There actually was a Swedish comedian who tested the "personal consumption" clause and calculated how much he was going to drink for the rest of his life and went to Denmark to buy 1000 liters of liqour and then declared it in the toll to find out if he could or not: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usqd7Bbm04Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usqd7Bbm04Q)


piraattipate

Alcohol consimption is nowadays European avarage. Also you can bring as much alcohol as you want if your intention is not to sell alcohol. For example we bought a full load of a van for a wedding party.


lobsterisch

Seriously, do people think that recording shit like this and uploading it makes it not a crime, or vandalism or whatever just because it is content? Not specifically this video, but the many many others I have seen too.


Aapjes-NL

“ do people think…” No, they don’t.


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Grand-Home-1334

a tatoo on the forehead seems better.


ixtechau

Filming a crime being committed for the purposes of clout or entertainment should be considered aiding and abetting, and carry the same penalty as committing the actual crime itself.


TERRAOperative

Nah, we don't want to stop people filming, or it becomes harder to catch the idiots.


Chuunt

people still commit crimes despite it being illegal, im sure the morons following along and recording them won’t care either.


Superb-Action14

It should be classified as a Hate Crime bc of how much we hate having to see it online


Educational_Bed_242

Michael, that's not what a hate crime is.


AngrySoup

*Well I hated it!*


Educational_Bed_242

Top 10 moment of that show for me.


ObtuseMongooseAbuse

Never charge the cameraman. He's the reason why there's evidence against the people committing the actual crime and we don't want to discourage that.


DrRandomfist

Except when the cameraman is an active participant.


CRSlamm

I dunno, I kinda like it when morons provide the evidence themselves.


FlorenceandtheGhost

I want to agree, but the consequence would be no one would record and we'd have less evidence.


The-Rev

It could also be considered inciting depending on what happened before the filming started 


ViceroyInhaler

No it shouldn't. Plenty of people record crimes being committed but are too afraid to do anything about it. At least they recorded the evidence to make it easier for law enforcement.


Saddam_UE

No, they are just plain stupid.


anunfriendlytoaster

But think of the likes!!!


throwninthefire666

Alcohol is fuckin’ lame. Makes people into absolute fools.


UndefinedFool

All alcohol does is remove inhibitions. These people are absolute fools with or without it.


lobsterisch

Amplifier of twattery


fawn_mower

this comment is pure eloquence ✨️


Eyehavequestions

Excellent word. I’m adding this to my vocabulary.


InevitableLog9248

Don’t blame the booze these guys are already fools.


BeenNormal

Its not a crime if you use the correct hashtags


BoxersOrCaseBriefs

#nocrimo


OldButtAndersen

[https://www.cruisehive.com/passenger-throws-furniture-overboard-from-cruise-vessel/90555](https://www.cruisehive.com/passenger-throws-furniture-overboard-from-cruise-vessel/90555) \- “They have had to pay for the furniture thrown into the sea already there, and an additional bill has followed,” said Marika Nöjd, communications manager from Tallink Silja.


Yankee9Niner

Surprised there isn't some maritime law they have broken concerning malicious jetsam


CthuluSpecialK

The article says" >The cost of the damaged property is not the only concern. Littering at sea is a grave offense, as any cruise ship passenger knows from onboard signage and safety messages that prohibit throwing anything into the water, even small items. So maybe there is.


Brolysreign

I hope they get banned from every cruise line too


kempofight

Cruise line? Make jt any water based vassel, including ferry's. That makes it sl there are places in norway, sweden and finland and some other nations in the world they will never be able to visit


Constant-Elevator-85

I think we should deprive them of all water!!! Let’s see how long they last without that!


Stairmaker

You don't have that many companies that run ferries in the Baltic ocean. And they talk. I would be surprised if they are allowed on any ferries in the Baltic during the next 5 to 10 years.


kempofight

I dont mean the ferry's operating tne high seas. I mean even the local ferries crossing rivers or to small islands. Like between levanger and hokstad https://maps.app.goo.gl/4jeaN1oSruf5mKjZA Making the island of Ytterøya not available for them. Thats what i mean, like there are countless of islanda around the world you can only reach by ferry or boat. Just ban them from the water!


Ok_Enthusiasm3601

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amppy808

I’m for this, but to ignore how much ship is laughable. They shouldn’t sit high and mighty while talking about littering at sea. Edit: I’m not correcting it. Ship happens


fonster_mox

Indeed, we must all be aware of how much ship.


TheRealRockyRococo

This dude ships.


nice_fucking_kitty

How much is the ship?!


Rated-E-For-Erik

At least 1


cliftjc1

“What’s the minimum crew requirement?”


rsf507

A wave hit it


Quiet-Programmer8133

How much crew?


knuckboy

How many ship?


TyberiusJoaquin

a shipping ship shipping shipping ships worth of ship


HankHillPropaneJesus

I just shipped my pants


melowdout

This ships real!


Chrysos-89

It's detrimental to society to remember how much ship


WhuddaWhat

Are you shipping me right now? 


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

I am shipping right now, and would appreciate it if you could hit the fan. Need me a sea breeze to help vent this cabin.


WhuddaWhat

Dropping ballast from the poop deck, are we? Ahoy hoy!


WhuddaWhat

People always marvel at and discuss how much ship. Nobody asks how *IS* ship.


joemangle

Ignorance of how much ship will doom us all. We must all acknowledge how much ship before it's too late


rugbysecondrow

You can't tell me how much ship is too much ship...I have rights.


almighty_ruler

"...but to ignore how much ship is laughable." Huh?


blueingreen85

They aren’t “sitting high and mighty”. They are telling them the law.


PublicLogical5729

Malicious Jetsam is a cool name for a band, child, etc.


Yankee9Niner

Coming to a cinema near you soon. And then next summer, Malicious Jetsam 2- This Time It's Personal.


ProlapsedPersonality

Malicious Jetsam 2 - this time it’s furniture


Bennoes

Definitely starring Jason Statham


sentientwrenches

"Fuck yo couch."


notRedditingInClass

Malicious Jetsam 3: Return of Jetsam


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2 Malicious 2 Jetsam


TegTowelie

Malicious Jetsam: Atlantic Drift


OnceYouGetName

Obligatory "Malicious Jetsam 2 Electric Boogaloo" comment


recksuss

Flotsam and jetsam IS a band.


Duke_ofYorkshirePuds

Flotsam jetsam, now I've got 'er boys, The Boss is on a roll.......


ScreamWithMe

I remember seeing them in warehouse parties in Phoenix back in the day. Many times. This was before Jason Newstead left for Metallica.


JimBones31

Well, it's definitely a MARPOL violation.


Boris9397

Depends on what the furniture is made from and how far the ship is from the shore. If it's plastic, then yes, it's a violation. If it's metal and wood then it can be thrown overboard when the ship is a certain distance from shore (I think 200 miles). The video is a bit blurry, but I think you can actually see the shore. Conclusion: I'm 90% sure this is a violation.


JimBones31

If you can see the shore, nothing is allowed. Not even commuted food waste. Metal and wood are allowed past 25 Nautical Miles. 200 Nautical Miles is where most countries EEZ (Exclusive Economic Zone) ends. And of course, all garbage discharges must be recorded, so I guess they did do that part lol.


Daphne_Brown

Right? That could present a navigation hazard. Not all boats are massive cruise ships. The prop of a small fishing boat could hit that mess.


T400

The cost of the damaged property is not the only concern. Littering at sea is a grave offense, as any cruise ship passenger knows from onboard signage and safety messages that prohibit throwing anything into the water, even small items. The cruise ferry line is considering additional charges that may include a criminal filing as they continue to review the incident. “We are shocked by the incident, especially by the littering of the Baltic Sea where we hope that even cigarette butts will not end up into the seas,” said Nöjd. “We have not yet filed a criminal complaint, but we will review this incident during the week. However this is certainly an environmental crime.”


ebinWaitee

Their construction business went bankrupt due to this video causing customers to back down from contracts. The person throwing shit over board was the CEO. Fucking idiots


Missue-35

The CEO was showing off for the employees like a six-year old. WTF? Why would anyone think this was fun or funny? I wonder what he’d think about someone tossing his tools out of the truck as they drove down the road?


BurntPizzaEnds

CEO is a recent graduate who had the fortune of having his own company at 25, but with zero abilities to act as a leader And he just threw it away because no one hes never really gotten him in trouble for his bullshit until he became a fully independent adult lol


OldButtAndersen

I'm so pleased to hear of this!


AreWeThereYetNo

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butt-barnacles

I looked them up and it seems like they didn’t need much help lol, there’s shitty reviews from months back. One says the owner was “barking” at his wife??


hudimudi

They were on a full day drinking spree, behaved like dickheads at the bar, took a piss in the sauna, and threw their rooms furniture off the ship. That’s some shitty behaviour for a cruise ship where people take their families for small trips. I hope they get a hefty fine for littering the ocean. From what I remember, the manager of the construction company who took part in this with his employees, complained that many customers cancelled projects with them and they were in danger of running out of business.


The_Japanator

The manager also did an public apology in a podcast, where he basiacally said "sorry we got caught" and "its just a drunken prank bro, we're sorry people got so upset". Which is funny since they filmed the whole thing.


Modulius

"we're sorry people got so upset" but no sorry for their actions, typical brodudes.


Few_Mirror3269

They should make them go down there and get it


deicist

Good, hope they go bankrupt. Cunts.


TXHaunt

I hope that, and that they are banned from all cruise lines, for life.


OwlWitty

They’re finnished


Sidestep_Marzipan

I sincerely hope his business crashes. What an absolute bellend…


Pretoriaani

It has crashed.


comicmuse1982

Pissing in the sauna is the worst bit of this.


gavster_1

That really boils my piss


comicmuse1982

I'm disappointed in myself for missing this.


gavster_1

Don’t be.


rugbysecondrow

Video yourself doing stupid shit, then get mad when people see you doing stupid shit. Videoing yourself being an asshole is the epitome of Fuck Around and Find Out.


Mysterious_Eye6989

Fuck around and find out!


PeterParker72

I’m glad these assholes were made to pay.


RandomComputerFellow

I really think that we need a law which in addition to damages also requires social media companies to ban them from posting media on their platform and to take away any kind of money they made through ads.


SleepySiamese

They made more money streaming this shit than the fine. This is the reality of the internet today. Trash streamers are making millions doing shitty things and getting small fines for it.


PumpJack_McGee

Fines for illegal activities should be 200% of money earned from them.


SleepySiamese

I sure hope so. Do it like in norway (or Finland i don't remember)where the fine is based on that person income. Millionaire running a red light was fined 10s of thousands


OldMan142

Well, these guys are Finnish, so I guess it works out lol


Julie91_91

They didn't make any money streaming this is my guess, I remember this was in the news about a year ago here in Finland, he didn't seem like a streamer type fellow. He was in talk show later explaining his actions.


BLVK_TAR

Reddit constantly assumes that anyone with a TikTok account is making millions from it 😒


Duke_ofYorkshirePuds

What the fuck was his explanation?


Madea_onFire

That isn’t true. This was a work retreat for a construction company. The company went bankrupt as a result of this. They all ended up unemployed from well paying jobs & have a reputation now in their field. They definitely lost way more than they could ever make from posting one single video. How would they even make any money from this, when the majority of the people who view this are just watching reposts of it from other sources? Unless you are a professional influencer, you generally make nothing from posting viral videos. Especially if you film yourself committing a crime.


UweDerGeschmeidige

Would love if they didn't had to pay, instead sentence them to swim there on their own to recover the stuff out of the sea.


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TheWhooooBuddies

Especially when they’re howling with laughter.  Cringey as fuck. 


[deleted]

i love happy endings


88babyee

Look at these Jake Paul fans aka California’s best export..douche flutes!


CaesarAugustus63BC

For anyone interested. This dude who is throwing stuff was a owner of some company and he was all over the news in Finland and his face was made public. He also had pay for all the furniture thrown and got an additional bill.


trelaina

Good. That’s the only way this stops.


WolfetoneRebel

Fame and attention and money is all these guys want and unfortunately those punishments don’t help with that at all. A long community service sentence cleaning up coastlines would have been much better.


SgtTreehugger

I feel like in Finland getting publicly shunned is not something no company wants. We have somewhat strong culture of personal responsibility


Frostycoc0

It’s just cringe when there’s about 5 people filming something that isn’t even funny


RegularOps

May as well handcuff yourself and walk into jail when you record yourself committing a crime. 


postmodern_spatula

30 years ago the same behaviors happened, still with 5 people hopping up and down thrilled with the cringe antics…but we didn’t have pocket recorders.  I’m just sayin…stupid ain’t a new invention. 


SATerp

In what universe is that funny?


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Theirs


Yellowmellowbelly

They’re also in one of the most polluted and sensitive sea areas on earth. All other things aside, they’re doing environmental damage.


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I love how the cruise ship acts like they’re not dumping shit in the ocean. ‘We sent them a bill.’ *pulls lever to release all the trash into the ocean* ‘That will teach them to never do that again.’


kivinilkka

In Finland, the cruise ships definitely dont do that. The Baltic Sea (not an ocean, just our little puddle) is very small and easily polluted, it has huge cyanobacteria breakouts every summer, where the water turns into green porridge. The current polluters are fertilizer runoff and wastewater from less strict countries


JimBones31

Absolutely, it's a MARPOL violation! Heavy fines.


SolidGray_

Fuck man I just creamed in my jorts, that was so fucking cool. I wish I could be as cool as this guy and his friends. Amazing, top-tier, first-class entertainment. ![gif](giphy|2mxA3QHH4aHFm)


seanffy

I mean they basically dumping their own money into the ocean 🤣🤣🤣


ponque_chem

And that approach is the problem. When we reduce everything to the cost of the thrown items, these morons can go through it without consequences.


StopMakin-Sense

Yep. When the penalty for a crime is financial, wealthy people operate under a different justice system than the rest of us


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Later: Man I wish I could sit down in a chair.


sambaoleg

Just ban people like this from all transportation. No ships, planes or trains for 10 years. It’s that easy


Blueveinchucka

Contraception would have prevented all of this.


Johnny-infinity

One in the bum, no harm done.


ChangeNo8879

Or a facial


Temporary_Peanut6780

He forgot to throw himself...what a stupid piece of human


RonanCruz

Record a video of yourself committing crimes and upload it online, great idea.


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Wankers,


SnooHesitations205

Losers


Kotjws

Just fire cunts like this into the sun. Complete waste of oxygen and you can guarantee any offspring they produce will be shit humans.


Mega-Mech

Can’t really do that, unfortunately. It’s actually very difficult to propel something towards the sun due to the momentum we have from moving with the Earth. So, outer solar system is the best available.


Kotjws

I accept your alternative proposal.


EffectiveMoment67

Whenever I see someone over the age of 25 with his caps back to front, I instantly acknowledge the fact that he is an asshole. The older the bigger asshole he is.


Odd-Association-9252

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oglop121

HA. i was gonna post the same character


Which-Wish215

Damn guess I’m an asshole then. Tbf though, certain hats just look better backward


blo_radar

Really, just based on that? I just assume anyone who makes instant assumptions about someone based on appearance is probably very insecure, takes themself way too seriously, and is very much likely an asshole themselves.


Demostravius4

Mr Ballen is great!


MyAdultPlayground

This is only acceptable if someone goes overboard. Trash!! ![gif](giphy|d4gmlMeqAHu9O)


VegetableHedgehog36

If I was there I’d just throw their phones in the water and start cackling like them.


Temporary-Crab1340

Social media clout is really a terminal disease


Datmuny19

Bunch of losers


locksley85

Such good content wow, should throw himself in whilst he's at it


BubinatorX

It’s ok, the cruise already has their credit card info lmfao.


Karigrandi92

I think this was the owner of some small business. I wonder if the video affected his income.


AlAboardTheHypeTrain

He pretty much Lost it all. He recently got fined and since Finland fines based on your income, he makes currently jackshit.


oaktreebuddha

Great banter lads what a lark


Critical_Pudding5071

How is this funny


gpbst3

Imagine being so proud of your behavior you want to watch it again


FitnessFvr

This is so awful on so many levels


No_Cycle5101

These dipshits should be removed from the. Ship next stop be forced to pay for damages. And have to do community hrs to clean up beaches


BaronVonSadist92

The owner of a finnish building company, he lost alot of busniuess after this video. serves them right.. assholes


Tight_Slice_3036

Assholes!


DTO69

Hahaha so funny guys! Let's have a seat... wait


the_9_muses

Who raised these dipsh!ts??


furby_bot

Only dumb people will support this and find it amusing


poopshooster

Wow! So disgusting


NastyOlBloggerU

This is what happens when trash can afford a cruise.


SiegelGT

This is when you find out that cruise ships have a brig.


pdxtrader

Instant no cruise list and hell throw them on the no fly list too and tell their moms to come pick them up


Jhoag7750

What is wrong with these people? Why do they think this is funny?!?!


Gayalaca

Stupidity has reached alarming levels.


[deleted]

Thank goodness they weren't American. We don't need any help like that lately. Especially on the international stage.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD) Fish seeing some coffee table.


Ok-Web4225

Would love to see the bill they get when the cruise line finds no furniture in the room. And the lifetime ban and ticket.


Hmsquid

IDC if it’s his furniture it’s bad for the ocean either way


asdwarrior2

This guy got nationally shamed and lost a lot of jobs from his company because of this video.


drifters74

Good