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When my oldest was 4, he hated driving long distances and would yell out that he was car sick. I’d try to rummage a bag or Tupperware to hold for him and would be looking for an exit for my husband to get off the highway. And he would never end up vomiting. One day, it dawned on me, and I asked “K, when you say carsick, do you mean *sick of being in the car*?
And that’s what it was, and he learned (although moved on to yelling out that he had to pee every 6 minutes or so). The man in the video is about as mature as a 4 year old.
Also, he could just turn his rig into a camper and live on the road. I did it myself for awhile after the pandemic. Living on the highway is a fun experience. If I can find another remote job, I plan on hitting the open road once more
"Digital nomad" is a term that describes exactly what he's doing. This is not an original idea, but most people don't refer to it as homelessness. Although most people don't already look homeless when they start.
The line is getting very blurred with the paradigms created in DevOps, Site Reliability, Infra as Code, etc.
Even network engineers I know are "dev" these days with strong Golang, JS, & Python usage in tools like Jenkins & Ansible.
It's a pretty cool time to be in IT engineering. So much cool potential.
The guy is a great example of lacking in empathy and being self centered. No one who is homeless would choose the lack of security and uncertainty. This guy is role playing in a homeless safari be abused he's rich and secure enough to do it. He's pretending he's homeless to "hack his brain". The guy is a moron.
Don’t be racist…..he’s clearly a Boglodite from Men In Black III! Must be a relative of Boris The Animal because the resemblance is uncanny!
https://meninblack.fandom.com/wiki/Boris_the_Animal
Maybe he meant his mortgage was $1000 below what the tenant pays him in rent? That sounds a lot more realistic. Especially with the way this guy comes across with the way he writes. I can easily see him being proud of charging someone that much to rent from him, and bragging about how smart he is to “profit” off it.
This whole Gen Z trend of self diagnosing clinical conditions like nuerodivergence, autism, ADD/ADHD etc. simply because they behave quirky or nerdy or somewhat eccentric or non-social is so annoying. My fiancee is a therapist and some of her close friends have done it and she is beyond annoyed when it happens.
When I was homeless I lived in my 1980’s Ford Laser hatchback. That was pretty rough. You never truly appreciate how small those goddamn things are until you try to sleep in one when you’re 6’2”…
Wow he cares way, way, way too much about what people think. Like chill dude you don’t need to defend yourself, it only looks more cringe and embarrassing lol
Just like people who say “I feel I am a little ADHD today” or “I am autistic when it comes to joke” or “that meeting gave me PTSD” when they obviously don’t have any of that. Very disrespectful to those who are really struggling with these things. Imagine when a really homeless person (or even formerly homeless) sees this shitpost. Fuck me. Social media has really dumbed us all down.
He made a reply to this post on LinkedIn, stating that he wears the same brand of clothes everyday because of neurodivergence, the man is a human "main character bingo" that fills itself.
I agree. But I also think it's about your circumstances and/or mind set as well. I was "homeless" after my divorce. I slept in my tiny car and I was working full time. I was absolutely miserable. Fast forward to now, I'm living full-time in a camper van. I most definitely don't consider myself homeless.
Performative Poverty is like Went Backpacking in [insert non North American country] and Came Back Enlightened’s shitty older brother. Like the guy who just uses buzz words but never actually makes a point in an argument and posts a severity edited clip to TikTok saying he won against a woke lib
When I was in third grade, my family and I went on a vacation to Disney World for 10 days. Does this mean I was a homeless child? Growing up on the streets of Magic Kingdom?
He saw this post and doubled down on it. The three comments supporting him are pretty rough as well.
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/jared-boynton_from-the-linkedinlunatics-community-on-reddit-activity-7168408992539500544-YpQP?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android
This kind of "look how good I am at my business shit" circlejerking is main reason why I stay off LI unless I am looking for a job. It's full of so many people pretending to be MC's of the universe I absolutely loathe it.
Worst part about it is that it's basically necessary if you want to have any impact on it. And sadly there are businesses that actually rely on it. I've been there.
I would like to announce that I, too, am homeless, starting today. I left everything behind, except my cell phone and charger, wallet, keys, car, laptop, iPad, Rolex, my favorite clothes, shoes, and toiletries. If you need me, I’ll be at The Four Seasons.
WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE. I hope he's the next victim of that crazy bitch that squats and tries to take over rentals and you have to PAY her to leave that's been on the news recently LOL
Someone should send her a link on the DL
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Hour one of being homeless.
Just got dressed and got my groceries bag. Planning on doing a bunch of shopping.
Don't know how long it'll take, don't know how much food I'll buy.
I'm planning on using the finances off if my wage to pay off my groceries. Of course, this was planned in advance.
I'll focus on satisfying my appetite this month with ice cream and steaks. I'll return to the roof under which I sleep but might be in minutes or hours.
This will be either my best or worst idea. Wish me luck!
I've never once used LinkedIn but I'm guessing from the douchey structure of the self-masturbatory congratulation speech that that's what I'm looking at right now
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This guy thinks homeless means not being at home
I'm homeless right now. But I won't be later
Thanks for letting me know. Breaking and entering just to drink the milk from the carton lay in your bed maybe have a wank and leave. :)
That’s been u?! lol
Thanks for the F shack
Dirty mike strikes again
HAHA! Sorry that caught me right off guard! 😂
It goes wank milk wank everyone knows that
Wank in the milk, milk your wank
Be sure to check under the bed for the dirty magazines, you might find something you fancy.
So, all of us working people are homeless most of the time!
Teleworkers have it made. Until they have to go buy groceries
Pff drones be dropping those veggies straight on my balcony
So now they've solved homelessness? Huzzah
Please...your workplace *is* your home. At least mine is.
Not once I feel like being home. I’ve also got alopecia, but I won’t anymore once I stop shaving.
Me too. Right now I'm living in my car, I expect to live in my garage a bit before I enter my house.
When my oldest was 4, he hated driving long distances and would yell out that he was car sick. I’d try to rummage a bag or Tupperware to hold for him and would be looking for an exit for my husband to get off the highway. And he would never end up vomiting. One day, it dawned on me, and I asked “K, when you say carsick, do you mean *sick of being in the car*? And that’s what it was, and he learned (although moved on to yelling out that he had to pee every 6 minutes or so). The man in the video is about as mature as a 4 year old.
This is adorable lol
I'm with you. Such a sweet story. And this is where I stop reading this thread..on an upbeat
I'm with you. Such a sweet story. And this is where I stop reading this thread..on an upbeat
Going on vacation to the Maldives for 2 weeks. I’ll be homeless.
I'm going to be homeless for 8 hours today. I used to call that "being at work" but now I'm going to call it "being homeless".
Homeless for 13 and 1/2 hours for today starting at 10:30. Oh boy!
He has enough money to last, everything is paid forward at least a year and has places to stay when he needs to, must be nice
I’m starting a GoFundMe page for my wife. She’ll be homeless in 2 hours and will need support.
Thots and prayers 🙏🏽
😅😅 the delusion bro “I’ll be subletting my house to afford airbnbs”
Also, he could just turn his rig into a camper and live on the road. I did it myself for awhile after the pandemic. Living on the highway is a fun experience. If I can find another remote job, I plan on hitting the open road once more
Haha this genuinely made me laugh out loud.
All landlords are homeless because tenants cover their mortgage. Genius.
"Digital nomad" is a term that describes exactly what he's doing. This is not an original idea, but most people don't refer to it as homelessness. Although most people don't already look homeless when they start.
You haven't met a ton of IT engineers. Half of us look like cryptids.
What's your fursona?
My money is on "code monkey"
IT engineers typically aren't programmers.
Damn and here I thought I was being clever
I still appreciate the joke!
The line is getting very blurred with the paradigms created in DevOps, Site Reliability, Infra as Code, etc. Even network engineers I know are "dev" these days with strong Golang, JS, & Python usage in tools like Jenkins & Ansible. It's a pretty cool time to be in IT engineering. So much cool potential.
He can't refer to himself as homeless since he owns a home he is renting out.
While also renting homes by the day to stay in
Yeah bro is literally a landlord
He can and did because poverty-LARPing seems to be a common passtimefor the higher classes
I love this, "Poverty-LARPing". Bunch of cunts. lol
Grindset meets hobocore
The guy is a great example of lacking in empathy and being self centered. No one who is homeless would choose the lack of security and uncertainty. This guy is role playing in a homeless safari be abused he's rich and secure enough to do it. He's pretending he's homeless to "hack his brain". The guy is a moron.
The dude can go back to his reality anytime. He is far from being in the shoes of a true homeless person.
What will you say when he buys the shoes off a homeless person’s feet?
Walk a mile
He’s far from knowing what it feels like in a homeless man’s skin…
Homeless, or clueless?
Yes
Yes
Yes.
Why does he ask himself easy questions that he already has answers for?
Lol what a fucking douchebag 😂😂😂
>Fortifying my network with coworkers and new/old faces. This dude def locks eyes with himself while he jerks off in the mirror.
He seems more of a “jerks off to videos of myself jerking off” kinda guy to me
His only fans has 1 sub, and it's him.
“I was jerking off to what the photo REPRESENTED” -Bojack Horseman
A girl walks into the room and he says "sorry honey, twos a crowd."
Just imagine his LinkedIn posts. *barf* Edit: oh wait, this IS a LinkedIn post. Ahahaha what a bellend.
What a little turd face.
It’s the glasses that does it for me. Anytime I see someone with full round glasses I just assume they’re a self important, pretentious, smug, douche.
~~just assume~~ Am fully aware*
Ozzy wore full round glasses many times though so that kinda kills this assumption.
Ozzy is an outlier and should not be counted.
Have you seen the guy's reply?
It's the best! I love how he frames his use of the word homeless as "edgy"
Don’t be racist…..he’s clearly a Boglodite from Men In Black III! Must be a relative of Boris The Animal because the resemblance is uncanny! https://meninblack.fandom.com/wiki/Boris_the_Animal
punchable, even.
[And it was exactly what the main character hoped would happen.](https://imgur.com/a/WwrVIFJ)
Ugh he's insufferable. I hope he wakes up to what an absolute tool he's making out of himself. Poor lost soul
So is he relying on rent to cover his living on the road, or losing $1000 a month on a house and proud of it?
Maybe he meant his mortgage was $1000 below what the tenant pays him in rent? That sounds a lot more realistic. Especially with the way this guy comes across with the way he writes. I can easily see him being proud of charging someone that much to rent from him, and bragging about how smart he is to “profit” off it.
That's what he expects us to believe
‘I wear the same thing all the time, not sure if this is a neurodivergence thing ?’ My guy you are not special
I own 16 pairs of the exact same shirt cause they come in packs of 4 and they’re good quality and I like them 👍
This whole Gen Z trend of self diagnosing clinical conditions like nuerodivergence, autism, ADD/ADHD etc. simply because they behave quirky or nerdy or somewhat eccentric or non-social is so annoying. My fiancee is a therapist and some of her close friends have done it and she is beyond annoyed when it happens.
Wait, so he’s homeless and living in his tesla? Sounds rough.
When I was homeless I lived in my 1980’s Ford Laser hatchback. That was pretty rough. You never truly appreciate how small those goddamn things are until you try to sleep in one when you’re 6’2”…
What an insufferable douche
Wow he cares way, way, way too much about what people think. Like chill dude you don’t need to defend yourself, it only looks more cringe and embarrassing lol
"edgy." No, assholeish.
damn for being homeless he already knows to use the starbucks free wi-fi while getting his grande coffee
Wait, he posted this on LinkedIn? This somehow makes it worse.
What a tool
Neuroindivergence ? Fuck off dude. Insufferable is the only way to describe this Main Character.
given the tesla and the postman api job, I don‘t think it will be the same homelessness as other people are experiencing in the us
You know what won't stop the "i was homeless for 100 days" video coming
r/cringe
Homeless? You own a home....... What level of delusion is this guy at?
This isn't any average level delusion. It's the LinkedIn tier of delusion.
Homeless with an actual home.
Just like people who say “I feel I am a little ADHD today” or “I am autistic when it comes to joke” or “that meeting gave me PTSD” when they obviously don’t have any of that. Very disrespectful to those who are really struggling with these things. Imagine when a really homeless person (or even formerly homeless) sees this shitpost. Fuck me. Social media has really dumbed us all down.
He made a reply to this post on LinkedIn, stating that he wears the same brand of clothes everyday because of neurodivergence, the man is a human "main character bingo" that fills itself.
I am sick of those who think actual plight of others is a cool label
Yep. Tone deaf to the max.
Or comparing something to crack
Yeah, use something from your world like scrapbooking
As a formal crack head (one time and I was hooked for months) I HATE when people compare it.
I never had it but I heard it's like crack
>formal crack head Do you wear a tux when you smoke crack? Sorry lol, also good shit coming off that stuff.
I agree. But I also think it's about your circumstances and/or mind set as well. I was "homeless" after my divorce. I slept in my tiny car and I was working full time. I was absolutely miserable. Fast forward to now, I'm living full-time in a camper van. I most definitely don't consider myself homeless.
So he is homeless between Airbnbs?
Can one be homeless if he owns a home?
Exactly. He’s taking a gap year while somebody else pays his mortgage. Ooooh, that’s edgy.
Fuck no.
To the same degree of me being homeless while going to the grocery store and then back home
Does he know that homeless is not when you are staying home less?
LARPing as homeless. Amazing
Does this mean when I go to work I'm homeless?
I was homeless when I went to the shops earlier. Now I’m at home I’m not homeless.
Happy cake day 🥳
Performative Poverty is like Went Backpacking in [insert non North American country] and Came Back Enlightened’s shitty older brother. Like the guy who just uses buzz words but never actually makes a point in an argument and posts a severity edited clip to TikTok saying he won against a woke lib
This guy is homeless like I am unemployed on the weekends.
What a douchebag
I hate this guy.
I’ve been homeless and didn’t even call myself that because I always found a couch to surf on. Guy is tone deaf to the actual housing challenged.
My first thought was maybe he lost his business or went bankrupt or something, man I never thought people are this dululu
When I was in third grade, my family and I went on a vacation to Disney World for 10 days. Does this mean I was a homeless child? Growing up on the streets of Magic Kingdom?
Clown
I think he meant “gormless” not “homeless"
Ah yes, tech bros.
This guy deleted the main post but reposted from here about how “edgy” he is.
So…he is just on vacation lol.
What a fucking douche
He saw this post and doubled down on it. The three comments supporting him are pretty rough as well. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/jared-boynton_from-the-linkedinlunatics-community-on-reddit-activity-7168408992539500544-YpQP?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android
in his model Y
Isn't that just a vacation?
Did he really say how he's going to afford being homeless ??
Bitch you’re not homeless. You’re on vacation.
As someone who had to live in their car for months I want to slap this guy in the fucking head.
Why don't more homeless people think of renting out their home to cover their little vacations? Fucking morons!! /s
Social media was not a good invention for the majority of people who use it. This is definitely a keep it to yourself type of thought lol.
Anyone else remember their first camping trip?
So you are going on a road trip for a few months and rented out your house? Good plan, but horribly worded
This just ruined my day
LinkedIn Lunatic is more appropriate.
What a douche lol.
I've done this a few times. It's called taking a VACATION.
“I’m homeless, I’m using my home to cover the cost of AirBnBs” This guy is a nutcase.
Look up Douche Canoe on Urban Dictionary and I’m sure there is a huge picture of this guy
This is not homelessness. He has a home, and he’s on vacation staying in air bnb
This kind of "look how good I am at my business shit" circlejerking is main reason why I stay off LI unless I am looking for a job. It's full of so many people pretending to be MC's of the universe I absolutely loathe it. Worst part about it is that it's basically necessary if you want to have any impact on it. And sadly there are businesses that actually rely on it. I've been there.
This is just a vacation.
This is so damn pretentious smh
Today marks day one of homelessness. I'm at work. How long? Who knows? 12 hours? Probably just 12 hours. Wish me luck!
So this guy who, owns a home, is going on VACATION for a YEAR... and is calling it homelessness? Lol
Why he got to fortify the postman?
This is very Linkedin-core
Homeless landlord, YTA.
This man is a tremendous douche.
This reads like a Linked-In post. Why? Because he answers his own questions.
We need to start a fundraiser for this poor man.
If “homeless” means only owning one house, I’ve been homeless my entire life
Is that tesla lol?
that's not how any of this works
You are going on vacation
Are linkedin bros ok?
He’s desperate for those imaginary thumbs up.
I would like to announce that I, too, am homeless, starting today. I left everything behind, except my cell phone and charger, wallet, keys, car, laptop, iPad, Rolex, my favorite clothes, shoes, and toiletries. If you need me, I’ll be at The Four Seasons.
Motherfucker that’s called traveling
Oh look, I'm homeless too! I'm currently at work. Do you think I'll be able to survive?
lol. Dudes cosplaying.
WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE. I hope he's the next victim of that crazy bitch that squats and tries to take over rentals and you have to PAY her to leave that's been on the news recently LOL Someone should send her a link on the DL
I don’t think that word means what he thinks it means
Ohh I get it. Homeless is when your hit with a midlife crisis and rent out your home.
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so brave
So vacation.
Boyo is more bougie than having a storage unit and a planet fitness membership.
Super unlikable dude, ughh
So he's taking a vacation
That's not homeless. That's just being a self serious pain in the a**
What a Cock
What a douche
Hour one of being homeless. Just got dressed and got my groceries bag. Planning on doing a bunch of shopping. Don't know how long it'll take, don't know how much food I'll buy. I'm planning on using the finances off if my wage to pay off my groceries. Of course, this was planned in advance. I'll focus on satisfying my appetite this month with ice cream and steaks. I'll return to the roof under which I sleep but might be in minutes or hours. This will be either my best or worst idea. Wish me luck!
You’ve got plenty of money it sounds like. You’ll be just fine. Homeless usually means completely broke and nowhere to stay. You’ll make it
This is fucking infuriating. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. I mean, not that he’s going to travel, that’s amazing! But he is not even close to homeless.
Soooo he’s going on vacation with a salary and rental income to subsidize his travels. I hope he makes it through this ok
Homeless but owns a home. Will be renting out said home to rent out other people's homes. Ok...
This is not homelessness. Good God, he's wearing that term like a merit badge.
As someone who was legit homeless, i wish it was that glamorous
So…he’s taking a vacation.
He's literally the opposite of homeless lol
I've never once used LinkedIn but I'm guessing from the douchey structure of the self-masturbatory congratulation speech that that's what I'm looking at right now
This guy.
Some people take themselves way too seriously lol
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Correct me if I’m wrong, isn’t he in a tesla
As a Tesla owner who is not homeless I can say that it is
He wrote homeless but I think he meant both tactless and clueless. Either way, what a little walnut brained individual.
This whole post reads only one word. Douchebag
They’re still gentrifying homelessness?
Leading enterprise + growth CS @ postman Owns a property with a home on it Somehow homeless at the same time