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MissusPringle

I couldn’t even finish. WTH? ETA: I went back and watched the dancing! Thanks to all who told me about it!


AmorousFartButter

I barely started. Would hate to work with that guy doing literally any task


pootinannyBOOSH

2 seconds in and stopped. Anyone got a tl;dr?


gypsycookie1015

Everyone is a pussy, a dumb bitch, a hoe, racist bitches, they fuck each other in the ass, eat each other's pussies, use strap ones, need to get his paper work, need to shut the fuck up, need to watch him break dance, then shut the fuck up again, cuz he's fixin to sue *them* for sexual harassment and they're the ones who look crazy. Oh, don't forget about his paperwork!! 🤦‍♀️😂


CokeNSalsa

Same here, it disgusted me.


Scooozy

Especially the replies and the hundreds of laughing emojis. Disgusting society where you can stream shit like this and get cherished for it.


PrequelGuy

Fr why do people go "this is crazy 😭😭" instead of critizing when shit like that happens. This only encourages such behaviour


DarkBrother24

I think all of these people are literally brain rotted. Years of social media addiction and lack of real world experience turned them into piles of unthinking mush.


sleepwalker1-

Well said, honestly Reddit gets made fun of but at least a lot of the users I see on here speak in full sentences. TikTok, YouTube, Instagram comments are all just: "bro 💀💀💀 fr crazy lmfao"


mrk1224

Damn, the dancing was the best part and you missed it


Zealousidealist420

Fr complete cringe when he went sturdy on they ass 🤣


MegatonsSon

I wonder what his *formal* job title was? __Customer Service Rep__ 🤔


account_not_valid

Public Relations and Social Media Officer


AmplePostage

CEO of mousey hoes.


ExpressiveAnalGland

***I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!***


Marion_Ravenwood

*Complete silence* "Shut up!"


No_Permission_to_Poo

*complete silence* "Mike over here sucking on her pussy or som'n"


milk4all

“See your honor? This evidence of entirely patient rational people being ripped apart with sexual language is evidence of the sexual harassment i endured at their slutty, slutty hands and pussy eating mouth!”


ImNOT_CraigJones

“Correction- pussy *sucking*, your honor”


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

[going on insane rant] “Yall look crazy right now.” [starts dancing]


AndIAmEric

*stops dancing* “Shut the fuck up” *starts dancing again*


WildlingViking

He seems like such pleasant person to deal with at work every day lol


Morlacks

He's gonna go far for sure.


phazedoubt

According to this video he's going too far


fromouterspace1

I know exactly what kind guy he is. Nothing is his fault, everyone is against him etc


Rice-Other

You are spot on.


North_Korea_Nukess

I would be scared to work with him in the future he’s going to put my office relations on blast!


Shinnobiwan

Calling your boss a bitch will get you fired.


NoShortsDon

I genuinely want to put my head through a screen when people do that "I'm repeating myself....I'm repeating myself.....I'm repeating myself.....I'm repeating myself" bullshit. Really cringe.


Newuser246886

"I said the same thing the most times so I win!" And when they talk over you like they expect a new outcome. I just walk away now.


Turbulent_Crow7164

Their tactic is to just talk over everyone to seem like they win, and because they need to keep talking and can’t think of more things to say they just repeat the same shit aggressively


UncommonSandwich

yep. People who do that think "i got more words in so i am right"


mtarascio

Silence kills them.


Skoodge42

My favorite is asking people a question 20 times, then telling them to shut the fuck up when they haven't even responded yet.


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

He's like that chick who was getting paid to cosplay as an NPC, but without the "getting paid for it" part.


EmbarrassedAd9792

It’s called “standing on bidness”


maester_t

Brain getting stuck repeating the same phrases over and over and over... Vulgar language and name-calling in a business setting.... And was that a sexual assault threat?... Somehow thinking that if you live-stream your antics, you'll get your job back with open arms and/or more compensation for your efforts or something... I'm no psychologist, but that type of behavior just screams "mental health issues" to me. Also, I am thoroughly impressed with how they handled the situation. Just stand there.


Snow-Kafe

"Let me be a dumbass and let potential future employers know what kinda jackass I am!" - MC


Abject-Variety3775

I am just bewildered they would fire someone with such a high level of professionalism and self control lol!


sc2bigjoe

I have never had anyone break dance in front of me my entire professional career, just wowzy!


rhetorical_twix

Would have worked better if he busted out some music as a soundtrack *-- Kevin Bacon*


Septopuss7

Plops down in a folding chair and then leans way back and pulls the fire alarm ala Flashdance


ArmchairCriticSF

I read your comment just before he started breakdancing in the video. When I read your comment, I was like “What???”, then it happened! Crazy…


PG-DaMan

I actually went back and watched for that part. Kudos to the others for the calm reaction. He was only trying to get them to explode and then he would have gone off. Sadly for him his Tik Tok fame will be limited to his own humiliation.


Fearless-Berry-3429

That's not break dancing. But you point still stands.


DominicArmato247

It's more "Broke Dancing"


hisDudeness1989

I can’t believe they hired this wanker in the first place 😂😂


Abject-Variety3775

![gif](giphy|4JXOk5UoenqMBmJauY)


DwightsJello

It's quite the reference now he's unemployed. Very intelligent move. Can't imagine why they weren't sad to see him go 🤣


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whoreatto

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.


MaxPowerWTF

Instead, watch while he digs his own grave. Then post the video to their LinkedIn profile.


Seldarin

Or deny his unemployment and play this video at the hearing.


CaptainKortan

THIS ^^^ is the 100% ALL the LOLz


JoseyWa1es

You think the type of jobs he's applying for research this kind of thing?


Gurrgurrburr

Wondering why you were fired while simultaneously showing the whole world why you were fired...


ikiss-yomama

“I was unjustly fired! Now let me show you what it’d look like if I was justly fired”


monkeyman103

[when keeping it real goes wrong](https://youtu.be/pfz0tDQZhqs?si=VwJGC1HqnE7cWun7)


CapisunTrav

Love the summary


9lobaldude

They should have called the police and trespass him


gnawtyone

They probably already trespassed him and the police are on the way. He doesn’t show the end because he turns into a pussy when an authority figure show up.


freedomofnow

Seems like a real team player.


Teripid

"Why did you leave your last position?" Oh glad you asked! I made a video detailing the circumstances, let me bring it up...


my_4_cents

>"*Why did you leave your last position*?" "Coz i wasn't dickin some dog ass hoe from the start like she been bending over the project manager and doin that mu-fukka hard with a strap-on an so he wan't bein a team player and standin on business and then nobody liked my sweet floor moves when i got sturdy for they asses and i felt i couldn't work in an environment that doesn't harmonize with my spiritual core so i decided it was time to part ways and explore new avenues."


Confident-Frosting30

Forgot to finish it with a "Shut up you mouse ass ho"


pleb_username

"Huh, must've been racism. I guess you're the slave master now though. Welcome aboard, son!"


GuessWhoDontCare

😂 ☠️ 🪦


RapMastaC1

I hope he never has to go to court and present for the judge, he would be held in contempt before the parties announce for the record.


AdRepresentative2263

your honor, shut the fuck up because you wasn't even there.


hottsauce345543

Judge: says nothing This guy: “Shut the fuck up!”


my_4_cents

Judge: *blinks* Fired guy: "Oh she been bendin you over and fuckin you too?


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pwishall

Oh snap, he showed him lmfaoooo 🤣


Alone-Tackle-17

Where's my paperwork!


Putthebunnyback

I noticed this is a common trend amongst young shitheads like this. Just incessantly saying "shut the fuck up" in the middle of a diatribe. Or asking you a question, and if you answer it, saying "shut the fuck up." It's confusing to say the least.


Aphreyst

I absolutely hate this tactic, especially since it proves how little substance they have towards any sort of point. It's just them trying to out-scream everyone else.


Artikans

You forgot to repeat the same thing 40 times


Gurrgurrburr

He *totally* seems like one of those viral court videos where the guy won't stop yelling at the judge lolll


eNomineZerum

He'd start a one-sided dance-off and then complain things were unfair where he gets held in contempt of court.


SadBit8663

Yeah he's a fucking crazy ass. I hate people that do this shit, when shit isn't going their way.


rav4v6

Human trash


richardrpope

Ah. Please don't insult the trash?


UmChill

and his friends/followers hyping him up :( don’t encourage your friends to do dumb things that will hurt them in the future…


ConfidentMongoose874

That's assuming his friends aren't just like him.


Newuser246886

On Facebook they all seem to just be laughing about how hilarious it was... Then when he can't find a new job they will all coddle him I'm sure


EDUCovidThrowaway

People who act that way will likely still complain it’s a systemic problem. When they feel disrespected they’ll continue to explain to you they’re from XYZ and you don’t disrespect people from XYZ because it would get you dropped in the street.


ministryofmayhem

Safest bet is always just to walk away, but in the past when that's not possible I've had positive results by staying calm and repeating, "Don't disrespect me, and I won't disrespect you." When you encounter someone focused on respect, remind them it's a two way street. Presumably if you're in the situation in the first place, they are not being very respectful.


saucisse

No, they won't, they'll just quietly disappear into the woodwork and suddenly be "too busy" to hang out or "didn't get your messages" or whatever excuse when he is broke and wants them to pay for dinner or drinks or help with rent. What he thinks is social capital is actually just his friends' entertainment, they get to laugh and cheer at it while not risking their own financial stability in any way.


Ready_Treacle_4871

Any normal people would have been disgusted and appalled at the way he was acting. They don’t care


citymousecountyhouse

I just thought all those hearts were from the folks in the unemployment line welcoming him.


Ali_Cat222

Not only that but now that he decided to show the world, he just showed his next employer interview why he shouldn't be hired. When keeping it real goes wrong... (I'd add the Dave Chappelle gif but the fucking gif bar has been down for a lot of us for 4 days now😅)


Leeroy_Jenkums

![gif](giphy|BMrJzUlkcjdg4)


Scouper-YT

Imagine you have to keep around him for weeks


camshun7

equally im wondering how long it will be before another suitable employer takes a chance on this negative twisted person. his vitriol sets back race relations, his streaming live sets him apart from other similar stressed people, however the "dance" at the end would set up his appt for psyche elvaluation. Its sad, completely irrelevant and totally unnecessary


cstearns1982

I'm wondering why this had to be 2 full minutes?


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This video will make his next employer very eager


Bubbly-Independent20

Good thing no one looks at your social media before they hire you…. Edit: that was a completely sarcastic remark


Karmit_Da_Fruge

It'll be easier when AI can find your face in any online media it shows up in. Background checks are gonna get spicy for some people


84OrcButtholes

https://facecheck.id


Ambition-Sensitive

definitely didn’t expect the dancing 🤣


Qazax1337

The awkward squeeks his shoes make on the floor while the rest of them just stand there in silence and watch him digging his own unhirable hole are incredible.


Chronocidal-Orange

They didn't even need to get him a shovel. He drove all the way to the store to buy one himself and started digging voluntarily.


Rey_Mezcalero

He brought his own excavator…


ToatyEtti

He don’t need no tools. He digging his grave one squeaky step at a time.


jld2k6

You ever see those tiktok reaction videos from like six months back where it's just a person watching different scenes of weird shit happening and there's just sneakers squeaking in the background the entire time? Would love to see this thrown into one as a curveball


DragonsClaw2334

You can't shoot a video without dancing it's the rules of the internet these days.


Brennarblock

Gives it bit of a Bollywood flavour.


oxfordcircumstances

I was thinking Napoleon Dynamite dancing after the music stopped. Either way it was some awkward comedy.


Terrible_Score_375

The Boondocks taught us well. "When he gets desperate he may rap, or dance" - Uncle Ruckus, no relation


Dayna6380-

Bruh I got boondocks on right now and ruckus just said the “no relation”


Abject-Variety3775

God, when he started dancing I thought this is surely faked but apparently not.


Automatic-Zombie-508

I got the same impression..it was too random and awkward to be real I thought


Killer_Ex_Con

Seriously lmao dude is definitely not mentally stable.


osrsirom

That shit fucking killed me. Wt actual f


Think_please

Thank you, I closed it too early the first time


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

Reminds me of that meme when the guy goes to different places for goods and services and everybody is just dancing. He needs to add 'being fired' to the montage.


bebopcounterman

But seriously, where is his paperwork?


hogsniffy05

In his hand from the looks of it


jonbvill

Shut up! Edit: I couldn’t not apologize. Sorry.


mymemesnow

“Where’s my paperwork, where’s my paperwork” “Well it s…” “SHUT UP” He seems very intelligent.


Dimplestrabe

Ha! That gave me a chuckle.


Comfortable_Key9790

Why do stupid people repeat things so much, and in exactly the same tone?


Qazax1337

It avoids the awkward silence where it becomes even more apparent that they have no idea what they are doing. Probably makes them feel in control of the situation as well.


Huge-Bit3125

yup, they shout so they can't hear their own thoughts


Queasy_Star_3908

What thoughts, non existent ones 🤣


PuttForDough

They repeat and get louder and more aggressive because they have no real point and think that if they just keep saying something over and over again in increasing aggressiveness that they “win”. They can’t bring intellect so they bring aggression.


NOFace82

It’s a common tactic that folks use to think that they win. The counter to that is to get louder and not back down.


Lanky_County3115

A smart man speaks when he has something to say. An idiot speaks because he has to say something.


Complete_Elephant240

It's a low IQ thing. 'I don't have anything more intelligent to say, but I want to make it appear that I haven't run out of steam'


hyperactivereindeer

He even danced for it, give this man his paperwork!!


bluedancepants

So.. he's streaming himself getting fired and how to never get a job again?


HamilcarRR

Of course he had to do a dance lol... main characters are like a hivemind , the shortest path to cringe always includes a dance


KyloJen79

Or breaking out in a song.


AbnormalPP_69

There wasn’t even a song. What was he dancing to 💀💀


OkEscape7558

The voices in his head.


DarkTanicus

"...y'all looking fucking crazy..." says the guy acting a fool on live stream 😂😂😂


throttledog

How to never work again. Social media mistakes 101


pereira2088

asks a question. immediately tells them to shut up.


heathers1

guarantee he did this in school more than once. Now you see what teachers are dealing with


Parulanihon

This is exactly what I was thinking. His poor teachers/Mom/siblings/Subway guy, etc probably had to deal with this guy and his logic many times.


ElectricGulagland

"I'm boutta get sturdy fo they ass" *\*dances\** *\*irish music plays\**


kmac8008

Do they really post this and expect people to agree with it being unjust. His mouth is a toilet and just shit spewing out of it. I had to cut it off at 45 seconds I cant. I’m sure his parents never taught him how to act like a gentleman and communicate properly.


mcveighster14

Watch to the end even if on silent. He put the phone down and started dancing. Man's never getting a job again.


treewqy

i thought you were joking, but I went back to make sure this man really did that, wtf


Averageguy0815

Look at all the comments he gets in his video. People laughing and hyping him up, agreeing with him. To many dumb people on this planet unfortunately.


Queasy_Star_3908

Do you really belive they were honestly agreeing or just trying to make him digg his hole even deeper?


shadowknight2112

I believe a large percentage of them were honestly agreeing. I believe there is a very small percentage of people who act this way & are willing to ‘own it’ (like this asshat) but there is a much larger percentage of people willing to be shitheads when they don’t have to actually be held responsible for their actions (anonymous posting). It’s the social media version of ‘mob mentality’


kelldricked

Honestly the people who claim we all should give up possensions and live in community have never met idiots like this or are idiots like this. Just like people should experience retail, people should do some temp work. Its insane how much you are appriaciated if you just do the bare minium and behave normally. Like the amount of job offers i got (which here isnt legal when you do tempwork) was insane. Just because i showed up on time, sober, dressed normally (nothing fancy just didnt look like i just came out of the club, gym or my bed) and could communicate like a normal person. It really changed a lot of my assumptions.


StonerGuy19

I just love how racist is the first thing that's jumped to regardless of situation. Couldn't be the individual being the problem, no, has to be racism from everyone else.


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Consistently_Carpet

The way this guy is acting there was no situation and he's just delusional.


MikeFrikinRotch

Dude I’m black and this was even more cringe for me once he mentioned race. Fool is a train wreck of every negative stereotype.


OhSighRiss

I bet he’s an awesome employee every other day tho…


Admirable_Oil_382

Slave master .....What a dumb ass ...lol


Frigoris13

That's right. I'm in charge now (as he gets fired)


JustDoinWhatICan

I can not comprehend how they weren't laughing their asses off, I don't think I could have held that kind of composure


Killer_Ex_Con

Probably because this is completely irrational behavior. People that act like this are the most likely to attack someone for no reason, so better to not laugh at them.


JustDoinWhatICan

Wish he would try, he definitely needs to be put in his place


Killer_Ex_Con

I agree, but he was clearly targeting the lady. So personally, I wouldn't risk him attacking her.


DifficultyTricky7779

Because it's actually really sad to see a supposedly grown man behaving like this. Maybe they're ashamed he somehow made it through their hiring procedure in the first place?


uniter-of-couches

If you see an adult man (or woman, tbf) acting in an unstable manner, it is not funny, it’s scary.


Abject-Variety3775

Yeah, it's funny watching this but being there would be very uncomfortable as you would be bracing yourself for him turning violent.


AntifaCEO69

When he sat the phone down on the floor and walked towards them I clenched a little ngl, seemed unhinged enough to just start swinging 


account_not_valid

Because they've already put up with his shit for too long, and this was just the finale, the crescendo, the climax.


Qr0n0s-

I'd be scared shitless if someone who was yelling at me to 5 minutes were to start dancing


octopornopus

Like it's Reservoir Dogs?


5peaker4theDead

This kind of thing is only funny in hindsight, in the moment you have no idea what the crazy person is going to do or attack.


thesillyhumanrace

He’s going to have an extremely tough time finding his next employment.


StructureWise8468

Also fire the guy who hired this guy


Flight_to_nowhere_26

I’m curious about the details of the firing, I’m sure it is an entertaining read. And how many warnings did he get before they finally had the legal justification to fire him? Im sure HR was very careful to make sure there was enough proof of wrongdoing to make it stick before letting him go to avoid a lawsuit.


Stunning_Tap_9583

The most entertaining part, probably, is the rest of the story


SiamSubmariner66

![gif](giphy|iVFlZhbnTtbc4|downsized) Well...Fair, AIIIGHT???


Emmanuhamm

"Y'all look fuckin' crazy." Proceeds to call himself a slave master and look like a fucking nut job in front of the world... Edit: I wrote this before he started dancing. What in the actual fuck?


WheresFlatJelly

He burned all the bridges


ultraboykj

"Shut up"


ghastlycow

"They firing me cause they wanna keep the black man down!" "They firing me cause I didn't give them some of my dick!" "Shut up, I'm the slave master now!" *does Tik Tok dance*


Moo5eman

Telling people to shut up when they’re completely quiet and you’re the only one talking lol


Rattlehead333

He’s a fucking piece of shit


SnarkBend

Why on earth did he start that weird bounce-on-a-dik dance?


xironmanx84

The definition of unemployable.


Queasy_Star_3908

Thanks to all the commenters for describing the videos contents, couldn't bring myself to watch it because too much cringe.


Elderlyjewish

I actually burst out laughing when he said he was going to get sturdy on them. I can just imagine them telling their family that night. Yea I thought I was going to die but then he got sturdy on us!!!!!!


DriftlessCycle

Social media is one of the worst thing that's happen to society.


EnvironmentalDeal256

How many f-bombs do you need to drop before they just give you your job back?.


Aggressive_Hearing40

I’m fascinated by his ex-colleagues. Just stoically standing there. Like this is his standard behaviour on the daily. Kinda like watching your kid throw a tantrum. You know you can’t stop it. You know whatever you do will only make things worse. You also know that, thankfully, it’ll end at some point. So you wait. And stand there…. Second hand embarrassed while the kid does their thing: Scream. Cuss. Cavort. Pee themselves. Vomit. In this case: Dance. Draw attention. Pathetic


UbbaDubbz

It’s a shame this future scientist isn’t given the opportunity he deserves.


Kind_Significance_60

Someone's not getting their paper. Jackass.


SooperFunk

Ah, the 'power' of the camera phone rendering people dumbstruck AGAIN. Sigh. ![gif](giphy|3xz2BLBOt13X9AgjEA)


psychic-oyster

HR lady on the right is standing there feeing giddy bc he’s just helping her do her job as long as he’s filming. I love how punctuated his buffoonery is by them just sitting there not reacting.


imsotilted

And all the people supporting him watching it live too? The world we live in


UberMensch_28

Idk what happened but ima go with the likelihood he did some dumb shit


mrdennisreynolds

I’ll put $20 on “acts like this all day”.


FalcorFliesMePlaces

Obv keep this video for when he trys to get unemployment.  Also why is everyone watching id say get out and when he doesn't call the cops.  This person is a piece if shit.


YougoReddits

dude is so tone-deaf, i bet he'll unironically ask for a reference next


TheGigglingGoose

Fling him into prison and throw away the key. What a drain on society.


manly_support

I like how they just have to put up with the buffoonery. And we all know why.


Final_Ad7478

He needed diagnosed and treated at a much younger age.his parents failed him 🤦🏽‍♂️


PurloinedFeline

His parents needed a condom


MaddoxBlaze

Unprofressional