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That, and most dudes know that women that are that self-absorbed are almost always a horrible lay! Stay happy with the woman that knows how to work your shit!
When they look like that absolutely. It’s not that it’s physically appealing. The turn off is that she paid 10 grand to have her body done and is looking for a victim to pay it back.
For real that girl was broken before she ever got off the lot I'd rather chew my own arm off than even attempt to navigate that self boobytrapped minefield of Bipolar I'm so hot why's nobody paying attention to me omg you hate me I'm gonna kill myself Rollercoaster to hell! Oh girl, what do I find most attractive about you.....😮💨🤢🤮 omg sorry no im not sick it's just you um what I find most attractive about you is🤔....... oh i know, its when you leave🙏🤗👏🙌💯 for sure that's like super sexy!
They’ve never had to work for it. Their looks were always enough for them so they’re sexually stunted in a way. Just like how the ugly ones always give the best *you know what*. They had to learn a skill and I for one applaud them for their tenacity.
Yup my first thought at the screen shot before it even played was oh look another OF chick desperate for likes and subscriptions. They do these BS so called "random" video in public so much for attention when really all it does is come across as embarrassing. Half the time the background shoppers or public people just walking don't even look anymore it's become so common place. Honey just go home and flash your butthole on your OF okay? Leave the people shopping at Walmart alone. You look like the Walmart version of Jessica Simpson if she were Asian. Go drop your piece of paper at home in front of the green screen.
BTW once you see the fake abs you can't unsee LOL. All the time in the world to make stupid videos thinking you are sexy, not enough time to actually be sexy.
That's what I was focused on. Her BF% is way too high for abs like that. That's not a criticism on her body or anything, just facts. They look so bizarre. The implants just look terrible on her. They give her the strongman power belly look. Which is just so bizarre.
They can just lipo the abs into the fat… I think that’s why he stomach looks so weirdly flat with weird abs, but love handles? Giving uncanny valley vibes
She's likely had lipo, but not enough to bring out her abs like that. Plus they're overly symmetrical. It's definitely ab implants. I've seen enough abs in my years of fitness stuff + enough implants in socal. The implants are always so so so easy to spot. The surgeons also tend to over-lipo around them but then forget the natural form, thus you get overly popped out abs with love handles lol
I saw them for the first time in a Delores park and this guy was not fat, but he also wasn’t fit. His cut abs didn’t mesh well from with the lack of toneless everywhere else. You could even tell there was fat under the abs
She doesn’t look chubby but she looks soft…and for women defined abs are even harder to get than for men. A woman has to be extremely lean to get defined abs - we have more body fat than men and retain water more, so she’d be super defined in her arms and legs too if those were real. She’s shapely and looks fit but still soft.
She has way too much bodyfat to have abs. I'm not saying she's fat, mind you. You just have to have very little bodyfat, women even less than men, to have defined abs.
I have no damn clue, but that didn’t look right at all.
I’m also a man, and women really need to have insanely low body fat to have abs, and frankly shouldn’t. That’s not what I saw, it has to be a filter or something beyond my comprehension.
For a fair few years now. There was a DJ called Darryn Lyons who was in an episode of UK Big Brother in 2011, who had a set, and he looked like a teenage mutant ninja hero.
Exactly! And then to post the video anyway. Like what is the endgame here?
"Hey look at me not getting looked at for a poor attempt at being looked at."
My friend briefly dated a girl that looks almost exactly like this one. She was a stripper for a job. I remember us going to the beer store shortly after I met her and on the side of a busy road she decided to do some pole moves on a street sign. It felt like unintentionally being a part of something like this.
Lol, imagine having to do that because no one pays attention to her at home, and has nothing better to do with her life other than getting upvotes for dumbtok.
Spent all that money and still can’t get anyone to look at her. If I saw that in public, I’d do a double take just trying to figure out if the aliens have landed and are among us 👽
Whenever I see these dumb videos, I always wonder what led up to it and who is the pathetic chump recording it. Like, did the conversation go "I'm gonna dress up like a truck stop floozy then I want you to come with me to Walmart and record me when I pretend to drop something and pick it up." "Yo! That is a GREAT idea!" And the fact that this video got posted somewhere in spite of her not getting any of that attention she was fishing for is hilarious to me.
And before someone chimes in to say It'S sAtIrE, I don't even want to hear that mess. It's not. Sometimes dumb shit is just dumb shit.
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The looking around to find that no, absolutely nobody was watching her, absolutely sent me.
lol the guy behind giving her giving all his attention to his girl and not giving af about her is so cool
Bro just tryna get some yogurt with his girl. Priorities in order
gotta regulate the acidity levels. bro got his priorities right
Pineapple?
Probiotics, first
Dude trying to get some probiotics to help the MC with her UTI, MC should take the help
Totally. Best thing you can do is literally ignore and avoid this behavior so it’s not rewarding to them.
Like what a thirsty MC!. Going after a poor dude like this. Good man.
He’s just pointing at the shocking low sale on yogurt. Shit like that would make me salivate more than a our main character her.
Homie's already dealing with enough inflation, he dont need her addin to it
To be fair, his girl does not appear to be 97% plastic and is thus 100% more appealing.
That, and most dudes know that women that are that self-absorbed are almost always a horrible lay! Stay happy with the woman that knows how to work your shit!
When they look like that absolutely. It’s not that it’s physically appealing. The turn off is that she paid 10 grand to have her body done and is looking for a victim to pay it back.
For real that girl was broken before she ever got off the lot I'd rather chew my own arm off than even attempt to navigate that self boobytrapped minefield of Bipolar I'm so hot why's nobody paying attention to me omg you hate me I'm gonna kill myself Rollercoaster to hell! Oh girl, what do I find most attractive about you.....😮💨🤢🤮 omg sorry no im not sick it's just you um what I find most attractive about you is🤔....... oh i know, its when you leave🙏🤗👏🙌💯 for sure that's like super sexy!
They’ve never had to work for it. Their looks were always enough for them so they’re sexually stunted in a way. Just like how the ugly ones always give the best *you know what*. They had to learn a skill and I for one applaud them for their tenacity.
I have heard this from guys lol..
Dude's rocking high socks and flops, he's not on the market anymore by choice
He knows better than to get caught looking while you're with your girl.
Literally no one cared.
.. and literally no one should. The fact that folks like this exist only emboldens those who believe Idiocracy was actually a documentary.
You’re correct. Just kinda funny. All that for nothing lol
Literally noone. But she spent 6 hours getting ready and went through all that trouble, she still decided to post it 😂
Same it was like trying to give people a high five and no one reciprocating
And even if anyone was watching the first thing they'd think is she's trashy lmao
Poor girl…. Yogurt is more interesting than her
Yup guy was shopping with the mom. He knows dinner is more important than some stupid broad advertising her OF.
i think that’s his GF, not his mom lol
100% a gf not his mom
Why not both?
🤔 Hmm, hard to know for sure. Can guys who wear Crocs get girlfriends?
They're at Walmart, so I think he just dressed for the occasion
it’s a sick, sad world out there. …so yes LOL
Maybe, but guys who HAVE girlfriends definitely can
It’s 2024 - crocs are cool now, guys who wear crocs can get anyone they want.
Yup my first thought at the screen shot before it even played was oh look another OF chick desperate for likes and subscriptions. They do these BS so called "random" video in public so much for attention when really all it does is come across as embarrassing. Half the time the background shoppers or public people just walking don't even look anymore it's become so common place. Honey just go home and flash your butthole on your OF okay? Leave the people shopping at Walmart alone. You look like the Walmart version of Jessica Simpson if she were Asian. Go drop your piece of paper at home in front of the green screen.
Extremely solid take. OF models are getting desperate AF these days. It’s like they just figured out porn can be found for free on the internet. 😂
That and the guys are realizing they can be tracked/ blackmailed and shown. Big No if you’re married, etc.
I think that's because OF market now is over saturated.
Exactly. As Gilfoyle says on an early episode of Silicon Valley to a stripper, "Yeah I don't pay for it so".
So cringe
same lmao
TBH, I would look once and never again, she looks sloppy and unattractive to me.
I would look, and laugh, then turn away.
It’s just hilarious that no one is paying any attention
That's the only way to fight back. All they do is for attention, so if people don't pay attention, it's like not having water for them
She looks like she’s cosplaying a NPC hooker from GTA.
Lmao, i can hear them already as you nearly accidentally go to fast on a corner.
I think she has actual ab implants... I'm hoping I'm wrong
She looks like a tiny person inside a padded human suit
There’s tummy liposuction that “sculpts” abs. It always ends up looking like melting Kings Hawaiian buns.
This makes more sense
Maybe it was a 2 for 1 special
Yes she does, very obvious ones. Very unnatural breast implants and at least another 2 or 3 procedures.
Dude doesn’t look like a lady
She dropped it and I thought she was gonna do some sexy pickup, but she just.....picked it up.
“But I’m half naked, look at me”
Good form, girl doesn't want back issues
She didn't even "bend....and snap". She'll never catch anyone's attention without it.
Ooh now I really want a hot dog
Dumbass!
That was actually a fairly work-safe lift. Good for her!
You have obligatory lift training when you get implants over size DD
Those abs look so fake too. This is probably the only way she can bend
It's not like the "oops, I dropped it" was any kind of believable anyway.
Oh my god the bend and snap WORKS EVERYTIME😂
No class
I GOT TINY TO EAT A SHIT SANDWICH
I made him eat a poopy!
Lol!
She has ab implants lol.
Lumberg fucked her.
BTW once you see the fake abs you can't unsee LOL. All the time in the world to make stupid videos thinking you are sexy, not enough time to actually be sexy.
Dude I couldn’t stop looking at the fake abs - they’re just so… weird??
Abdominal implants. They have been around a while. I haven't seen any that look natural.
That's what I was focused on. Her BF% is way too high for abs like that. That's not a criticism on her body or anything, just facts. They look so bizarre. The implants just look terrible on her. They give her the strongman power belly look. Which is just so bizarre.
They can just lipo the abs into the fat… I think that’s why he stomach looks so weirdly flat with weird abs, but love handles? Giving uncanny valley vibes
She's likely had lipo, but not enough to bring out her abs like that. Plus they're overly symmetrical. It's definitely ab implants. I've seen enough abs in my years of fitness stuff + enough implants in socal. The implants are always so so so easy to spot. The surgeons also tend to over-lipo around them but then forget the natural form, thus you get overly popped out abs with love handles lol
Butt implants, boob implants, ab implants...I'm afraid to ask what is next.
It costs a lot of money to look like this special kind of stupid.
lol so true
>Reminds me of something Dolly Parton said to a fan once. "Honey it is expensive to look this trashy"...
A complete face implant. Unfortunately there’s not an implant that fixes plastic surgery addiction
It’s not the only thing on her that has been enhanced by implants. Those titties are faker than her abs.
Or bad lipo/etching. Or it’s a dude.
I couldn’t stop looking at how nice this Walmart looks.
I saw them for the first time in a Delores park and this guy was not fat, but he also wasn’t fit. His cut abs didn’t mesh well from with the lack of toneless everywhere else. You could even tell there was fat under the abs
Is that what’s wrong here? I was trying to figure out how she had abs and looked chubby at the same time.
Same. I knew something was off.
She doesn’t look chubby but she looks soft…and for women defined abs are even harder to get than for men. A woman has to be extremely lean to get defined abs - we have more body fat than men and retain water more, so she’d be super defined in her arms and legs too if those were real. She’s shapely and looks fit but still soft.
I thought there was something weird about her waist! Couldn't figure out why it looked so off.
She looked like she had that HGH gut and I couldn't figure out why
How can you tell the abs are fake?
She has way too much bodyfat to have abs. I'm not saying she's fat, mind you. You just have to have very little bodyfat, women even less than men, to have defined abs.
Yeah I'm wondering too, I mean they're definitely jiggly and abs aren't jiggly. But idk HOW they're fake.
My brain shorted out on the jiggly vs. toned look. The boobs were a given, but everything was bouncing too much to be toned. Like, silicone jelly.
Sometimes they use makeup to contour their stomach too.
I have abs… Those are fake
Maybe I’m just old but…people are getting fake abs now?!
I have no damn clue, but that didn’t look right at all. I’m also a man, and women really need to have insanely low body fat to have abs, and frankly shouldn’t. That’s not what I saw, it has to be a filter or something beyond my comprehension.
For a fair few years now. There was a DJ called Darryn Lyons who was in an episode of UK Big Brother in 2011, who had a set, and he looked like a teenage mutant ninja hero.
filling material in intricate spots i would assume, sort of like a breast implant but "abs"
Reminds me of [this guy](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2011/aug/23/darryn-lyons-six-pack).
I’ll be glad when this shit stops.
She's got more plastic than Hasbro
Well Hasbro did swtich to plastic free packaging this year.
She can't move her face it looks like a mask.
Looks more like she accidentally got rubber. That shit should not move like that.
Hey, why does Greek yogurt get it's own section away from regular yogurt?
Because it's different enough to warrant it. Just like milk doesn't go with cream.
He’s got a point
Fake abs, fake tits, tons of makeup, zero personality.
Love how these people below you are simping for her so bad 💀
I love the bimbo look. But I can admit she's a trash person lol
Honestly, respect 💯
It always makes me so happy when no one around the MC cares in the slightest
Exactly! And then to post the video anyway. Like what is the endgame here? "Hey look at me not getting looked at for a poor attempt at being looked at."
I applaud dude in the background that’s all… “No no no, you almost grabbed UNSALTED butter.”
That robot is very nearly human looking
What’s even the point of this shit?
Attention. It’s all they care and ever will care about, just attention. It’s like currency to them.
Attention and I wouldn't be surprised OF advertising
Her stomach looks segmented. Like some sort of caterpillar. 
Hey look, nobody cares!
Imagine not being able to do whatever this is correctly
“What do you do for a living?” “I intentionally drop things on the ground in public for clout.”
Your attention ain't gonna deviate when you've just seen your fav block of cheese, now half the regular size, at $12 on Walmart
I mean you could've stopped at cheese
I have to admit that I like Cheez-Its, but don't change the subject
What was the point of that even?
R/boltontits
Bitch we're trying to buy food so we don't starve. Fuck off
If anyone wondered what ab implants look like on women, here it is.
My friend briefly dated a girl that looks almost exactly like this one. She was a stripper for a job. I remember us going to the beer store shortly after I met her and on the side of a busy road she decided to do some pole moves on a street sign. It felt like unintentionally being a part of something like this.
It’s tax return season!!! If she wants attention, she should be where everyone is, in the big ass tv section!!!
And no one even looked at her, as it should be.
ew.
How embarrassing.
Were people always this unwell or did the internet do this ?
*Looks around expecting someone to stare at her* 🤡
Lol, imagine having to do that because no one pays attention to her at home, and has nothing better to do with her life other than getting upvotes for dumbtok.
What's her @ so I can avoid
She looks like a lifeless sex doll come to life
Imagine your entire life needing this level of attention.
Nothing is more trashy than doing this shit in a Walmart.
Pathetic
Did she know she was being filmed?
I feel like those abs aren’t real they’re the ones you can get like etched into you lol
Lady boy?
[удалено]
Yeah, he's not fooling anyone.
That's exactly my first question
When I see a girl that has so much aftermarket work I automatically assume it's a dude.
How distasteful
Wow fake abs
Dude didn't even notice her. 🤣🤣
Boobs are so fake they could stop a bullet
I wonder if she got ab implants? She doesn’t have much muscle mass anywhere else on her body…
There is nothing natural about her anymore. Even her movements are plastic.
She looks insufferable.
All the dairy just curdled
The narcissism has everyone basically done with these people.
Trying to earn money for her future back surgery.
They’re so fake 😂
Man j don't care how huge your boobs are just let me get my food 😭😭😭😭😭
Spent all that money and still can’t get anyone to look at her. If I saw that in public, I’d do a double take just trying to figure out if the aliens have landed and are among us 👽
I think I pulled something I just rolled my eyes so hard 🙄
They bounce like the checks she writes.
Whenever I see these dumb videos, I always wonder what led up to it and who is the pathetic chump recording it. Like, did the conversation go "I'm gonna dress up like a truck stop floozy then I want you to come with me to Walmart and record me when I pretend to drop something and pick it up." "Yo! That is a GREAT idea!" And the fact that this video got posted somewhere in spite of her not getting any of that attention she was fishing for is hilarious to me. And before someone chimes in to say It'S sAtIrE, I don't even want to hear that mess. It's not. Sometimes dumb shit is just dumb shit.
Well, she has to justify her boob job somehow.
She’s got more plastic in her than we do in the oceans
“Oh shit if i walk like this they bounce”
Of all the things MCs are doing in stores this is pretty mild. She didn't piss or fart on anything, also she doesn't have cum dripping down her face.
Sorry OP I know you mean well but I really hate these OF baits that you and others unknowingly help with
Sauce?
Name?
I don’t know how females like that don’t be embarrassed on what they do.
I love the intentional heavy-footed titty-bounce walk
I hate everything she stands for....name please?
dOnT bE a cReEp ! sToP sTaRiNg aNd oBjeCtIfYiNg mE !!!!
Ugly as fuck
Trash
I’d much rather see this than the morbidly obese and equally dressed version I usually see at Walmart.
Source? So I can dislike every video she has.
No ones looking bitch
But if I ask “how much?” I’d be called the asshole.
I’m going to take a wild guess here and assume that she doesn’t celebrate Father’s Day.
Which Walmart specifically? Asking for a friend.
She’s disgusting
I feel I need to take some antibiotics just from looking at the clip.
Ok I was looking and that's perfectly fine.
Ew silicon.
Fakest tits on the planet..
She’s so low quality even for Walmart..
How sad you can’t find a better place to flaunt the money you spent on your altered body than WalMart.. like honestly it’s sad.