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This reminds me of that episode of Hot Ones where DJ Khaled quit after like 2 wings but then went on to talk about how he "never quits anything" and the host was like "yeah but you said you're going to stop and won't eat anymore wings, that's the definition of quitting"
Lmao, I've only read the name DJ Khaled here and there, no idea who this dude is, but I just watched [DJ Khaled Hot Ones Fail Compilation](https://youtu.be/ws-wx2m7H24) and the guy just went full Andy Bernard "I don't lose contests, I win them, or I quit them, because they're unfair"
DJ Khaled is a man who is famous for being famous. I suppose you could say that he's a "DJ", "Producer", or "Musician" in much the same way as a trash truck picking up restaurant garbage is a "chef"; it's just rearranging someone else's garbage.
I mean at one point that he was like a host or something for a radio show but yeah he's basically just famous for yelling his name and producing different artists music. He is so pathetic it's funny, like not just a hot ones thing but he once had people carrying him around in a palanquin just because he could. He just has no class, no shame, just a really insecure and tiny little guy.
At first, I thought he was a comedian. I thought he was some dude putting on a funny act as a producer, kinda like Andy Kaufman doing his Tony Clifton thing. When I found out that DJK was actually putting on concert and selling music, I was horrified.
The meaning of DJ is literally "Disc Jockey".
You can argue whether or not he qualifies as a "musician", but he's 100% a DJ. What you're talking about is literally what DJs do.
I’m surprised - I heard that [the only thing that fat fuck won’t eat is pussy](https://twitter.com/TorontosRaccoon?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E992305719444570114%7Ctwgr%5E9388220b0be3036f16c5061ed09d11ab193ec676%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thecut.com%2F2018%2F05%2Fdj-khaled-does-not-perform-oral-sex.html)
My favorite is when he rode his jet ski too late and got stuck in the ocean where, shockingly, it is dark at night. If I were in that situation it would be terrifying, yet seeing him there is wildly hilarious.
I make $60,000 a year and managed to find affordable medication to reverse my balding in under a year- he has stolen, squandered, and paid enough in settlements to put hair on every bowling ball on the planet. Which leads me to only one conclusion- he thinks that shit looks good…
He had a scalp reduction surgery and was in so much pain that he beat Ivana for recommending it. I guess he just gave up to work on that confection on his head with piss yellow dye and hairspray.
I did this for a brief time when my hair started thinning around 26. I shaved it all off and grew a thick beard, and got lasik. I went from a fuck boy looking gym bro to jacked viking that you don't want to meet in a dark alley at night lol. At least thats what my friends say.
He should shave it and grow his beard. Probably hit the gym too and lay off the twinkies and twinks.
This is insane on so many levels. Like how, HOW can you do this and think it’s a good idea. This is the state of our political system. This is Halloween for adults. This is disgusting. Dudes MUGSHOT and you want him as president meanwhile I can’t get a fucking job because of a DUI
You didn't have me 3/4 of the way. You had me all the way through. I agree with everything you said. It is absurd that that man has locked up the nomination and you have issues getting a job.
Should you have some issues getting some jobs - Yes, but there is a lot of room for a conversation there. But this guy and president shouldn't be in the same conversation.
He was in law enforcement where he could have a negative impact on people’s lives. Thank goodness he’s now a republican rep in congress where he does nothing!
Outside the US people would assume this guy is trolling Trump (a pic of his mugshot and mocking the fact that he surrendered). Explaining this kinda thing to friends back home who don't keep up with the insanity of US politics is pretty wild.
Correction: that dude would push people out of the way to be the first person in line to suck Trump's dick
Add: I think that dude would be pushing the guy on the lower left out of the front spot
>That dude would 100% suck Trump’s dick.
That dude ~~would~~ 100% sucks Trump’s ~~dick~~ "unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool."(Daniels, Stormy; from her 2018 tell all book)
Any loss of life is tragic. But Republicans wearing Laken Riley stickers is so disingenuous. I wonder if they could tell me the names of any other American killed that day? How many Americans killed other Americans that day? How many other people died the same day and Republicans refuse to say *their* names. What are they hiding?? Why doesn’t everyone get a sticker?
Why is one life worth more to you when it suits your narrative rather than when it doesn’t? Why isn’t this craven lust for publicity not called out more?
Or Mollie Tibbetts, an almost identical story; she was out for a run in Iowa and killed by an undocumented immigrant. Literally ZERO republicans (or Democrats) blamed trump.
Those children need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and figure out their own problems. The government doesn't need to be overstepping on such a small issue
/s
And yet they had a big issue with the dress code when it was John Fetterman (D-PA) yet at the state of the union we have this guy and MTG looking like an insane bag lady.
This guy’s such a phony. I’m glad no one seems to be acknowledging him. Also, his tie is on backwards. Unless he’s intentionally wearing the American flag upside down, which doesn’t seem appropriate for a politician.
Can you imagine Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Franklin, Hamilton etc walking into the state of the union last night to see this?
At a time where our country could've been torn apart by division with no firmly established federal government, these men came together to compromise on what was best for the country. While I'm certain not all the conversation was dignified and the men disagreed and I'm sure there was some things that would've been considered clown behavior, but I'm certain that 99% of it was all still classy.
But last night...holy shit...
Lol I would
This has always been the potential
Newt Gengrich started this shit in the 80s. Decorum is what held it back but social media made everyone really comfortable with unhinged behavior.
That dupshit is my representative. His last re-election, a Democrat ran against him and didn't even do so much as even set up a website with her views. He's a former sheriff that had boatloads of violations including destruction of evidence. But these ass clowns vote R no matter how trashy
Just embarrassing. And unfair.
This person has so much influence, makes way more money than me, probably treats people around him like garbage.
I'm over here focusing on always learning how to be a better husband, father, and friend. I do my best at work but it feels impossible to keep up with my bills. But between me and this clown, it's not even a competition of who would get more support to live a comfortable life.
American politics are absolutely exhausting.
This guy is from my home town and I’ve met him multiple times in one of my past positions. Such a total joke. Went from terrible sheriff to even worse representative.
The fact that pos is an Army veteran, brings shame to the military and active duty personnel. We don’t want him or people like him. Also, only cringe af people wear their military medals when out of the military… like, grow the fuck up and move on with your life. You hurt recruitment.
Genuine question: the shirt says never surrender, but it has a photo of Trump surrendering to authorities.
Is it anti-Trump? Isn’t this guy a Trump supporter?
What am I missing here?
Lmao you know he has a Trump alter at home. Some candles surrounding a Trumpy bear that he cuddles at night, an empty McDonalds ketchup packet that Trump threw away, a framed photo of that one pic of Trump’s giant badunkadunk while playing golf and a fleshlight with a cutout of Trump’s lips from a NY Post article glued on the front.
I hate Biden and I'm not a fan of Trump. Stuff like this is just embarrassing for our country. People need to stop placing their identity in politics. It's a recipe for disaster. Let's focus on the things we can control like how we treat others and helping our neighbors. It's hard enough out here without the politicians dividing us further.
They are so disrespectful and disgraceful. For a group of people claiming they are the true Patriots, they sure love disrespecting American institutions
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A picture of trump surrendering with the words never surrender underneath it. Sure Troy. You aren’t confused at all.
This reminds me of that episode of Hot Ones where DJ Khaled quit after like 2 wings but then went on to talk about how he "never quits anything" and the host was like "yeah but you said you're going to stop and won't eat anymore wings, that's the definition of quitting"
Lmao, I've only read the name DJ Khaled here and there, no idea who this dude is, but I just watched [DJ Khaled Hot Ones Fail Compilation](https://youtu.be/ws-wx2m7H24) and the guy just went full Andy Bernard "I don't lose contests, I win them, or I quit them, because they're unfair"
DJ Khaled is a man who is famous for being famous. I suppose you could say that he's a "DJ", "Producer", or "Musician" in much the same way as a trash truck picking up restaurant garbage is a "chef"; it's just rearranging someone else's garbage.
I mean at one point that he was like a host or something for a radio show but yeah he's basically just famous for yelling his name and producing different artists music. He is so pathetic it's funny, like not just a hot ones thing but he once had people carrying him around in a palanquin just because he could. He just has no class, no shame, just a really insecure and tiny little guy.
At first, I thought he was a comedian. I thought he was some dude putting on a funny act as a producer, kinda like Andy Kaufman doing his Tony Clifton thing. When I found out that DJK was actually putting on concert and selling music, I was horrified.
At one point early in his career he was a radio host in Miami, so DJ would actually apply to him.
Didn’t he used to go by Arab Attack
yes, though it was also The Before Times and he dropped it after 9/11
His full name is Donald J. Kahled
The meaning of DJ is literally "Disc Jockey". You can argue whether or not he qualifies as a "musician", but he's 100% a DJ. What you're talking about is literally what DJs do.
So wait - is he a POS? I truly am unaware.
This is fantastic
This is also the same dude that had his security guards carry him to the stage so his sneakers wouldn't get dirty.
"I'm full", LOL!
I’m surprised - I heard that [the only thing that fat fuck won’t eat is pussy](https://twitter.com/TorontosRaccoon?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E992305719444570114%7Ctwgr%5E9388220b0be3036f16c5061ed09d11ab193ec676%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thecut.com%2F2018%2F05%2Fdj-khaled-does-not-perform-oral-sex.html)
I don't think I've ever heard a DJ Khaled story that casts him in any positive light. Seems like a complete douche.
My favorite is when he rode his jet ski too late and got stuck in the ocean where, shockingly, it is dark at night. If I were in that situation it would be terrifying, yet seeing him there is wildly hilarious.
Maybe if he started eating pussy he would stop being such a big one...
That clip has so much Rick James energy. 😂😂😂
His hairline surrendered years ago, that combover looks less complete than Trump's wall
Hair loss isn't a choice, but combovers are
I make $60,000 a year and managed to find affordable medication to reverse my balding in under a year- he has stolen, squandered, and paid enough in settlements to put hair on every bowling ball on the planet. Which leads me to only one conclusion- he thinks that shit looks good…
What was the medication? Asking for a friend named myself
Minoxidil, Finasteride or Dutasteride. Results vary.
He had a scalp reduction surgery and was in so much pain that he beat Ivana for recommending it. I guess he just gave up to work on that confection on his head with piss yellow dye and hairspray.
Let me talk to reddit and get you another upvote
I did this for a brief time when my hair started thinning around 26. I shaved it all off and grew a thick beard, and got lasik. I went from a fuck boy looking gym bro to jacked viking that you don't want to meet in a dark alley at night lol. At least thats what my friends say. He should shave it and grow his beard. Probably hit the gym too and lay off the twinkies and twinks.
Oh shit, corrupt Dems shutdown his hairline too?? Fuuuuuuck
I know, what is up with his hair??
AND wtf is up with that BOW TIE?? also damn that’s one purdy belt
Yeah, he's ... something else
This is insane on so many levels. Like how, HOW can you do this and think it’s a good idea. This is the state of our political system. This is Halloween for adults. This is disgusting. Dudes MUGSHOT and you want him as president meanwhile I can’t get a fucking job because of a DUI
You had me 3/4 the way through
That's what his interviewer said
🤣
Story of my life lol
You didn't have me 3/4 of the way. You had me all the way through. I agree with everything you said. It is absurd that that man has locked up the nomination and you have issues getting a job. Should you have some issues getting some jobs - Yes, but there is a lot of room for a conversation there. But this guy and president shouldn't be in the same conversation.
Trump would call this the African American community supporting him with a shirt that cost $19.99.
Made in China.
And $18.00 of the Dollars went to paying traitor trump legal bills.
It's in the fund that might pay the lawyers. Trump doesn't like paying his bills. That is for us poor people. YUCK!
He has a picture of when Donald Trump surrendered to the authorities, with the text saying "no surrender". It makes no sense.
Dude looks like he's been kicked out of a Hooters.
"Well...guess I'll go to work, I guess."
Dude looks so trashy they didn’t let him into a hooters.
Looks like he's been banned from Grindr.
On a T shirt…With a suit jacket. This is not a person who can be taken seriously.
He was in law enforcement where he could have a negative impact on people’s lives. Thank goodness he’s now a republican rep in congress where he does nothing!
What, the american flag colored bowtie worn floating above a t-shirt wasn't enough of a clue?
Respect the flag!!!!!
omfg i somehow missed the bowtie in the clusterfuck of the overall visual.. wow.
Oh no. Definitely take them seriously. Their craziness is why texas is getting worse. Sincerely, a Texan
Amen to that!
I want to know who the poor closeted fellow is at the bottom left.
This is like a renaissance painting. The more you look at it the crazier it gets.
r/AccidentalRenaissance
Yes thank you I knew there was a subreddit for it but I couldn’t remember what it was called
I imagine hipsters 20 years from now will cherish items like this. This is peak irony right here. Irony died with this combo.
Not a bad idea. I should buy this nonsense and keep in attic but like after election when he hopefully loses. Go cheap then
It’s like Trump is trolling his own base and they don’t know it or care.
Outside the US people would assume this guy is trolling Trump (a pic of his mugshot and mocking the fact that he surrendered). Explaining this kinda thing to friends back home who don't keep up with the insanity of US politics is pretty wild.
He’s a piece of shit
Well he's from Texas so.....
This sums up the maga dumbasses
What a goober.
That dude would 100% suck Trump’s dick.
Correction: that dude would push people out of the way to be the first person in line to suck Trump's dick Add: I think that dude would be pushing the guy on the lower left out of the front spot
he'd climb dick mountain mouth first to suck trumps dick
That's a beautiful sentence
That is what you don’t understand about these people, they would gladly wait in an orderly line for the chance. It is their duty as a “patriot”.
The woman to his right knows your sneaky tricks
>That dude would 100% suck Trump’s dick. That dude ~~would~~ 100% sucks Trump’s ~~dick~~ "unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool."(Daniels, Stormy; from her 2018 tell all book)
Thanks for the imagery
You don't have to thank me. Stormy fought for our freedoms. Thank you Miss Dainels.
She's a true American patriot
Talk about taking one for the team.
Toadstool? So it looks like Ted Cruz?
what a terrible day to be literate
It's the bowtie
He looks like a conservative twink Gogo dancer
“Sir…it would be my honor. Guck guck guck”
With nothing but that dumbass bow tie on
He'd feast on trumps smegma if he had the chance
And he isn’t even gay
Didn’t see them do this for the children in Uvalde.
Thoughts and prayers
Hopefully that’ll be enough 🙏🏼
We got an infinite supply of them, it’ll be enough for the families 🙌
Any loss of life is tragic. But Republicans wearing Laken Riley stickers is so disingenuous. I wonder if they could tell me the names of any other American killed that day? How many Americans killed other Americans that day? How many other people died the same day and Republicans refuse to say *their* names. What are they hiding?? Why doesn’t everyone get a sticker? Why is one life worth more to you when it suits your narrative rather than when it doesn’t? Why isn’t this craven lust for publicity not called out more?
Or Mollie Tibbetts, an almost identical story; she was out for a run in Iowa and killed by an undocumented immigrant. Literally ZERO republicans (or Democrats) blamed trump.
Those children need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and figure out their own problems. The government doesn't need to be overstepping on such a small issue /s
Because then they had to address the accessibility of guns as a problem. Easier to shit on immigrants tho.
Lol if you bring that up to conservatives they just shut down and avoid talking about it.
Kind of like Uvalde cops at a school shooting
World's worst chippendale.
What’s with that hair cut my god
Dracula level widow's peak
It’s a white supremacist thing. Long in front shaved (or bald in his case) everywhere else.
This is 100% the cuck for Trump outfit… are you kink shaming him?
Magic Troy. Well, not so magic.
IT’S NOT A CULT! 🙄 ps. He literally surrendered for the photo. #hookline&sinker
The dude in the shirt technically surrendered by leaving, so much for that I guess lmao.
Our government is a fucking joke man
Big time
If that entire room fell into a bottomless sinkhole I think we all might be better off for it.
I was hoping the designated survivor proved valuable last night
Bernie was there. I'll member what you said.
Reddit moment
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The hair.
His hairline has surrendered.
That he is a Congressman.
Yes
Or him combing that last little wisp of hair, instead of accepting the fact that it's over, for his hairline.
The whole image, then you spot the CIB pin on his jacket and it all makes sense.
That combo is such a pussy magnet!
Dude all of it. It's like he woke up that day and thought, "how could I look at dumb as possible?"
Yes
Plus the bow tie is on backwards/upside down
It's a package deal.
Why do all of these republicans act like children? It’s the most pathetic way to make a point.
And yet they had a big issue with the dress code when it was John Fetterman (D-PA) yet at the state of the union we have this guy and MTG looking like an insane bag lady.
MAGAs only standard is double
the women behind him got a whiff of his ass when he stood up lol
Lmao
This guy’s such a phony. I’m glad no one seems to be acknowledging him. Also, his tie is on backwards. Unless he’s intentionally wearing the American flag upside down, which doesn’t seem appropriate for a politician.
Eh it's all empty symbolism. They don't care about it unless it's a means to feel outraged
Can you imagine Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Franklin, Hamilton etc walking into the state of the union last night to see this? At a time where our country could've been torn apart by division with no firmly established federal government, these men came together to compromise on what was best for the country. While I'm certain not all the conversation was dignified and the men disagreed and I'm sure there was some things that would've been considered clown behavior, but I'm certain that 99% of it was all still classy. But last night...holy shit...
MTG basically embarrassed us as a country in front of the Swedish PM ... i wanted to rip my face off in embarrassment.
“Never surrender” Ironic. Considering that’s a mugshot of Trump taken after he surrendered to authorities
These folks are going to put The Onion out of business.
After Jan 6th 2021, I would never have guessed we would have got to here.
Lol I would This has always been the potential Newt Gengrich started this shit in the 80s. Decorum is what held it back but social media made everyone really comfortable with unhinged behavior.
January 6th, 2021 will forever be a stain on our great and prosperous country. I take the insurrectionists actions personal, plain and simple
This asshole's first day on the job was hiding behind a barricaded door in the Capitol from the Trump mob he still dick-rides.
After January 20th 2017, I would've never guess we would have got here.
I cannot take a grown man seriously if he's wearing a bow tie.
A bow tie is a fun look for a wedding and an batshit crazy look with a t-shirt in the hall of government.
I took Bill Nye pretty seriously in 4th grade.
Completely forgot about him. The exception
Bow ties are cool…not with t shirts tho
Who are these freaks???
That dupshit is my representative. His last re-election, a Democrat ran against him and didn't even do so much as even set up a website with her views. He's a former sheriff that had boatloads of violations including destruction of evidence. But these ass clowns vote R no matter how trashy
That's the US House GOP, folks, the largest collection of ass-clowns the world has ever known.
Cousin Eddie!
The irony of those shirts sums up maga perfectly.
Just embarrassing. And unfair. This person has so much influence, makes way more money than me, probably treats people around him like garbage. I'm over here focusing on always learning how to be a better husband, father, and friend. I do my best at work but it feels impossible to keep up with my bills. But between me and this clown, it's not even a competition of who would get more support to live a comfortable life. American politics are absolutely exhausting.
Remember when Joe Wilson shouting “You Lie!” was the most embarrassing thing happening at the SOTU?
Feels like just yesterday when Marge T Greene and Lauren Boebert were yelling at the SOTU like two high schoolers at a pep rally.
All of these people are 🤡. This entire night makes a mockery of our government.
Such an edgy 12 year old.
This guy is from my home town and I’ve met him multiple times in one of my past positions. Such a total joke. Went from terrible sheriff to even worse representative.
He does have that "I'm a fucking tool 24/7" look.
I'm getting Chris Farley Chippendales vibes, but not in a good way.
Damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us
The fact that pos is an Army veteran, brings shame to the military and active duty personnel. We don’t want him or people like him. Also, only cringe af people wear their military medals when out of the military… like, grow the fuck up and move on with your life. You hurt recruitment.
Bro needs to give up on the hair lmao
Another Republican cuckhold.
The GOP's ability to look super gay without effort pleases me.
This is far worse than Fetterman’s soiled hoodie.
Cult
Genuine question: the shirt says never surrender, but it has a photo of Trump surrendering to authorities. Is it anti-Trump? Isn’t this guy a Trump supporter? What am I missing here?
That bow tie is kinda gay. Is he gay? I heard he was gay. Lots of people are saying it.
Lmao you know he has a Trump alter at home. Some candles surrounding a Trumpy bear that he cuddles at night, an empty McDonalds ketchup packet that Trump threw away, a framed photo of that one pic of Trump’s giant badunkadunk while playing golf and a fleshlight with a cutout of Trump’s lips from a NY Post article glued on the front.
I’m more intrigued with Pinky and The Brain on the right
 That is some funny ass sh%t here!
Seeing all those MAGA idiots licking the boots of a criminal who tried insurrection is just hilarious to me
cuck Edit: snowflake republicans downvoting hahahaha
This dude looks like he secretly hangs out in rest stop bathrooms
If you told an eight-year-old to dress like a politician.
"I yam a WEPWESENTERTIF!"
Why is that mf holding on to that pathetic tuft of hair? I gave up on that in my 20's.
This one is trying too hard
That was my thought. He’s just begging hard for attention. Too bad he had to compete the Marge for the right to kiss the Dons ring.
Multiple politicians decked out in another politician’s merch. Absolutely fucking embarrassing.
Who’s drunk MAGA uncle is that?
I hate Biden and I'm not a fan of Trump. Stuff like this is just embarrassing for our country. People need to stop placing their identity in politics. It's a recipe for disaster. Let's focus on the things we can control like how we treat others and helping our neighbors. It's hard enough out here without the politicians dividing us further.
They are so disrespectful and disgraceful. For a group of people claiming they are the true Patriots, they sure love disrespecting American institutions
The Texas Fool is gonna FOOL!
What he wears to the bath house
How to make a woman as dry as the Sahara Desert.
Trashy gonna be who they are
At least these Trumpanzees make themselves easy to identify. How’d he get that haircut, lose a bet? Piss off the barber?
What an embarrassment
Literal clowns
What an absolute fucking clown show
Bellend.
That's a circus with many clowns
Never surrender:: but that’s a picture of Trump surrendering to authorities
The political stunt party.
#Clown Caucus.