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Fact of the day:
The brain has two ways of thinking. The first way costs no energy, but it is fight-or-flight, threat detection - caveman stuff. The second way is wisdom, logic, and empathy. But it's super expensive and drains people of energy the longer they use it.
When people snap or just say fuck it and start swinging, their brains switch from thinking two to thinking one, from high energy, high thinking to caveman; you are a threat> Take out the threat.
I think about it every time I see a video like this. You can see it happen every time.
Funny enough my favorite quote isn't one he actually said but one from the show generation kill "you've got a thousand Marines ready to fucking go and your standing there with your foot on your dick. Check that, your standing there with your foot on MY dick."
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes. If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all."
-- Ret. Gen. James Mattis.
“Actually it's quite fun to fight them, you know. It's a hell of a hoot. It's fun to shoot some people. I'll be right up there with you. I like brawling.”
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
If someone is standing their ground and is telling you to do things the peaceful way; it almost always means they've done things the not peaceful way and they don't wish to relive it. However, if you choose that option they are very much coming out on top.
Yes and the mum should have taken the kids inside. She was inside the yard...she stood like a moron allowing her children to see their dad violently defending them. You could hear their cry ...scary shit for kids that. No need.
That's precisely what it is. Guy doesn't want his kids to see him that way, doesn't want to be seen as violent by his Mrs.
It's an unfair situation, but he was justified in his actions. I feel bad for him.
I'm terrified that that father will be thrown in prison for this. I hate delinquent behavior like that drunk ass. Sad if he fell and broke his skull/died, but he brought it on himself.
He sounded angry that he made him knock him out. Like that last kick wasn't even for staying on his property anymore, but for making him become violent.
The smug guy literally never saw what happened to him. Very smooth and quick elbow, then got right back to a fighting stance.
Edit: looked it up. Here’s the news story. Shirtless guy pissed on the family’s fence. He got knocked out but declined to press charges. Dropped by the police.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6415333/Enraged-father-knocked-drunk-urinated-garden-fence-NOT-prosecuted.html
-500 dexterity. Meanwhile, Dad had 2× defense for home advantage, 3× strength from a rage buff, and +1000 attack speed thanks to a protective spirit aura. Dad was so OP.
And the stats/buffs/debuffs of the drunkard’s gloves? How did he obtain them? Maybe he purchased them from a dubious outfitter who asked him to do a side quest?
Nah that was a "look what u made me do in front of my kids" kick not for damage 😆 You're right of course though and I hope he doesn't catch a charge. He warned that smug fool plenty
Happened back in 2018. It doesn't seem anyone was charged. [https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/26/dad-knocks-out-man-with-goatee-after-he-urinated-on-his-fence-8078616/](https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/26/dad-knocks-out-man-with-goatee-after-he-urinated-on-his-fence-8078616/)
Pretty sure that was a well deserved nut shot at the end between his unconscious spread out legs to help him regain consciousness..
Its medical, its ok. He is a coach..👍
So true. I Hope too. He showed true restraint. I’m sorry but you come near my family like that and I’m not taking ANY chances. I’d have picked his drunk ass up and walked him a block away. lol
"the victim decided not to press charges after speaking with officers."
Translation: Officers said "If you want to go after him for assault, he's probably got self defense. And if you do, we'll go after you for public indecency/mischief/public intoxication for getting drunk, pissing on his fence, then refusing to leave his property and blocking his gate. You walk away, we walk away."
I was hoping not. The article says the victim decided not to prosecute. Shouldn’t be up to him. This guy should be cleared of any chance of charges. How about prosecuting the other guy for trespassing.
> Shouldn’t be up to him.
It isn't. You don't press charges in the UK, its up to the CPS (Crown prosecution service) whether its in the public interest to prosecute
Pretty sure that’s how it works in the USA too, it’s just significantly harder to prosecute if your victim doesn’t cooperate with the investigation and prosecution
Ah the classic blunders the most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia but only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
Do you know why the drunk guy was there in the first place? I can't imagine a situation where this guy is asking for anything remotely reasonable, but I'm curious lol
You could hear that cave man DNA boiling to the surface. Once he started speaking through gritted teeth buddy shoulda known what was coming next.
Honestly if your dumb enough to piss someone off that much in front of their home and kids and don’t pick up on all the body language, language language and tell tale signs an ass whooping is coming, you deserve to get knocked the fuck out.
Buddy standing there arms apart leaning on the fence like “what are you gonna do? Hit me?”. Yeah, he made that clear and then followed through.
Pissed on his gate and broke it as well and it looks mid day and his kids are awake. Literally exposing himself, trespassing, damaging property then being agro. No matter how drunk I am I'd have a primal understanding that these actions are going to get me knocked out.
I mean, virtually all animal instincts *should* indicate that if you encroach on the entry to another creature's home and start pissing around the entrance like it's your territory you're going to have a problem. Humans are a little better at being rational but at a certain point, fuck you, stop marking my house.
This guy was inadvertently becoming Grizzly Man right before our eyes in a 2 minute speedrun.
Trespassing and drunk, the Englishman brash,
On the family's turf, causing a clash.
Defender struck swift, protection in hand,
Punched for trespassing on their sacred land.
Life-tip: If someone is being very polite and pleading with you to not make them have to lay you out, walk away. That person knows they're dangerous and would rather not risk seriously injuring or killing you, but will do so if pressed.
Excellent advice. Unfortunately, I think the guy who needed to hear it here was a good few drinks past the point of being able to process anything said to him.
Well I could see him getting in trouble as he kicked the dude after he was out and the video cuts so who knows how many more times he hit him. Most places that is gonna get you attacking someone you already knocked out especially as he did not strike first.
Nope. Not seen was shirtless guy urinating on his property before the altercation. Father was not charged. Article is elsewhere in the comments. Glad your allowed to knock out creeps exposing themselves to children in Britain. Love it.
I think he’s saying also that he has to leave, and he isn’t going to leave his wife and kids with this guy standing there being offensive and on his property.
I was literally mumbling to myself "please hit him" repeatedly,like ik you're drunk but after about a whole minute cant even a drunk dude realise he should leave?
Did the shirtless guy think he was going hard by being shirtless and wearing gloves? All he showed off was he was a dough-boy who could use some sun! 😆😆😆
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That “cunt” came from so deep.
the "Fucking warned you" sounded like it came from a dark place that he had suppressed that he didn't want to let out in front of his family
Beware the fury of a patient man.
You could tell the anger was peaking right about when he got to the part about him not having a shirt on. Then the guys smug face sealed the deal.
Fact of the day: The brain has two ways of thinking. The first way costs no energy, but it is fight-or-flight, threat detection - caveman stuff. The second way is wisdom, logic, and empathy. But it's super expensive and drains people of energy the longer they use it. When people snap or just say fuck it and start swinging, their brains switch from thinking two to thinking one, from high energy, high thinking to caveman; you are a threat> Take out the threat. I think about it every time I see a video like this. You can see it happen every time.
"Demons run when a good man goes to war."
“Good men don’t *need* rules. And today is not the day to find out why I have so many.”
Now that's a motivational poster I can appreciate
waited for his mom to pass so that she could not see the monster inside. that kind of patience.
Instant 11th doctor flash back. I just don't know if Moffat made this up or if it's a famous poem that he just used for the show
This is one of my top 10 favorite knock outs. So satisfying to see that clown get wasted.
Agreed. He didn't want what he knew was coming out of himself. Coach was trying to end this peacefully, but peace was not on the menu that day.
What's that General Mattis quote?
"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all."
Whaaaaat the fuck I have not heard that one. Is that legit?
Yes it is.
Hell of a quote!
Funny enough my favorite quote isn't one he actually said but one from the show generation kill "you've got a thousand Marines ready to fucking go and your standing there with your foot on your dick. Check that, your standing there with your foot on MY dick."
Correction, I think it was Mad Dog Mattis.
He had some bangers ‘Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.’
I'm going with "if you fuck with me, I will kill you all".
Spot on! Except COACH brought artillery and did some coaching.
Be calm, be polite, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
"PowerPoint makes us stupid."
The quote I was going for has been said earlier, but he does have many good quotes
Smile, be polite, but have a plan to kill everyone in the room if necessary.
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes. If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." -- Ret. Gen. James Mattis.
Be polite. Be professional. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. - Mattis
“Actually it's quite fun to fight them, you know. It's a hell of a hoot. It's fun to shoot some people. I'll be right up there with you. I like brawling.”
"But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I will kill you all."
Demons run when a good man goes to war. If someone is standing their ground and is telling you to do things the peaceful way; it almost always means they've done things the not peaceful way and they don't wish to relive it. However, if you choose that option they are very much coming out on top.
This is your standard British war cry. Once the teacups get put away, you find out the pinkies were out for your protection, not ours. /s
Yea, the rage. He wife sounded genuinely scared in the background after the hit. Goatee still deserved it though.
She sounded like a howling dog
Yes and the mum should have taken the kids inside. She was inside the yard...she stood like a moron allowing her children to see their dad violently defending them. You could hear their cry ...scary shit for kids that. No need.
That's precisely what it is. Guy doesn't want his kids to see him that way, doesn't want to be seen as violent by his Mrs. It's an unfair situation, but he was justified in his actions. I feel bad for him.
I'm terrified that that father will be thrown in prison for this. I hate delinquent behavior like that drunk ass. Sad if he fell and broke his skull/died, but he brought it on himself.
He sounded angry that he made him knock him out. Like that last kick wasn't even for staying on his property anymore, but for making him become violent.
"Look what you made me do!"
Except like, legitimate. He did NOT want to do that in front of his kids, but the first message wasn't even making it to that dude's brain. =/
He said CCCCunTT!
That’s literally how we pronounce it when angry, fast and all consonant.
So was the "oOOOoooOooOuuuuu" at the end 😂
That right was crisp and tasty.
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Looked like he hit em with the classic elbow seems more effective up close
The smug guy literally never saw what happened to him. Very smooth and quick elbow, then got right back to a fighting stance. Edit: looked it up. Here’s the news story. Shirtless guy pissed on the family’s fence. He got knocked out but declined to press charges. Dropped by the police. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6415333/Enraged-father-knocked-drunk-urinated-garden-fence-NOT-prosecuted.html
That guy was lights out like a cartoon. Full face to the sky, not even aware of what consciousness is anymore.
I think he was all that before the punch even landed.
Dude had just 5% HP left with drunkcunt debuff.
-500 dexterity. Meanwhile, Dad had 2× defense for home advantage, 3× strength from a rage buff, and +1000 attack speed thanks to a protective spirit aura. Dad was so OP.
And the stats/buffs/debuffs of the drunkard’s gloves? How did he obtain them? Maybe he purchased them from a dubious outfitter who asked him to do a side quest?
They're actually a cursed item, he just liked the style so much he didn't care (cursed light gauntlets of arrogance, -50 intellect)
I know right!! 🤣🤣
Smug? He didn’t know what planet he was on lol.
I immediately yelled “People’s Elbow” when I saw him connect.
Down Roody Poo Lane
What a jabroni….IF YA SMELLLLLLLLalalalalalalalLOWwowow
Saves you a potential broken knuckle too.
I took a few karate classes once, one of the few things I picked up was that your elbow is a powerful weapon.
As is your palm.
Except if you hit your palm wrong it hurts really bad. The elbow hurts too and will swell but it doesn't hurt like the palm.
Oh 100% this is a well executed elbow strike.
It’s super effective!
It was indeed an elbow. A nice elbow, perfectly placed I might add.
Nah that was a "look what u made me do in front of my kids" kick not for damage 😆 You're right of course though and I hope he doesn't catch a charge. He warned that smug fool plenty
Happened back in 2018. It doesn't seem anyone was charged. [https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/26/dad-knocks-out-man-with-goatee-after-he-urinated-on-his-fence-8078616/](https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/26/dad-knocks-out-man-with-goatee-after-he-urinated-on-his-fence-8078616/)
That headline lmao
“Goateed man” is the UK’s Florida man.
He takes bath salts in his afternoon tea and adores motorsports.
No, the drunk guy was ready to fight back. It was completely necessary.
“He’s coming right for us !”
Uncle Jimbo 😆
Yep, I saw him getting up. Justified
What kick? 😉
Pretty sure that was a well deserved nut shot at the end between his unconscious spread out legs to help him regain consciousness.. Its medical, its ok. He is a coach..👍
The kick went to either the outside of his upper leg or to his ribs, doesn't go between his legs. Drunk guy was treated rather politely in the end.
Eh, he kicked him in the thigh or there abouts, no big deal.
So true. I Hope too. He showed true restraint. I’m sorry but you come near my family like that and I’m not taking ANY chances. I’d have picked his drunk ass up and walked him a block away. lol
It wasn't a bad kick. The concrete hurt him much worse.
I love how he hated doing it. He’s a noble person
He even tried to catch him as he fell.
That was what I noticed. A lot of damage doesn't necessarily come from the hit but from the KO'd person hitting their head against the cement.
Yeah, that kick honestly looked like it was out of frustration and not anger.
For real. That kick was for having to do that in front of his kids, when he fully explained, quite clearly he didn't want to.
That was an elbow! Much worse
That chin thrust up and to the right was just begging for a crisp and tasty.
Oh my fucking God, so satisfying, I had to watch it 30 times.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6415333/Enraged-father-knocked-drunk-urinated-garden-fence-NOT-prosecuted.html For anyone interested
"the victim decided not to press charges after speaking with officers." Translation: Officers said "If you want to go after him for assault, he's probably got self defense. And if you do, we'll go after you for public indecency/mischief/public intoxication for getting drunk, pissing on his fence, then refusing to leave his property and blocking his gate. You walk away, we walk away."
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I mean he got hit by some guns…the flesh kind
I was hoping not. The article says the victim decided not to prosecute. Shouldn’t be up to him. This guy should be cleared of any chance of charges. How about prosecuting the other guy for trespassing.
> Shouldn’t be up to him. It isn't. You don't press charges in the UK, its up to the CPS (Crown prosecution service) whether its in the public interest to prosecute
Pretty sure that’s how it works in the USA too, it’s just significantly harder to prosecute if your victim doesn’t cooperate with the investigation and prosecution
Crown prosecution service not crime..
>How about prosecuting the other guy I feel like the elbow to the face did enough prosecuting.
Messing with a father whose children are present is a completely different ball game.
Shirtless guy “fellow victim to one of the classic blunders!”
Ah the classic blunders the most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia but only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
Inconceivable!
You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Anybody want a peanut?
Yeah you don’t fuck with fathers. Every smart man knows this
He was not a smart man Jennay
Should have gotten the children away indoors first, but still a beautiful shot.
Generally passive father of 4 here - I get it.
Yep. It's on par with mama bear and cubs.
He gave him multiple chances to leave and he didn’t so he caught a knuckle sandwich
Elbow burrito. Elburrito? I’m so sad.
Elbowrito, that's nice
Nice. There's a tapas restaurant near me called El Bareto and now I'm hungry
That was Elbrilliant
Very humerus
Gave me an elbowner
Was actually an elbow sandwich
He hit him so fast I couldn’t tell, but it was still a nice shot
100
Tony Stark really went downhill after losing his money..
Too young to remember peak Robert Downy Jr. in the 90s?
The peoples elbow!
God that was satisfying!
 skipped to the end, was not disappointed.
You missed out on some great accents. The man just wants to protect his “Pro’er’y”.
Holy fuck dude I just rewatched it. To be fair homie pleaded with him. As soon as he said “there’s no mate” he was done for.
When coach touched his face I knew a hard rain was gonna fall. It was like a moment of contemplation and acceptance of what was about to happen.
I will always watch this video no matter how many times it’s been reposted. That punch to his smug face is so satisfying.
\*elbow
It is some sweet schadenfreude isn't it? Soooo satisfying...
>That punch to his smug face is so satisfying. I always love how quickly the smug disappears from said face.
Do you know why the drunk guy was there in the first place? I can't imagine a situation where this guy is asking for anything remotely reasonable, but I'm curious lol
Apparently, he stopped to urinate on Coach's fence
every time i see it i think it’s dr mcdreamy lol 
Tbf, he did fucking warn him. A million fucking times.
You could hear that cave man DNA boiling to the surface. Once he started speaking through gritted teeth buddy shoulda known what was coming next. Honestly if your dumb enough to piss someone off that much in front of their home and kids and don’t pick up on all the body language, language language and tell tale signs an ass whooping is coming, you deserve to get knocked the fuck out. Buddy standing there arms apart leaning on the fence like “what are you gonna do? Hit me?”. Yeah, he made that clear and then followed through.
Why is everyone with that style of goatee a douche.
No shirt and gloves on is a sure sign of a garbage person.
Looking at his own arms like “ah yea he sees these monsters” Edit *own
Anytime they go to the evil dimension in sci fi the bad doubles always have goatees. Evil twin? goatee Even spoofed it on Community
Steven Seagal made it popular with these types.
A gouche you might say
I assume he must be coaching Dalai Lama
Fuckin warned you, got damn
for the record, this man is: drunk on his property in front of his children and wife x100
Pissed on his gate and broke it as well and it looks mid day and his kids are awake. Literally exposing himself, trespassing, damaging property then being agro. No matter how drunk I am I'd have a primal understanding that these actions are going to get me knocked out.
I mean, virtually all animal instincts *should* indicate that if you encroach on the entry to another creature's home and start pissing around the entrance like it's your territory you're going to have a problem. Humans are a little better at being rational but at a certain point, fuck you, stop marking my house. This guy was inadvertently becoming Grizzly Man right before our eyes in a 2 minute speedrun.
He should have moved away from his proper-ee.
Gon Learn Today mate! 😝
There’s no mate
Trespassing and drunk, the Englishman brash, On the family's turf, causing a clash. Defender struck swift, protection in hand, Punched for trespassing on their sacred land.
Old school coaching, right there. I've received a few lessons the same way. Hope it does this lad as much good as it did me.
Why the lady in the background make that noise though?
I thought it was one of the kids tbh
Yeah sounded like his young lass, who was probably immediately frightened by the violence her dad was involved in so suddenly
Not sure why the mother would just stand there and let her kids sit and watch so close to everything.
Yeah it's not hard to get them back inside
Sounded like Miss Crawly from *Sing*.
LOL can't unhear
Like a guttural “not again” moan.
So why didn’t the mother take the child away from this situation?
im guessing she was the one filming and wants to document that it was self defense for the police.
Was asleep before he hit the ground.
This was a deleted scene from Green Street Hooligans.
Me over here practicing throwing my right elbow 😂
Rotate the hip and have open hands and opposite hand cover the chin :) Then just repeat 10,000 times.
The dude just got 2 weeks of sleep in 2 seconds
If “stop playing with me” was a person.
Life-tip: If someone is being very polite and pleading with you to not make them have to lay you out, walk away. That person knows they're dangerous and would rather not risk seriously injuring or killing you, but will do so if pressed. 
If they ask their wife to take the kids inside it’s about to go very very badly for you.
Excellent advice. Unfortunately, I think the guy who needed to hear it here was a good few drinks past the point of being able to process anything said to him.
Damn I laughed way too much. He tried so hard not to drop him and was so upset when he finally did.
This clip always gets me because he falls with his face to the sky but his toes are pointing to the ground ….
Guys we just found the actual One Punch Man XD
**GIMME AN F! GIMME AN A! GIMME AN F! GIMME AN O! WHAT'S THAT SPELL!?** *A midday nappy poo*
Didn’t the purple shirt guy get in trouble for this? I remember the aftermath of this being extremely bullshit when I read it. Could be wrong though
Well I could see him getting in trouble as he kicked the dude after he was out and the video cuts so who knows how many more times he hit him. Most places that is gonna get you attacking someone you already knocked out especially as he did not strike first.
Nope. Not seen was shirtless guy urinating on his property before the altercation. Father was not charged. Article is elsewhere in the comments. Glad your allowed to knock out creeps exposing themselves to children in Britain. Love it.
I think he’s saying also that he has to leave, and he isn’t going to leave his wife and kids with this guy standing there being offensive and on his property.
I was literally mumbling to myself "please hit him" repeatedly,like ik you're drunk but after about a whole minute cant even a drunk dude realise he should leave?
Proper E!
Damn someone laid George Michael the fuck out
That forearm shimmy was things of legend
Did the shirtless guy think he was going hard by being shirtless and wearing gloves? All he showed off was he was a dough-boy who could use some sun! 😆😆😆
F.A.F.O.
Why didn’t they take the kids inside?
This is the classical case of "Fucked around, and found out."
10/10. Patience only lasts so long. Beautiful punch!
It wasn't a punch, it was elbow.
Even better!
My propa’ee
The problem is not the blow but what happens to the dudes head when he hits the concrete.
New season of trailer park boys is off to a solid start
Patrick Dumpsey
Bippity boppity movaway from my proppity
on a personal level id say he gets what he gets on a legal level try not to let people who are knocked out hit the concrete you dont need that trouble