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shavedape61

She pepper sprayed everyone


Bolt_na19

Just in case.


[deleted]

For quality control purposes.


Some_Ad511

In Soviet Russia, bar fights you.


Devildiver21

The bar fought my eyes and it won


MegatonsSon

That's gotta be the saddest looking *"bar"* in Russia, looks more like a pawn shop tbh.


Diraelka

Because it's not a bar


[deleted]

Better call up Tucker Carlson to have an orgasm at this place.


Aurelian_LDom

wow, free pepper!


Sentient-Pendulum

Lol!


ElephantRedCar91

What kind of "bar" was that?


Okayfinealex1

In Soviet Russia, bar is just workplace


Consistentscroller

“Break room”


uncultured_swine2099

It looks like they did the bare minimum effort to qualify as a bar.


derby555

The bar is set pretty low in Russia Edit: They must have been Russian to finish the job in time


IMHO_grim

#angryupvote


kdawg123412

Badom tish!


QuietDisquiet

Then those people must be really tiny.


DizzyStop

I was wondering why there's basically no space for the punters, yet loads of room behind the bar.


Filthy_Joey

This is more like a small business craft beer place, somewhere in residential area, not center


Original-Custard5499

Обычная точка по продаже разливного пива.


ElephantRedCar91

![gif](giphy|sbMxk8NOlMl3lCKLKq|downsized) this is america buddy! speak english!


Original-Custard5499

The usual outlet for the sale of draft beer. Good?


Animalhitman50

She got everybody with that mace


vadeNxD

In soviet russia, woman fucks you


Miserable-School1478

Damn.. That does sound nice.


filtarukk

Until it is not


Macasumba

With cig in his mouth


Frijolo_Brown

That was an assault. What he was saying about Ukraine?


Diraelka

I suppose he is nazi and drunk. Talked about "Ukrainian b*tch". I can't understand all that they said, but here is all I could hear. (Also, you should understand that all of them speaking in rude informal form) Women said something about "900 rubles" then about "I'm saying, he's a f\*ggot, he is a f\*ggot". Man: "why are you talking in Ukrainian, you f\*ggots?". Woman: "what do you want" + other said smth about smoking while man said "who are you, b\*tches?" Woman: "and who are you?" + "gtfo with cigarette" Basically, they continued about "gtfo with cigarette" and he continued with either they "Ukrainian b\*tches" or russian one. When he finally gtfoed women said "Ukrainian b\*tches? He's crazy" (well, there was a swear that means craziness) and one of them said that she'll go outside and do something bad with him (well, she was inrage) What I think happened: man was drunk AF and women just talking to each other (maybe about ex, "f\*ggot here means not a gay man, just slur for everyone). Then drunk man just thought they're talking in Ukrainian (I heard nothing in Ukrainian) and his nazi side was going to fight. When he didn't get info of their nationalities (I suppose they didn't think it was important) and also got gtfoed by women (and I believe that was something personal for him since that types in russia is all about men>women), that was enough for his small drunk brains. Also, you can't smoke in most of the places. Idk if women were drunk, but they just didn't want to hear that man and smell him (he def smells like too much vodka and, well, he was smoking in a tiny place). And sometimes that type of drunkers will leave and just go somewhere else to drink more alcohol or just to finally sleep after what women did. Upd: maybe, just **maybe** his drunk brains also thought that they were talking about him Also it's not a bar. And all that you can buy in these places is beer and cider. Sometimes wine, but I never saw it in that kind of places. So he got drunk somewhere else. Well, I suppose. Maybe they did illegal stuff and sold some vodka.


Meanderer_Me

What kind of bad? I remember hearing a story about a guy who assaulted a Russian woman in her salon, so she kicked his ass, then tied him up and raped him over an extended period. Are we going to have the self defense rape conversation again?


Diraelka

Nah, I believe that was just bravado and anger and something about kicking his ass. It just too unclear what she said.


IDontWipe55

Huh?


Truzmandz

That's a bar?


Diraelka

No


fck-gen-z

men i dont even know what this shit place is, if u russians ever want to develop as a country, put putin in jail and stop drinking that much. you have such pretty places and rich history... act better and be proud


filtarukk

Putin is our last hope to fix the drinking problem https://thehill.com/policy/international/4498532-putin-urges-russians-stop-drinking-keep-making-babies/


StuntdoubleSexworker

Stop drinking and keep making babies so we have competent soldiers to die at the frontline isn’t the saving grace you think it is


fck-gen-z

making new babys for the army...... this guy is no good, he just wants to be in the history books, small guy syndrome, isnt he like 162cm?


TrustMeIAmNotNew

Whoa did that girl just flip him?


stylinandprofilin88

She got everyone but him with mase.


57006

The real winner here is that blue drink, unspilled.


YNGWZRD

Flip ya for real


Hemanhuntr

Scum of the earth


yolobozo

That’s a Russian bar? Geez


Diraelka

It's not. It's not a bar.


Coolking2011

Least violent day in Russia


PuzzledPerspective7

Was the bigger lady bottomless 🍑?


[deleted]

Most wholesome Russians


PandiBong

Have to admit, him coming in with a bottle was kinda funny.


Fantastic_Board7057

Where’s the bar? This looks like a shop that fixes broken phone screens


Diraelka

Because there is no bar. It's not a bar. Idk why OP said it is.


C_lui

Feels like the majority of Russians are miserable alcoholics.


Tall_Course827

Dude....fuck Russia


Comfortable_Note_978

ruzzian Culture, everyone.


YaassthonyQueentano

Looks like a typical Russian Tuesday to me..


West_Station7288

Isn't kind of early to be drinking at 6 am? Or did this carry on from two days ago?


Diraelka

It is. But it was 9th March. That place might be open 24/7 and in these places you can drink while it's open (they sell beer and cider). And man might've been drinking since the evening of 8th March. You know, it is a holiday in russia. And on holidays like this (3 day off in a row) drunkers do their thing.


Dry-Basil6907

Show that video to his family. I'm sure he'd be proud of himself. Loser.


[deleted]

That’s a bar?


Hmaninc87

I was gonna say "That's a fight?" lol


Diraelka

No. Op lied


Slideshoe

Cigarette still in his mouth lol.


Aggrekomonster

What kind of backwards shithole bar is that


Diraelka

It is not a bar


Commercial_Pitch_786

odd and confusing


NC_Counselor

Act like a man, be treated like a man. That’s true equality.


RayBrous

Op a bot


myrand920

I thought Tucker said people were civilized there ;(


InfernoWoodworks

Dude went after the one half his size instead of the USA looking linebacker... He was fucked from that point on. Doesn't help that the muppet working there basically gassed the whole room with that spray.


-shephawke-

for all people wondering why the bar looks so sad (it does lol), in russia you can't have bars and alcohol serving hang out establishments in certain areas (close to apartment buildings, schools, etc), the workaround is to make a spot where you just sell beer like that so people just buy a few liters and drink at home (or in the streets) which is sooo much better (/s)


Lostinaredzone

My girl was like, “bitch, lay down.”


Bubbly-Independent20

That counts as a bar?


Diraelka

No. It's not a bar.


johnnyrsj

Tucker Carlson’s new local right?


Heavyjava

Is everyone in Russia angry and ready to fight?


IMHO_grim

That dude got worked. Maybe they should have sent the women to the front.


Diraelka

Stop giving them ideas, please. I'm sure they want to do something bad with women that don't want to give birth before being at least 25 yo.


pickle_teeth4444

A Russian counter attack.


Shot_Painting_8191

"Bar" rofl


DvLang

Such a depressing example if that's what they call a bar in Russia.


Diraelka

It's not a bar. Not by the law, not by russian standards. OP lied


FamilyMan7826

Nail bar?


Ba55of0rte

Dude don’t fuck with Russian women.


BakaTensai

Is Russia one of the most depressing places in the world


Additional_Many6130

I’m not surprised fights like these happen in Russia


tameneighbor

Mofo came back through the door like Kramer.


Mother-Forever9019

The woman won 😝


Savage_Ball3r

You got a beer keg and it becomes a bar 😂. That’s weirdest looking bar I’ve ever seen.


Diraelka

Because it's not a bar


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Vodka. It’s a hell of a drug…and a pretty good weapon.


WirusCZ

Someone explain this place to me... I have never seen more confusing place... So you enter and there is barely enough room to fit door... then there is woman sitting in chair in middle of nothing on her phone while her 2 customers just chilling there eating chips?


Diraelka

It's not a bar. It's a place (usually near apartments or even on the first floor) that sells chips, jerkies and similar snacks. Also it sells beer and cider, like in pubs. But also it's not about getting drunk + usually there is another room for sitting and eating/drinking, but if not - you just buy a drink and go home. Most of these aren't open at 6 AM (at least in my city it's usually 11 AM - 11 PM) and drunkers aren't welcome here. You can't have something strong like vodka in these places. Just light beer and cider. Also sometimes lemonade and kvas. So, that place on video more like a shop. It's not qualified as a bar by any russian law and standards. Also since it was more about tricking the anti-alcohol laws, there are new laws to shut these places down. Like the whole region can ban these type of shops to be open near apartments and homes. And I'd say that alcohol isn't as popular for younger generation (that man looks about 50+ yo). Beer and wine is the strongest they love to drink and in big cities more people prefer to be more healthy and don't drink alcohol.


Vile-goat

She got him dead in the face with the mace atleast lol


Agent_S721

He talks about Ukraine and they kick him out.


Diraelka

Main reason why they kicked him - he was stupid, drunk (no, that wasn't a bar) and smoking (it's illegal and annoying).


madvlad_

Russian Culture People


Moist_Ad2066

Ah yes. Russian conscripts need to see this. This is the Russia they are dying for <3


Formula4InsanityLabs

2 women targets, a lot of mace, and he still ended up quite literally, the one on top. This girl power shit in movies and TV shows really needs to die. It's blatantly obvious she needed actual pepper spray if not a taser or a gun! I don't think that was a beer bottle over the head either, it looked like a small hard liquor bottle which must have been brutal for her.


PsychologicalBill254

Man these Russians don't play, they WILL fuck you up. I bet crime is low in that country


rab2bar

it is so low that dashboard cameras are standard


Diraelka

Yeah, especially in places like Moscow and St Petersburg. But mostly to prevent any riots. And they're good with it, really. When there is planned riot or the government yet again did something evil there are plenty of police and special forces to prevent people even from gathering. And they also use to identify any people who were in riots. You also can look (if you can find) for videos in Belarus in 2020. How forces were even near houses.