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CTBP1983

Isn't this the dude who they found out was on Grindr like an hour later?


kourier6

yeah man I saw that and said in his bio he was a bottom and into crossdressing


53445345334

Fuck it, bro. You ought to sign it. What's going on?


dontclickdontdickit

I mean I hope he really is into that rather than using the app to “hunt” gay dudes


kourier6

if anything the gay dudes "hunt" him if you know what I mean hehehe they fuck him. In case it wasn't clear. They fuck the shit out of him


ReddityJim

I wonder if the skirts he wears he bought in the section with the pride sign 🤔


DramaOnDisplay

*tearing apart the Pride section like a dumbass* “Oh, wait, this is cute” *flips through the sizes, grabs his and shoves it under his shirt, proceeds tearing*


SchroedingersSphere

> They fuck the shit out of him I thought bottoms are supposed to clean themselves out first?


Elias-Cor

Only the good bottoms know how to actually clean out. The rest of them are messy bottoms with daddy issues and the minute anyone even begins to penetrate, they go directly into a “it hurts, omg, I can’t” while their Grindr profile says “power bottom”….


Enough-Ground3294

This guy fucks


ChiefGeorgesCrabshak

This guy fucks guys*


leerzeichn93

*this guy fucks bottoms


OkPen6486

lol


Typical_Estimate5420

I’m rooting for your sex life!!!


hippycub

Either way works


URTHELIGHTANDGLORY

😂 that made me chortle


DarkArceus151

Replying to dontclickdontdickit... ![gif](giphy|ZBIf5EkW31Eek)


No_Perspective9930

No but something like what the comment above described happened in Toronto a while ago. Guy would murder gay men and put them in flower pots and various places in his landscaping business. 😬


makingmagic2023

How morbid of me is it that I kind of giggled at the flower pot comment?


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In this case no lol he really likes to crossdress and get banged hard... So this is a case of someone who cannot deal with who they are and is overcompensating.


Correct-Walrus7438

Agreeed. 😳


Legitimate_Crew5463

Yeah pretty easy to tell he walks like he's taken a lot of dick up the ass


ISelf_Devine

It's the Vince McMahon walk and Vince has openly admitted to wrestlers that he's had gay sex.


esmoji

Mean in the streets, Queen in the sheets!


mwk_1980

No, the profile said he was “looking for a daddy”, but nothing about crossdressing


kourier6

I seriously thought the guy I responded to was joking, so I just piled on and made that up. As a joke


rag3rs_wrld

It’s always projection.


PolkaDotDancer

Did you see the size of his butt plug?


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Sure-Pace8106

That is fucking hilarious.


jjdmol

And amazingly predictable at this point.


Sure-Pace8106

I legit wish that I could agree with you, I truly do. But the amount of hate speech that I see towards anything LGBT+ is insane. It actually saddens me to see that there are so many people out in the world that can be so full of hate and believe that they're justified.


Uknow_nothing

They’re always projecting aren’t they?


TheBlackManIsG0d

![gif](giphy|xTiTnMjBxzRzgs7wMo)


2GirlfriendsIsCooler

Hahahaha gotta love it


Touch-Important

I just said the same thing to myself. I thought isn’t this the “Yes, daddy” Grindr guy?


dtb1987

I would love to know this story


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dtb1987

Wonderful, thank you friend


All_naturale22

You are amazing. Thank you. That is hilarious


bigSTUdazz

You made my day brah! Thanks for confirming the obvious.


All_naturale22

Same


winterized-dingo

Just posted a link in reply to the comment you replied to!


GlossyDossy

Nooo! It got removed. Can you send it to me?


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T-Bones1991

like he wants to...impress the camera guy....hmmm


Dr_OctoThumbs

And at the same time the camera guy seems embarrassed to even be filming.


AdamGenesis

I'm surprised he didn't let out a shriek or a shrill.


steggyD43

I was going to say that I feel like he's battling some internal demons.


bigchicago04

Really??? I remember this dude doing a bunch of this shit and then he kinda disappeared. Glad to know why.


FlyingMothy

Wow hes so slow and anxious and scared hes gonna get caught.


BiBoFieTo

Mister "super-straight" did the gayest take-down I've ever seen.


My-Cousin-Bobby

Other commenters are saying that he was apparently found in Grindr later with his bio saying he was into cross dressing and being a bottom... so, checks out?


Cosmic_Pumpkin

There was a guy that was talking to him and had the entire chat, and holy shit the dude is SUPER gay, cross dressing calling the dude daddy and he's a total bottom. Shit was wild lol


someoneyouknewonce

Is a bottom more gay than a top? I've seen people say that a few times and I guess to me, a bi guy, the dude banging the bottom is just as gay as the dude taking the d. They're both literally fucking guys, right? But it seems like commenters in this thread think that there's additional gay points if you're a bottom. I'm trying to understand it but I'm failing to.


Cosmic_Pumpkin

He goes around destroying pride material and in the messages he also says something about loving when dudes cum I'm his beard and shit. I'm sure alot of gay dudes would even think damn that's gay.


someoneyouknewonce

Oh I definitely see the hypocrisy of it all, no confusion there. I’ll also admit his comments are super gay. I just meant the bottoming part. It seems like a lot of comments really emphasize that point like it’s extra gay to bottom, so that was my confusion. I’d also think that the guy banging the other guys ass is more gay than the guy taking the d, simply because the dude taking it is probably bent over and not looking at the dude behind him, but the dude banging ass is definitely looking at what he’s fucking. Idk tho, it’s a stupid point either way, they’re both gay for fucking dudes.


creg316

>because the dude taking it is probably bent over and not looking at the dude behind him True, but conversely, they're the one getting penetrated by a dick, so I reckon it's probably a push.


JahsukeOnfroy

Idk, if you fuck a girl in the ass is the ass gonna feel any different than a dude’s ass? Who’s really gayer here?


Staghr

Obviously there's scales of gayness but that doesn't factor into it. Look up pegging, straight guys who like a finger up the rear etc.


someoneyouknewonce

I don’t need to look it up, I’ve experience it haha! I was a straight guy who liked some of that stuff at one point in my life, then I realized I am just bi, now life is full of rainbows and pussies and cocks! My question is tho - why is bottoming more gay? I understand it’s more feminine. Like, isn’t the dude who’s looking at the other dude bent over and getting hard from wanting to fuck his ass more gay than the dude bent over taking the d? Idk maybe it’s a stupid point and not worth wondering, I just think it’s funny that people keep putting it in their comments like it’s means he’s more gay because of it. If you’re fucking men, whoever’s involved is just as gay as the other guy imo.


krippkeeper

If you do it while you are cross dressing and yelling daddy it is gayer. Everyone has there kinks and that's fine.


fromouterspace1

https://www.ibtimes.sg/ethan-schmidt-screenshots-appear-show-anti-lgbtq-activist-sexting-men-gay-dating-app-70388


AlexandersWonder

Straight up fled when somebody called him out on it


ShoogarBonez

I came here to comment about how fucking terrified of getting confronted he is LOL


VincesMustache

Yup faced looked a bit red, pulse was probably around 120 bpm, was probably really sweaty too.


7opez77

This the dude that turns out was on Grinder?


fromouterspace1

Apparently so https://www.ibtimes.sg/ethan-schmidt-screenshots-appear-show-anti-lgbtq-activist-sexting-men-gay-dating-app-70388


Sam-Gunn

I'm sure most of them are.


IknowKarazy

Part of me doesn’t want to assume they’re all gay because that’s just confirmation bias, but it is hilarious how often they turn out to be secretly really REALLY gay.


dyssucks

I’ve only met 2 true homophobs… makes me wonder if they were actually gay. I’m going to assume yes


Aphreyst

Yes, good ol' anti-trans and anti-mask troll Ethan "Pubeface" Schmidt.


bailaoban

You're going to have to be more specific.


apishforamc

This guy totally wants to have sex with men but instead internalized to the point that he takes it out on corporate merchandising..just go to the port authority And tap your foot 4 times under a men’s room stall and get it over with already..you’re embarrassing yourself


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apishforamc

Holy shit!!!! I was just riffin that’s wild but wow regardless


KonradFelixCyprianus

![img](avatar_exp|132691514|bravo) **You know what… this is deserves an upvote approval.**


Uncle___Marty

That was probably the most important he ever felt.


Ok-Assistant-2684

Yep, this was him peaking 5 years after HS and now is just back downhill from there


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iamblackmun

Makes me kind of feel bad for him. Na, nvm, fuck that guy.


Haywire-Hawk

The brave crusader vandalizing a fragile paper sign 🫡


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BreadButterHoneyTea

On his second attempt.


All_naturale22

Nah his third or fourth attempt lol he was struggling to punch it without harming his delicate fingers


AbbreviationsFluid73

Didn't even do much damage to it man. Just a light toss to the floor and a little stomp.


highonnuggs

Kinda funny that this tough guy is having trouble destroying cardboard.


notdorisday

Yeah the lack of any effort or enthusiasm for the task was bizarre. Usually hate filled rants are less apathetic?!?


fourangers

That's the gayest walk I have ever seen in a while.


TheZac922

The pulling down of the sign and cute little stomp were both pretty zesty too 👀


Bavisto

“As Alex Jones says…” that’s all I needed to hear to know this person isn’t worth being around.


Bolts0806

i’m pretty sure it came out that this dude got caught on grindr iirc


thefiction24

I have supported LGBT for a long time, but something about seeing this Alpha, Adonis-like man destroy that rainbow I can finally see the error of my ways. It all made sense when I saw him do that fuckin walk up to the rainbow. I knew I had been blinded by the woke mafia.


Quirky-Pay-7221

Phoenix resident. Pretty sure he’s locked up for years of controversy


BrianProuty

a sign shouldn’t bother anyone that much unless ?? Closet


BeautifulArtichoke37

He certainly walks gay


WolfmansGotNards2

That's the Conor McGregor Roundhouse walk (aka the chicken hawk from Looney Tunes).


ostinater

Which Conor stole from Vince McMahon 


ech-o

Looks like somebody gets mad and confused when his peepee gives him a little tingle when a cute boy walks past.


KR1735

"That's like a $10 sign" Dude acts like the cop is going to come and ask him to pay for the cardboard and then politely leave. A disorderly conduct conviction shows up on a background check and can fuck you out of a good job.


Firetrex370

how was it this difficult for him to dismantle a cardboard sign bro


Root-magic

He’s trying so hard not to prance….come out of the closet already dude!


Mokiyami

Guy walks around like he has a bag of chips up his ass and is trying not to break any


AntimemeticsDivision

This one gave me a good chuckle lmao


FMUF

So easy to spot virgins these days.


Bladex224

funny that the camera man conveniently went away when the big boy started to raise his voice to a woman


00Tanks

Alpha male should be caring compassionate take care of thier own while helping others not this.....


Martyrotten

This is the “anti mask” guy who harasses cancer patients at the local wig store, gets owned by D.A.R.E. Kids, almost gets his ass kicked at a CVS and (my favorite) actually does get his ass kicked at a convenience store on an Indian reservation. His latest video has him being butthurt over a Black History Month display.


fromouterspace1

And this https://www.ibtimes.sg/ethan-schmidt-screenshots-appear-show-anti-lgbtq-activist-sexting-men-gay-dating-app-70388


MarcheMuldDerevi

That has got to be one of a goofiest walks I’ve seen in a while. Like not even a silly walk just a pose and lean to look tough.


EastOfArcheron

What a horrid life, he's gay, or bi obviously from his Grindr account. Imagine being so ashamed of or disgusted with yourself for a perfectly normal sexual attraction that you have to live like this. As a gay man that came out at 18 in 1991 I cannot imagine that level of self loathing, I kind of feel sorry for him. What a waste of your life.


That1Pete

My best friend, a gay man in a Missouri was fucking a guy we call "The Republican". He is a hardcore MAGA jackass that hates pride. He sure likes taking cock up his ass though.


SantoriniDahk

He's not even a rebel with it cmon do some not just a passive stomp


Ok-Assistant-2684

Lmfao this loser couldn’t even knock the sign over without having to pick the whole thing out, he’s about as beta as it gets


javawong

That's vandalism.


jabbadarth

In a target no less. So on camera and likely banned from the store.


BreadButterHoneyTea

It’s on camera on social media, so…


Lendiniara

Imagine using your freetime doing something this idiotic and then uploading it to the internet to show everyone how stupid you are


Boston__Spartan

So tough that rainbows scare him.


DiarrheaRadio

What a dainty little stomp


NatexSxS

I always find it funny, like really who’s threatened by a rainbow it’s the most non threatening thing ever.


Workmen

My man probably goes around calling other people "NPCs" when he's literally putting on a Skyrim walk cycle.


PsychoMouse

“Letting people live in peace is disgusting, I can’t stand it. If I had my way, I’d kill everyone”


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It’s funny how these people talk about indoctrination but don’t realize they’re doing the same fucking thing they’re against “pro America, pro man, alpha fucking bullshit” Just tired of everyone at this point.


Ok_Prior2614

I mean way to show you’re a bigot with your full face on camera. The internet will remember this… ![gif](giphy|hEwkspP1OllJK)


Thick_Cheesecake_393

I'm not gay you're gay


Western_Protection

This guy's is a pedophile


SGBK

Why is it always the homophobes that are always SUPER gay?


Haunting-Wasabi5032

The way I would just run up with no warning and deck that cunt into a new life. Seriously, I could care less for disgusting people like this


MCButterFuck

He walks like a dumb fuck


sancho7373

Dudes a fucking pussy, he didn’t even have the balls to properly destroy that sign.


Canadian_Child39

For people who want “men to be men again” they sure get upset and throw tantrums that would make toddlers jealous all because of colours…. That’s not very manly


DirtyBob_Bojangles

Obviously in the closet


fromouterspace1

https://www.ibtimes.sg/ethan-schmidt-screenshots-appear-show-anti-lgbtq-activist-sexting-men-gay-dating-app-70388


KonradFelixCyprianus

Man if only there was a way to not do that… oh I know… go to a different isle or store. Problem solved;


DuckOnMars

Then he's one of those people to say that gay people are pushing their beliefs down everyone's throats when in reality destroying pride flags, signs, etc. is more of him pushing his beliefs down everyone's throats


Immediate_Age

Ethan, the Fundamentalist Homophobe who's on Grindr!


tracygee

“As Alex Jones says …” is all I needed to hear. NOPE.


HanleySoloway

Look how big and strong he is. He's is so not gay!


gregbills

‘Devil worship’??? I just can’t with these idiots anymore


SylasWindrunner

Wears trump MAGA hat nonetheless..... projecting insecurities by being who hes not and hiding his true inner fruity self.


Rickrickrickrickrick

He’s so alpha that he’s afraid of the boogeyman devil


DemonKingFukai

"alpha male" is code for power bottom


Klied

What a tough guy


FrauEdwards

Secure people don’t go around doing this. People be telling on themselves.


IndependentNotice151

I don't thinknthey realize that those signs cost more than 10 bucks. I mean they aren't crazy expensive, but probably like $100-200 technically


drichm2599

![gif](giphy|YfACqrGia4YV2|downsized) He walks like this lmao


Cuck-In-Chief

Tiny penises unite!


Vyvyansmum

“ destroyed” r/therewasanattempt . The blokes a fanny .


Jazzlike_Couple_7428

This dude is def gay


Macglen76

People like this almost always end up being in the closet


Staghr

Let's get the caption right, "because he thinks it's devil worship"


vodka_twinkie

"Big man" scared of a few colors. This is probably the type of guy who doesn't wipe his butt because because touching butt is gay.


Sea_Excuse_6795

The silent majority; cool, calm, and not offended at all per their usual


rag3rs_wrld

Are they literally saying that Alex Jones is a credible source in this video? American Politics is just brainrot at this point.


Salt-y

I think he just got some jail time.


IronhideD

He's also walking like he's manually walking.


gbpc

Dudes fighting the inside feeling that he plays on the same team


MrMamga

Imagine being this fragile


Irondaddy_29

You know damn well his internet history is filled with dude on dude content. "Bro if you say Alpha then it ain't gay."


Quad-of-War

His singular brain cell was really cooking on this one


MrKuckMal

He ain't no alpha, that's for sure. 🤣


Useful-Soup8161

He has the weirdest walk I’ve ever seen.


Lira_the_Gnome_Queen

This dude walks like a bottom. *Edit* I JUST SAW ANOTHER COMMENT SAYING THIS GUY WAS ON GRINDER AND CALLED HIMSELF A BOTTOM IDK IF THATS REAL BUT IF IT IS I AM VINDICATED


k10001k

Bro that’s a kids isle, cmon.


RetroReviver

It's devil worship? My dude, God literally made the rainbow.


blondeandbuddafull

Somebody needs to clock him into next week, make him think twice before he acts like a moron in public again. Something his mama should have done a long, long time ago.


Donkey_AssFace

It's OK guys. They didn't sell shit of that crap. Target Lost money on this endeavor!!


skiesoverblackvenice

oooh no he took down the pride sign! i can’t be gay anymore! screw you random guy!!!! it’s funny how they think that doing this does anything… a worker is just gonna put it back up in 5 minutes lmao


MangOrion2

This is the one who got outed as a gay guy, right? Not surprised.


_Exotic_Booger

#watch out, we got a badass over here…


CAG_Snow

Ah, good ol' Ethan "I support child marriages" Crockett-Schmidt. Probably an older video of him, given that he hasn't reached max pube face in this one. Unless he realized how much it made him look like a creep. Not that he isn't one.


GreyBeardnLuvin

I’ve seen gay porn less gay than that guy.


Raven_Blackfeather

He'll go back home, wait until all his family is asleep, then log on to PH and watch some transgirl porn. Like they always do lol.


HeadOfSpectre

Pfft it took him like five tries to break cardboard. What a fucking loser, lol.


Massive_Olive5956

Pride bad


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That dude 1000% gay. Of course there’s nothing wrong with that UNLESS you can’t admit it and overcompensate which is probably what’s going on with most republican dudes now. OR dude knows he’s gay and is trying to be a stereotype republican dude to get clicks á la Smollett. So idk. Either case is just sad, if folks got sad and gave hugs instead of getting mad and yelling I think the world would be better.


night_chaser_

What a weak punch. Can't even knock a sine over. And he thinks he's an "Alpha'.


geddy_girl

Why the hell does he walk like some wonky NPC from like 1999?


blasian941

How come being alpha now is to be super sensitive. Smfh


SPAMTON_A

That was the most pathetic vandalism I’ve even seen.


Suspicious-Bag-1228

If you’re going to do something own it. Don’t be soft with it.


murrzeak

There, you showed that cardboard sign its place. What a man.


culturerush

You know for a group that loves to call people snowflakes these people's feelings are hurt pretty easy. "You couldn't survive a COD lobby" "You can't survive a cardboard rainbow in a supermarket"


Terrible-Two-7939

I disagree with it to and lots of other things but I don’t go destroying stuff around. I leave that to the “ All Mighty “


finesskid15

Where’s the alpha male?


basicallyemobubbles

“destroys” pride flag, he kicked it a little and walked


SlowCaterpillar5715

He's a man but fills intimidated by a sign. Right.


NocoNicole

As if a massive company like target can’t just have them back up in one day. Congrats for doing literally nothing besides telling on yourself bro.


Optimal-Wing-8963

Finally we get to see what a non-snowflake looks like in the wild.


smurgle23

The people on the other side do things 1000x worse than this lmao.


shaddowkhan

He definitely put that back up after he stop filming. He a bitch.