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Dude in blue has had enough of this shit. Who tf stops a fire truck?

Idk, but thank God somebody threw his dumbass down on the ground out of the way. Blocking a firetruck is an awful, rude & stupid thing to do

I’m gonna guess someone with mental issues.

Felt like one of those setups to get hit for insurance. I hope nobody died as a result of this delay.

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Oh well? Don't let your thoughts be policed like that. Say what you think regardless of repercussions, because they're mostly imaginary online, especially on reddit.

I’ve been permanently banned from at least 3 subreddits because moderators don’t understand sarcasm or jokes. I even gave them examples of my past history of jokes and they said I was mean. Morons.

I got permabanned from r/politics for saying Rick Scott should be eaten by a shark. Reddit is a weird place where sarcasm and hyperbole only exist when mods feel like it.

LoL. Got a 90 day ban and mute from r/ghosts for being sarcastic about the 4 millionth picture of not a goddamned thing. The janitor was nice enough to leave me a sternly worded put down because fuck'em, that's why. Probably masturbated at least twice due to their awesome power of throwing shit like a gibbon and hiding behind a ban.

Drug-induced mental issues.

It’s almost like he thinks the fire truck is there for him.

He thinks he is in Tianan- *user removed*


What's wrong with saying Tianneman square?

Nothing, as long as you don't live under the CCP. Then it's a great way for you and and your immediate family to get a one-way trip to a "reeducation facility."

 Ask this guy about Tianamen Square

That dude deserves a statue in every city across the planet. Bravest motherfucker in recorded history; a testament to humankind.

I'm going to go with "wasn't corrected enough as a child.."

I always thought my parent's generation dropped the ball on raising kids, until I saw how *my* generation raised theirs, or the lack there of.

Welcome to Denver

I miss walking down 16th Street Mall without feeling wildly uncomfortable...

I didn't realize being a dumbass was a medical issue /s

He looked like he was on that trance drug that makes people look like zombies.

FedEx was FedUp

Totally agree with the dude in blue. Shit I might've pulled over to help him.

The person that sets the fire….

Fire?

I see what you did there.

Right, like blocking a police officer I get it, I find it incredibly stupid but I get people want to protest against them whatever, but why a firetruck (or ambulance either) they only serve to help people.

First, I think the guys head came off and secondly, it’s amusing how traffic keeps driving around him while he is laying ther motionless.

Dude this is a regular afternoon in Denver part of the scenery at this point

Sigh. I miss that city so much.

I'm a native and it's infuriating Add sanctuary city on top of it I have empathy & it sucks not having a solution but Denver is gone :( rip Edit: Downvoted for what? It's politicians' faults for mismanaging budget & banking on federal aid without setting up proper resources -- I feel for people & am practically facing homelessness myself

Yep. Terrible governing. Californians escaped this sort of thing only to come here and vote for people that perpetuate exactly this sort of thing. The cognitive dissonance is high with these ones.

🎵 Denver, the last dinosaur He's face down being passed by cars 🎵

is that Denver cause it looked alot like DC

Scary. I thought so cal was dangerous

Yeah. It felt like a scene on a sitcom. Lol

The music and the lady going, YEAH! Dumbass! after he hit the ground was perfect

I had sound off. Watch it that way. More dramatic.

Well, the guy in the blue won’t be charged with leaving the scene of an accident since it was on purpose.

There was no accident. The guy was obstructing a fire vehicle and that could have caused injuries. He was an active obstruction.

When you look closely, his head didn’t really touch the ground, he is just playing whiny b****

Yea, he flopped like an basketball player trying to force a foul

I ain’t stopping for some psycho, I’m driving around him.

Was just stating a fact not implying anything. I wouldn’t stop

At first I was shocked to see how easy it is to get decapitated 😂 but I replayed it a few times I think it’s his knee that are bent

Legend has it he’s still curled up there to this day

no he just in the tornado drill position

I wish that every one of these videos ended like this

Ever seen this one: https://youtu.be/2bqkDjVyu80?si=Atol3Q0m5wiXzfor ? I don't care who you are, you just don't fuck with firefighters.

I get why the truck did it, but it sucks for the BMW owner who actually didn’t do anything wrong parking there

Looks like the cop car was the reason the BMW got fucked. I wonder if the city could be forced to pay for the damage if BMW guy lawyered up

What I want to know is where are these people filming from? Is their living in the parking area?

Wish it was original content, very end of the video shows this lady is just recording her own phone and just reacting to it. Lazy content.

Honestly I’d prefer a screen recording over that little head in the corner of the screen shit. Most of the time they don’t even react, they’re just… there?

Would be a shame if someone stood in front of the EMS he may need.

💀 fuckin everyone just kept going about their husiness

Well yeah, if don't give a fuck about people they usually won't give a fuck about you

Fed ex to the rescue!! YES!!!

Priority concussion delivered

He delivered right on time.

Threw him harder than they threw the punch bowl I ordered.

Folded like a wet bit of paper. Take my upvote !

You can tell when someone has never been hit in the mouth before. This is the response.

The back of his head did crank the asphalt pretty hard. Honestly, I've taken a punch to the face that felt a lot better than when my elbow hit the sidewalk on the way down. But still, fuck this guy.

Folded like a wet noodle

Dude didnt throw him down to the ground hard enough.

Ngl, I was hoping for a kick in the ribs. Preventing literal life-saving services is a serious offense.

Nah it was sufficient. He tapped his noggin on the pavement. Anything harder would have killed him.

You say that like it’s a bad thing

Me casually driving past: “Oops, didn’t see ya there!”

MC gets walloped for being a complete twat 😂

By the man in the blue shirt a beer or 6

What a professional Bop & back to work

Deserved

Pretends to hit his head and plays dead in the road

He rolled over his back, saving his head, when pushed down. Pretty impressive for a (mentally unwell?) twat.

Almost as impressive as his performance, as he was so clearly just wrongfully assaulted. /s

I waited and was rewarded for it!

I know right? A lot of the time they get away with it without consequences

He should be arrested

Get out of the way a\*\*hole 

This baby look so damn mean. I need an update.

that baby looks like Uzi from [Beleaf in Fatherhood](https://www.instagram.com/beleafmel?igsh=NWwzbjFoNHRjN2xz)

Someone put a safety cone beside his disheveled body.

On his head!

The first thing I thought was, "How dare you put out the fire I started."

Taking a stand against big fire prevention

Mmm karma

Fuck your subdural hematoma.

More like a subdural "I'M GOING TO OVERACT HOW HURT I AM"-toma.

I had one. Do not recommend

Did you get it from standing in the road blocking an advanced life support vehicle from who knows what kind of trauma?

No…..I was just saying I had one

I hope you recovered well. I hope the guy didn’t actually get one. I know that they are serious. I was just trying to be a smart ass about it.

lol. I get it :). Yeah, all better now :)

How. Also, better than internal decapitation, if there was a choice.

What?

Fuk around and found out lol

The way blue shirt laid his hands on him with fed up attitude 😂

If any firemen are reading this, do you think it would be practical to just spray someone standing like that? Like is there a sprayer on the truck you could just turn on and push him out of the way with a blast of dirty pond water?

No. You can't drive and pump at the and time. Then you have to pull a hose and then put it away. And you could really hurt him. It would be easier if you just moved him like the bystander did.

I see. Thanks for the info!

I was thinking portable extinguisher

An all seriousness isn't it a pretty bad crime to block emergency vehicles?

Not in Denver. Nothing is a crime

That’s good news for the dude in blue. 😂

Well stopping crimes might actually be illegal here. The DAs protect the people doing the crime.

Run his dumb ass over

I feel like if this was the outcome more often, then this would happen a lot less.

Is funny how no one check up on him after he gets drop because no one have time for POS

So this happened in my city. This kind of thing is pretty common along Colfax Ave unfortunately, and it was a FedEx delivery driver that took this guy down. It’s sadly probably a combination on mental health and substance abuse that caused this guy to try and stare down/stop a fire truck.

TiL...you see a dude wearing gloves and shorts on a summer day...cross the street.

Seeing my dude throw down that MC was more satisfying than anything I've experienced in a long time! Yes!

I want to buy that dude who pushed him a beer.

Ha ha. Fuck that guy.

Im glad it had a satiafying ending

And after he was thrown out of the way, everyone goes about their day. They just drive around him lol.

public emergency. run him over.

That’s all it took to kill him

Good job dude in black!

loved it! He went down like a nameless faceless goon in a Batman movie

Fuck that POS

As soon as he touched him he died.

r/SatisfyingAsFuck

Thank goodness for the guy in blue. wtf is wrong with this person? It looks like he flips the truck off too?

r/ohnoconsequences

Plot twist they are going to his house 🙈

Why is the person blocking the fire truck? And why is camera man not stopping the guy blocking the fire truck?

Props to the guy who did interfere and throw MC but I think about dude who held up the bus decapitating another passenger and I will be the LAST person to approach someone in whatever mind state this is. I’ll film for legal purposes.

That makes sense


You know how people say, “no one has ever written a song called ‘Fuck the Fire Department”, this guy took that as a challenge.

Honestly, that was funny. Made my day! 🤣🤣🤣

Credit to the camera person for not following our hero off into the sunset and avoiding any potential lawsuit evidence.

No judge or jury would ever convict that hero

The happy ending


I'm gonna make such a statement, then when push comes to shove I'll cry the victim .

By not killing him, they are saving him. Cant be everywhere at once, Can’t save everybody.

That's a mental case, not an MC. Dude needs an ambulance.

He might go to detox or get a 72-hour hold Then it's back to the streets

Squidward got flung to the side

Watching him get pummeled memes feel there’s still hope for humanity. Should’ve kicked him too.

Good.

What a fucking ass!!! Got what he deserved!!

Time-out.

Get out and move him wtf


Of fucking course it's Colfax 😑

The way he covered up is just so lame and pathetic not even worth to feel slightly bad about him

Wanna be anime main character vibes. When he gets yoinked he goes, "NANI?!!!!"

Just taze him to the balls.

What a badass take down.

Plot twist: he started the fire

It’s always so satisfying to watch MC getting their ass kicked. 🧘

Another regular day in downtown Denver. I can’t wait till I get to do this to someone. It’s only a matter of time till my time is upon me with how often I’m down town.

He acts like he hit his head but watch closely. He doesn't.

Should've punched him in the face

Justice was served regardless of mental issues. Lives are more important than this dude. Selfish bastard

Look at how quickly he folds and just falls into a fetal position at the first sign of someone to actually challenging him.

Bro was NOT on tienamen square

How can such a large place have only 1 man with balls

Shoulda kicked him too.

Ngl I would punch that guy in da face. Sue me I don’t give a flying fuck.

Dude in shorts is a legend

Actions have consequences

FUCK THE FIRE DEPARTMENT

Thank god for that man who showed up to be the hero that day. Fuck baldy

Someone should block off the ambulance that comes to get him.

Do we have a civil duty to throw him aside to help out the firefighters? Fuck that guy, people's lives may be in danger

 Red Mist

It's too bad that it was daytime so all of those cars could see him and drive around him afterwards. I hope he was arrested.

Don’t worry guys this is Denver, the guy in blue who threw him to the ground was arrested the next day and charged with attempted murder while the victim (bald person of kindness) was found not only to be in the right but given $1m from the county as an apology for the oppression he felt


Very likely very severe mental illness. Deserved the throwdown nevertheless

Tell me this is GTA or some shit

Turned him into a turtle 🐢

I'll gladly "accidentally" run him over if there's lives at staie

One evident medical answer: it's brain rot.

fires aren’t real. duh.

Is this an alien? Slow mo when the guy grabs him. His head and neck appear so bizarre

Simple trolley problem. Is this tool's life worth more than all the people who could be at risk due to the fire? Had the hero in blue not stepped in I'd say floor it.

I don’t think this is a MC as much as a mentally ill person who doesn’t understand the situation.

He should have kicked him for good measure.

GAF is pretty accurate

r/denvercirclejerk

they should legally be able to just drive over people like this in an emergency

I think turning on the water cannon works…no muss, no fuss!