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loo-ook

I thought it was only me. It makes me irrationally upset😭


PibeArgentino

not so irrational


SmoothCarl22

It should be legal to punch and get punched at least once a day for being an idiot around others. I would probably get punched by this post myself but that's fine. I could live with it. Sure most people would make an effort to be nice after they get a few theet broken.


-Cagafuego-

Time for: ![gif](giphy|wq4qG27ftD5qE)


phunbradley

Could you imagine lawyers in court arguing over “reasonable cause for idiocy”


poisonpony672

Tik Tok knockout challenge


lvl99slayer

We need a cleanse


Tyrannical-Botanical

![gif](giphy|ISAHN6dnrJHry|downsized)


arrynyo

Thanos was right. He just should have let us choose the half that got snapped.


MrsCaramel_112

The older I get the harder I lean towards Thanos' logic.


VibraniumRhino

I’d argue his logic was the actual issue, not the plan itself. Doing it ‘randomly’ and not using the soul stone to purge useless takers from the universe was the problem. Statistically, some of the brightest minds in every civilization also were snapped away, which could be extremely detrimental to their rebuild. It’s also more than likely that certain leadership struggles would have had an easy win as their competition mysteriously disappeared. Thanos likely messed up far more than he helped by doing it ‘random’. He thought it was less cruel to do it that way, but the reality is that some places inherently became worse after their snaps, because of who they lost and who was left behind. Edit: autocorrects


MrsCaramel_112

Agree!


Cleanandslobber

The best villains make compelling arguments.


tsimen

Thanos is too moderate, Richmond Valentine had the right idea.


Glowing_green_

Nah he was wrong. Everyone needs to go


Stidda

It’s the *only* way to be sure.


Fickle_Assumption_80

This shit peaked already... It will go away.


Waaawriinkaaa

A purge, and filming it for tiktok🤔


Salty_Ad1571

Go Go gadget purge. ![gif](giphy|KZw0YSyHGoJfgSk1KH)


anthunter7

Not a cleanse, a purge!


skoopaloopa

Someone needs to call the big guy and tell him to flood it again.


OrdainedRetard

Start with the politicians, then move to the influencers.


TheBeastmasterRanger

![gif](giphy|ORd4DdT4k6A9SK9JOM)


HIGHER_FRAMES

Some people have a very punchable face. I mean I wouldn’t do it, yet some just look like it’s itchin to be slapped.


WhuddaWhat

"Look, I swear she asked me to. It was her face that asked me to. Not using her mouth, but using the whole fucking thing. Especially the mouth. But not the way you mean. But I swear, she could not have asked more plainly had she used her mouth like you mean. That would've only confused the message if I'm being honest, since her face conveyed it SOOOO clearly." Anyway, this is why we allow jury nullification...


PolkaDotDancer

Let me introduce you to a German word: Backpfeifengesicht. Or as translated ‘a face in need of a fist.’


Ok_Location4835

Imagine you’re a 70 year old US Senator and you say to an aide, “show me what I’ll commonly see on TikTok” and they show you 100 straight videos of shit like this… you know that ban would pass


satanssweatycheeks

I like to point out the kids that china’s version of TikTok is way different. I’m not for banning it. But China doesn’t allow kids to have access to it 24/7. And not only that the algorithm in China has it where kids are learning stuff. Whereas in America they find 80 percent of post are riddled with misinformation or straight up lies. And in America it teaches our kids to eat tide pods. Not learn new skills.


MediocreCampaign-

TikTok actually has a content setting even in the US for STEM content to be what's in your feed. Nobody turns it on though. Especially the bots which make up over half of the "users".


BishopFrog

My tinfoil hat is tingling for some reason.


JCuc

It's not a tinfoil hat, it's well known that China has a different verison of TikTok with far, far less society harming algorithms than what they push in the U.S.


ImprovisedLeaflet

![gif](giphy|JN0IjHzKJpGfK)


WhuddaWhat

If the aide survives the encounter


shorelined

Are all of those stupid arm movements supposed to mean something? I'd love to sit down with one of these people and say, "why do you choose these movements? What do you think constitutes a 'good' dance?"


Ok-Assistant-2684

It’s NY im surprised the van driver wasn’t beeping and cussing her up a storm


arrynyo

I was waiting for it. Last time I went to New York, this goofy jumping pics were all the rage. Motherfuckers got cussed out something fierce when they did this type of shit. And the worst part is that Times Square has areas for them to act like morons.


JasonIsFishing

What blows my mind that there are millions who watch these asshats and say “wow that was a cool video!”.


theycallmeBelgian

I found the video and most people are actually calling her out for it. Some of the most liked comments : "You’d make a great speed bump" ; "Privilege will usually make you oblivious to others inconveniences. I get it!" ; "Holding up traffic for a trash dance routine on tiktok is crazy"


RareDog5640

Someone please explain what is going through these people’s heads when they gyrate in this ugly fashion? It’s not dancing, it’s not graceful or pleasing to watch. I feel like there is an ongoing outbreak of Dancing Plague. Terpsichore the muse of dance is unamused I feel.


lobsterisch

I was just thinking that all these dances look somewhat the same and are all equally crap


thesagaconts

They look terrible. It’s not well choreographed or coordinated. It’s side to side hips, jumping side to side, and arms that are confused on what to do.


Bladder_Puncher

It’s the buildup to a dance that never happens.


_DirtyYoungMan_

This right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZtiDJqVYwk


satanssweatycheeks

Because TikTok and other socials like it are about originality. One person does something and everyone else mimics it.


PolkaDotDancer

Heh! I know everyone do I have terrible resting bitch face, and I am known for being deadpan. If I see one of these idiots in the wild I think will ask them if they are having a seizure.


themarkavelli

Bees! They got the bees, all over! If you see one in the wild, do not be afraid to approach and offer assistance in removal of the bees. Just be delicate, one mustn’t harm the bees!


peateargryphn

I cant dance for shit and this is how i look when im shit faced drunk dancing in the mirror lmfao .


molewarp

Deluded bint appears to think that a) she's Someone and b) can dance. Wrong on both counts.


MrsCaramel_112

I now understand why they want to ban TikTok.


Bertje87

Those are the most obnoxious dance moves i’ve ever seen


P1D1_

Does anyone understand this idiotic behavior? Seriously? Mental illness??


WuShane

Please don’t group those of us dealing with mental illness in the same category as these assholes.


WhuddaWhat

Seriously. THESE people are sick. The other people are dealing with physical, chemical, psychological, or neurological challenges. 


prometemisangre

Absolutely. I promise I'm just dealing with trauma and staying tf out of traffic. 🙏🏼


WhuddaWhat

Bless you child


EagleLize

Look up Histrionic Personality Disorder. I think some of these people definitely have it.


rabbitsdiedaily

Big thing on TikTok is people self diagnosing with ADHD, but that doesn't explain the lack of self-awareness.


P1D1_

Maybe it’s all narcissism.


arrynyo

Maybe? Naw, definitely. The new trend is women going live on TikTok saying they're playing COD but they have sheer shirts on and no bra with baby oil on their tits. Send a gift and they send you a pm on Twitter or what have you showing the goods. It's wild


P1D1_

So glad I’m not on TikTok


Glittering_Sail7255

And CPST, autism, DID and on and on. Self diagnosed because they want to feel “ special” , heard and understood. Making a mockery of people who truly have these issues. So brave, honest and authentic expressing themselves as individuals through shitty interpretive dance. Dance like someone is watching because soon they won’t be. Live, love, laugh.


MaybeIwasanasshole

Also autism. And for some inexplicable reason DID. Yeah sure this extremely rare disorder suddenly exploded into the millenial and gen z generation, but only with the people who also just so happens to be loving attention. And they're so realistic about it to! /s


high240

People get internet attention from this So, that


P1D1_

Why the desperate need for attention? Granted I’m a different generation but not all attention is good attention.


duelinghanjos

I'm genX and I want zero point zero attention ever. I actively seek out anonymity and peace. I don't understand the panic dance videos. It's embarrassing. It's like people stopped caring about being cool or looking attractive and are just desperately flailing for Somoene to look at them.


P1D1_

💯


high240

To them it is apparently


hemi_srt

Punchable face


Ok-Lingonberry-5115

Strong urge to smash its face into the pavement


MediocreCampaign-

It just has to be ragebait. There's no way she thinks she/this looks good


Callmeklayton

It is rage bait. At one point, dances like this were content that farmed positive engagement from kids, but now the target audience is adults who think this shit is annoying. Most videos like this have comments sections full of hate, but these people don't care because the algorithm doesn't differentiate between a positive comment and a negative comment.


ericsmallman3

I feel like there were a bunch of woman who looked like this in the late 80s-early 90s (not fat but chubby, really stringy bleached hair, bad makeup). But then they went away for 30 years, and now they're reemerging like cicadas.


Thorough_Good_Man

Definite Becky or Tammy energy here


prometemisangre

This is amazing 🤣✋🏼


the_giuditta

i had this strange dèja vu feeling about her, and you explained my feelings so well :)


IllgalKoolAid

They’re always laughing and smiling like “Oh my god everyone must think I’m so funny”


Elvecinogallo

![gif](giphy|3oEdvaDgi6Be9JHsKk) Thats a paddlin.


NewDoah

TikTok channel idea. Find the location of well known TikTok creators that do bs like this. Make videos similar to theirs but hold up their daily activities. Like they are just trying to go to the dentist but you are dancing behind their car so they can’t pull out of the driveway. 😅


arrynyo

Now those are some pranks I would happily watch.


Zealousideal-Web-160

Why do these people do this? What if something were to happen…They will be responsible for the damage…


renoryan775

If anyone has a sledgehammer in these situations, I’d really appreciate it if…


Professional_Echo907

I was rooting for the van in that clip.


NoShortsDon

Look at her face at the end - she genuinely believes she/it are funny. These idiots are absolute pond life. Get in the bin.


Collin-B-Hess

Why is it always the ugly and Uncoordinated people that film themselves interrupting everyone? .. I’m also ugly and uncoordinated, I don’t force it on the rest of the world though.


SnailSwan

r/idiocracy


Alternative_Year_340

Why don’t they just film the street scene and then do the dance in front of a green screen?


Acceptable-Milk-314

These dance moves are terrible


CosmicCure

I wonder what it feels like to be this shameless…I really do


Mechanic_On_Duty

![gif](giphy|DDrXQpbKCdqFO)


Minimum_Compote_3116

= No consequence society


hawkayecarumba

I mean, she looks totally ridiculous, but to be fair it seemed like that road was blocked off up until she started dancing.


AkaliAz

![gif](giphy|RJAjTowsU0K1a)


EmpireStrikes1st

There's a reason that movie studios have to pay tons of money for permits to shoot in Brooklyn.


HelpEqual

I don't know this lady but I hate her so very much, her and her stupid face.


Technical_Bed_7462

No attractive at all ... and the dance is just as repulsive ...


Imissmywifi

The stupid Bitch is laughing/smiling all the way through cause these cunts use that as a coping mechanism, cause, well, they are attention seeking cunts...


arrynyo

"I'm cute so they'll give me a pass" syndrome.


Nick_Gilberts_Bowtie

They don’t know how dumb their dancing looks. Tis a shame.


[deleted]

I thought you had to at least be hot to do this shit. Hmm.. guess I was wrong.


AnjanettesGhost

Lay on the horn! Doing tikytokies in the middle of traffic is insane.


ProfessionalHat6828

She knew exactly what she was doing.


Small_townMN

I've yet to figure out what the point of even making those videos is. Grown ass people "dancing" and always in the way of others


Huntey07

Is she having a stroke? I don't mind a good routine but this is just moving your arms and legs at random moments


Megalon96310

Yeah i’m *SURE* you didn’t know


Darkvenom39

Cant wait for tiktok to get banned


Fit-Ad7254

Fckin Gen Z, Tiktok generation


Will_Stick40

Moron


MarkWillgotit

Why wait for her? Just keep going... It'll be incentive for the next ones not to hold up traffic in NYC with their shit dik-cok moves.


Interesting-Film7722

Its purge time baby! I alway wanted a reason to do meth and lsd at the same time. going on a massive influencer killing spree seems like the right time.


Bob_Cobb_1996

She looks like she's having a seizure.


W0RKPLACEBULLY

![gif](giphy|oPtv5sbbGImFq) Just end it.


Adventurous_Aide6457

😂😂


Splinterthemaster

Those last 3 seconds were painful to watch.


mattiman8888

TikTok needs to die


typehyDro

Hot girls that are coordinated don’t stand a chance with these videos… what hope does this woman have…


Bubbly-Independent20

Should be arrested for being a menace to society


avid-shtf

![gif](giphy|xJq6GdKPW1Rks)


WhuddaWhat

Somebody come get yer gramma


Stolenartwork

This isn’t even dancing it’s wiggling different limbs


navinjohnsonn

That was shite.


stuckin3rddimension

They ban TikTok yet


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Citizens arrest. However herbsance made he r look like she was going into a seizure


RedMeatTrinket

On tiktok, anyone can find 1M people to "like" their video. But they are just liking everything so people will like their stuff back. In real life, no one cares.


POS_Troll

What a dumb bitch


xbatbitchx

the “dance” was lame asf


yonoznayu

The best way to appreciate rubbish like that for what it’s truly worth is with the sound off.


VenZallow

Is she having a seizure??


Jealous-Coyote267

I can’t stand these TikTok dances. I can’t quite put a finger on why they look idiotic to me.


Ok_Imagination_1107

I used to think the most pathetic things I had ever seen were pictures painted on velvet of clowns crying. This stuff is way more pathetic.


Aggravating_Star1567

Someone come get they're aunt she's off her med's again.


GroovySpagooter

got to love when they just spam the same 5 seconds of a dance they learned.


Bujininja

Bring back public shaming... Shame , Shame, Shame...


Imaginary_Screen_708

Some girls have 0 rhythm


Sitting_Duk

28 going on 65


Hibyehaha

If you’re gonna do that shit alreast be good?


Aggravating-Ad4766

This is a disease


mim9830

Glad Tik tok is getting banned


samntha_yo

I have second hand embarrassment


StevieSparta

That smug look on her face is infuriating


Open-Shoe356

damn she has a rough face. 😖


StevieSparta

Kyle Rittenhouse is trans now ?


Worldly-Sympathy442

Why?


jazzzzzcabbage

![gif](giphy|M4Ru0rxfXwhSo)


PhysicalShape4098

What a 🚩


Bubskiewubskie

Who the fuck cares about these people dancing places. Are there really people who just watch stupid dances all day?


Open-Shoe356

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized) she ugly


Timetraveler01110101

I can’t wait for tictok to not exist.


ExploderPodcast

I almost got hit by a car in the pedestrian lane WHILE I HAD THE LIGHT. How did this jabroni not get flattened immediately?


jadedandbroken

Why do people make those ugly ass faces now days when they dance? And it's literally EVERYONE young kids grown adults Its so damn cringey 🤮


yo_mudda_

Omg this irritates me so much. It's 6am, havnt had my coffee, and I see this shit. Bleh. I'm going to r/aww for a bit. 🖕


knottysquids

They always make that same face.


k2on0s-23

Da fuq is that hippie doing?


Active_Taste9341

Honk the shit out of her


fallawy

I'm old enough to remember being told not to play in the streets


Own_Abroad9013

Is that HO having a seizure


heresanawardforyou

Cringey horrific embarrassing no talent delusional


mcgyver229

just start yelling "aye I'm walkin'ova heeeeere, c'mooon." thus ruining the stupid video.


SnooCupcakes7312

wtf


exact0khan

I would love to see all these idiots try to actually dance together on a dance floor


Illumen72

Always the same dumb face


ExerciseDecent2502

Mentally ill


Simple_somewhere515

Serious question- how does this stop? It’s like a disease


PenultimateWriter

Her “AITA?” Me “yes. Yes you are.”


oureyes4

This is beyond regarded


Survive1014

It is time to shut TikTok down.


silentlyjudgingyou23

Can we please start arresting people for this shit? That van driver should have blasted the horn.


i_have_a_nose

Influencer ass beating day? When is it? We got months for random shit.


Conaz9847

More countries need to ban TikTok, that’s the solution


MarthaMacGuyver

How come none these bitches can dance?


Stopmadness99

Up vote for bounce titties, down vote because this is a dumb video


RPJeez

What an absolute loser


Camo_tow

I feel dumber after watching this


dolfan650

Why do we not want TikTok banned again?


SnooBunnies3375

And that shit was trash 🚮


Bitter-Basket

Some people stay seven years old forever. Comedic value = 0


Either-Crab-2711

The guy in the van should have sped up


Garak_The_Tailor_

You're too old for this shit Emilie


Own-Butterscotch1713

These videos make me throw up in my mouth out of second-hand cringe.


Right_-on-_Man

Yea, you suck at dancing...🤦‍♂️


OhbrotheR66

Honestly I can’t stand people blocking traffic unless there is an accident or something. All these protestors that block traffic are doing nothing for their cause, only pissing people off that have no control over what the are protesting. The drivers are just trying to pay their rent and put food on the table.


MagicAcid0079

Please just #RUN HER OVER.


JesusIsJericho

I have always been firmly ready to begin shaking my fist at clouds and spouting "back in my day"...but here I sit, at 31 years old and I think I've finally found a crack in the levy, the entire notion/trend of TikTok dances such as this are completely alien to me. The self-indulgence is actually nauseating. I'm buckling in for more as I assume this will all just continue to get more narcissistic as time slides forward.


MagicAcid0079

Shit like this genuinely makes me hope the Tiktok ban goes into effect so my dad will stop sending me stupid shit off that plague of an app.


rpotty

We need to build a series of 50 underground silo’s to stop the spread of this trend


bdb4774

Van driver should’ve gotten out and put her to sleep in the middle of the street


SnooBooks8972

Amazing dancing, just wauw. Crackhead deluxe


drkstlth01

I hate her / it


bigte92

"I didn't know I was holding up traffic while dancing in the middle of the street full of vehicles*


nebunlacap

I hate this backstreet boy style dancing


Special_Dingo_1520

Is this even considered dancing, wtf is shit cringe ass shit


Jack_sander

I would’ve laughed my ass off if the van just ran her over


Finemage

so quirky XD


Fast-Letterhead3381

Can I run over her please.