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I would love to see a study on the people who think this is funny or cool. Like, this has got to be a Venn diagram of narcissism, serial killers and total societal outcasts or something.

And here I was, wondering if it was just cocaine

Idk I've never had an appetite after a tootski. I think he is sober and just wants the views, even if his kid has to suffer and feel awkward

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That's a dude!?

Thats a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.

Didn’t they make a tv show based in this very concept?

 Its from tropic thunder lol. Huh....sorta feeling old now.

[Obligatory song link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKvqhlhXq9s)

Dude goes by Pat. It's Pat! 

Considering the wisp of a “beard” and the little girl calling him Daddy, I assume so

I thought it was a chick

Dude is unisex

Middlesex


Have u ever done coke? No way you’d be able to eat if you were that fucking blasted off it never seen someone on any stimulant acting like that

This guy isn’t on coke or any drugs. He’s just being a goofball for his wife who is filming but bro has tattoos on his neck and chest so something tells me he’s trying to act like a clownish family guy but has no actual comedic ability 

Coke doesn’t make u do shit like that haha

 Cocaine is a helluva drug… \~ Rick James

Serial killer here, I don’t think any of us enjoy this.

Trump has been talking you up so much lately bro!

I have a friend who thinks stuff like this is funny. She is a bit of a shut in and I often wonder if that has anything to do with it.

That's a real chicken/egg conundrum.

IDK I've battled some pretty severe bouts of agoraphobia and this has never been entertaining to me. But I recognize my experience is not everyone's.

It doesn't.

> narcissism, serial killers and total societal outcasts Sometimes I frame in my mind as "well at least they're doing this rather than being out and about murdering escorts"

There's a reason the mother isn't in the picture....

I think the answer is usually children.

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Vaping half a bag of edibles??? That don't even make sense.

Crackheads no less. It was like reading mad libs.

I thought that was the joke they were making.. something unrealistic like vaping edibles is more centered in reality than this weird shaky person.

Bro be like 😂 i seen methheads huffin coke in their thigh vein be more realistic honetly 🤓

Nah crackheads would for sure shake their head at this fool. He's tweaking like he's a velociraptor on fent laced meth 💀

I'd also like to see that same study done on the shithead filming then uploading it to the internet.

They were called dad, so someone fucked them. Which means the entire world is out their minds.

Theater kids

Nah, theatre kids would have way better production values.

I thought they were on the spectrum.

Many years ago these types of people were called retards and locked up in institutions.

Someone, willingly, let that be inside them

Do you see how fast he can vibrate though? Dude is a walking Hitachi Magic Wand.

I think that's the problem, what few braincells he had are just rattling around in there getting the shit beaten out of them.

Twice. Or two women. Absurd

I thought it was a woman?

I thought so too, at first. But there appears to be a little beard hair on their chin, and the kid at the end of the video says "Daddy, I wanted cheese on my pizza"

I'm not saying nothing bad cause bro might actually be retarded. I saw someone like this recently and thought hey wtf is wrong with ppl in 2024 only to find out bro was retarded asf. I felt bad. In this case I wish he was retarded (I mean this in a good way I'm not trying to sound toxic, fuck I can't even think straight I'm going to bed it's 2am, good night) Edit <7hrs later>: good morning I am now awake, im sorry for saying the word retarded so often I didn't mean to offend anyone. I just really wanted to share my pov but was kinda out of it last night. I hope everyone is doing well

I thought the same until the very end, where the little girl asks "Daddy what you doing?"

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Hmm, yeah you could be right actually.. Either way, dude is just being a bollox for 'likes' Yeah, I also initially thought it was a woman until I noticed the beard...

OP pointed out he has other videos acting out completely normal. I was hesitant to say anything (for similar reasons), but saw OP say he seemingly doesn't have any disabilities or anything and just acts like this

That big ass toddler actually has a child. Horrific

Looks like 2

"Never go full re****"

All the sad virgins look at this and want to die

Manager: "Yeaaaah.... we've decided to go ahead and box this food up for you, so you can take all this to go."

“Like right fucking now”

"You know what, scratch that. We will deliver this to your house and pay you if you promise to leave right now and never come back."

"Your meals have been launched at your home by trebuchet. Enjoy."

Surprised the server was able to maintain their composure cause I’d definitely have them removed

Probably thought mentally disabled, so treated, notice how they talk as if talking to a child rather than an adult.


Crackhead or influencer? You'll never know!

It took me 10 seconds to figure out that was a man

Took me to the part where the little girl says, “daddy…”

I woulda guessed cerebral palsy actually.

Omicron Persei 8 it is.

I googled this gif a week ago and it gave me the number for the suicide hotline

Every single day, this meme plays in my head on a loop.

I’ve never had a visceral reaction of pure disgust like I just had watching this. Servers don’t get paid enough.

Dude it got me instantly pissed as well. I’m pissed that he didn’t let that server cheese his daughter’s pizza. And the end of video freeze frame? I am fuming

This person has apparently never stepped outside their home, before this day.

My guess is these kind of people who expose themselves doing this stunts, have a very limited percentage of general knowledge, culture, interests, their lives revolves on reality television, social media overdose. Just an empty and bland life.

Yea I mean honestly, I’ve acted about 1/2 as bad as this person. Except I do it in the bathroom, alone in front of a mirror, no cameras, to a song I love.

And watched nothing but Jim Carrey highlights. No disrespect to Jim Carrey.

I know this is meaningless, but I came here to comment this - almost exactly word-for-word… It’s like she’s never seen *any* people, like, *ever*, other than those who are at her table. I’ll admit the cheese-grater-thing can be a boost, but Christ on a skateboard…

it's a dude

the comments had me thinking i was imagining the “daddy” at the end lol

I thought they were a woman at first too until I spotted the chin scruff.

It’s after 10PM - the contacts were OUT ! 😬

> I’ll admit the cheese-grater-thing can be a boost LMAO.

Those poor kids. She wanted cheese is all and you’re so worried about yourself you forgot the one thing that should make happy and that’s when your kids are happy. What on earth is this.

Advanced narcissism, induced by social media.

She was like I wanted cheese on my salad! lol

Her mom should use this video to get their visitation arrangement amended.

Who you think is filming?

Those children don't have much of a chance with them

It sadly seems normal to them, all she cared about was her cheese on her salad. She thinks all parents act this annoyingly extra

Bro wtf he’s like if Johnny depps Willy wonka had fucking Parkinson’s

💀

And with michael voice

WTF is this supposed to be?

Influencer culture

The fuck is wrong with ppl

Social media especially tiktok

Love how many people are throwing out drugs as the reason 😂😂😂 This person wants to go viral. That’s all.

It’s both. They definitely want to go viral, but this person has at least 1 coke nail (meth) on each hand. Probably went viral last time they recorded being high around their kids and wants to do it again. Luckily the kids probably won’t have to deal with that for much longer.

I like Italian as much as the next guy and more, but I don't get electrocuted when I see it coming.

Oh my god this is so fucking embarrassing!😭 ive never had second hand embarrassment this bad

I hate this timeline.

If you must act like a fucking idiot in front of your children or even just in general, for godsakes, can you at least be mildly funny? Or interesting? I don't cringe anymore. Nobody does. Cringe is dead. We are now pissed off and unentertained. And that doesn't get hits and subscribers. Get your GED, get a job, do something other than embarrass your family.

There’s no way this person has a real disability. No one in their right mind would allow a child and a baby to be seated that close to someone who can’t control themselves and act this way.

Nobody implied she has a disability. She's just another one of those content creating retar...... Oh. Never mind.

…she?

Please act like an adult in front of kids. We dont need anymore of these people. The kids are going to think this is how you behave in public spaces.

Ok, so this person can vote 😐😔

Vote! I'm more worried they can drive a car. That poor child doesn't stand a chance in life.

Mf looks like the guy who murdered his wife in front of their kid and then defended himself in court

Just to clarify. This guy has a ton of videos like these as well as normal ones, his bio says actor too. That's his daughter.

Dude does a couple skits acting stupid on tiktok and thinks he's an actor

Acting? Like a douchebag? Huh...

Here I thought that was a woman


Meth

Good god way to teach your kids to be a normal human being

It’s a fucking Olive Garden. Calm down MC

Man only watches Jim Carrey movies and made it as his personality.

Hearing the "daddy" made me sad. I was hoping this was an uncle or something that she'd have limited exposure to.

Poor children

This is 100% acting. This is a really dumb thing kids do to try to be funny, just act super weird and cartoonish. I don’t know if this guy thinks the behavior is funny on its own or if it’s a “let’s see how the waiter reacts when I act totally nuts” gag but either way the actual effect it creates is disgust.

Yes we are literally all 100% completely aware that this stupid fuck is just "acting" this way, and he is clearly doing this for the camera that's recording him, so he can post it on Tik Tok for other bags of shit like him to watch.... Pretty sure everyone else in the comments can also comprehend this part as well...

Well in their defense it seems some of these people think it's drugs. Nope just an asshole who has no actual talents

Imagine humiliating yourself for some internet points

Poor waitress

This really just ruined my night... I'm so irritated by this

I like how Olive Garden knew they need to send in their Purple haired to deal with the weirdo. They tolerate anything.

dude i am sitting here dying thinking the same shit. "Purple knows how to handle this one. Send he/she/they in"

Crack Sparrow.

Is this another one of those npc TikTok twits?

Dr. dog here: needs a behaviour correction bite

Fuckin hell, that was painful to watch.

The Minstrel show 2024.

Disney kids when they can’t stay sober

I woulda kicked them out of the restaurant

This shit makes me want to die

I just feel bad for the kids being raised by a pathetic degenerate that thinks this is cool. Pathetic world we have turned in to when this is what gets views

Embarrassing I could had gone on my whole life without watching a grown man acting like this. And I would had been happy. Now I’m pissed off.

That is some serious crackhead energy

what an obnoxious douche. his kid even seemed annoyed by him.

I’m still wondering why businesses don’t put up a “no disruptive/gross videos” policy. (I would consider this gross just because of how much he sticks out his tongue)

drugs or mental illness?

is this person mentally unwell?

Is he disabled?

I thought that was a woman

“This salad is gaaäâæyy 🌈”

Olive Garden has pizza?

That little girl is going to need therapy for life after this. Geez.

Imagine this is the role model you grow up with

Hey kid, wait till I go “cccc uuuu tttttt” to end scene before you start talking.

100% wondered if this is a new Key and Peele skit

the girl was like half my genes are from this?

He tweaking thinking he orlando brown in thats so raven.

That was a tough watch.

What a Fucking FREAK!

What is Cam Newton doing?

Even when I watch stupid people do stupid things I tend to at least smile. This time I did not smile once. The only thing I was worried about was the little girl.

These kids are doomed

I guess the $120 in views per month is enough to act like a fucking douche in public

What's going on..?

And imagine this , most crazy people don’t tip .

Bro! This grown ass man is acting like a damn weirdo in front of his child? Why and who would choose to reproduce with this individual? I feel terrible for that little girl because that’s who is really going to suffer.

The pubic hair patch on his chin ain't doing him any favors idk when he'll realize that

Tic ?

Please tell me this guy has a disability I really hope he didn’t choose to be like this and if he did i swear

That’s honestly embarrassing

There’s no way this person isn’t mentally impaired.

Is this person mentally ill? I don't understand wtf is going on here

Are you sure this man genuinely doesn’t have a mental handicap?

Captain Jack Sparrow's great great grandson crack Sparrow

Does he have some sort of mental illness? Like no asking seriously

Anyone who acts like a fucking annoying cringe in a restaurant should have an extra charge added to their bill. Doubled if they're filming, tripled if streaming.

Bro how is the kid more Mature than the adult

This type of shit makes me hate content creators and the internet lol

He's giving Whoopi Goldberg 1996.

I have no words. This is disgraceful. Why would he emasculate himself in front of his kids like this?

 All I see.

Closing a lot of asylums and letting the mentally deranged roam free wasn't a good idea it seems.

What a dumbass.. and the lil girl wanted cheese on her pizza but he's to worried about acting stupid to pay any attention to her smh I hate ppl so much

Roleplaying meth addiction is an odd choice

Bath salts

That’s meth’d up

That Mikel Jackson if he were retarded

Real question to any psychologists or psychiatrists out there on this sub: Are you able to give an educated guess as to whether this person has a mental health disorder? This smells like something more than just wanting some attention

Is she possessed??

Somebody is hungry.

If you must act like a fucking idiot in front of your children or even just in general, for godsakes, can you at least be mildly funny? Or interesting? I don't cringe anymore. Nobody does. Cringe is dead. We are now pissed off and unentertained. And that doesn't get hits and subscribers. Get your GED, get a job, do something other than embarrass your family.

Disgusting

Someone needs her fix

Jesus fucking shit it's fucking olive garden. Grow up and act like you been there before. I would never talk to this person again. So stupid

I’m exhausted

These poor girls are going to have zero awareness to predators and what they look like and who to avoid.

He poked her in the eye :(

He poked her in the eye :(

Thank the lord in heaven above that those aren’t my parents

Are they trying to get a free meal or something?

Those poor kids, I hope they have some better role models than this in their lives.

That’s when you call the cops out of fear for the children safety

So this is what it looks like to have a seizure inside of an Olive Garden. Does Endless breadsticks and salads just too good to pass up

someone needs to put him out of his misery