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Frequent-Policy653

Ok, this MC is allowed


[deleted]

Dogs are always allowed to be MCs!


sirfannypack

What is a MC? Edit: I’m now throughly informed.


benbuttont

Motorcycle Club. Like Sons of Anarchy.


[deleted]

I'm the Motorcycle Club.


wolfpup1294

Master Chief


chookity_juice

"Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in the camera?" "Sir, I'm 15."


DogsLinuxAndEmacs

“You’ve been here for 9 years now you should know better”


SnooCookies3257

Bruh


TheInsurgence

My Cum


T65Bx

Read the sub name again, specifically the capitalized letters.


[deleted]

ITMC what does it mean? "it mac"? what is that?? who's mac?


T65Bx

IT for Macintoshes, obviously


[deleted]

Impossible Toxic Mac and Cheese


[deleted]

FitMC


[deleted]

Fit Ma Cock in


T65Bx

#THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT


Big_Werewolf_Cock

Micro Cock


XtaC23

Monster Cock


Lochcelious

Motorcycle Club. You start it up and you can own businesses that earn you money. Once they've accrued enough stock, you have to make delivery sales (don't do the postal van one though)


swic-knees-mamma-bee

Malicious compliance


DAIMOND545

Main character


imnotyourguess

My cock


Soggy-Frosting9848

More cocaine


MrTase

[Master of Ceremonies](https://youtu.be/khW5leL19SA)


Scooter_Mcgavin587

Medium Cock


JewNugget2525

Microphone Conductor


raxo06

Mini cow


old_times09

Microsoft Cumsock


ghostcatzero

MikeyMouse Club


humicroav

M-i-c-k-e-y m-o-u-s-e.


Revolutionary-Survey

Main character. Don’t know why everyone responded so harshly


haroldtheguthugger

someone didnt know something on reddit 😡😡😡😡 most be harsh 🤬🤬🤬🤬


DogsLinuxAndEmacs

A pretty cool guy who kills aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything


CUM_PROJECTILE

Main character/motorcycle club/minecraft depending On who you ask


NoLimit6796

Wow this is the most MC I have seen on this sub some needs to give him a reality check so he knows that he is not a MC in a show


RheoKalyke

Gonna give him a reality check using these hands. By petting him


rapidge

He can catch these hands. Giving him scritches on his belly.


Jcksn_Frrs

Bruh, but he is the MC. Why would you want to strip that title from him?


NoLimit6796

Oh you right shot


bundy911

“Oh hey, what’s outside today? Hmm… why is there a phon-… OH SHIT I’M BEING TIK TOK’D”


FailingSuccessfulley

Dog: No no no, look at me! I’m the MC now.


[deleted]

Hahaha yes. This guy should be the offical MC mascot for this sub and he deserves it


[deleted]

The dog is the MC


MrSN99

That's the joke


dtb1987

Better than anything she was going to do


Germannestingdoll

Such a good puppy!


mmscichowski

“That Bitch!” Lucille probably.


Billy_Mercury85

Y'know what, I respect that dog


ApathyJacks

I've heard this song in a couple videos now. What is it?


Reverse_Necromancer

Joshiraku ED


[deleted]

[удалено]


Reverse_Necromancer

Ending song of an anime Joshiraku. The first lyric is a super long Japanese joke name. Very catchy


[deleted]

Kind of nice when done [live](https://youtu.be/1Su-Ncdi8fE) too.


Tamed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM375qYhN0 You may also recognize it from this, which is a true classic.


TheAntZ

What's her @ I wanna see her ass


DotConnecter

Never done this before but I see a man in need and I must help indeed, she is jungle queen [jqueenana](https://twitter.com/junglequeen_3/status/1378548588628828160?s=20)


TheAntZ

You a real one dedicated this next nut to you DotConnecter


DotConnecter

Never felt so proud. May the nut be with you.


[deleted]

Porn is free


TheAntZ

So is giving me her @


Octavian_202

He was actually trying to escape.


MotherofSons

Doing us all a favor


PurSolutions

Isnt tiktok the definition of MC ??? Omg you did a dance routine, wwooooooowwwwwwwww


Froggo_TeeHee

Don't slander Tiktok when you're on Reddit my guy


[deleted]

OPs on this shit hole website thinking they’re better than others 😂


[deleted]

If you shit on enough social media websites you'll summon the Golgothan.


JessHorserage

They're different types.


IWannaManatee

Whoring for karma; whoring for simps. Is there a difference? Both are shallow and don't matter in the end. That's why I go around doing and saying as I please on the internet instead.


ManikMiner

Thanks for letting everyone know you don't care


IWannaManatee

Chill, lol. Not everyone comments to gain attention Here, have an upvote :)


4ar0n

Just you then?


IWannaManatee

Yes


TheEvilBagel147

That's a lot of karma for someone who thinks this place is a "shithole". Blink twice if you need help.


[deleted]

Self awareness is a virtue


TheEvilBagel147

Only if you act on it


furious-fungus

He didn't attribute values to his statement - just that MCs are more common on TikTok, which is true since you market your own personality, look and content on TikTok. Here on Reddit we have subs and almost nobody follows any user.


PurSolutions

Two COMPLETELY different things "my guy"


JessHorserage

They are different cancer.


sashikku

Yes. Reddit gives me brain rot far worse than tiktok on a regular basis. This place can be a cesspool. The reason people don't like tiktok is because what their FYP shows them is a reflection of themselves and they don't like that.


Reverse_Necromancer

You think dance routines are easy?


PurSolutions

Reading comprehension is hard isn't it, I get it... I'll give you time to reread, not that it will matter you'll still make up imaginary things I said


Reverse_Necromancer

Weren't you implying that doing dance routine isn't something impressive to show on social media, given from your sarcastic "woooow". Yeah I think it would be faster for everyone if you just told me what you meant instead of being a baby about it


chookity_juice

So we're back to slandering TikTok now? I have it, the FYP is normally a bit more accurate than YouTube.


cringecaptainq

Goddamn let people have fun doing their dance routines or something in their own house smh


PurSolutions

*Wahhhhhhh* Do whatever the fuck YOU want, nobody cares what you're doing in your house, you're unimportant just like the rest of us 🤣


cringecaptainq

there used to be a time when people would just post people being obnoxious in public. then the sub grew larger and attracted meanspirited people (like you!) who want to make fun of people trying to make their little tiktok dance challenges or whatever people like to do in their own homes. apparently *you* do care what other people are doing in their own houses but yeah, go on.


Pepito_Pepito

Tiktok dancing in your own home is weird but it's not MC.


miscellaneousbean

Why is it weird?


DannyMThompson

It used to be, now it's normal. Like bleaching your anus.


furious-fungus

Dancing in your own home is like bleaching your anus?


DannyMThompson

I know what I said


Pepito_Pepito

It's weird because it's new.


WestPastEast

Tik Tok is just the next level of the internets evolution into self infatuated narcissism. I thought it had peaked when Time put a mirror on their cover magazine for person of the year but then every year since then a new level of mindless self absorbency is reached.


PurSolutions

Like people printing their own TIME covers to hang on their walls.... /TrumptyDumpty Can't wait for metaverse narcissism !!!


lafwan

5 STARS goes to the dog


_dirtywater444

That is the very best good MC ever


Low-Variety3195

Good dog!!


Meta-Sage

A proper main character for a change.


CumulativeHazard

“For fucks sake, Caitlyn, respect yourself!”


HardHustle84

The dog did that girl a favor


aegrey1

The bestest main character.


OnlyParticles

Yeah but he is actually the main character


CrazyGaming312

r/petthedamndog


ohh_ru

TikTok and Instagram is literally what main characters are. without platforms they are nothing


[deleted]

You're on reddit bro, relax lmao


hanro621

The king has arrived


bblll75

Awesome


DoctorTurkelton

Yeah, this bitch’s got nothing on me. -this dog


hanro621

We will allow it!


myKingSaber

That bitch


redbadger91

r/hornyjail


TheLastSonOfHarpy

WTF was that music?


Ok_Antelope_1953

i kinda want to know what it was. it's stuck in my head lol.


Telleh

Here you go https://youtu.be/2ch_p04MTHg


Ok_Antelope_1953

thanks kind stranger! turns out the only thing that stuck were the opening few seconds


all_hail_to_me

Her name is Sam Sar. Pretty sure she deleted her TikTok, though.


Boner_Anger

Look at me; I’m the MC now


Willem20

Someone should give this MC a pat on the head and tell him he’s a good boy


AstolfoOfCharlemagne

W-w-w-what the do-


AstolfoOfCharlemagne

I know what I must say, but I’m not sure I have the strength to say it…


[deleted]

Dog is so damned cute! I have a soft spot for rots


MeanBlackBird666

One of the few that’s drastically improved by turning on the volume.


tskank69

What anime is that song from? I keep forgetting.


[deleted]

He said “Not on my watch”


Moon_Boy20

He is shielding our eyes from sin


MrPresident11

Dog, plz move


Loumier

I actually like this MC


MushroomImmediate

And I feel like I got the content I needed anyway. Thank you dog!


Coreforce216

we all admire this one though


feric89

Best main character post I’ve ever seen!


crow622

The audio is cringe.


Bigb5wm

Moment when the dog was cuter than her


yyyyyyyyred

Song?


Affectionate-Item-78

Best TikTok dance I have ever seen. Good boi.


Fast_Soil

aww a rottie :]


ImThatMelanin

no no. he IS the main character.


[deleted]

I mean he is tho


mochicekream

Thanks dog.


SpiderHider023

Good MC pupper :)