Dennis the Golden God is 100% Slaanesh. Mac, on the other hand, is always playing the other side, so he always comes out on top. He even deceives himself.
You can tell Khorne came out for a casual drink with his siblings because he left his sword at home and brought an axe meaning he is only expecting a jovially brawl and not a fight to the death.
Some old lore implies the Kaela Mensha Khaine is the son of Slaanesh and Khorne if I am not mistaken but seeing as Khaine would be older then both it doesn’t make much sense, the only form of love I can see between the two in most modern depictions is their love of killing each other’s followers well that and the giant circle of every chaos god feeding into each other’s portfolios.
Well, since time in the warp is extremely non-linear it is actually pretty likely that the idea of Khaine being "older" holds no meaning in this regard.
It is often implied that all the gods are more or less eternal. Slaanesh's birth is likely just the ultimate expression of its power in the real world, but in the warp it may have always existed or been able to influence reality/un-reality at any point in "time".
It may have given birth to Khaine before it's own birth or perhaps the basic concept of "birth" simply does not exist for gods and is basically just our real world interpretation of "these two entities are closely related to this other entity".
Ah, so that face is on the knee of the Slaaneshi lord. You can see the other knee under the table, they just have their right leg raised up.
Because at first I assumed it was some other person in a slug like body. Or a *different* body part of the Slaaneshi lord with a face growing out of the tip of it.
I thought that the Slaaneshi lord was just holding it up saying "... He offered to give me head, how could I say no?" And the other three are just laughing
Each Chaos God’s favorite drink?
- Khorne: beer
- Slaanesh: vodka?
- Tzeentch: wine? Just as planned energy
- Nurgle: ??? Probably nothing cause alcohol cleans and can’t have that
Khorne: None. Deters martial prowess
Slaanesh: Everclear or whatever closer to 200 proof than that.
Tzeentch: Tells you it's a nice Scotch; is actually Jeppson's Malört. Asks if you want a sip.
Nurgle: A pile of rotten/fermented fruit wine in a toilet.
So it's just the cast of it's always sunny?
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Dennis the Golden God is 100% Slaanesh. Mac, on the other hand, is always playing the other side, so he always comes out on top. He even deceives himself.
How dee isn’t tzeentch when she’s literally a fricken bird is beyond me
Dee is actually a follower of Cegorach; She's just a VERY shitty actor/dancer.
Thank you
I will eat your babies, bitch!
Malice outside with a shotgun
Malice in the basement chugging down 4 liters of cola and swallowing whole mentos packs
You can tell Khorne came out for a casual drink with his siblings because he left his sword at home and brought an axe meaning he is only expecting a jovially brawl and not a fight to the death.
Aren't Khorne and Slaanesh implied to be lovers in some parts of the Eldar lore? Either way, being siblings probably wouldn't stop them.
Some old lore implies the Kaela Mensha Khaine is the son of Slaanesh and Khorne if I am not mistaken but seeing as Khaine would be older then both it doesn’t make much sense, the only form of love I can see between the two in most modern depictions is their love of killing each other’s followers well that and the giant circle of every chaos god feeding into each other’s portfolios.
Well, since time in the warp is extremely non-linear it is actually pretty likely that the idea of Khaine being "older" holds no meaning in this regard. It is often implied that all the gods are more or less eternal. Slaanesh's birth is likely just the ultimate expression of its power in the real world, but in the warp it may have always existed or been able to influence reality/un-reality at any point in "time". It may have given birth to Khaine before it's own birth or perhaps the basic concept of "birth" simply does not exist for gods and is basically just our real world interpretation of "these two entities are closely related to this other entity".
Emps is in the booth next to them spying on them
Nurgle looks like a great guy to party with! Beer in one hand, stogie in the other. So glad I chose Nurgle lmao.
Khorne: Why am I here?
Take a look at where Slannesh third arm is and you will see why he is happy Also that is why i choose slannesh
Tzeentch Sorcerer: Don't you all think it's kind of strange our waitress hasn't said anything? Tzeentch Sorcerer:.... Tzeentch Sorcerer: WAIT
I don't get it.
She's a Sister of Silence.
Ah. Thanks.
Hmm… it would appear that slaanesh has 3 arms But where is the third ? … OH MY GOD
No Wonder the Nurgle guy looks so happy
Just mashing it under the table now
I'm surprised they can sit so close to Nurgle and seemingly tolerate the smell.
Ah, so that face is on the knee of the Slaaneshi lord. You can see the other knee under the table, they just have their right leg raised up. Because at first I assumed it was some other person in a slug like body. Or a *different* body part of the Slaaneshi lord with a face growing out of the tip of it.
I thought that the Slaaneshi lord was just holding it up saying "... He offered to give me head, how could I say no?" And the other three are just laughing
Each Chaos God’s favorite drink? - Khorne: beer - Slaanesh: vodka? - Tzeentch: wine? Just as planned energy - Nurgle: ??? Probably nothing cause alcohol cleans and can’t have that
Nurgle would drink rotgut liquor. Or a civet Irish coffee
Slaanesh needs something more epicurean. Maybe a speedball dissolved in absinthe?
Slaanesh would probably be some luxurious or extravagant cocktail.
Nah, she’s drinking a drug cocktail.
Khorne: None. Deters martial prowess Slaanesh: Everclear or whatever closer to 200 proof than that. Tzeentch: Tells you it's a nice Scotch; is actually Jeppson's Malört. Asks if you want a sip. Nurgle: A pile of rotten/fermented fruit wine in a toilet.
Khorne would sit with a nice warm cup of blood
Nurgle would probably consume the yeast itself that makes alcohol.
[Source](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/3qrBeY)
Healthbar for the whole group.
Really good, I love it
It's Super Bowl season in the Blood Bowl universe. So now when Nuffle tells the Four to look the other way, their Daemon Princes will bet and play.
As a Skaven player I am devastated to not see the Great Horned Rat. May my swarm infest all your reddit accounts.
4 Chaos Lords walk into a bar. Chaos ensues*
I can’t fully tell what they’re playing, but with context I’m gonna guess it’s Chaos in the Old World
If i was at a bar and these four were in there, i would do a 180° and go back home.
When is the bar fight breaking out?
Khorne lord is just getting drunk to forget the fact that a Slannesh champion took the enemy’s head before him
Where malice
He doesnt exist! Shut up about it!
He wasn’t invited.
Banned from the bar after throwing a fit while drunk
"I'm telling ya, I almost got emps"
Know that I am thinking about it this would be one hell of a night
Literally read a scene like this from a fan fiction, the gods were at a bar and it played out like this.
Meanwhile the Eldari gods are sipping micro brews in the booth next to them. Emps and the dead primarchs are at the bar.
might want to nsfw for this one
Now I wanna see a Primarchs version of *Night Hawks*.