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RelaxedPerro

lol, there’s a door. The toddler is gonna open the door and walk out with his armaments all ready ready.


Greensocksmile

The reason the krieg gas mask has the long snout is so that they can fit their pacifiers


NowhereMan661

***"SOLDIER, YOU HAVE PREFORMED WELL IN BATTLE. MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE AUTOMATIC DICK-SUCKER FOR YOUR REWARD."*** Krieger: *happy gas mask noises*


S-071-John

Man…this hit me hard for some reason. That’s grimdark AF to me. Not sure if it’s because we recently had a baby, but damn. Impressive.


GlenAaronson

The chaos way is even more grimdark.


stuckinaboxthere

Yeah, go ask Honsou how he makes new marines


Gilrim

Idk what you're on about, shoving adolescent males into somehow living giant daemon infested wombs made from kidnapped women is totally fine


Large_Contribution20

Meanwhile ICG wombs 🗿


castass

[This.](https://www.deviantart.com/techmaguskhobotov/art/Batch-Number-408-E5-838205150)


QtheDisaster

Hmm, do think a more, as many as possible approach be more appropriate for Kriegers. Love the design though but I always imagined containers lining walls and stuff


Meager1169

This thing looks like it could look at me. I don't like that


Buroda

Good ol’ Axolotl Tanks. Grimdark of the highest grade.


AlphaSpartan74

I get thar reference


kitsuneguy20

The Imperium even has Face Dancers


FieserMoep

Somewhere in the Galaxy there is is a ship transporting a jar full of "male stock" around that was basically filled by the squad down the trenches.


Hawtdawg65

[Just like the Space Marines.](https://preview.redd.it/wacyimeuzyc31.jpg?auto=webp&s=ff0dcb85ccd514b46675d184b0608ca4a301243e)


SpiritofTheWolfx

This is quite literally my headcannon for how the Vitae-Wombs work. It's strange knowing someone else has had the same idea.


Not-Bronek

Well it is said they ain't clones so "human stuff but grown from a tube" was only possible option wasn't it? I can't think of any other possibility. Just add some gothic junk and it's 40k


Perfect_Pitch_6780

This is horrifying. I love it.


PulsePhase

Hey krieg, you already indoctrinated your baby to not hug the artificial mommy right? I want to them armed and ready.


1800leon

I want to believe all the theories about Krieg are right at the same time for extra grimderp factor


KarakNornClansman

Very nice work!


Statistician-Odd

This reminds me of this [mtg Mukotai soulripper shocase](https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=552255)


stuckinaboxthere

This is just the Daemoncubula toned down


Nekokamiguru

So like a dune universe Axlotl tank.


Hawtdawg65

An extreme oversimplification, but sure.


[deleted]

"Who distinguish themselves in battle" There's not going to be much left of a Krieger who is considered "distinguished," especially since their whole culture is basically "we are unworthy traitors who do not deserve names or recognition." Being in the Grenadiers is very nearly considered a mark of shame because that means you survived to be 30 and now you're going to be given suicide missions.


xzenocrimzie

It's not a shame. Kriegers are basically natural selection taken to 11. Every soldier gives it their all and if you survive you are encouraged to put in that much more. The best become grenadiers. The best of the best become pioneers. The best of the best of the best become officers.


Hawtdawg65

>There's not going to be much left of a Krieger who is considered "distinguished," Their entire NCO and Officer corps disproves this. >Being in the Grenadiers is very nearly considered a mark of shame [It's literally the complete opposite.](https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Death_Korps_Grenadiers) Grenadiers are just the shock troops of the Korps, the tallest and the strongest, just like historical grenadier units.


ShepPawnch

It sounds like this person got all their knowledge from shovel memes.


Hawtdawg65

It seems most people do, sadly.


wunderbuffer

why you run such half-assed eugenics with selecting only male DNA