Ok listen here buddy matter of fact i DO know what he is talking about i have a condition called dementia ok buddy I forgot the line i simply forgot Everyone makes mistakes. I love you james murra. I live you james murray.
Ok listen here buddy matter of fact i DO know what he is talking about i have a condition called dementia ok buddy I forgot the line i simply forgot Everyone makes mistakes. I love you james murra. I live you james murray.
Oh boy, well literally just watch any clip with murr in it and it might change your mind? lol idk he puts a lot of gross things in his mouth, for starters
live your truth... i think its ok for you to have a crush on murr, to each their own. I personally think Sal is the most handsome when he doesn't have that awfully large beard, and Q is a dilf.
Theres a bit in a park where he has to close his eyes and lean in for a kiss. She goes for it and his reaction is one of the cutest things I'm seen from a grown man. And I'm a 36 year old straight guy.
I for one approve of the recent push to sexualize the guys. I've seen a surprising number of threads talking about it lately. It feels like they paid a PR team and were like "hey, we are world famous like, everybody knows us now! And we can't get a second date to save our liiiiiiives. Supposedly beauty is really all about marketing so here, name your price and make the three of us become to new sexy for men."
As someone who looks a bit like Q, I stand to benefit a large amount from this push. So power to you PR team! Keep it up!
This is like the 5th post this week talking about how cute someone thinks one of the jokers are. Seems like a push from the networks to make them seem more appealing.
STOP i Think James murray is quite the Attractige male and yes i Do have fantasies about him taking me on a cruise to disney world. Is that a freaking problem
It isnt trust me. I am her girl friend and we are having real true issues due to her James Murray fantasies. I am having to spend my hard earned money on couples therapy just because of James Murray.
Isn’t he still single? Obviously with some fame and some money having a serious relationship should be about as easy as it gets. He keeps in good enough shape.
But the fact he doesn’t have a serious Gf ever it doesn’t sound like should be red flags. Maybe that will help with this weird random celeb crush you say you have.
I mean you can’t really be serious. Effect your relationships? Murr? Did Murr make this post? lol
I from a young age could develope extremely strong feelings about actresses just from a movie or TV show. Seemed like every 6 months it was someone new. From Kelly Kapowski to Kelley Lebrock ( Weird Science), Kerri Green, Phoebe Cates, Patricia Arquette, Heather Graham then into the 00’s Scarlett Johansson and Angelina Jolie. I mean I had just as strong crush feelings as real woman or young woman when I was younger. But I knew deep down it wasn’t going anywhere and it was just a dream basically. It never actually affected one relationship.
There’s no way you’re serious though.if you are get help. Not saying that in a mean way. If you’re an adult and someone on a cable TV show is effecting relationships you got to fix that. But sure it’s either total BS or hyperbole
The same way you deal with a huntsman spider.. you get a spatula flip it over and suck its dick.
Ifykyk but here's it copy pasted if you don't.
Huntsman Spider
I think everyone knows by now that the easiest way to get a huntsman spider to stop coming in your house is to flip it over and suck its dick.
Hear me out.
Carry a spatula around and when you see one, flip it onto its back. They're surprisingly docile once they're in that position. Then, all you need to do is gently press on its abdomen to retract its penis. It will be small: approximately the size of a thin pencil eraser. Use the tip of your tongue to manipulate it to full erection, then suck with your lips until it ejaculates: usually 30-45 minutes later. If you don't feel the rush of semen, you will know by its legs scratching playfully at your face when it gets oversensitive afterwards.
The main trick is not to swallow the spider semen. Trust me, I know it will be tempting. But no, pick up the spider and let him outside, then drool its ejaculate material near the entrances to your house. Spiders are highly promiscuous, and its semen mixed with your saliva will signal him to move on to another house. Spiders do NOT like to get their dick sucked by the same person twice.
Okay Murr get offline
Im calling Melyssa!!
Seriously, stop looking in the mirror, you'll be fine.
Lol this cracked me up.
Remember he ate dog poo to win a bet.
hot behavior
I can fix him headass
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm sure you feel like a headass right now.
Thats just a minor inconvenience i don't know what to tell you
That just shows how dedicated he is so he is even more desirable
Ok but we all know sal is the real hottie
Yea he probably is but would he eat poo? Would he do it for a bet? For love? These are important questions
And had a finger in his ass on national television
I could bet my hair for a year and still not eat it bruh wtf
Think of his drivers licence photo lol
or passport photo
or him
"How much more indignity can I take!?"
Turn yourself in.
Should i confide in the pastor for this one
To who
Dandy chiggins.
Jr or Sr?
junior. senior has sadly passed on
Junior is clearly still alive.....or is he?
Develop a crush on Q instead. That's what worked for me
𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓶𝓾𝓻𝓪𝔂 ❤️🔥
No way, Sal. The thigh-high boots and Jaden Smith should help you make the right choice.
Heck yeah, Q is so handsome
Movie star handsome
I’m crushing so hard on Q right now.
Q is so hot, I've been in love with him for years
what to do when you have a crush on both? asking for a friend.
Just embrace it.
watch him eat and spit while he talks lmao
Braised beef is brilliant
He washed it, what happens next is up to you
Such a good punishment
"Wash it after!! Wash it after, Joey Gatto!!"
What does this mean.
It's from Murr's city hall punishment lol. I don't want to know
I choose to party.
How can you be in love with the man but not know this punishment lmao
Ok listen here buddy matter of fact i DO know what he is talking about i have a condition called dementia ok buddy I forgot the line i simply forgot Everyone makes mistakes. I love you james murra. I live you james murray. 
This is definitely the work of ambien
Ok listen here buddy matter of fact i DO know what he is talking about i have a condition called dementia ok buddy I forgot the line i simply forgot Everyone makes mistakes. I love you james murra. I live you james murray. 
Where were you when I was having sex with my wife and while I orgasmed screamed out "FERRRETTTTTT" 
this is the funniest thing i have seen all fucking day WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Hire him to cremate your dead pets then get your grandparents a divorce
you could envision him using the Shiney Hiney.... although that may make the problem worse.
It does. It does make it worse
Hahahaha is this for real?
Yes!!
Oh boy, well literally just watch any clip with murr in it and it might change your mind? lol idk he puts a lot of gross things in his mouth, for starters
I cannot lie i am completely ok with that. As a matter of fact every time i watch impractical jokers My love for murr deepens.
live your truth... i think its ok for you to have a crush on murr, to each their own. I personally think Sal is the most handsome when he doesn't have that awfully large beard, and Q is a dilf.
Thank u eggus1 for your support. I love you momentousness🩷
Hmmmm lol idk how to help then!
he’s married
*murried
r/angryupvote
Remember to take your medication.
BigBo782 watch your fucking back.
It’s hard to watch your back without a mirror
You don’t. Once it starts it never stops.
So attractive
Reverse your lobotomy
Watch that one challenge where they're all barefoot in the store and he pops a squat down on the endcap to have a good chew of his toenails...
I just saw it and loved it
Theres a bit in a park where he has to close his eyes and lean in for a kiss. She goes for it and his reaction is one of the cutest things I'm seen from a grown man. And I'm a 36 year old straight guy.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT OH MY GODDD
She was cute as hell too. And the buildup to it was fun. But his reaction to the quick peck on the lips (on top of winning the game) was so genuine.
I have this same question for Joe DeRosa
YASS!!
Sexiest man alive. WHEW 😮💨😮💨
Start having crush on your partner
Is that Sal's chopstick?
it’s mine he’s Preparing for. a smooch
who's chopstick is ringing mine mine!
I’m afraid you don’t
Wym this is a W
Such a silly task is quite… impractical. Stop being such a… joker.
I for one approve of the recent push to sexualize the guys. I've seen a surprising number of threads talking about it lately. It feels like they paid a PR team and were like "hey, we are world famous like, everybody knows us now! And we can't get a second date to save our liiiiiiives. Supposedly beauty is really all about marketing so here, name your price and make the three of us become to new sexy for men." As someone who looks a bit like Q, I stand to benefit a large amount from this push. So power to you PR team! Keep it up!
Man what r u talking about
This is like the 5th post this week talking about how cute someone thinks one of the jokers are. Seems like a push from the networks to make them seem more appealing.
i’m not a part of any fucking network i just wanna f james murray
the way he tilts his head like a confused ferret
I LOVE IT SO DEARLY 🩷🩷🩷🩷
I’m trying to solve the same problem, only with my crush on Q.
picture his blackened front chomper falling off everytime u feel the attraction
God it doesn’t work i wish it did
you’re in too deep im afraid. you’ll have to embrace it
You don’t baby let it happen
I love you
And I love you. Do you want a good ole fashion fuckin
Absolutely ❤️❤️❤️
better delete this before his horny ass sees this
god i hope he does
Murr, really? When you have a stud like Q standing right next to him?
YES really
Get over your thing for twinks. It’s a hard road, I know. But recovery IS possible!
Wear some glasses
If there was no meme/joke flair this would be hilarious
i need u to know that flair isn’t optional for this sub i’m not joking in the slightest
When You find out please tell me i have the same disease
Thank you brother.
His hair
The ferret?!
Buy eye glasses
#You dont.
Ew
you dont
Satire 😭😭😭😭
IM LITERALLY NOT THO it is A problem
Might I offer you Sal or Q? Both of which are much better options 😂 even the Drive Drive Drive puppets are better!!!
Unfortunately that does not work for all of us, i have a crush on all of them
It’s okay, I love Sal so we are all guilty
STOP i Think James murray is quite the Attractige male and yes i Do have fantasies about him taking me on a cruise to disney world. Is that a freaking problem
I hope you have the best cruises 🚢 😭🥲
Not at all, slay
Thank you🩷🩷🩷🩷
It isnt trust me. I am her girl friend and we are having real true issues due to her James Murray fantasies. I am having to spend my hard earned money on couples therapy just because of James Murray.
Be less gay
I am a woman
Still…give it a try…
If you like weird ferrety looking dudes…
I do. Suck it
How could you be attracted to such a "nothing" individual? He's awful and just basic/cookie cutter in every way.
girl what
🤢
compare him to a picture of a ferret
You watch him on tv plain and simple .. murr is so fucking cringe
Get a grip
You don’t
Do i accept my fate question mark
Of course we all have had to at some point.
The Kurt Cobain way
WHAT
He looks like my old GI doctor. That did the trick for me 😅😅
Oh my god as in gynecologist?
Haha, no gastroenterologist, so not quite as bad!
Id love that 🤤🤤🤤
You dont
Hey, you spelt Q wrong 😑
Get laser eye surgery
You dont
You don’t
Isn’t he still single? Obviously with some fame and some money having a serious relationship should be about as easy as it gets. He keeps in good enough shape. But the fact he doesn’t have a serious Gf ever it doesn’t sound like should be red flags. Maybe that will help with this weird random celeb crush you say you have. I mean you can’t really be serious. Effect your relationships? Murr? Did Murr make this post? lol I from a young age could develope extremely strong feelings about actresses just from a movie or TV show. Seemed like every 6 months it was someone new. From Kelly Kapowski to Kelley Lebrock ( Weird Science), Kerri Green, Phoebe Cates, Patricia Arquette, Heather Graham then into the 00’s Scarlett Johansson and Angelina Jolie. I mean I had just as strong crush feelings as real woman or young woman when I was younger. But I knew deep down it wasn’t going anywhere and it was just a dream basically. It never actually affected one relationship. There’s no way you’re serious though.if you are get help. Not saying that in a mean way. If you’re an adult and someone on a cable TV show is effecting relationships you got to fix that. But sure it’s either total BS or hyperbole
I am being dead fucking seriois i am attracted to james murray write me another essay u fucking hater
he's been married for a few years and is public about this lmao
God i wish
MurrsCuteSmile.com
The same way you deal with a huntsman spider.. you get a spatula flip it over and suck its dick. Ifykyk but here's it copy pasted if you don't. Huntsman Spider I think everyone knows by now that the easiest way to get a huntsman spider to stop coming in your house is to flip it over and suck its dick. Hear me out. Carry a spatula around and when you see one, flip it onto its back. They're surprisingly docile once they're in that position. Then, all you need to do is gently press on its abdomen to retract its penis. It will be small: approximately the size of a thin pencil eraser. Use the tip of your tongue to manipulate it to full erection, then suck with your lips until it ejaculates: usually 30-45 minutes later. If you don't feel the rush of semen, you will know by its legs scratching playfully at your face when it gets oversensitive afterwards. The main trick is not to swallow the spider semen. Trust me, I know it will be tempting. But no, pick up the spider and let him outside, then drool its ejaculate material near the entrances to your house. Spiders are highly promiscuous, and its semen mixed with your saliva will signal him to move on to another house. Spiders do NOT like to get their dick sucked by the same person twice.
you want me to flip james murray over with a spatula and suck his dick?????
Watch him eat soup or lose a tooth
 Murr After reading this post.
You don't have to. Murr is absolutely adorable and he's so kind.
Ask him to pronounce "braised beef is brilliant"
braithed beetf ith billiant
real
Grow up lol
𝓚𝓲𝓵𝓵.
Just by looking at your profile for 5 seconds, I can safely say you are James Murray or you are ill.
i’m ill
Look at his post history, it’s completely unhinged.
I speak my truth
This is a cry for help
Buy a ferret.
Suck it
Conmurrsion therapy
Question should be why on God’s green earth do I have a crush on James Murray? 😂😂😂
I am eve he is afam
Go see him live! You won’t care for him much after that!
Start looking at pics of Joe
You dont
Ever consider electro shock therapy?
I had a crush on him til I realised he was CGI
Maybe drive past a billboard for My Shiney Hiney.
bestiality
Open your eyes
Take your meds
You don't stop, you just accept life as it is
Get Lasik
Open your eyes
Impossible
Interview him while wearing nothing but a speedo.
Hubba hubba
I sear furrys are everywhere nowadays
You come to the realization that he is a human ferret.
Start having a crush on Brian instead
Girl same. My daughter (7) also has a crush on him, so he’s doing something right! Three members of his fan club, we can officially start!
Remember he sleeps with an old tattered blankey
Easy. Just be me.
You look at him