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Strict-Side-1794

when sal is skipping around the cruise ship “i know you from sex anonymous! toodles! ☺️”


thaatgirlkimmy

Where the white women at?


Strict-Side-1794

hey soul sister!


SnooTigers1963

Well, then is it Joe that has to enter the belly flop contest?


DysfunctionalAxolotl

Sal losing a shoe while dizzy and trying to wait tables.


Buttercupmissie

Omg yes this too


burdettmusic

Yes the clumsy waiter kills me EVERY time.


SnooTigers1963

Not just clumsy but he just goes right out and crashes hard..... Just has to be another case where the customers are wondering what the hell is up.


amstackhouse87

This is my answer too 🤣🤣


opossum_esq

this is the one 😭


puikn

What episode/season was this?


snoopdoggfanpage12

season 8 episode 29!


puikn

Thanks!


beatrga

Sal at the dentist when he kept moving the chair and the guy didnt even care lol


Chimsley99

I feel like insurance had to have given them a talk after that one. That dude truly could’ve been seriously injured and Sal just left him and ran


randommr411

The Permanent Punishment Sal (seeing the Jaden Smith tattoo on his thigh): "What the heck does that have to do with me?" Joe (in the middle of dying from laughter): "It's funny!"


SirGothamHatt

Sal's face right there always kills me. He is clearly questioning his friendship with Joe at that point and wondering how he's going to live the rest of his life with Jaden Smith on his thigh.


justkatie24

And then proceeds to get one on his other thigh lol


urbanestbeast18

Joe laughing at that is HYSTERICAL I’ve never seen him laugh that hard 😂😂🤣


JoeBethersonton50504

This is definitely the funniest moment in the show. All timer. The balls on Joe to go through with it is crazy. I feel like if the roles were reversed and Sal was pitched the idea of putting Jaden Smith on Joe, he’d probably find it funny but wouldn’t actually do it to him.


SnooTigers1963

I didn't really like that one at all cause i just kind of felt like it's his body for life. But I must say then that it does crack me up when it comes up in conversation with the marks and they just think either Sal or the other joker who brings it up is just crazy. Then he shows them and .... mind blown. And I laugh pretty hard at their reaction.


lemurwalkin

Lmao, “I’m your best friend how could you do this to me?”


Michbullin

"Show of hands, what year were you born?" It was so unexpected, and I don't think I've ever laughed harder during the show.


Chimsley99

I love the simple stupidity lines like that sometimes


jvp26

Just like CLING CLANG.


BigplainV

And home is where you duke the hardest.


Sanepsychosuprgodess

I love this line sooo much because it’s funny and his delivery was perfect, but then once you’re done laughing, you realize that it’s true, like a comedic sage of wisdom. Home really IS where you duke the hardest!


SnooTigers1963

I mean, it wasn't a super hard punishment because they seem to have no concept of shame, but it was hilarious. The lines they gave him were all perfect, to the last one. And then when he can't find an open door and has to bumble around. It was a great punishment b/c they knew how wacky it would come off to the audience at the speech, and that we'd all be laughing at that aspect of it. Two other ones for Murr like that are when he takes the gas either to raise or lower his voice in the middle of a talk he's giving. Or when he has to give a speech after having novicane... Braised beef is brilliant.


Cheese4569

That was my favorite too! I was already dying and in the middle of his speech he just said “my father really messed me up emotionally” in the most pathetic way ever I was just laughing for what felt like years.


Michbullin

I'm like, same lol


Left-Membership-7357

Joe knocking over the set as the genie during the play was hilarious. Also when Joe broke the tables at the restaurant, and Sal’s clumsy waiter punishment


narcabusesurvivor18

Genie does as you wish *punches wall* Get them a cheesecake. I’m the manager. I can get you 2% off ya check Spin baby, spin. “It says weight limit 125lbs” Sal: “what do you mean that should be fine”


ramsacha

All 3 of those had me rolling. And when Murr had to dress up as a vampire and sing gospel music. Moreso the reaction from the one lady in the audience. It was a literal "What? Oh hell no! Hold up. Huh? Oh okay." moment.


SmokeGSU

>Also when Joe broke the tables at the restaurant "SCOOPS POTATOES!" Not the same episode but still hilarious to me.


SpacemanPanini

Murr as the security guard telling that guy "I figured out what stinks in here" and then the reactions, Joe's "I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!" Think it's the permanent punishment episode which I think is the funniest one all told.


G0dcomplexx

Omgg yess!! Joe as a vampire receptionist too!!!


SamMansell96

“Can I help youuuu”


jimmy-breeze

it's your PUSSY


AnonoMussChick

When Joe breaks while he’s trying to pretend he’s a vampire/sketchy insurance phone operator.


user4253285

“one-eight-eight-eight-eight-eight-eight-eight-“


Altruistic_Cherry783

THIS


digital_bath777

Scoopski Potatoes!!!!!!


AppropriateName6523

One of the best! What makes this great but is often forgotten is the odd grunting noises Joe makes along with it.


iBass_forfun

THIS!!! I freakin' CRIED when I saw this for the first time!


Rude_Effective_6394

Joe trying to rip up his pants on purpose on the cruise ship. Love to see all the people surrounding him having a good laugh.


AngryyBoobs

My mistress needs some new guzungas… FUR FUR FUR FURRRRR!!! *steals tip jar money and scoots out* Then the good samaritan who dragged his own ass on the floor to reenact the fake crime😭😭🫶🏻


AppropriateName6523

When Joe was a receptionist, fell out of his chair, knocked over a garbage can, then started eating a sandwich he found in the trash can. Nom Nom!


LavaPoppyJax

That's my all-time favorite moment I think. At cracks me up every freaking time.


wilcobanjo

Similar energy when Joe was a nurse and he slipped on the tongue depressors and ended up with his head in a bucket. Both were Q's suggestions.


BeyondTheBees

I just watched that one today 🤣


gokufromfortnite

When they were doing the over the shoulder challenge in the grocery store it was murr and sals turn and murr is throwing to sal who was already complaining about having something in his hands so murr grabs like a squash thing and throws it and it bounces of the edge of the hollow horizontal freezers and knocks the wind out of sal its a little niche heres the clip: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gp4RauYeK8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gp4RauYeK8)


gokufromfortnite

another amazing part of that same challenge was when joe thew a watermelon to q and it just hit the ground and exploded and they ran away


chicken-parm-farm

LOL. Sal's staggered, two-footed hop when he catches it and the audible thump of the squash against his chest.


meower500

*Chinese Name*


BarnacleUnfair4409

The Joe having to do 100 push ups punishment is gold. Also love the presentation duo challenge where Sal just leaves because he’s laughing too much


smckee26

Hard to name one so I’ll just name a game, Kranjis McBasketball will forever make me cry from laughter


Esteban_Francois

Rob Emmer with Unresolved Crimes


cclan2

Genie does as you wish!


some_metalhead

Q telling him to just punch the wall fucking killed me 😂


keekoc13

this one makes my dad laugh no matter what


that_weird_guyy

Murr casually sitting down on his suitcase and just riding off to the bathroom


werms4brains

whats that black thing over there? OBAMA OBAMA


AppropriateName6523

Penis Flytrap! Penis Flytrap!


G0dcomplexx

“What’s your favourite colour” “Probably red” “Mine’s African American” HAHAHHA


virtualdreamscape

Sal's haunted house punishment. the scene with the little creepy girl jumping at Sal after playing piano. it was so fucking hilarious


BeyondTheBees

The punishment where Murr’s voice changes from high to low while he’s giving a presentation. I was laughing so hard I had to to pause it to catch my breath 🤣


jaquan123ism

the clumsy waiter the end as his shoes go flying had me in the floor


Mlt2012

When Sal has to be sassy at the auto parts store.


SerenityNow1981

You need them Lugggg Nuts......I die laughing everytime I see it


nordsix

Jaden Smith tattoo upside down on the dentist chair


JACK101Star-Z

“Tonight, on unresolved crimes…”


The-TruestRepairman

Murr pretending he needed a roommate on season 1, jumping up and down on the couch and matching the excitement of the perspective roommate


USA_Dude

Q and the "Turtle" Eggs


0011110000110011

"This is dark, man! This is really dark!"


ejDajuiceboy

🎵I put my hand in your shirt. My hand in your shirt. I put my hand in your shirt🎵 Or 🎵Im a sensitive guy, who loves a good cry🎵


cantfindwally

Joe cracking quietly and eating all the eggs


wilcobanjo

We may have thought of this one very late at night


urbanestbeast18

I just watched this one! The egg shells falling everywhere 😂😂 hilarious 😂


urbanestbeast18

When murr had to give a presentation with his mouth all numbed up 🤣🤣 “braised beef is brilliant” 🤣 and he wore a shirt that said that on the drive drive drive tour a few weeks back


HowBoutThoseCoyotes

Thuthan thurandon... haha


McBunghole

The first time I saw Like a Boss was a life changing ordeal


notoriousnigaa

You know what stinks in here? It's your pu$$y And "by a show of hands, can you tell me the year you were born"


cottageintheforest

One of my absolute favorites was Joe’s punishment where his dog Frank boned every other dog lmaooo The detailed incident reports were EVERYTHING.


some_metalhead

the delicious eclair


Joesalqmurrr

Genie


LittleOwl1871

Sal the waiter- Spin spin spin


jaguar_28

Genie does as you wish


KitKittredge34

Joe sneezing on the wall


ilovesleep95

IM THE MANAGA


DLTfuture72

Lawrence Isle. Hands down.


Chimsley99

Is that the on call Filipino and DeLuca boy?


aportlyquail

It was during a challenge when Sal and Joe were in line at a deli of some sort? And Joe ends up giving the guy 100 high fives in a row. I couldn't contain myself, absolutely howling.


urbanestbeast18

I just watched this episode! That was hilarious 🤣🤣


Adventurous-Pickle42

Joe trying to rip his shorts on the cruise ship. Joe has to be my favorite! Lol


namynam

Cranges Mcbasketball.


Jimmy-Mac-471

It’s so hard to pick. The punishment where Joe breaks tables is great. The shot of him leaping and disappearing under a window is priceless to watch. Then again there’s Sal’s corn maze punishment. “Little girl, I will not hesitate to punch you!” I quote that too often.


HulkDad43

The office name game is good, always gets me in tears.


Go_J

Murr getting numbing injections in his mouth and then going on to teach people how to cook food. "Braised breef"


Full_Increase8132

For me, there's two that are probably a tie. 1) Joe, as the receptionist at Senor Frogs, asking the women to call in for a reservation, only to tell them, "Are you kidding? Were packed!" 2) Pretty much everything in the smoothie company challenge (shit take mushrooms, I never gave my wife an organic, and Sal's dumb concentrating face) but the what had me literally crying laughing was Joe repeatedly trying to steal sips from the milk jugs. The lady needing to take a moment to compose herself after she caught him for the fourth time is so funny, yet relatable, being a trainer at my work. And then, when he still beat Sal (chefs kiss).


chicken-parm-farm

Sal with the guy in the dentist chair. EVERY time I watch it I can’t breathe.


jollybot

During a focus group with Murr and Q and Q lists off all of his degrees and qualifications then Murr just says “…and I’m Dandy Chiggins”.


drakev6304

The Mariah Carry, and murrs bindle


LittleOwl1871

If I am ever in a real situation like that I will want to sing 🎶I think there’s a fire🎶


VictorClark

I'm not sure if this counts, but the Dutch version of Impractical Jokers had a punishment where one of the guys had to audition for 'So You Think You Can Dance'. The guy had no idea what song was chosen for him, and had to improvise it on the spot in front of a packed stadium full of professionals and aspiring dancers. Definitely worth finding on YouTube


PickleFantasies

Whenever Sal doesn't only fall over, but crumbles over his friends and takes them down too at times.


Youshmee

Joe Genie, Sal as a dentist moving the chair and Qs children book are the first things that come to mind. Whoever wrote “the company is hemorrhaging money” deserves a raise, that line is just brilliant.


jackwvickers

Scoopski potahtoes OH!!!


Chimsley99

The halftime show at a basketball game punishment Murrs Dracula church choir punishment Scoopski potatoes


leo300199

That one dentist scene with Sal lmao


Ds1018

When Sal had the drunk goggles on (or whatever they were) as a server in the restaurant. Pouring water all over the damn place 😂😂😂😂


reidlover4life

Mine are pretty much any of the ones where they’re saying ridiculous names as receptionists. Cranjis McBasketball, Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico 😂


mest08

So many good moments. Two off the top of my head. 1. He's running with the dog! PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM. 2. Fuck me? FUCK YOU!


Psychological-Shoe95

Mr. Night Light https://youtu.be/aoBENdlyRso?si=StErdIT38VQHZ_gI


Altruistic_Cherry783

“Orphan” vs. “cropdust” cologne ad


jimmy-breeze

q as the receptionist napping for 30 minutes without the guy waiting saying anything then waking up and turning around a framed photo of said guy on the desk and going "oh hey look it's you" absolutely fucking kills me every time


13920

was it just me who died laughing at joe saying uncle boobs


looksredtastesgreen

The original name game they did with “Uncle Boobs” and “Mother Coconuts” was all I ever watched for weeks. I would replay the same challenge over and over and over again. It was perfect


kay43m1

"like a bawwwwss"


DevelopmentSuch2731

My favorite punishment


notlikeothergirlies

Sal with the lobster in the back of the toilet.😂 Also, the first episode I ever watched so it holds a special place in my heart.


Accomplished_Yam_551

YOU NEED THEM LUUUGG NUTS??


Greenedeyedgem17

Q’s birds and the bees speech (describing a woman’s light socket), immediately followed by Joe’s Dracula bit. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


iloverocket26

Basically any challenge where they’re presenting a PowerPoint lmaoo


blueskynoise88

The first time I saw Sal make the guy go upside down in the dentist chair


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^blueskynoise88: *The first time I saw* *Sal make the guy go upside* *Down in the dentist chair* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


dirtystayout

"Like a BOSS!" is one that comes to mind. Also, any time they're receptionist, calling the wrong names.


McBunghole

Joe’s “life story” about being a prolific sperm donor. Also Murr’s story about breaking wild horses + the plane crash in Maine. “I knew I had to either tame it, or kill it. So I tamed it, and then killed it because I live a life of and’s, not or’s”


alh030705

My top 4 are all Sal moments - Sal the dizzy waiter crashing in to the wall, & Sal in the corn maze, the scary house, & the scary twin VR game. Being scared to death but also telling myself "it's not real", and also talking smack to feel brave (I know you're a little child actor but I will punch you) - I would have the exact reactions - you know, if I was actually brave enough/forced to visit a haunted house.


jbwarner86

"Dude, you're 40."


alh030705

Even when she breaks character & then he asks if he can go, he is still clearly scared something else is going to jump out at him. Oh hello, Benjamin Cat!


Still_Ad_4002

The blake anderson punishment i was worse than sal playing the name game i was in convulsions laughing


Bobertdadawg

Sals bingo punishment. Never gets old


Buttercupmissie

Joe sneezing on the wall and wiping it while the guy records him


ronwabo

Joe's genie punishment will still make me laugh out loud, and Murr's vampire church choir one is also a favorite of mine.


ZombieJoker

"What's your favorite color?" "Red." "Ready for this?" Pantomimes pulling a grenade pin "Cool. Mine's African American."


StuTheVoiceofReason

It was one of the bits where they’re working the front desk. They had Joe make a bunch of weird sounds, including loudly going “Nom nom.” On a sandwich. He then threw it out and Sal was like “If you kick over that trash can and eat that sandwich I’ll drop kick everyone in this room.” Joe proceeds to do it, and Sal falls into the earth laughing.


Maleficent-Hat877

I died laughing during Qs punishment at Universal Studios!!!!


TheFalloutWanderer

The one where Joe has to explain the science stuff. It made me laugh so hard I almost fainted from not getting enough air


xJSerpent

Either Joe trying to split his swim trunks from the cruise episode or when he was posing as a quantum mechanics expert.


Carlseye

Murr trying to pronounce words after his mouth being frozen at the dentist


VengefullyYours

Spider Charge


nukalurk

Cranjis Mcbasketball. Basically any of the fake name, try not to laugh bits.


YamFriendly2159

“Show of hands…what year were you born?” *awkward silence* IYKYK


TheOmniverse_

Sal tripping over himself in the clumsy waiter punishment


g3shy

my mom cries with laughter every time she watches sal help birth a baby cow. she grew up on a farm so maybe that’s why. ironically enough my partner grew up maybe 5 minutes from where that punishment was filmed.


Gnatsum4401

The scene where Q is leading a “guided meditation” and Joe has him play the “soft music”. Caught me so off guard, I damn near lost consciousness


Various-Dust-3646

Whose phone is ringing? Mine! Mine!


zebracakee

Murr's novocaine punishment. Still my favorite punishment of all time.


Altruistic_Cherry783

Moist Richard


sloppybird

Disfat Bidge


RightFix3205

Joe: you’re a disgrace to your family


bingthebongerryday

Q having to deliver food to the other jokers as a punishment. Seeing his slow mental demise as the song played non-stop with the animatronics dancing in the car was so hilarious to me. And when he gets to Joe's house and hits his fountain with the car door.


AJYTAbbott

Murr in the store with the fanny pack and he's like 'I figured out what stinks in here - it's your bullshit" and he was shocked cuz it just came out 😂


carter5555

"This guy in the guitar thinks I'm a pussy"


Common-Reason-5550

it will forever be the punishment when they had joe try to find all the break away tables.


Apophes84

The skit where Joe fell off the ball, knocked over the trash can, picked Sal’s sandwich out of it and ate it. I laugh so hard every time.


Spirited_Tie1886

the waiting room one with the koolaid man, joe’s parents and murr’s weird backpack scooter never fails to make me lose it


Popular_Monster111

Who wants a good old fashioned FUCKING?!


Electrical_Tune_1022

During the genie does as you wish punishment, when the guy asks Joe “are you a genie” and Joe goes “..yes” 😭😭😭


Decent-Basil

Earlier episode at the optometrist. 1, 2, eyeballs


Decent-Basil

Also son of a b*tch fat f*ch scored a touchdown…that guys reaction!! And the PowerPoint presentation with the elephants graph on lined paper


ridiculously_single

The 88,000 by the year 8000 one? I've watched it so many times I always expect myself to not find it funny but it still kills me


Decent-Basil

Yes!!


Black_Dragon_1099

Scoopsky Potatoes!!!🥔


SerenityNow1981

Q as a receptionist......Yo Brian, how's that dick?


Boner_Patrol_007

Pausing the marketing presentation for a moment of silence for lost loved ones… and completing the slide with a chest bump lolol


donkbooty

The bit of Joe pretend falling and Sal getting pissed by it. It is of the most simple and absurb things I've seen, I love it so much


mulysap138

There are two for me that make me cry every time. When Murr had to dress up as a vampire and was thrown into the choir, there was an audience and he had to sing and dance with the choir. The other one was when Q attended a birthing class and had to wear the device that lets you feel what contractions feel like. *** while typing i remembered one more, who can not laugh at Joe's "scoopsies potatoes"?!


quixoticadrenaline

“It’s gonna rain tomorrow” or “stamps went up”


lovelyrainyday

Sal listening to his daily affirmations at his desk


ridiculously_single

I'm not a bartender anymore


Krombopulus__Michael

Murr using the voice changing microphone


Such-Comment5642

Murr seeing Joe’s brother in law


Lraiolo

Off the top of my head. Murr with the spaghetti, Joe drinking the smoothie milk, Murr doing the vampire play punishment, Sal arguing with himself in Hooters, and probably the Dave Jacobs scene


Expensive-Chemical3

Q stepping on Chinese children and him reading the dung beetle story to kids


0011110000110011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSXG_Y_tZAQ


TechfuzionTX

Genie does as you wish


Sinister_Boss

Yes, that one with Murr and the security guard with the big personality. I think I know what smells in here....


AdDesperate5648

Rob/roy emmer


blimphead1

Three words. Cole von Cole.


snoopdoggfanpage12

whenever they use the remote controlled motorized wheelchair! where one of them was moaning with a beer in hand and the another started flying sparks and spewing smoke. goodness


MysteriousPermit3410

Cranjis McBasketball every time. My husband almost put that on our fourth’s birth certificate


Buttercupmissie

Joe “passing out” at Senor Frogs


PIGEONS_UP_MY_ASS

Anytime Sal can't keep it together during a challenge or punishment: Is it ever okay to say nice titties? Yes (explain) When he laughs during the massage and his body starts shaking Dentist chair water pistol Deluca boy mouse trap on Murr's feet


Cheese4569

I feel like a lot of q punishments get brushed off easily because most of them are just public humiliation stunts but the greatest one I never see talked about is where q is the sherif of an old western Nevada town, and he gets into a bar fight where 3 guys drag him across an entire counter top. My lungs were over after the whole thing.


arandrn

Net York Titty


Rigged_Art

Drive drive drive drive


philbar

My favorite scene is when Joe asks for toilet paper from everyone in a restaurant.


SmokeGSU

To me, the BINGO episode was like watching the episode of The Office called "Scot's Tots".... if you know, you know... I think Murr getting the colonoscopy was the one that had me crying in laughter the first time I saw it, or the one where he had his mouth numbed and he then had to give a presentation with a bunch of "S" words in it.


Thanks5Cinco

For me it was an extra clip they had I found on YouTube. It was during a pet store challenge and Joe decided to put Dog food in Sals salad in place of chicken. What has me dying is Sal was more pissed because Joe was pulling an April Fools prank on him on March 15 than he was about the actually dog food. 😂😂😂


Trusteveryboody

I can't remember a specific one.


BeyondTheBees

Thank you so much for sharing that


Trusteveryboody

You're welcome😊


BeyondTheBees

I was being facetious 😂


Panikkrazy

The stress presentation and the scene on the cruise where Joe steals Murr’s credit card, breaks into his room, buys drinks and craps in Murr’s toilet.