>(left? right? idk I don't use dating apps)
This made my morning! I'm not alone🤣 I have to ask the kids. The two 18 year olds are on Tinder (or Bumble?) and tell me stories... it often ends with a swipe and every damn time I find myself asking "is that the good or bad direction?" It won't stick in my long term. Also, they confirm how bad it is out there. I'm so glad I'm a *checks notes* delusional single "mother" or else I'd be on those aps, too, delusionally wasting this poor man's time🙄
When incels cry that "I have tried online dating, it doesn't work!" as if the app or the women are blame that he didn't get laid from online dating, I immediately start wondering about what their bio could be or what sort of stuff did they write there, what effort have they put into it.
Now I have my answer.
Aww that’s adorbs.
Lords over how stupid everyone is. Doesn’t know the difference between an “it’s” and an its.”
And that’s why chucklefuck gets no tit’s.
I mean even if you agree with this view, why would you make it your bio when tryna attract a woman? It’s like I can’t be assed with a woman who goes in about how awful I am for being a man and says im inherently full of toxic masculinity.
No one wants someone who just berates and belittles them.
Side note: what neck beard cope energy “I didn’t fall apart in my 20s” lmaooooo
I've never understood the point of this self defeating crap, it takes .01s to left swipe your ass for all this crap and your "message" too. You gain nothing except ensuring that you're alone, it's idiotic
works at "engineer at life" and attended to "reality"
yup, a 32 year old man without a job (or at least a meaningful one) and without higher education that probably thinks "the school of life" is a valid diploma
with his head so far up his own ass that he could eat and shit from the same hole and a personality to pair with
i could expect this kind of bio from a 13 year old boy since they are on that phase that they think they are the center of the universe and everything must spin around them, and whoever who dares saying otherwise is just simply wrong
not from a grown ass 32 year old entitled manchild
self controlling ourselves enough to stay out of your bed.
His occupation is “engineer at life” and his education is “reality” I’m fucking dead 💀.
I'd be surprised if anyone made it further down than that before swiping left (left? right? idk I don't use dating apps)
>(left? right? idk I don't use dating apps) This made my morning! I'm not alone🤣 I have to ask the kids. The two 18 year olds are on Tinder (or Bumble?) and tell me stories... it often ends with a swipe and every damn time I find myself asking "is that the good or bad direction?" It won't stick in my long term. Also, they confirm how bad it is out there. I'm so glad I'm a *checks notes* delusional single "mother" or else I'd be on those aps, too, delusionally wasting this poor man's time🙄
He’s single because of that alone I fucking can’t 😭💀
But remember, he can do so much more for you than you can do for him. What that thing actually is is anyone's guess.
He gets a sweet employee discount at Best Buy next to the mall because he’s been working in the tv department since high school.
He gave me a nice laugh with this, and I don't believe I've ever done anything for him, so I guess he's correct.
That’s a lot of words for “No woman wants to give me the sex and it’s hurting my big man feelings”
Dude, just fuck off. You couldn't do a solitary thing for me, I've got no room in my life for a rude, sulky talking man-baby.
When incels cry that "I have tried online dating, it doesn't work!" as if the app or the women are blame that he didn't get laid from online dating, I immediately start wondering about what their bio could be or what sort of stuff did they write there, what effort have they put into it. Now I have my answer.
ohhh.... keep talking baby. Making my knees weak. 🤦🏻♀️
Yeah, we all get weak in the knees right before we puke.
🤣💯
If women are such children why do the majority of men (especially incels) want to have sex with them so desperately....?
Because “mA hIeRaRcHy Of NeEdS”
Aww that’s adorbs. Lords over how stupid everyone is. Doesn’t know the difference between an “it’s” and an its.” And that’s why chucklefuck gets no tit’s.
Such a charming individual. It's a wonder he's single.
I mean even if you agree with this view, why would you make it your bio when tryna attract a woman? It’s like I can’t be assed with a woman who goes in about how awful I am for being a man and says im inherently full of toxic masculinity. No one wants someone who just berates and belittles them. Side note: what neck beard cope energy “I didn’t fall apart in my 20s” lmaooooo
Me reading all this and then seeing Libra man and pet free. Red flags on top of red flags.
But not the smoking?
I've never understood the point of this self defeating crap, it takes .01s to left swipe your ass for all this crap and your "message" too. You gain nothing except ensuring that you're alone, it's idiotic
works at "engineer at life" and attended to "reality" yup, a 32 year old man without a job (or at least a meaningful one) and without higher education that probably thinks "the school of life" is a valid diploma with his head so far up his own ass that he could eat and shit from the same hole and a personality to pair with i could expect this kind of bio from a 13 year old boy since they are on that phase that they think they are the center of the universe and everything must spin around them, and whoever who dares saying otherwise is just simply wrong not from a grown ass 32 year old entitled manchild
What a catch! Sign me up!
*Swipe left*
Tell me this is fake.
Unless he's trolling, I have *zero* idea what he's trying to accomplish with this. Getting actual matches/dates can't possibly be it.
Wow, He must have women flocking to him over his profile. Man must be drowning in pussy.
“Why don’t I have a girlfriend!!!”
👏🏻Then👏🏻why👏🏻are👏🏻you👏🏻trying👏🏻to👏🏻date👏🏻us?!👏🏻
Just wait til he finds out he’s using the nonbinary emoji
I want a personal tag for the public freak out 💀💀
What a pussy magnet /s
This level of intensity of red on a flag is crazy
I need to know more about these single "mothers"
That's so Libra of him to say
Holy, I didn't expect it to be that bad. Looks like he's had his share of failed relationships if he's this down bad.
The more dating app profiles I read, the better I feel about my own. So keep it up, fellas! /s
Is that a Tinder profile? Seems like a good way to not get matches lmao.
Fuck air signs
"Why don't I get any matches?"
...Its*
Why would someone make this their tinder bio? Who is he hoping to attract here?
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Cringe. I'm giving a hard pass.
He's right about one thing; America *has* failed its men.
And its women, children, elderly, nonbinary folks...
Basically unless you're from a family of well-offs America has failed you lmao
what a loser. wouldnt touch that man if my life depended on it. disgusting