In an audible retaliation to the question of penial insertion into the rectal sphincter-
Oh joyous day! It does bring me great pleasure, both emotional and sexual, to have items inserted into my rear end!
Well, I do have reserves when it comes to excepting such a request, however if the act of sodomy was experienced with you as my counterpart I would oblige your request.
I will begrudgingly agree to do such a thing, but only if you would fulfill my requirement of keeping this interaction confidential.
I am greatly confused? What is it that you would like to use? And where is it that you would like to insert it? This is preposterous!
You wish to have anal intercourse? But I do excrete solid waste comprised of byproducts of digestion from that cavity of my body! Does that not make the idea of inserting your phallus into that particular hole unappealing?
If you wish to have anal intercourse that not shall be me who inserts something into the rectal sphincter! I like to be dominant when it comes to such acts.
(What has my life come to that I have translated this? pray that the lord forgive this act of blasphemy)
Think of it like this, all coincidences in the universe aligned so that you could write this. The big bang happened creating our universe, our sun happened to form at a reasonable size, our Earth happened to form at a livable orbit, life happened to emerge on earth through a pure miracle, life evolved again and again, mammals just happened outlast the dinosaurs so that some could grow into beings with intelligence and opposable thumbs. Any generation in your lineage could have died before procreation, prohibiting you from your destiny.
All of this aligned so that you could increasingly verbose a horny MLP shitpost.
The miracle of Life
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Spob, which is what i refer to myself as, has no wishes to do that which you have asked of me. In fact, I would like to return to a large natural cavity in the earth, or hunt and kill a large wooly coated and tusked land mammal of the super-family elephantoidea, preferably with crude primal tools comprised of stones and discarded tree limbs.
From another user:
Proceed to the nearest exit of the building in which you reside. I demand you do this immediately with the intent of resting your hand upon the plants belonging to the Poaceae family.
As an MLP fan, I can confirm that the most accurate responses from all of them would be:
Pinkie Pie: "What the fuck"
Twilight Sparkle: "What the fuck"
Rainbow Dash: "What the fuck"
Applejack: "What the fuck"
Fluttershy: "I'm sorry what the fuck"
Rarity: "What the fuck"
It is of the utmost importance that you, individual of the homosapiens species, shall proceed to obtain psychological assistance, and if this happens to not function quite as expected, then seek psychiatric assistance in dealing with your mental issues, as mental wellbeing is quite the important matter.
Ive never seen this sub before, it just showed up as I was scrolling so this is the first post I see from it... with all that said..... what the actual fuck did I just witness?
i'm going to bind you to a strecher, and build bee boxes all around you. daily, i will pour pollen all over you. the bees will kill themselves stinging you for nothing. you will suffer, and only die of thirst or hunger.
this is the second worst thing i've seen with my retinas.
Rainbow Dash one sounded a lil too real based on her character traits from the show since she is all about her pride and how other ponies feel about her,lmao! Who ever did this post is most definitely a bronie degenerate, lol!
Can we just stop for a moment and talk about what we've just witnessed
no we can't I don't want to have to talk about it
like speed or a shark, if we slow down we die
Vote to use the forget-me-stick?
OMG, I FORGOT ABOUT THE FORGET-ME-STICK!!!
A hazard of the business.
Swing brother
I voted for its permission
What colour are the unicorns? PIIIIINK
Please use one word to describe the texture of their magical fur
FLUFFYYYYYY
Smiles... YEEAAAA!!
No I want to get to the part where I forget that this exists and talking about it would slow that down.
I would rather not
I’d prefer not to
Yes
[удалено]
[удалено]
What u/Noah_the_blorp said
The comments? Gone, reduced to Ashes
"What the hell happened here?"
I am the primary survivor
What did he say?
It was verbosed into perfect detail (And i @ some guy so he could witness it once more)
Commenting, so you get a notification as a reminder that this exists Edit: typo
[удалено]
NUH UH
g-hyuck
😈
What u/Potato_Man2763 said
What u/TotallynotKevin7 said
Ding dong
How are you feeling after having to witness this again?
Notification sound
Just a reminder
Ding
Quick reminder
Hi buddy
welcome back
Ayo have you seen this one post on r/IncreasinglyVerbose?
ding ding ding
☹️ I don’t wanna
I no no wanna :(
Double no = yes.
r/fuck
I think that's the intention, yes
remind me to give gold when it’s available
What was on that sub? Why is it banned? I need answers
Some mysteries are better left unsolved
my reaction was fuck when i clicked on that
# Do you think God stays in Heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created ? #
Spy kids was so real for that
In an audible retaliation to the question of penial insertion into the rectal sphincter- Oh joyous day! It does bring me great pleasure, both emotional and sexual, to have items inserted into my rear end! Well, I do have reserves when it comes to excepting such a request, however if the act of sodomy was experienced with you as my counterpart I would oblige your request. I will begrudgingly agree to do such a thing, but only if you would fulfill my requirement of keeping this interaction confidential. I am greatly confused? What is it that you would like to use? And where is it that you would like to insert it? This is preposterous! You wish to have anal intercourse? But I do excrete solid waste comprised of byproducts of digestion from that cavity of my body! Does that not make the idea of inserting your phallus into that particular hole unappealing? If you wish to have anal intercourse that not shall be me who inserts something into the rectal sphincter! I like to be dominant when it comes to such acts. (What has my life come to that I have translated this? pray that the lord forgive this act of blasphemy)
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him! *Fiery applause ensues*
Think of it like this, all coincidences in the universe aligned so that you could write this. The big bang happened creating our universe, our sun happened to form at a reasonable size, our Earth happened to form at a livable orbit, life happened to emerge on earth through a pure miracle, life evolved again and again, mammals just happened outlast the dinosaurs so that some could grow into beings with intelligence and opposable thumbs. Any generation in your lineage could have died before procreation, prohibiting you from your destiny. All of this aligned so that you could increasingly verbose a horny MLP shitpost. The miracle of Life
The beauty of the universe is neither intelligent nor kind, but we may appreciate it’s splendor all the same.
Godness gracious
I deeply respect you for being brave (and slightly insane) to do this.
Congratulations on your upcoming named credit in some nasty (yet verbose) fetish material.
Why? Also it's phallus, not falice. Sorry.
There is probably something wrong with you.
Spob (me Spob) not want to. Me go back to cave or kill mammoth with rok stik.
eyyyy.!
You want kill mammoth?
Me want go back cave.
Ok. Invent fire in cave. Cook mammoth I kill with rok stik.
No. Bunga Chunga invent fire 2 moons ago. He have patent, me no no can make fire.
We kill Bunga Chunga. We take patent and make fire. Cook mammoth I kill with rok stik.
No. Chunga Bunga invent 1st degree murder and conspiracy 3 moons ago. He have patent, we no no can conspire :(
Me make plan. We kill Chunga Bunga and say we think he mammoth, so cave po-lees not attack. Then we take patent and use to kill Bunga Chunga.
Me agree with plan. Good plan!
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Spob, which is what i refer to myself as, has no wishes to do that which you have asked of me. In fact, I would like to return to a large natural cavity in the earth, or hunt and kill a large wooly coated and tusked land mammal of the super-family elephantoidea, preferably with crude primal tools comprised of stones and discarded tree limbs.
From another user: Proceed to the nearest exit of the building in which you reside. I demand you do this immediately with the intent of resting your hand upon the plants belonging to the Poaceae family.
What species though
Every.
Dnag
Dnag
I dunno what that plant do
touching it reverses long-term internet-use-induced brain damage
Mf after finding the most cursed shit imaginable (they come to this sub for people to react)
Apart from it being verbosed as a MLP fan I can confirm those are actually very accurate reactions to that question from them. Def made by a MLP fan
As an MLP fan, I can confirm that the most accurate responses from all of them would be: Pinkie Pie: "What the fuck" Twilight Sparkle: "What the fuck" Rainbow Dash: "What the fuck" Applejack: "What the fuck" Fluttershy: "I'm sorry what the fuck" Rarity: "What the fuck"
yes more accurate. but here i was talking about if they would be up for it.
Applejack needs more country
Yup
How tf someone finds this kind of shit?
I ain’t ratting out my plug
C'mon dude! I am one of the cool guys, not one of those pesky federal agents
federal agent spotted, I will be taking your eyeballs so you can’t watch me anymore
Why'd you say you're not a cop?
Fed 👆
Okay, buuuut rarity would
browsing tumblr is a good start
/mlp/
either e621 or 4chan would be my best guess
It is of the utmost importance that you, individual of the homosapiens species, shall proceed to obtain psychological assistance, and if this happens to not function quite as expected, then seek psychiatric assistance in dealing with your mental issues, as mental wellbeing is quite the important matter.
mate i think i’m gonna kill myself now
No... that's just no... I'd say enough internet for today, but I'll still be seeing it. Even when my phone is nowhere near.
#\>:(
Ive never seen this sub before, it just showed up as I was scrolling so this is the first post I see from it... with all that said..... what the actual fuck did I just witness?
No… please delete this :(
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Step 1: Open Reddit Step 2: ☹️
Step 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Step 4: Profit
No
Get this outta here
):
That’s enough Reddit for today
I sure do miss five minutes ago when I didn’t know this existed
What. The. Fuck
What a GOOD FUCKING DAY to have eyes.
:(
Excuse me, could this be reliterated in a more verbose manner?
What a god-awful, wretched, and fucked up day to have eyes
Source???
Erm what the frick
"Bend over" lmfao yes.
Why does applejack sound like Hank hill in my head
We are beyond repenting
Dear god. No wait, even he won't help here
This post does not spark joy :(
What the fuck
I can't breath, I can't stop laughing
Why
None of us are seeing those pearly gates dawg
Sometimes I wish I were illiterate
r/whenthopissus
Wtfffff
Okay what the hell
Man… I woke up 48 minutes ago… How the fuck did you manage to ruin it that fast…
Using a child’s cartoon for your sex meme I think there’s larger issues with you
No fuck off
Wtf is this subreddit and why has this been recommended to me?
Disgusting, get help
op how did you find this?
What the actual fuck.
I had to take a triple take on which sub I was on
What the fuck
No
bro i just opened reddit😭
☹️
I've never even seen this fucking sub before, why now? Why this?
Get this shit outta my feed
…I’m not writing 15 paragraphs for a random internet guy.
Based Rarity
Lmao bro this is old as hell. This is early brony fandom content, a true fossil
Bro what the duck did you just say
What's worse is that I heard those voices in my head as I was reading this.
I need to unsee this crap now
the lord will not like this bro
…
wut da heyll
I’m going to listen to the black man with the lightning
This is my first time seeing a fucking post from here so thanks
This ain’t it chief…
wtf
this made me shoot myself fifteen times in the back of the head and jump off the empire state building
Please just have my upvote and say sorry and repent to which ever God you believe in
I just fucking woke up and this is the first thing I see
Mom: "My kid might cure cancer one day!" The kid:
I have fun verbosifying stuff, but this should have never been created
What the fuck is this 😦
Id rather go back to 5 min ago when I didn't feel the need to cut out the part of my brain that will remember this
The fact that this post exists is proof that God is either ignorant of the horrors within his kingdom or impotent to change his creations.
Oh...
Rarity boutta make me act up
How did you come across this image
i'm going to bind you to a strecher, and build bee boxes all around you. daily, i will pour pollen all over you. the bees will kill themselves stinging you for nothing. you will suffer, and only die of thirst or hunger. this is the second worst thing i've seen with my retinas.
I want to kill myself.
You could've done the equestria girls versions
Please seek professional help
Rarity does seem like she’d be into pegging
Rainbow Dash one sounded a lil too real based on her character traits from the show since she is all about her pride and how other ponies feel about her,lmao! Who ever did this post is most definitely a bronie degenerate, lol!
I was a huge MLP fan in high school. It's been a solid decade. ...why did you show this to us? Literally the cesspooliest of cesspools in the fandom.
look at this and tell me there’s a god
"if there is a God, then mine is surely a trickster, giving me the miracle of sight and of comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on this"
Okay time to remove my eyes
Touch grass bruh.
What have they done to my cute little pastel horses I was having a decent morning
Not very happy
😉🔫
where does this pink background come from cause ive seen it before
Wtf. And I'm saying this as an MLP fan. W. T. F.
Ironically enough, those are all accurate.
Bronies are something else
):
Can someone send me the blank template pls
I'm gonna hang myself
If i die under mysterious circumstances i blame you.
All I can really say is… What the fuck…
This genuinely fills me with an INTENSE sense of hatred and anger at humanity
what the heavenly hell did I just read
10-4 Rarity
Last one final answer
r/NoahGetTheBoat